You are my wife, don't doubt it!

Fortunately, neither Yu Lihua nor Shen Jie made any requests like "Touch your left ear with your right hand, take a selfie with your home as the background and send it to me."

In that case, I can only use this phone as a loan.

The next question is - I left Yu Luying's luggage bag at my home in the Party School. Should I go downstairs and buy her a set of spare underwear, pajamas, pants, or something like that?

Oh my god, there were so many dramas that I forgot to bring my wallet.

Let’s go back and take a look first.

Xiao Yao pushed open the half-open door of the hotel room and saw Yu Luying holding a hair dryer, blowing her wet short hair.

It looks like he has already taken a bath.

But why was she still wearing the light green dress she wore during the day...

Ah, yes, it was because she had no clothes to change.

But why did you put on the pantyhose again?

Xiao Yao was a little confused.

"You, have you washed it yet?" Xiao Yao asked, "Did you wash it with your clothes on?"

"Where are my clothes?" Yu Luying asked Xiao Yao: "I looked around for a long time and only found your luggage bag."

She placed the emphasis on "your".

"Oh," Xiao Yao hissed, "Isn't this the wrong one? Both bags are white, and the sizes aren't that different. And you were in a hurry like a rabbit, and I got the wrong one because I was in a hurry."

Yu Luying: "..."

Xiao Yao: "Don't stare at me like that. You didn't take your own things. Fortunately, I remembered and took some. In the end, well, just pretend that I didn't remember it either."

Yu Luying: "..."

Little Apple walked to the bed silently, raised her legs, threw back the quilt, and was about to crawl in.

"Uh..." Xiao Yao said, "I want to sleep over here, is that ok?"

Little Apple glared at him, moved to the other side of the bed, and said nothing.

Then, he picked up one of the large pillows at the head of the bed and placed it next to himself, under the quilt, using it as a dividing line and buffer zone.

Xiao Yao did not rush to go to bed, but went into the bathroom.

Xiao Pingguo waited for a while, but didn't hear the sound of flushing in the bathroom, so she turned off the light.

Then, Xiao Yao came out of the bathroom: "It's broken, why can't I get into the mirror here?"

"Why are you going into the mirror again?" said Little Apple.

"What if, you say, one percent, your mother comes to kill me in the middle of the night?" Xiao Yao explained, "Where would I hide? Wouldn't I be dumbfounded?"

"Don't come at 13 o'clock. She won't come." Yu Luying said.

She wanted to say "Come on in", but she braked abruptly.

What has become of me once I say this?

In fact, there was no need to say this, because Xiao Yao had already come up from the other side of the bed.

"Turn off the lights." Yu Luying said.

Xiao Yao lay on the bed, feeling excited and nervous.

This was their first time sleeping together overnight, following their first “nap” together.

This is a small step for mankind, and a big step for Yu Luying and me.

When Xiao Yao was a child, he played - uh, he played a Japanese love-development game called "Artificial Girl" before. In the game, the male protagonist could increase their intimacy just by sleeping with the female protagonist, even if they did nothing.

Xiao Yao firmly believes this.

Yu Luying placed a pillow between the two of them, like the "38th parallel" between classmates, creating a hidden boundary, perhaps because she was afraid that Xiao Yao would hit her again or touch each other's sensitive parts.

Xiao Yao was a little unhappy, but he also expressed his understanding in his heart - he didn't want to do anything to embarrass the other party on this special night.

Xiao Yao gently extended his arms towards Yu Luying and hugged her carefully.

He could feel her body heat, her breath mingling with his heartbeat.

The distance between them shrank to the smallest point (if you ignored that damn pillow), as if they were the only two people left in the world.

Xiao Yao, who was lying next to Yu Luying, looked at her face carefully.

He felt that she was even more beautiful at this moment, with her short hair slightly messy and emitting a faint fragrance.

She looked soft and lovely in that light green dress.

Xiao Yao couldn't help but think of the day when they were dating in the War Park. Yu Luying was also wearing this dress. That day, she was like a beautiful flower in spring, attracting his attention.

According to his usual habit, Xiao Yao wanted to sleep in just a pair of shorts, but he had just taken off half of his vest when Yu Luying stopped him and forced him to put it down.

"This is called hooliganism," Xiao Yao complained, "Isn't it normal for men to be shirtless in summer?"

"You are uncivilized!" Yu Luying said, "We should respond to the city's call and be lovely Shanghainese."

"Anyway, I'm just a rude Dongru country bumpkin, but this is Dongru country, right?" Xiao Yao said angrily, "Who said that shirtlessness is uncivilized? This world is so fucking weird. In the past, it was okay for men to show a little, and women covered themselves up tightly. But now, everything is reversed. Girls can wear anything short, even their belly buttons are exposed. But men, on the other hand, wear long trousers in the summer, and if they show their belly to cool off, they are considered uncivilized..."

"Have you ever seen me wear a short skirt or shorts?" Yu Luying answered him in the dark: "Have you ever seen me expose my belly button?"

"No," Xiao Yao said frankly, "This is also one of the things I like about you."

"But this is my personal habit," Yu Luying said, "If you use it to force my sister...what can I say? I don't have any problem with male chauvinism, but it also depends on the man and woman..."

Yu Luying carefully considered the following words, fearing that she might hurt Xiao Yao's self-esteem.

"I understand." Xiao Yao gently stroked Yu Luying's back. The gentle touch comforted him. "I know I'm a little spoiled, but..."

"Xiao Yao, you have to know that feelings are consumables," Yu Luying advised, "Shen Jie likes you now, so she is willing to do it for you... I am the same, but in the future..."

"She likes me now?" Xiao Yao confirmed, "Do you think so?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yao felt a little regretful - would his attention make Yu Luying unhappy?

Fortunately, Yu Luying didn't mind - at least on the surface: "What are you thinking, of course she likes you, they are both girls, how can I not see it?"

After hearing this, Xiao Yao took a deep breath and tried to calm his inner excitement: "I think it's a bit strange."

"What's wrong?"

"Why do we feel like you are my... opposite-sex buddy? Like a female bestie?"

"I am," Yu Luying said faintly, "I am your friend. We agreed to be good friends for life."

"A lifelong, special, good friend." Xiao Yao reminded her.

"Bah, you wishful thinking," Yu Luying said, "When you marry my sister in the future, do you expect me to stay single and be your mistress forever? You're dreaming."

"That's not what I meant..." Xiao Yao muttered, even though he knew in his heart that this was what he seemed to mean.

"But," Xiao Yao thought for a moment and said, "I really can't bear to see you get married..."

"Then marry me." Yu Luying blurted out.

"what?"

"Nothing was said. You heard it wrong."

Xiao Yao suddenly thought of what Yu Luying said to him on her bed at home before dinner: Don’t always think about the future, care more about the warm present.

"By the way, Little Apple," Xiao Yao said, "I just got some new news. It seems that Nottingham Joan's gang is still causing trouble everywhere."

"Hmm?" Yu Luying raised her head slightly: "My sister told you? What did she say specifically?"

That night, they did not pursue passion, but just snuggled up to each other. Even though they were separated by a pillow, they were still able to convey each other's emotions and warmth through physical contact.

As they were chatting, Yu Luying was the first to fall silent.

Xiao Yao felt Yu Luying's breathing, and their bodies gradually synchronized, as if they had become one. In this quiet and cool (caused by the air-conditioning) night, Xiao Yao immersed himself in Yu Luying's arms, enjoying her company.

He no longer remembered when he fell asleep, but he remembered that he slept soundly that night and had sweet dreams.

However, the next morning - or to be more precise, when he woke up during the day, he only remembered that he had a very sweet dream, but he could not remember the specific content of the dream at all.

Habitually, my first reaction when I wake up is to check my phone.

Damn, what’s going on? It’s already 13 o’clock.

He didn't reply to the good morning message Shen Jie sent him, but later Shen Jie sent him several QQ messages.

There was even a missed call from my "wife" which was around 11 o'clock.

Oh no, oh no. Xiao Yao quickly replied to Shen Jie, telling her that he had just woken up and did not intentionally ignore the call or the message.

Shen Jie did not reply immediately - which was normal.

Xiao Yao got out of bed and pulled open the curtains in the hotel. Bright sunlight immediately poured in, illuminating the dark little room.

"Little Apple! Get up!" Xiao Yao shook Yu Luying's arm.

"Hee... I still want to sleep..." Yu Luying made a sound like she was talking in her sleep.

"What time is it? Go to sleep... sister, get up and have fun!" Xiao Yao continued to shake Yu Luying wildly: "It's one o'clock in the afternoon, big sister!"

"My sister?" Yu Luying suddenly woke up and sat up: "What are your intentions towards Yu Xiaoyang?"

Xiao Yao: “?”

Before going out, Yu Luying spent a long time in front of the mirror adjusting her light green dress which was wrinkled from sleeping.

"Hey, Xiao Yao," Yu Luying looked at the bathroom mirror and carefully adjusted the headband Xiao Yao had given her before. "I suddenly remembered that Shen Jie said that when she lived with you, you washed her underwear and socks every day?"

"...That's true," Xiao Yao admitted. "After all, the eldest lady is lazy and doesn't know how to tell the difference between grains. She had to force me to complete the task of being a son-in-law in advance. Do you think I like it?"

"Do you dare to say you don't like it?" Yu Luying said.

Xiao Yao thought about it and said, "It's actually OK."

"Wash me tonight." Yu Luying said: "I want equal rights and equal treatment for everyone."

"Okay." Xiao Yao agreed immediately: "You can even ask me to put on crystal shoes for you."

"Why should I be Cinderella just because she is the eldest daughter?" Yu Luying said dissatisfiedly: "In fact, our Yu family is not inferior to their Shen family..."

"Cinderella is more senior than the eldest lady, and she will marry a prince in the future." Xiao Yao said with a smile: "Look, you, Cinderella, call Shen Jie sister every day, you have bad intentions, you want her to end up like Cinderella's bad sister."

Xiao Yao chatted with her like this until she was laughing so hard that she collapsed in Xiao Yao's arms: "Are you still a prince?"

"Forget it, I don't want you to wash me anymore." Yu Luying said.

"Why don't you want me to wash it again?" Xiao Yao said.

"I suddenly realized that this is a reward for you," Yu Luying said, "Why don't you just help me wash a skirt? I'll wait for you to get 80 points for the rest, no, 90 points..."

"Thank you so much," Xiao Yao frowned, "I don't want a 90-point reward. Also, I always send my coats for dry cleaning..."

Today's weather is not as good as yesterday's. The bright and scorching sunlight swallowed the earth. It is around 2 o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun is the strongest.

Xiao Yao and Yu Luying were eating at the station restaurant again where they had vomited all over the floor yesterday - the boss frowned when he saw them.

They didn't order any clams, and naturally nothing happened. After the meal, Yu Luying suggested going back to the Party School to change clothes, but Xiao Yao said there was no rush and it would be better for him to take her to visit his own primary and secondary schools first.

Yu Luying was not very happy, but she did not argue with Xiao Yao and obeyed silently.

"But, aren't we going to the house of your friend named Xu, Xu, Xu something tonight? Then I must go back to the Party School to change clothes first." Yu Luying said this finally.

"Okay." Xiao Yao said.

"And your friend saw me yesterday," Yu Luying added, "If I didn't change my clothes today, I would be laughed at."

"What's so funny?" Xiao Yao didn't understand.

"If you didn't change your clothes, it means you didn't go home that night," Yu Luying said, "it means you spent the night at the man's house. Don't you think of that?"

"No," Xiao Yao scratched his head in confusion, "You don't have a home here anyway. Didn't they see you going to the hotel with me?"

Xiao Yao and Yu Luying called a rickshaw and first went to Dongru County Experimental Primary School. During the summer vacation, the door was locked and there was not even an old security guard.

The two of them strolled around the primary school under the scorching sun, went around the Xinhua Bookstore, and then took a rickshaw to the "Xinmiao Kindergarten."

"Let me tell you that our kindergarten teacher is terrible," Xiao Yao said to Yu Luying in the car, "If any child doesn't sleep during the noon nap and talks secretly, she will cover his eyes with Fengyoujing!"

"Ah?" Yu Luying said in disbelief: "If this happened in Shanghai, they would have been sued for bankruptcy long ago."

"They would punish disobedient children or those who made mistakes by making them stand in the corridor with their socks on. When they came back, their feet would be covered in dirt."

"..."