This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

Then, he finally realized that it was decades ago.

Kaz's handsome face, which had not changed at all, actually gave him an illusion, an illusion that time had never passed!

However, several decades have passed, and the Joseph of that time has now grown old.

"That guy is Kaz? Why did he put a speaker playing music at his feet?"

Polnareff's expression at this moment was like the expression an old man would have when he saw something he shouldn't see on his mobile phone on the subway.

"Are they preparing to do square dancing? Looking at their strange movements, it wouldn't be strange if it was the starting position of some kind of dance." Kakyoin Noriaki guessed very professionally.

"That makes sense, but why do they have to do square dancing? Is it some kind of ritual of primitive people?" Abdel also began to speculate.

As the old saying goes, those who are involved are often confused, while those who are not involved can see clearly.

They had never considered that some of their previous postures were quite strange.

"Ah, ah, daze..." Listening to his companions' speculations, Jotaro Kujo pressed down the brim of his hat, with an expression that showed he didn't want to pay any attention to Kaz.

"Mr. Kaz, how long are we going to keep this pose? They're already guessing we're going to dance." Aleister asked with a slightly blushing face.

I didn’t feel that way when I was reading the comics, but when it was my turn to be a JOJO character… Damn, so embarrassing!

If she had known this would happen, she would never have allowed Kaz to pose like this!

"Don't worry, as long as we don't feel embarrassed, the embarrassing one is the other side." Kaz said expressionlessly.

"Hey, Kaz! Why are you still there? Didn't you take Jotaro's money and bring us something?"

Joseph, Kaz’s old rival, came out and negotiated with Kaz.

"Joseph...you've gotten old too." Kaz kept his posture unchanged, with a nostalgic expression.

Hearing this, the expression on Joseph's face softened a little.

It feels like two people who fought with each other when they were young and had a very bad relationship.

After several decades, both of them had grown old, and then they suddenly met.

At this time, the two of them probably wouldn't be able to quarrel, and they might even miss the way they quarreled and fought when they were young.

It's not really about missing two people fighting or quarreling, but about missing the way you were when you were young.

Yes, I am old too. I was able to save the world back then...

However, before Joseph could reminisce for long, Kaz's wild laughter resounded through the sky.

"Hahahahaha!! JO Sef, look at what you look like now. Your backhand is weak, your forehand is not good, your steps are loose, your reactions are slow, and none of your moves are decent! Are you worthy of being my, Kaz's, nemesis? Dream on!"

Joseph's face darkened immediately: "Oh, Nore, Kaz! I just didn't practice the ripples much. As long as I practice for a few days, my body will recover immediately!"

"Ripple?" Kaz curled his lips:

"Don't you see the situation clearly? Old man, the era of ripples is long gone, now is the era of substitutes!

"Think about your stand-in. Do you want me to explain it to you? Well, I will, right now!

"Old man, your stand-in is the most useless!"

24. Platinum washing machine

"Goo!"

Joseph was hit hard by Kaz's words. He was trembling with grief and his heart was bleeding.

It’s not like I want a stand-in that’s so rubbish, nor is it like I want a stand-in that’s good for nothing except reading and writing.

I also want to have a Stand like Jotaro so I can beat up my enemies!

"Mr. Joestar, don't be so sad. In fact, your Stand is also very powerful. It can release vines to entangle the enemy. It's super powerful."

Polnareff couldn't bear to see Joseph so sad, so he hurried to comfort him.

"Really? Then switch with me." Joseph turned around with a look of despair on his face.

“Uh…” Polnareff began to look around, hesitating: “Mr. Joestar, it’s not that I don’t want to trade with you, but there’s really no way to change a stand.”

"I can find a way to change it. As long as you agree, I will spend days and nights doing research and make you change your substitute!" Kaz decisively began to add fuel to the fire.

Then, Polnareff dared not speak.

Joseph was even more sad.

As expected, no one wanted his substitute!

"Mr. Joestar!" Kakyoin Noriaki said seriously, "I'm glad you're the stand. If not, we might still not know the whereabouts of DIO and could only watch Miss Holly suffer in Japan."

"Oh." Joseph sighed, and finally felt much better.

Yes, if it weren’t for his Hermit Purple, they would never have known DIO’s whereabouts, let alone saved Holly.

but……

As expected, he still wants a humanoid pentagonal god of war substitute like Star Platinum!

In that case, even if the ability is just reading and writing, he would accept it!

"Okay, old man, time is running out. We don't have time to let you be sad here. Kaz, please give us the things."

Just as the situation was about to turn into a hilarious comedy, Jotaro Kujo quickly brought the topic back to the topic.

"Okay, here's the stuff."

Now that the sponsor has spoken, Kaz can no longer pose.

He picked up the speaker on the ground, jumped off the rock, and then took out the Ultimate Bio-Driver from his loincloth.

"These two things are for you."

Jotaro Kujo didn't take it, his face full of disgust: "You put this thing... in that kind of place?"

"Don't worry, the loincloth of an Ultimate Creature is like the bottom of a girl's skirt. It contains an endless universe of all things! It's just used to decorate things, it won't have any impact."

Kaz explained seriously.

Just looking at that serious and solemn expression, Jotaro Kujo couldn't help but believe... What the hell!

Wasn’t it taken out from the loincloth?

Isn't it still placed in that place?

Jotaro Kujo, who has always been extremely calm, finally feels a little depressed.

“Are these two things waterproof?”

"Don't worry, boss!" Kaz patted his chest, full of confidence: "Kaz products must be top quality! Waterproofing is no big deal."

"That's good." Kujo Jotaro felt relieved and said solemnly: "Cafeteria~Splashing hot sauce!"

"Eula!"

As soon as Star Platinum was summoned, it immediately let out a battle cry.

Then I heard Jotaro Kujo order, "Star Platinum, go wash those two things, wash them clean, and then spray some disinfectant, spray more, spray every aspect."

Star Platinum: “???”

What are you doing? I'm from Euler, not here to wash your things!

But Star Platinum eventually had to wash the two things under the evil oppression of Jotaro Kujo.

Faintly, Kaz could even see the grievance on Star Platinum's face.

After a long while, Platinum Washing Machine came back carrying two things.

After throwing the two objects to Jotaro Kujo, the Platinum Washing Machine immediately disappeared.

He is not clean anymore, sad...

Only at this time did Jotaro Kujo have the leisure to look at these two things.

One was a pale bone mask, and the other was the speaker that Kaz had just used to play "Auntie, press down~".

"What are these two things? What are their uses?"

Upon hearing this, Kaz immediately began to introduce.

A qualified group entrepreneur must also provide excellent after-sales service.

"This white bone mask is the ultimate bio-driver. All you need to do is put it on your face and yell, 'I'm not a human anymore!'"

"Then I can transform you into Kamen Rider Kaz and greatly enhance your five senses. Then you will be able to easily detect the movement trajectory of the Sub-Sky Miasma."

"Wait!" Joseph suddenly rushed over and grabbed Jotaro Kujo's hand defensively: "Isn't this mask a Stone Mask? Kaz, do you want my grandson to become a vampire?!"

"Vampire?" Jotaro Kujo frowned.

If he remembered correctly, DIO was a vampire.

"Ah, that's right!" Joseph nodded. "It's a vampire like DIO, immortal, living on human blood, unable to see the sun, a complete monster!"

Kaz waved his hand and said, "Those are all previous versions. Joseph, you have to learn to keep up with the times. You can't see the sun after using the Stone Mask. The side effects are too great. It's really not suitable to be sold as a product.

“Therefore, I specially developed this Ultimate Bio-Driver! Although it cannot make you immortal, it can let you experience the power of the Ultimate Bio-Driver!

"It can be used even for sensitive skin! Anything made by Kaz must be top quality!"

"Is that so?" Joseph was still a little skeptical.

It’s not that he is too helpful, but he has seen too many Stone Masks and too many people who have been turned into vampires by Stone Masks.

"Don't worry, old man." Jotaro Kujo looked at the Ultimate Bio-Driver in his hand, and put it on his face the next second: "I'm not a human anymore!"

"Superorganism! Kars! Perfect organism~Perfect existence~The king at the top of the food chain~Evolution! Evolution! I'm the card-faced Rider——Kars!"

An exciting electronic music sounded, a bone needle buckled on Jotaro Kujo's cheek, and the armor covered his whole body little by little from the Ultimate Bio-Drive.

"JO Taro?! Are you okay?" Joseph looked at the scene with great concern.

"I'm fine, better than ever!"

Jotaro Kujo clenched his fists and felt that he was now a human-shaped Platinum!

No, the most important thing is not this, but the five senses!

One needs to have strong five senses to be able to detect Vanilla Ace's subsonic miasma.

In terms of vision, he can clearly see an ant thousands of meters away!

In terms of hearing, he could not only hear the sound of the aunties lowering the prices when buying vegetables, but he could even clearly tell how far away their voices were from here!

In addition, the sense of touch and smell have also been greatly enhanced.

As for his sense of taste, he couldn't feel it without anything to eat... But he didn't need his sense of taste when dealing with Vanilla Ace, so he didn't have to worry about it.

25. You, are you here just to entertain me?

After feeling the power of Kamen Rider Katz, Jotaro Kujo canceled his transformation.

The sunlight in the sky is still warm, without any sense of hurt.

This was proof that he had not been turned into a vampire.

This also made Joseph and others feel more at ease.

Jotaro Kujo put away the Ultimate Bio-Drive and looked at another thing - the speaker.

"The Ultimate Bio-Driver just now was used to deal with Vanilla Ace's sub-space miasma, so this speaker is used to help me control the time freeze, right?

"But I don't quite understand what the connection is between audio and time stopping."

To be honest, if the Ultra Bio-Drive wasn't so effective, just by looking at this speaker, Jotaro Kujo would have wanted to grab Kaz's clothes and yell angrily--

You, are you here just to entertain me?!

"Let me explain to you slowly. This speaker is a product of my confidence." Kaz couldn't help but strike the C-position pose of the three noble brothers under the moon.

"This sound system was developed based on Speedwagon's commentary ability. As long as..."

"Wait!" Joseph interrupted Kaz before he could finish his words.

He was confused and his brain began to race wildly, but no matter how he thought, the Speedwagen that appeared in his mind was an ordinary person with no special abilities.