This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

In response to Kaz's question, Hassan the Hundred Faces thought about it carefully and then shook his head.

The corners of her mouth curled up into a cruel smile: "No need, in this situation, letting Gawain continue to live is the greatest torture."

As she spoke, she had already imagined Gawain's miserable state of crying every day because of the crazy ridicule he was subjected to.

The more she thought about it, the happier she felt.

He wished he could call out all the people in the holy city of Camelot right now and surround Gawain directly.

"That's fine. We finally managed to film the 'Precious Video of Gawain.AVI'. We can't just let him go back to Valhalla so easily. We have to at least let Gawain appreciate him for being obsessed with the pink furry rabbit."

Kaz was very satisfied with Hassan's decision, as this way, the things he filmed would not be wasted.

Upon hearing this, Fujimaru Ritsuka was terrified and asked, "Are you a devil?"

Someone once said that the most embarrassing thing is not making a fool of yourself when you are drunk. It is when you make a fool of yourself when you are drunk that someone records every detail and shows it to you the next day...

Gao Wen is now facing this cruel reality.

Afterwards, they led the people out of Camelot’s main gate.

Only a bunch of upright knights were left looking at each other in bewilderment. They wanted to stop it, but they needed the ability to do so.

Even Gao Wen was defeated, and even Xiao was left with a humiliating video. What can they do?

Therefore, the Knights of the Righteousness all decided that it was fine to just watch it like this - oMo

A group of knights just watched Kaz and his group leave. Those who didn't know would think they were there to see them off.

On the ground, the red-horned Triple Gawain, who was being illuminated by the sun, was sobbing softly:

"Will we meet again? Buttercup, please be happy when we meet again, okay? Buttercup, please be happy, please be happy, okay? Be happy, be happy."

"I am no longer in your world. It doesn't matter. You have to be happy... Buttercup, Buttercup, Buttercup, how can I live without you... Take me away, Buttercup!"

"..." After hearing this, the Knights of Justice fell silent.

What should I do if I accidentally hear my boss's words? Waiting online, it's urgent.

After a while, a Knight of Justice suddenly hit him and he fell to the ground.

Just pretend you “didn’t hear” it, that’s all!

The other Knights of Justice came to their senses one after another, hit themselves one by one, and then fell to the ground.

The Knights of the Camelot Main Gate... all destroyed!

270. You are greedy for my rice, you are despicable!

Hassan, with all his appearances, was now in unprecedented confusion.

They and the other people were preparing to move towards the village in the mountains.

Then, halfway through the walk, they met the evil monk... bah, the eminent monk Master Xuanzang, and Master Xuanzang's new disciple, Tawara Tengta.

Is this really possible?

Even though she had been "charmed" by Ritsuka Fujimaru before and believed in Kaz's protagonist halo theory.

But later, when the "charm" state was lifted, she began to feel a little suspicious.

How could it be so easy to meet him? It's impossible that Master Xuanzang is an NPC who just revolves around the protagonist Fujimaru Ritsuka, right?

But now...

She began to have doubts.

Master Xuanzang is not really an NPC, is he? No, she is not an NPC too, is she?

"Wow, thank you so much for saving me. I almost thought I was going to be eaten by a monster."

"Teng Tai is obviously my disciple, but he is completely unable to help at a time like this. Wuwuwu, Goku, I missed you so much."

Master Xuanzang was crying and wiping his tears.

If we ignore the huge evil on Master Xuanzang's chest, she is still very similar to Tang Monk in the TV series, and has a very deadly look.

"Ahahaha, it's a divine beast after all, a divine beast! And it's a divine beast raised by the Sun King Osmandis. It's only natural that I can't deal with it alone, right?"

Tawara Tenta scratched his head and smiled proudly, as if he was not ashamed that he could not defeat the Sphinx.

Then Master Xuanzang cried even harder. I don’t know if he was regretting finding such a disciple...who was totally not as good as her eldest disciple, Wukong.

At this time, Hassan finally came out of her confusion and realized that she had more important things to do.

He took two steps at a time and walked to Tawara Tengta's side. He looked at Tawara Tengta with a very serious expression.

"Excuse me... does your Noble Phantasm have unlimited food?"

"Huh? Do you know all this?" Tawara Tengtai was stunned, then laughed again:

"Hahaha, then I won't hide it. One of my treasures is the one that can bring happiness to people - endless cooking!"

"As the name suggests, it can bring endless rice to people. There is no food in the world that can bring more happiness than this!"

Hassan Baimao was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately grabbed Tawara Tengta's hands: "You and I hit it off right away, just like we were siblings in our previous life. How about we become sworn brothers and sisters today? We don't ask to be born on the same day, but we ask to die on the same day!"

Tawara Tengta: “???”

Do you think you like it when you first meet me? You are just coveting my rice! You are so despicable!

"There's no need for that. If you're short of rice, I can give you some. You're my master's savior, after all. Hahahaha!"

"It's too scarce! Come on, let's go back to the village now." Hassan Baimao was excited and wanted to pull Tawara Tengtai back to the village without saying a word.

"Wait, we haven't yet gone to get the food that Nitocris prepared for us." Kaz quickly called out to Hassan the Hundred Faces.

"Huh? We already have food. Do we still need to take the food that Pharaoh prepared for us?" Hassan looked puzzled.

"Are you sure you don't want it?" Kaz raised his eyebrows. "This guy's treasure is a few rice bags containing endless rice. In other words, there is only rice in them. Are you sure you want to eat rice with the villagers for the rest of your life?"

Kaz has always felt that the legend of the treasure of Tawara Tengta originated from the distorted "food" culture of the islanders.

Perhaps it is because the island country has a small area of ​​arable land and has been in a state of rice scarcity since ancient times, so the islanders have an almost fanatical love for rice.

For them, apart from rice, nothing else can be considered a staple food.

So, they have all kinds of magical operations like rice with dumplings, rice with fried rice, rice with ramen, rice with rice balls, dumplings and scallion fried rice, etc.

What is most amazing is that they have a way of eating it that would make the Chinese people's eyes pop out - white porridge with rice.

Just put porridge on top of dry rice...

Nothing else! Yes, nothing!

Even the white rice ball has traces of sweat from people's palms, but the white porridge and rice don't have any traces of sweat at all.

Even the island country's Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries has introduced this "dish" in a serious manner, and wrote in a very exaggerated tone, "With a little effort, you can taste two kinds of rice. Oh, it's incredible."

Katz felt that the person who could develop this kind of "dish" should be named a "cooking god".

If that person were in the Type-Moon world, his song might be sung wildly by modern Japanese people and sent directly to Valhalla.

Skill 1: Cooking rice

Skill 2: Cook porridge

Skill 3: White porridge rice

Noble Phantasm: Don't underestimate the bond between us and rice!

But it is obvious that Hassan, who was not born on an island country, does not have such strange habits.

When she heard that there was only rice, her expression changed again and again.

Final decision...

"Let's take a detour and take away the food that Pharaoh prepared for us. After all, it's a kind gesture from Pharaoh, so we can't let it go to waste."

…………

They took a detour to pick up the food prepared by Nitocris, and then the group headed towards the village in the mountains.

There were no troubles along the way, and we arrived at the village in the mountains safely.

Originally, Fujimaru Ritsuka and his group were going to fight with Cursed Arm Hassan and Hundred Faces Hassan.

But now, Hassan the Cursed Arm already knew that they not only rescued Hassan the Smoky Drunk, but also, according to the information sent back in advance by Hassan the Hundred Faces, they even provided information about food (referring to Tawara Tengta), and were about to bring Tawara Tengta back.

With such great kindness, it is no exaggeration to say that they are the second parents of the mountain people.

Not to mention fighting, Cursed Hassan wanted all the villagers to go to the mountain to pick flowers, weave them into wreaths and give them to them... Unfortunately, not only were there no flowers on the mountain, even the grass roots were almost eaten up by them.

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome."

Hassan the Curse-Wrist held up the banner he had written and stood at the gate of the village, looking like a grassroots village cadre waiting for his superiors to come and inspect him.

Kaz laughed after reading it: "Hey, isn't this a wrist curse? I haven't seen you for a few days, and you're like this?"

Think about the HF line. As soon as the Cursed Arm appeared, he killed Sasaki Kojiro, Medea and Cu Chulainn one after another. It was full of B-style.

In FGO, when Curse-Wrist first appeared, he was also cold-blooded and ruthless.

Very nice.

Now?

The invisible tail behind him was wagging faster than Dahuang's.

271.Ahahahaha, here comes the rice

Curse Wrist didn't understand what Kaz said, but he greeted everyone enthusiastically: "Come on, come on, please come in quickly. We received the news sent back by Hassan the Hundred Faces in advance, so we built a house for you to stay in overnight."

As he spoke, he scanned the crowd with his sharp eyes.

Then, at the signal of Hassan the Hundred Faces, he quickly locked onto Tengta Wawara.

Is this the person who can feed all the villagers?

Those are endless bags of rice on his shoulders, right?

That’s great. This bag of rice is so great.

The look in Hassan's eyes as he looked at the bag of rice gradually became hot.

When Tawara Tengta was being watched, he clamped his legs together and his anus tightened.

This guy doesn't have any special fetishes, right? He is straight, not gay!

In this uneasy state of mind, Tawara Tengta and the others were invited in by Cursed Arm Hassan.

Then, as soon as they entered the village, Hassan the Hundred Faces and Hassan the Cursed Arms hurriedly asked Tawara Tenta to use his Noble Phantasm, because the people in the village had not had enough to eat for many days.

"Huh..." This situation actually made Tawara Tengta feel relieved.

As long as you're not greedy for his body.

As for rice, eat as much as you want!

"Ahahahaha, here comes the rice!"

He laughed and took off the rice bag on his shoulder, and white rice gushed out of the bag like a river.

There was a rustling sound, and Hassan with a Hundred Faces and Hassan with Cursed Wrists were buried in the rice pile without any suspense.

The rice piles get higher and higher...

Until it becomes a small hill.

"Hahaha, delicious rice, happy rice, everyone come and eat rice!"

Tawara Tengta was still laughing wildly.

But Kaz looked at the hill and couldn't help but think of a sentence - when the chicken has eaten the rice...

“Puff!” Hassan the Hundred Faces and Hassan the Cursed Arm came out from the rice pile, both of them still holding rice in their hands, pretending to be crazy: “Hahahaha, there’s rice, there’s rice to eat!”

Those who have never experienced hunger cannot understand their feelings.

"Mr. Curse Arm, Mr. Hundred Faces... Wow, is this the endless rice mentioned in the news? It's so shocking, this actually exists."

A man wearing light green armor and with a bright smile walked over.