This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

Then...a discount for just Uzumaki Naruto?

That won’t work. Won’t I still get scolded?

Unless, Uzumaki Naruto uses something else to make up the difference... Oh, got it!

Wise Stone Man: "Since the money is not enough, then use your body to pay off the debt! Hehehe~"

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Σ(゜ロ゜;)!!!"

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Could it be that Mr. Kaz is attracted by Naruto's seduction skills? To be honest, I can understand. When I face Ayaka, I always feel like my Gae Bolg is about to be released."

Socially disabled brother and sister: "Nantong is actually by my side?!"

Paramecium: "I never thought that Uncle Kaz would have the courage to break through the secular concepts just like me. It really makes my blood boil."

After such a long time, Uzumaki Naruto, whose CPU was almost burned out, finally reacted.

I will be looked down upon: "(°Д°)" Uncle Kaz, do you want me to use seduction against you? No, no, it's too dangerous! This kind of forbidden trick can kill even a third-generation grandfather in seconds. Uncle Kaz, you can't control it."

Wise Stone Man: "No, what are you all thinking? Your thoughts are too dirty. It's not right for you to do this. I just want to study Uzumaki Naruto's physique and the fox spirit in his body."

I will be looked down upon: "Oh, so you just want to study me. It shouldn't affect my training time, right? I still want to punch and kick Sasuke in the Chunin Exam and become the top Genin."

Wise Stone Man: "You have to wait until the Ninja World War to reach the peak of Genin. But don't worry, it's good to be studied by me. I might even be able to transform you into Kamen Rider Polar Fox."

I was about to be looked down upon: "I don't know what that is, but it sounds amazing! Uncle Kaz, please come and study me."

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "This is the first time I've seen someone so eager to be studied. In our Academy City, we try not to go to the research institute if we can. If Bilibili hadn't gone to the research institute when she was a child, how could she be so miserable?"

Wise Stone Man: "That's because the researchers in your Academy City are too crazy. How can they compare with me, the ultimate creature of the new era?"

After Kaz finished speaking, he immediately bought a time travel card from the "Dimension Tea House" mall and used it without saying a word.

Wise Stone Man: "@I will be looked down upon, Naruto, please agree, I will be right there."

…………

"Hey, hey, Naruto! Are you even listening to me?!"

Hatake Kakashi punched Uzumaki Naruto on the head.

"Ouch, what are you doing, Teacher Kakashi?" Uzumaki Naruto had just agreed to Kaz's application for a time-travel card and was about to put down his phone when he was punched. He could even feel a big lump growing from the place where he was hit.

"Did you really listen to what I just said? Also, what's wrong with you lately? You keep playing with the air with your hands and smiling foolishly. Are you hysterical?"

As he was talking, there was something wrong with the look that Kakashi Hatake gave Uzumaki Naruto.

These strange behaviors really seem like hysteria!

Damn it, their Konoha's Jinchūriki is actually hysterical! ? If this gets out, won't people laugh their heads off?

I'm afraid that only if a Jinchūriki is bitten by a dog and contracts rabies can the trending search for "Konoha Jinchūriki's hysteria" be suppressed.

And, more importantly, Uzumaki Naruto is his teacher's son!

His teacher's son went on a long mission with him for the first time, and then he went into hysterics... Hatake Kakashi suspected that after he died and went to the Pure Land, he would be beaten up by his master and his mistress.

45. She cares about me and has me in her heart.

"I'm not hysterical!" Uzumaki Naruto clenched his fists angrily, wishing he could kill Kakashi instantly with a seduction technique and make him lose all face.

"Then what are you doing? Have you learned a ninjutsu that can control the air, you laggard?" Uchiha Sasuke made a sarcastic remark as usual.

At this time, Haruno Sakura, who was still a fangirl, said with concern:

"Yeah, Naruto, you've been acting really strange lately. Is it because of the psychological trauma from the previous battles with Zabuza and Haku? If so, why don't you take a good rest after returning to Konoha?"

Although she said this, Haruno Sakura was shouting in her heart: That's right, go back and rest! Don't disturb the world of two people between Sasuke and me!

However, to Naruto's ears, these words meant - she cares about me, she has me in her heart!

"Sakura, you're so nice to me. But don't worry, even the arrogant Sasuke isn't scared, so how could I be scared? I'm just chatting with a friend. Oh, by the way, he's also planning to come over to our place to play."

Uzumaki Naruto smiled carefreely, his smile was very bright, just like a little sun.

"Friend? What kind of friend can chat through the air?" Hatake Kakashi's expression remained unchanged, but alarm bells were ringing in his heart. He suspected that someone was using some special ninjutsu to deceive Naruto.

Even a silly guy like Naruto, who was tricked into working in a coal mine, could still help others count money!

"Ah, that's right, um..." Uzumaki Naruto scratched his head, not knowing how to explain this problem.

"No need to ask him, I'm here."

"Ah, Uncle Kaz! You're here!" Hearing Kaz's voice, Naruto quickly looked in the direction of the voice and waved his hands happily.

That's Naruto's friend?

Hatake Kakashi frowned as he looked at Kaz who was posing on the tree, and his heart felt heavy.

He had no idea how Kaz appeared!

Could it be that this person's strength is far superior to his, evenly matched with that of Qi Mu?

"Naruto, won't you introduce this friend of yours to us?"

"Oh, that's right." Naruto finally reacted and quickly introduced:

"Teacher Kakashi, this is my new friend, Uncle Kaz. He said he would help me become stronger and let me transform into Kamen Rider Polar Fox.

"Uncle Kaz, this man who looks like he hasn't slept for a few days and is very weak is my teacher, Kakashi-sensei."

"Yes, I know him." Kaz said seriously, "He is also quite famous in our LSP world. His "Art of Flipping Through Intimate Paradise" is well-known among LSPs all over the world."

"Ahem, let me make it clear, I'm not old." Kakashi felt that he had to clear his name. Didn't he see that Sakura Haruno was looking at him with contempt?

However, Kaz... made Naruto stronger and made Naruto transform into Kamen Rider Polar Fox?

So, is this person coming for the Nine-Tailed Fox?

However, I didn't sense anything wrong from the look in his eyes.

It is also possible that this person is too good at disguise. In any case, we must be vigilant and bring Naruto and the others back to Konoha safely.

After returning to Konoha, I don’t have to worry about this Kaz anymore!

Konoha is the largest village in the ninja world, how can it be afraid of one person? Can he still carry rice in Konoha?

"So you admit that you are an SP? Really, Kakashi-sensei spends all day watching that kind of stuff and doesn't take more time to teach us." Uzumaki Naruto pouted and continued:

"Then the guy over here with his hands in his pockets, who looks cocky but was beaten half to death a while ago, is Sasuke.

"The last one, this super cute girl is Sakura! Hehehe~"

Even though he had heard that his future wife was Hinata Hyuga, Uzumaki Naruto still grinned like a fool when he talked about Haruno Sakura.

Uchiha Sasuke was very dissatisfied with Uzumaki Naruto's introduction. What do you mean by cocky? He is naturally handsome, okay!

But he didn't say anything and just ignored Kaz.

He wasn't a very enthusiastic person.

However, he was not enthusiastic, but Kaz was.

"Oh my, this is the legendary Uchiha clan. Nice to meet you. Hello, hello."

Kaz jumped down from the tree, grabbed Uchiha Sasuke's hand and shook it hard.

"...Hello." Uchiha Sasuke was stunned for a moment before replying hello, obviously not used to such enthusiasm.

And Kakashi Hatake's thoughts changed again. Could it be that this person was not coming for the Nine-Tails, but for the Sharingan?

Well, he actually guessed right.

Kaz came here just for the Sharingan.

The Ultimate Organism possesses the characteristics of all organisms and far surpasses them.

When Kaz arrived in this world, he tried to check if he had any bloodline limits such as the Sharingan, Byakugan, and Shikotsuki.

Obviously, no.

That's true. It's impossible that I have never had any contact with it. It's just that this gene exists in this world, so I must have this gene, right?

No matter how perverted the ultimate creature is, it can't be this perverted!

However, fortunately, there was a bloodline limit right in front of him!

The moment he met Uchiha Sasuke, his body devoured some of the other party's cells and obtained the other party's DNA.

Every cell in the human body, as long as it has a nucleus, contains the complete set of human DNA.

Some people may think that since the cells in the human body are highly differentiated, why should every cell carry a full set of DNA? Isn't this a waste?

In fact, this is the most energy-saving way.

The more than 200 types of cells in the human body develop from a fertilized egg. If we had to specify from the very beginning how they should divide and what DNA fragments each type of cell is allowed to carry, the complexity of the project would be greatly increased.

On the contrary, the DNA fragments are not differentiated at all, and every cell carries a complete set of DNA. In a word - it saves trouble!

Secondly, doing so will make repairs very convenient.

There is a certain error rate in DNA replication, which is about one in a billion. The way DNA is repaired is to repair it according to the template.

If there is only one template in the human body, then repairing it would be very easy. No matter which cell has an error in replication, the error can be corrected according to the template.

But if there are more than 200 templates in the human body, once a copying error occurs, your body needs to first find which cell template has the error, and then repair it according to this template. The workload increases significantly, and the cells are about to go on strike.

Third, it made it easier for Kaz to obtain a full set of DNA.

The human skin is structurally divided into epidermis and dermis. The outermost layer is the epidermis, which is mainly composed of keratinocytes, melanocytes, Langerhans cells and Merkel cells.

When keratinocytes reach the outermost stratum corneum, they lose their nucleus, keratinize and die to protect the skin.

This cell is of no use to Kaz, but the other types of cells are useful, they all have nuclei!

After eating the outermost layer of keratinized and dead cells, the remaining delicate cells are naturally exposed to Kaz.

"Come on, Naruto, this is the first time we meet offline, let's shake hands first."

After throwing away Sasuke who was no longer of any use, Kaz eagerly held Uzumaki Naruto's hand.

Good, the immortal body is obtained!

46. ​​I'm really stupid.

“Eyes of an immortal, body of an immortal, hahahaha, hahahahahaha…even the bastards are afraid of me! This proves that no one can surpass me, Kaz!”

Kaz was laughing wildly.

Hatake Kakashi nudged Uzumaki Naruto with his elbow and whispered, "Naruto, could it be that your friend is also hysterical? Or, was your hysteria infected by him?"

"I've already told you that I'm not hysterical!" Uzumaki Naruto bared his teeth, then looked at Kaz with a suspicious look: "As for Uncle Kaz, maybe he is indeed hysterical, right?"

Who could have thought that after Uncle Kaz shook hands with Sasuke and him, he would start laughing wildly as if he had generated electricity.

Could it be that, just like what big brother Kamijou Touma said in the group, all those who do scientific research are crazy?

"Children like to talk nonsense. How could I be hysterical?" Kaz grinned and said, "Let's go back to Konoha. After returning to Konoha, I will help you study how to let your fox spirit provide you with power."

"Oh!" Uzumaki Naruto jumped up with joy.

Kurama inside Uzumaki Naruto couldn't help but sneeze: "A-choo! Why do I always feel like someone is after me? Could it be the evil Uchiha brat?"

"Um, what do you mean by let's go back to Konoha? You are not from Konoha, right?" Hatake Kakashi wanted to ask something else.

But Kaz had already walked forward with Uzumaki Naruto, saying as he walked: "Everyone in Konoha is talented and speaks well. I like being in Konoha very much. Entering Konoha is like going home."

Hatake Kakashi: "..."

Although I am happy that you brag about Konoha like this, you are too familiar.

I don't even know who you are.

He shook his head helplessly and followed. Why bother with so many things? He might as well take a look at the intimate paradise instead.

Of course, the most important thing is that he just discovered by observing Kaz's behavior patterns that Kaz is definitely not a ninja!

He's not even a ninja, so how could he possibly do anything under his nose?