My senior sister is not a human being!

"Just thinking about it makes you horny, right?" Xia Yushuang lowered his head and said, "Look, I'll just say it."

"Isn't this just right?" Cristia said, playing with the taste, "Help me rub it too."

"Sister, don't tease me!" Su Yuchen said quickly: "If you use a bath towel, something will happen!"

"Sister, how could you be so willing?" Christia moved to Su Yuchen's right arm and said, "Raise your arm."

Su Yuchen raised his head obediently, opened his eyes and glanced at Christia squatting on the floor, and then quickly looked away.

The slightest movements of the seniors can make him feel dazzled.

"Brother, stop shaking your head, it's time to cut your hair!" Su Yuxi straightened Su Yuchen's head.

"Promise not to move!"

"Yuxi, do you want to tidy up other places as well?"

"White Dragon?" Su Yuxi tilted her head and looked at Christia.

"Damn it, don't be too outrageous!" Su Yuchen quickly objected: "Do you understand the symbol of a man?"

"That's right." Xia Yushuang rolled her eyes at these two outrageous women: "How handsome he is now!"

"Help you then?" Christia joked: "Brother, what do you think of this suggestion?"

"This, this..." Su Yuchen was a little shaken.

"I refuse!" Xia Yushuang glared at Christia: "If you have it, you have it, if you don't have it, you don't have it. What's the point of making it artificial? Do you believe I can help you?"

"Come on, I'm quite happy to change my smelly brother's taste." Cristia said in a coquettish tone.

"Hurry up and finish rubbing. Let's go shopping today!"

"Shopping..." Christia thought for a while: "Well, it's really not good to stay at home all day."

"Let's go shopping together?" Su Yuxi asked.

"Of course not!" Xia Yushuang snorted: "Don't forget, I won for seven days, so I go on a date first!"

"Don't make an appointment to check out a room outside." Cristiano teased.

"Do you think I'm like a slutty woman like you?" Xia Yushuang lowered her head, feeling a little guilty in her heart.

After all, I had eaten secretly several times without being discovered by them.

Cristiana naturally didn't know what Xia Yushuang was thinking. She smiled slightly and became serious at this time: "Of course we believe you, Mother Xia~"

Su Yuxi gave Xia Yushuang a thoughtful look, and of course she would not reveal the secret eating.

"Hmmmm~"

After Xia Yushuang and Christia finished bathing Su Yuchen, Su Yuxi had just finished cutting her hair.

"Brother, do you mind if it's a little shorter than usual this time?"

"It's okay, spring is about to start, it's good to feel refreshed."

"Yeah, that's what I am..."

Before the word "think" was uttered, Christia suddenly pulled away from Su Yuxi: "It's time to help my stinky brother buy coconut shower gel."

"Why are you in a hurry? Wash your hair first. It's all broken hair." Xia Yushuang stopped her: "I still need to rinse myself."

"Don't you guys eat secretly?" Su Yuxi's eyes widened.

"As long as you don't do it, it's not stealing, right?"

"Then I want to help too!" Su Yuxi put away the hairdressing tools: "Peach brand shower gel fragrance!"

"Use it, use it." Su Yuchen, who was hit by the shower, said, "I don't mind using the three scents together!"

"Then you're welcome, sister... Xia Yushuang, what are you doing?!"

"Of course I use facial cleanser first." Xia Yushuang said with a smile.

"You..." Christia gritted her teeth: "You are cruel, you strike so quickly!"

Xia Yushuang snorted and hugged the back of Su Yuchen's head: "Who told you to be stupid? You think so, Yuchen?"

"Hmm." Su Yuchen was speechless.

"Sister Tia, leave the spear dust to me."

"Ha." Christia pulled Su Yuxi over and said, "Just you? Just wait a few more years!"

"Brother, she is so bullying!"

"Um..."

……

Chapter 756: A mere flag will definitely not kill me

Recently, the capital of Amaterasu is shrouded in a solemn atmosphere as if war could break out at any time. All the streets and alleys are guarded by military and police. Although there are no restrictions on people's travel, ordinary people dare not walk around casually in this atmosphere.

"Most of the entertainment venues are closed. It's boring." Xia Yushuang, who was wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses, sighed lacking interest.

Su Yuchen, who was also wearing sunglasses, looked at his phone and said, "There is an aquarium one kilometer away that is still in operation. Let's go take a look?"

"Let's go~" Xia Yushuang hugged his arm tighter: "I was thinking of eating out, so let's go back and eat when the time comes."

"Yeah." Su Yuchen put away his phone: "Anyway, I don't really like the food here. Sister Yu Shuang's cooking is still the best."

"Of course not." Xia Yushuang snorted complacently: "I know your taste best."

Su Yuchen smiled and glanced at the armed military police patrolling the streets. It was called a date, but in fact it was also for Yae Mio to collect evidence - evidence to let Shenyuan know that he had indeed come here.

After going over the plan in his mind again, he looked up at the sky and whispered to Xia Yushuang, "If my guess is correct, we can really kill that guy."

"I believe you." Xia Yushuang squeezed his arm. "Leave those guys named Jing Meng, Hun Qie and the like to us."

"Oh."

Su Yuchen said, and when he saw an adult store, he slowed down his pace and said, "Want to go in and take a look?"

Xia Yushuang rolled her eyes at him: "Still want to be shy?"

"Well, mainly because I think Sister Yue is having her period, and if I buy her some gifts, she might be very happy."

"Who would send such a gift?" Xia Yushuang said subconsciously, but then shook her head helplessly: "Shengyue is indeed an exception."

"Right?"

"But forget it." Xia Yushuang pulled Su Yuchen forward and said, "If you really want to play, why not let Xiyu make it according to your proportions? You don't have to buy it from outside."

"Will Xiyu know how?"

"If we ask Raorao to help, there will definitely be no problem." Xia Yushuang said softly, "Just think of it as a gift for the beginning of school."

"Now that you mention it, Sister Yue and Xiyu's birthdays are less than a month away." Su Yuchen seemed to be thinking about something: "Why don't we send them off when the time comes?"

"Look at you." Xia Yushuang smiled: "Speaking of birthdays, it's really a coincidence that you and Lingyan have the same day."

"Well... I was quite surprised when I found out about it."

"We have to celebrate today."

"It's only February now, Sister Yu Shuang, you're thinking too far ahead." Su Yuchen said helplessly.

"They all have their own careers, but I don't." Xia Yushuang said confidently, "In the future, I will be a housewife. If I don't worry about these things, what else should I worry about?"

"Ha~ Their careers are almost the same as not having any at all."

"That's different." Xia Yushuang snorted: "You have to support me for the rest of my life, husband~"

"No problem at all!" Su Yuchen patted his chest: "Sister Yu Shuang, you are my most stable rear support!"

"Then call me 'wife'?" Xia Yushuang said a little embarrassedly.

Su Yuchen immediately bent down and leaned close to her ear: "Old..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Xia Yushuang quickly interrupted him.

"You let me scream but didn't let me scream. It's been so long. You don't need to be shy anymore, right?"

"It's different..." Xia Yushuang shook her head: "Just imagining it makes me want to take you to get a room, but you should call later."

"Hey, Sister Yu Shuang, this isn't the first time you've cheated on me."

"These few days are of great importance, absolutely not!" Xia Yushuang tried hard to suppress her desire and quickened her pace: "Let's walk faster."

"Good good..."

A smile flashed in Su Yuchen's eyes, and he didn't bother to tease her, enjoying the not-so-short leisure time before tomorrow night.

……

At night, Jiang Shengyue, who hadn't worn a long-sleeved sweater for a long time, frowned, covered her face with a hot pack, and lay on the sofa in the living room with a look of despair: "It hurts, it hurts so much..."

Although she had a naturally warm constitution, perhaps just to make her less comfortable, her menstrual period was like a flood and made her very uncomfortable.

In comparison, Jiang Xiyu didn't have much feeling, but she still considerately helped her sister cover the quilt, and then continued to make the embarrassing drama about everyone.

"You and Yu Shuang have a hot body and a cold body respectively. You both feel very uncomfortable during your menstrual period... You really deserve to be called 'enemies'." Christia handed her a bowl of brown sugar ginger water.

"It's normal for her to feel some pain due to her cold body, but it's abnormal for me to suffer when I have a hot body!" Jiang Shengyue sat up, took the bowl and drank from it in small sips: "Do you know what I'm thinking now?"

"what?"

"Pregnancy." Jiang Shengyue said seriously, "If you are pregnant, you won't have to worry about your menstrual period for ten months."

"Oh... you really are good at thinking." Christia rolled her eyes at her pale face. "There has been no movement for so long, and your period has come normally. What do you think is the chance of you getting pregnant?"

"That's because she deliberately doesn't want to get pregnant. If she lets go, with the vitality of the big baby, it will definitely be easy." Jiang Shengyue snorted: "The more you talk about it, the more I think it's feasible."

"Then you'd better be prepared." Christia smiled as she sat on the sofa. "You won't be able to enjoy the perverted things you like for ten months."

"Ah——" Jiang Shengyue's expression suddenly became conflicted again. Ten months was really too long.

Even if it was a month when he could do something, Yu Chen would definitely be very careful...

"Is there any way to have a baby in a short period of time?"

"Sister, you are having your period, not becoming a fool." Jiang Xiyu glanced at her sister: "Do you think it's possible?"

"I'm just saying it casually." Jiang Shengyue put the empty bowl on the coffee table, and then she lay back on the sofa and looked at Raorao: "You are Tianguang Yunyi, so you don't need ten months, right? I remember that cats only have a two-month gestation period, right?"

"You have to consider the identity of the Demon King." Rao Rao, who was reading a book, blinked: "Also, mixed-bloods are different too."

"Ah~"

"You can learn from your parents." Christia smiled: "Xiyu's biological mother put her into your mother's belly, so the elf and the devil became twins, right?"

"My parents' situation is special. I don't want that." Jiang Shengyue looked at the roof: "Of course I have to raise my child throughout the whole process."

"That's it." Cristiana stretched lazily. "Let the child's situation take its course."

"Yeah." Jiang Shengyue took a deep breath: "So boring... Where's Lingyan?"

"Want to take a walk?"

"Why hasn't Bao come back yet?" Jiang Shengyue turned over and lay down to look at her phone, her eyes lit up: "She's on her way back. She said she was going home to cook."

Upon hearing this, Raorao put down the book and walked towards the kitchen. Jiang Shengyue quickly said, "Wait, I'll go too."

"Sister Shengyue, just take a rest~"

In the courtyard, Mu Lingyan, who was tutoring Hill in his studies, looked outside and saw Su Yuchen and Xia Yushuang gradually appearing at the top of the stairs going up the mountain.

When Hill saw his master, his eyes lit up with joy. He rushed out a few steps, but was stopped by Mu Lingyan's stern gaze the next second. He then returned to his original place and continued to learn magic.

Seeing this scene, Xia Yushuang's eyes flashed with a smile: "Teacher Mu is so strict?"

"She is the one who wants to improve. If she is easily distracted, of course we need to be stricter." Mu Lingyan said calmly, "This is for her own good."

"Then I feel relieved." Xia Yushuang let go of Su Yuchen's arm and said with a smile as she walked towards the kitchen.

Mu Lingyan glanced at her and said calmly, "Don't worry, someone will play the villain in the future? You're overthinking it... After all, your own children are different from other people's children."

"So we'll just take care of each other from now on." Xia Yushuang waved her hand: "You guys chat first, I'll go cook."

Su Yuchen took off his sunglasses and rubbed his hands: "How long have you been practicing?"

"All afternoon." Mu Lingyan looked at Xi Er: "In half an hour, we can rest today."