He hadn't thought about this last night, but now...it's too late to think about it now!
"Shirou, what's going on?" Fujimura Taiga narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Emiya Shirou: "If you want to be a scumbag who has multiple relationships at the same time, I will never forgive you!"
"Sister Fuji, you misunderstood. Things are not what you thought." Shirou Emiya's brain began to work frantically, trying to find a reason.
But he thought about it for a long time and couldn't think of any reason that could perfectly explain this situation!
If it was just one girl, maybe there would be a way, but there are five of them!
And they all appeared overnight!
Could it be that the conchs he once rescued at the beach suddenly turned into spirits overnight and transformed into conch girls to come and repay him?
"It's not what I imagined. So what is it?" Seeing Emiya Shirou hesitating, Fujimura Taiga's eyes became more dangerous: "Shirou, you can't let Sakura down."
Sakura Matou often comes to the Emiya family and makes breakfast for Shirou Emiya.
If Shirou Emiya keeps flirting with girls everywhere while enjoying the tenderness of Sakura Matou, then she will have no choice but to... sacrifice her own family for the sake of justice!
Use her teaching stick to teach Shirou Emiya a lesson!
"If this goes on, will we still be able to have breakfast? You still have to depend on me." Kaz shook his head and stood up: "Let me explain this matter!"
"Mr. Kaz?" Shirou Emiya looked at him with touched eyes, as if he had seen a savior.
"Who are you?" Fujimura Taikawa looked at Kaz curiously, and was sure that this was the first time he saw him.
"My name is Kannazuki Kyouhei, and I am the deputy commander of Ratatosk. Regarding these girls who suddenly appeared in the Emiya family... I wonder if you have ever heard of spacequake?"
Kaz's face was full of sincerity, and just by looking at that face, Fujimura Taiga had a feeling - ah, this person is telling the truth.
127. Understand the applause
Just by listening to Kaz's first words, Yae Sakura understood that he was talking nonsense.
Kiana and Shirou Emiya tilted their heads, looking confused: Uncle Kaz's nickname is Kannazuki Kyohei? Why haven't I heard of it before?
"Spacequake? What is that?" Fujimura Taikawa frowned, feeling that this term was very high-end.
Katz adjusted his non-existent glasses. "So-called space shock refers to the violent shaking of space and the huge explosion caused when the spirits in the neighboring world appear in our world. Look at Fuyuki City, don't they often have gas explosions?"
Fujimura Taikawa's whole body shook once, twice, and three times!
"That's true! When I came here this morning, I heard people say that there was a big noise at the school last night, and that the whole road near Father Kotomine's church was blown up by gas!
“Also, ten years ago… there were a lot of gas explosions, the biggest of which destroyed almost half of Fuyuki City.
"So, these are all space shocks?"
"That's right." Kaz nodded solemnly: "These are all disasters caused by the elves appearing in the world, but such disasters are not caused by the elves' original intention. Because they did not take the initiative to appear in the world, nor did they take the initiative to cause space shock."
After hearing this, Fujimura Taiga understood: "So, those elves were in a daze, and suddenly came to our world, and then suddenly caused a space earthquake?"
"That's right, that's why spacequakes are called natural disasters." Kaz looked like a teachable child.
"But you still haven't told me why there are so many girls in Shirou's family?" Fujimura Taiga was talking, and suddenly he had an idea: "Could it be that they are?"
"Yes, they are the elves from the neighboring world! We, Ratatosk, are committed to researching how to prevent the elves from causing space shocks, so as to achieve the goal of peaceful coexistence between humans and elves.
“After our testing, we found that the food cooked by Shirou Emiya has the ability to suppress the power of the elves, so we asked Shirou Emiya to cook for the elves.
"And Emiya Shirou was also moved by our righteousness and was willing to provide us with food for free. He is such a good man."
Kaz reached out and wiped his eyes, then applied some eye drops on them, as if he was moved to tears by Shirou Emiya.
When Fujimura Taiga heard this, he felt like his brain CPU was having trouble processing, and his eyes kept wandering between Emiya Shirou and the hungry "elves" over there.
Emiya Shirou nudged Kaz with his elbow and whispered, "Mr. Kaz, what you said is too outrageous. Can you really fool Sister Fuji?"
"Is it outrageous? I think it's very Heli." Kaz thought about it carefully.
Saber is a big eater, and Yatogami Tohka is also a big eater.
Saber uses a sword, and Yatogami Tohka also uses a sword.
Saber is known as the strongest class, and Yatogami Tohka is also known as the strongest elf by humans.
Saber returns to Valhalla in her own route, and has a touching reunion with the hero at the end.
Yatogami Tohka also disappeared for a while, and had a touching reunion with the male protagonist at the end.
And most importantly, Saber and Yatogami Tohka have never appeared at the same time!
Saber is equal to Yatogami Tohka, the argument is complete.
Understand the applause!
Plus, his eyes, such sincere eyes, how could it be possible not to hide it?
Sure enough, under Kaz's eye attack, Fujimura Taiga's heart gradually changed.
Although what Kaz said was outrageous, how could someone with such eyes lie? Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"Shirou, I didn't expect something like this to happen... Go and cook, don't let such a terrifying space shock explode again!"
She hurriedly urged, then shook her head and muttered softly: "I didn't expect that the food made by Shirou could suppress the power of spirits. Could it be that I am actually a spirit, but my power is suppressed because I eat Shirou's food every day?"
Kaz: "..."
Yes, yes, you are also an elf. With such a high luck value as yours, you are at least a lucky elf.
He returned to the seat next to Yae Sakura and sat down. Kiana craned her neck curiously and said, "Uncle Kaz, how did you come up with so many settings in such a short time? Could it be that before you were called the Ultimate Creature, you were a novelist?"
"I've never been a novelist, but I have been a cartoonist named Araki Xrohiko." Kazaki said without hesitation.
"Oh, Uncle Kaz is so awesome!" Kiana immediately cast an admiring look at him.
Yae Sakura looked at Kiana with a subtle look. She could guarantee that the story about Araki x Lu Yan was definitely nonsense.
How come this girl believed it so quickly?
With her IQ, it's only a matter of time before she's tricked into giving birth to ten children!
"Dear elves, I'm here to have breakfast with you too~" Fujimura Taiga turned around, found a place to sit down, and then she saw someone.
That's a celebrity in their school!
"Huh? Toosaka, are you also an elf?"
"Ahahahaha...this...I..." Toosaka Rin laughed dryly, not knowing what to say.
"She's possessed," Kaz said immediately.
"Possessed?" Fujimura Taiga's attention was immediately attracted, and two big words flashed in his eyes - tell me in detail.
Kaz: "Yes, she was possessed by a spirit called the goddess Venus. We call this a pseudo-spirit. But even though she has become a spirit, her personality remains the same as before, without any change."
"So that's how it is." Fujimura Taiga believed it immediately, and there was a bit more pity in his eyes when he looked at Toosaka Rin.
Poor child, he was fine at first, eating sukiyaki and singing at home, but suddenly he turned into a weird elf.
Kiana's admiring gaze deepened a little, and she even started to applaud, whispering, "Uncle Kaz, the cartoonist, is worthy of being here. He can come up with a new setting so quickly."
"Basic operation, no need to worry." Kaz waved his hand.
How can it not be fast if you copy other people's settings?
It feels so good to be a plagiarist!
After about seven or eight minutes, Shirou Emiya brought out some dishes: "Everyone, it's time to eat."
As soon as she heard that dinner was about to start, the hair on Saber's head stood up!
Seeing this, Fujimura Taiga was immediately amazed, and at the same time he believed in the "elf"'s statement.
Can a normal person move his hair like this? Of course not!
Elf! It must be an elf!
If this wasn't an elf, she would have eaten all the food on the plate right then and there!
128. Why does it sound like a Pokémon Contest?
Breakfast is the earliest meal of the day and the one that Altria has been looking forward to for a long time.
However, just as she was about to enjoy her breakfast.
Suddenly, Dai Mao moved again.
She felt a spirit approaching.
She looked at the breakfast in her hand, reluctant to part with it, but finally put it down with great willpower and reported solemnly: "Shirou, there are other spirits... other spirits approaching."
Just as she finished her words, there was a knock on the Emiya residence's door.
Tuk-tuk-tuk.
"Sister Fuji, you guys eat first, I'll go open the door." Emiya Shirou put down the breakfast brought out from the kitchen and turned to go out.
"Wait for me, Shirou." Altria quickly stood up, looked back at the breakfast reluctantly, and finally turned around resolutely and followed Emiya Shirou.
Just this one shot of giving up breakfast made her act out the separation between lovers...
When the door was opened, standing outside were the kelp-headed...Matou Shinji, and Rider Medusa wearing an eyepatch.
"Hey, Emiya." Matou Shinji greeted him. "I hope I didn't disturb you by coming here so early in the morning."
"No, no, we're still having breakfast. Shinji, come join us." Emiya Shirou stepped aside to let him in and asked, "By the way, Shinji, where's Sakura? Didn't she come today?"
"Sakura didn't come. I told her that I was here to compete with you, Emiya, and she said she wouldn't come, lest she get mad at me for crying and then hit me.
"Hahaha, Sakura is such a jerk. She obviously just doesn't want to see her beloved brother and beloved senior fighting. She should just say it out loud. Tsundere has already gone out of fashion."
Matou Shinji started laughing as he spoke.
Rider on the side remained silent, only thinking in his heart:
Is there a possibility that she is really afraid of beating you up for your stupid actions? In order to save your face in front of your friends, Ying really... I am crying.
"Ahaha, so that's how it is." Emiya Shirou scratched his cheek. It was quite embarrassing to hear others say that he was Sakura's beloved senior.
He and Sakura shouldn't have that kind of relationship, right?
Before this, he had always regarded Sakura as his friend's sister, and Sakura... probably didn't have that kind of thought about him, right?
"Let's not talk too much. Come in and have dinner. I made some extra." Shirou Emiya invited again.
But doing a little more is not just a compliment.
After thinking about Altria's horrible appetite, he really made a lot in one go!
"In that case, we'd be honored to refuse. Rider, let's go and try Emiya's cooking." Matou Shinji took Rider and followed behind Emiya Shirou and Altria.
Then as soon as he entered the door, he was frightened: "Hey! Emiya, why are there so many people in your house?"
"It's more fun when there are more people." Shirou Emiya laughed dryly, as if... so many people just appeared out of nowhere.
After all, Illya is his sister, so there is nothing wrong with her living in his house.
Saber is his servant, Uncle Kaz, Yae Sakura, and Kiana are here to help, and there is nothing wrong with them living in his house.
But why is Toosaka Rin also living in his house? I hadn't thought about this question last night, but now I think about it... I can't figure it out.
“Isn’t this Matou?” Fujimura Taiga looked up, then took a breath and pointed at the Rider next to Matou Shinji and asked, “Is this also an elf?”
Matou Shinji: "???"
Elves? What elves?
…………
The breakfast was quickly finished. After devouring a large amount of breakfast, Altria wiped her lips elegantly and whispered to Shirou Emiya in horror: "I'm about one-third full. It's good enough for breakfast."
No, you just ate that much last night!
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