People under the eaves have to bow their heads.
"Ahem." Holmes walked behind Lancelot and cleared his throat.
Lancelot, who was setting up camp, stopped and turned to look at Holmes: "It's you, great detective, are you here to help me? My tent will be ready soon, go and see if anyone needs help."
"No, no, no, I am indeed here to help you, but I am not here to help you set up camp." Holmes adjusted his mood and smiled, which made people's favorability increase by 10.
"Aren't you here to help me set up camp? Then what can you help me with?" Lancelot was a little confused.
289. Lancelot was transformed?
"Sir Lancelot, from my observations along the way just now, I found that you and Ms. Matthew don't seem to be too close." Holmes took a puff of cigarette and blew out a smoke ring.
In the smoke, Lancelot's expression gradually stiffened: "This, this, perhaps Mash has not had time to establish a father-daughter bond with me, it will get better slowly."
Although he said that hearing Mashu say the word "Dad" was not good for his heart, he actually hoped to hear Mashu call him Dad all the time.
After all, my daughter is so sweet, much sweeter than that rebellious son!
As a result, Mashu only called him "Dad" twice, which made him very disappointed.
"Oh? Really?" Holmes smiled, as if saying, ask yourself whether you believe it or not.
"Uh..." Lancelot was stuck.
After a long while, he finally sighed and said, "I also know that it won't be long before we launch a counterattack on the holy city of Camelot. By then, I might be immediately sent back to Valhalla by the King's Holy Lance. I won't have much time to develop a close relationship with Mashu."
At this point, Holmes showed that he had mastered the matter: "What if I tell you that I have a way to make you and Matthew feel closer immediately?"
"Oh?" Lancelot was shocked. "Mr. Holmes, please take a seat. When I first met you, I felt that we hit it off, as if we were brothers in our previous life! You have to help your brother in need."
As he said this, he pulled Holmes to his seat (a stone) without saying a word, poured water for him, and massaged his shoulders.
It makes people feel that he is not the world-famous Lancelot, but Xiao Lan.
"Of course, of course. That's why I'm here." Holmes enjoyed Lancelot's kindness with a clear conscience.
He has let it go and decided to just fool people. He will get beaten later anyway.
It is better to enjoy more benefits before getting beaten to avoid suffering losses.
What's more, considering the IQ comparison between him and Lancelot...he felt that he would not necessarily be beaten.
"Then please tell me, what should I do?" Lancelot stopped and asked expectantly.
"First of all." Holmes shook the wine...water glass in his hand, showing his gentlemanly demeanor: "You must believe in the bond between family members. You are a wise and gentle father. You must know what your daughter likes and expects."
"Well, that is to say..." Lancelot swallowed.
"That is to say, you have to trust your heart. The direction your heart is pointing to is definitely the direction that leads to family harmony."
As Holmes spoke, he glanced at the tent where Matthew was setting up, as if hinting at something.
Lancelot got the hint and understood.
"Say, that's right, I am the father of that child..."
"Go, then, now, and get close to your daughter's heart."
…………
"Speaking of which, where is Lancelot?"
The group set up the tents, boiled water, and roasted meat, but found that one person had not arrived yet.
Fujimaru Ritsuka couldn't help but ask the people around him in confusion.
"Ah? Why bother about him? Let's just eat our own food. Heroic spirits don't need to eat anyway." Yu Ji said indifferently while cutting off a small piece of meat with her own hands and feeding it to Xiang Yu.
"I seemed to see Sir Lancelot talking to Sherlock Holmes after we set up camp. I never saw Sir Lancelot again."
Bedivere told what he had seen.
But his statement seems to be saying that "the plan to eliminate Lancelot was made by Holmes."
As if he had thought of something, Holmes couldn't help laughing out loud: "Don't misunderstand me so much, I just did something insignificant."
"A trivial matter? I always feel it's a bit suspicious." Ritsuka Fujimaru's eyes kept wandering between Kaz and Holmes. She always felt that these two people were up to some conspiracy.
Of course, it wasn't a plot to stab them in the back, but a plot to play a prank.
Especially since Kaz already had his camera out.
It was the same camera that had been used to film Gawain being enchanted by the pink furry rabbit.
Could it be that there is something interesting going on?
Fujimaru Ritsuka couldn't help but feel extremely curious, so she decided to open her eyes wide and observe carefully what would happen next.
"Mashu~"
Suddenly, Lancelot's rather strange voice came from behind everyone.
Everyone turned their heads to look, and then... they saw the most horrifying scene they had ever seen in their lives!
A muscular man with purple hair, wearing animal ears and sexy beastie lingerie, strikes an extremely sexy pose.
"Fu~!"
"Ga!" Mashu's face was ashen, as if she had seen something that she couldn't look directly at, and her sanity value dropped wildly!
Why…why was the clothes that she had hidden away and was going to wear for her seniors to see, worn by Lancelot?! ! !
"Eyes, ahhhh, eyes, my eyes!!" Ritsuka Fujimaru covered his eyes and rolled over on the ground frantically.
At this moment, she hated her previous self immensely. Why did she have such a strong curiosity? !
Wouldn’t it be nice to just enjoy the barbecue?
"Is there anyone, is there anyone selling a pair of eyes that have never seen anything like this?"
"When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was practicing the profound Prajna Paramita, he saw that the five aggregates were empty..." Master Xuanzang directly recited the Heart Sutra, the work she translated during her lifetime.
Buddha, I did not intend to see such filthy things.
Bedivere opened his mouth so wide that he could swallow a watermelon.
Is this still the Lancelot he knew?
He looked at Holmes with shock in his eyes.
What did he say to Lancelot to make him become like this? !
Horrible, really terrible!
Are all British detectives so terrible?
Wait, Britain?
Bedivere suddenly realized something. According to later generations, Britain was known as the Country of Kunlao!
In that country, the most popular one is Kun Lao, which is divided into 0 and 1.
Sherlock Holmes actually transformed Lancelot into 0 in that short period of time?
"Gu!" He swallowed his saliva. He had already prepared himself for death and thought he was fearless, but at this moment he actually felt a little frightened.
If Sherlock Holmes also found him, wouldn't he also transform him into 0?
No, maybe it was transformed into 1 and then paired with Lancelot!
At this moment, he made up his mind in his heart - he must not talk to Holmes!
What? You said the Knights of the Round Table are also from Britain? Maybe they have the Kun gene?
impossible! Absolutely impossible!
The main population of later Britain was the Anglo-Saxons, a branch of the Germanic people.
What does the problem of the Anglo-Saxons have to do with the Celts?
290. The great hero died again. How inhumane!
"Huh? Why is everyone silent? Are they shocked by my beauty?"
Lancelot talked to himself, then sat on the ground in an extremely seductive manner and began to pose.
"Fu~ Mashu, it's daddy~ Fuwu~ Come on, rub it as much as you want~"
“Ahhhhhh!!!” Mashu covered her head and wailed, feeling her brain trembling.
Fu Fu, who was hiding in her arms, crawled out after hearing the sound.
Let me see what's going on.jpg.
Then, Fu Fu fell silent.
I got up and saw a muscular man and a female Fu Fu... Hmm? Is it a muscular man or a female?
Its brain starts to get tangled up and it starts to escape from reality.
It's an illusion! It must be an illusion!
It must be that the way it opened the door was wrong, that must be it!
So, it shrank back into Mashu's arms, then stuck its head out again... What it saw was still the muscular female Fu Fu.
So, what should it do?
Then, there is only one answer!
"Fufu flying kick!"
"Puff!" Lancelot was kicked away by Fu Fu as expected, and the blood in his mouth spurted out, drawing a graceful arc in the air.
Lancelot should be proud of being able to withstand the flying kick of the fourth beast that possesses the principle of "comparison".
Fu Fu's flying kick seemed to sound the charge for battle, and a group of people rushed towards the eye-catching Lancelot.
"Lord Camelot (the distant ideal city)!"
"Five Elements Mountain·Sakyamuni Buddha Palm!"
"Switch On Agateram!"
"Stella!!!"
A mushroom cloud rose into the sky.
Another great hero died, how inhumane.
At this time, Yu Ji and Xiang Yu were still being affectionate with each other, and they didn't even notice Lancelot's eye-catching look.
…………
After being severely beaten, Lancelot, who had no more feelings for Mash, finally realized that he had been deceived. With his face swollen, he picked up his sword "Lake Light of No Regrets" and chased Holmes all the way.
"Don't run, stop!"
"Hahahahahaha!" Holmes ran away, laughing all the way.
He had never done anything like this before, but suddenly he found himself... so fucking happy.
He had originally prepared a lot of arguments to convince Lancelot, but now he was laughing so hard that he couldn't remember anything.
But it doesn’t matter, being happy is enough.
Kaz on the other side was grinning from ear to ear.
The scene that blinded him at the time, he can now finally use it to blind others' eyes.
Jiejiejie~
Wise Stone Man: "I have some good stuff here, come and have a look."
Wise Stone Man: "The unknown little secrets of Lancelot, the Knight of the Round Table.avi."
Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "At any time, at any place, the idle brother and sister will appear immediately!"
The lone wolf always walks alone: "Let me see what's going on."
Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Yeah, there's no need to say more about Kamijou-san being a poor student. I've already accepted it. If that's the case, then it's only natural that he would skip classes."
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