Arknights, but all characters are NPCs?

Theresa's words made her sound as if she was quite aggrieved.

What's the word "anal" and "plug" in the status bar above Kal'tsit's head? Theresa, you didn't even read a word of it.

and--

“Theresa (I’m curious about the difference between the feel of a fake tail and a real tail...)”

Don't you already know what that tail is?

“Theresa (I wonder how this fake tail is fixed in place...)”

What is anal and what is plug? Aren't these two words already very clear? Are you pretending to be a stupid beauty?

“Theresa (I wonder if Kal’tsit would feel pain if this fake tail is removed...)”

No, but Kal'tsit will give you a water spray show on the spot.

After complaining, Lu Shang looked at Kal'tsit again.

Then Kal'tsit's face turned dark.

On the one hand, it was only after she arrived at the control center that she learned from the status bar above Theresa's head that she was still wearing that tail.

On the other hand, Theresa was so disgusting now... that Kal'tsit couldn't help but want to scratch her.

And more importantly——

"Kal'tsit (The lingering sound lingers in my ears for three days...)"

Yes, when Lu Shang finished ruling the cat and went to find the Ghost Shark, he did not clear the debuff for Kal'tsit and refresh the status bar.

Look at Kal'tsit's slightly red cheeks and her lazy yet charming expression and eyes, you can tell Lu Shang's good intentions.

Hey, you look so tired all the time, what's wrong with enjoying yourself?

But Kal'tsit didn't appreciate it. After all, she really didn't dare to move while sitting there.

She is not afraid of meowing when she moves, but she is afraid that she can't hold it in. Others say she has wet her pants and there is a dripping sound.

The results of it?

Theresa seemed to have figured out this point of hers and was circling around her, looking at her all the time.

Kal'tsit hasn't forgotten that Lu Shang told her in person that her tail... has a vibration plate.

What if Lu Shang suddenly attacks her while she is talking to Theresa by saying, "Huh? What is this little remote control? What are the buttons on it? Try pressing them"?

and so--

"Kelsey, Kelsey, let me touch your tail."

"No."

"why?"

"... Theresa... I can see the status bar above your head, and you should be able to see mine too."

"Um...I can't read."

"What kind of lame excuse is that? Theresa, you might as well say you were hypnotized and couldn't see the status bar."

"Then I was hypnotized."

"?"

Theresa turned around and walked up to Lu Shang.

Then she raised her boneless, white and tender little hand, with a look of grievance: "Mr. Lu Shang... I was tickled..."

"You're lucky you didn't get bitten."

Lu Shang laughed when he heard this.

After all, the status bar above your head is clearly written.

Do you want to touch it? No, you want to pull it.

If Kal'tsit doesn't tickle you, who will she tickle?

But he looked up and saw W in the distance, who was walking towards him dutifully for his Highness, although he looked reluctant.

"Okay, okay, let me check it out."

Lu Shang deliberately held Theresa's hand.

Even though he knew that Kal'tsit definitely didn't scratch and Theresa definitely wasn't injured, Lu Shang still pretended to check it carefully. In fact, he just grabbed Theresa's little hand and kneaded it and played with it.

Then, Lu Shang suddenly said, "Your hands are so beautiful. It would be a pity not to use them for glue application."

"!"

Then W is like a quest NPC.

The moment W heard Lu Shang's disrespectful words, an exclamation mark appeared above his head, and then he rushed over here at the fastest speed.

Seeing this, Lu Shang lowered his head again and looked at Theresa, who blinked her eyes and seemed not to understand what he meant at all. He said, "I forgot to introduce you, Nuo, Ghost Shark, your new companion."

"Ghost Shark?"

Theresa turned her head subconsciously to take a look.

"Yes, this one is a heavyweight."

Heavyweight? What heavyweight?

When Theresa turned back curiously, she saw Lu Shang approaching her, leaning over and lowering his head——

Chirp.

"Well..."

Lu Shang gently kissed Theresa's soft lips.

Then this time, not only Ghost Shark narrowed his eyes, but also W——

"You ride on a horse!!!"

W rushed over at the fastest speed.

But by the time she got there, it was over.

Because Theresa had her back to her, from the angle W was looking at just now, she couldn't see clearly what Lu Shang had done.

But that action of leaning over and lowering the head is really too obvious, isn’t it?

So even though their lips had parted and the two looked like they were doing nothing, W still forced his way in between Theresa and Lu Shang.

Then, after protecting Theresa behind him, W stared at Lu Shang fiercely: "You bastard...what did you do to His Highness just now?"

"what can I do?"

When Lu Shang heard this, he pretended to be confused: "What did I do? I don't know, W, do you know? Tell me?"

Pack!

You bastard, you’re still pretending to be such a jerk to me!

142.W: What does "Generation Times: 0/10" mean?

If I knew, would I still ask you?

W was so angry that he wanted to look up and check the status bar above Ghost Shark's head, or check the status bars of Kal'tsit and Dr.

After all, W didn't dare to look at Theresa.

What if she turned around and found that her prince's mouth was swollen from kissing?

But just when W was about to do this——

"Puchi...Mr. Lu Shang, you are such a bad person."

Theresa's voice, which could not help but chuckle, came from behind W: "It's okay, W, you misunderstood Mr. Lu Shang, he actually didn't do anything."

real? !

Compared to what that bastard Lu Shang said, W naturally preferred to believe Theresa's words.

So when she heard that her Highness had personally refuted the rumor, W naturally turned around happily and looked at it——

"Theresa (Surprised that the Lu Shanghui was so bold as to kiss her in front of so many people...)"

"Theresa (feeling a little shy and a little happy...)"

"Theresa (I feel sorry for lying to W...)"

W: "..."

Grass! ! !

... ... ...

... ...

...

The team of "Covering myself with a small quilt under the bridge, you said I would, yes, yes, yes" now has another W in addition to the little platinum Xintelaiya.

Why?

Because not only did that bastard Lu Shang play with her like a scumbag, but he also kicked her out just because he got tired of her.

Now she discovered that she couldn't even save her beloved prince.

Lu Shang and Theresa were still acting, neither of them saying a word. Every time Theresa would say, "Mr. Lu Shang, Mr. Lu Shang, please don't do this..." And every time, W would sit up in shock from her dying illness, wanting to smash Lu Shang's head for her prince.

The results of it?

Looking at the status bar above Theresa's head, her Highness seemed to be having a great time.

With this level of proficiency, her Highness is still considering what role-playing to play next time, whether to accompany Lu Shang to play a scene of forcibly seizing a woman and becoming the wife of a gang leader...

You can tell that this is definitely not the first time these two have played like this.

Then think about the last time, when Theresa was lying on W’s back and making humming and ahh ...

So W simply lay on the back of the chair and didn't move.

Tired, destroy it.

But this situation did not last long.

Because Lu Shang brought the ghost shark back because he thought the time was almost right.

So after a while, after Kal'tsit, Ghost Shark, the Doctor, and Theresa all left one after another, the status bar above their heads also changed to the NPC mode of "Automatically finding the way..." -

"W why haven't you left yet?"

Lu Shang looked in the mirror and looked at the bite marks on his neck and lips.

The ghost shark bit really hard. Even when it was about to go back, it still bit him a few more times before leaving.

It looks like some cats or dogs are marking something.

But it doesn’t matter.

Lu Shang didn't even clean himself up. Instead, with all these bite marks and kiss marks, he turned around and looked at the people who were still here.

W.

"W, you sleep well every day and sleep for more than 10 hours, so everyone else is awake, but you are still sleeping."

"Or, W, you just go to bed later than others? A night owl?"

Lu Shang turned around, walked to a chair nearby and sat down.

No, to be precise, Lu Shang first changed the material of the chair into a recliner, and then sat down.

Then he looked up at W and said, "W, if you feel bored, I can chat with you for a while, but time is almost up, and Zofia and Hinterea, the master and servant, should be here soon, so W, what do you want to chat about? After we're done, I'm still waiting to play the scene of getting drunk alone in a late-night bar with my aunt."

W: "..."

Inexplicably... a little irritating.