You are my wife, don't doubt it!

"... Tang Xuewei ate them all."

"Okay you!"

Suddenly, the sound of a horn broke the silence of the night, followed by a high beam that crossed most of the playground and shone on the two of them.

Xiao Yao and Yu Luying thought it was the school security guard or Mr. Li from the message room. They sat up hurriedly and subconsciously lowered their heads to check their clothes.

When I looked up again, I was surprised to find a familiar black car parked on the playground track not far away, with flashing neon lights on the chassis.

They looked at each other.

"I hate this guy." said Yu Luying.

--split line--

"Can you blame me?" Xu Ruiyi was driving while chewing something in his mouth. "I called you several times but you didn't answer. After all, I was the one who opened the door for you, so of course I had to come and check on the situation. The old man Li at the door said that you had been in for a while and no one could leave the door, so I came in to take a look. Who will be held responsible if something goes wrong?"

"Hey Xu Ruiyi," Yu Luying said, "Can I go back and change my clothes first? My clothes are all dirty."

Xu Ruiyi glanced at the rearview mirror inside the car: "A little dew and a little mud, pure and pollution-free, how can it be called dirty. Hey, Yao'er, I'm not saying anything bad to you, you have a hotel and a home, why do you have to be on the school grass, don't you know that our school has surveillance cameras now?"

"We just lay on the grass and looked at the stars!" Xiao Yao and Yu Luying said in unison.

"Okay, okay," Xu Ruiyi said, "Look at the stars."

"Old Xu," Xiao Yao said seriously, "My wife is a good student, a good girl, and she is very sensitive about her reputation. Can you please stop saying irresponsible things in front of her?"

"OK," Xu Ruiyi raised his right hand and gestured OK: "One sentence!"

Xu Ruiyi's family is in business and lives in a three-story house with no yard.

His father was not at home as usual, and his mother was a housewife, and as usual, she was playing mahjong around a table with people. She had no time to help her son entertain the guests, and at most she could just say hello.

"Hello, Auntie!" Xiao Yao greeted Xu's mother when he passed by the second floor.

"Hey, Xiao Yao, I haven't seen you for a long time. How come you have time to come and play today?" Seeing Xiao Yao, Xu's mother said a few more words.

"Mom, you're stupid," Xu Ruiyi said, "Xiao Yao went to Shanghai to study. He just came back for the summer vacation. Look, he brought a girl with him."

After going up to the third floor, Xiao Yao saw his "quasi-ex-girlfriend" Tang Xuewei sitting on the sofa with slippers on her feet. He could finally see her blue and white socks with an indescribable pattern. At the moment, she was chatting and laughing with another younger girl. Xiao Yao recognized her as Xu Ruiyi's cousin.

After saying hello to Zhang Lei and the others, I looked around but didn't see Wang Hao, the annoying little guy. Instead, I saw a few other friends of Xu Ruiyi, some from No. 1 Middle School, some from Vocational School, some sitting or standing, all very excited to see Xiao Yao, shouting "What a rare guest." These people were basically what Yu Luying called "little hooligans."

When they saw Xiao Yao had found such a beautiful "girlfriend" and brought her back, the boys expressed their genuine and heartfelt compliments and envy and jealousy.

"Before, I thought this kid was going to take the county high school entrance exam," Xu Ruiyi said, hooking his arm around Xiao Yao's shoulder. "He even asked Old Tang to introduce him to a girlfriend, and he picked out several candidates, right, Old Tang?"

Old Tang's real name is "Tang Jiaxin". He is a boy who is not bad looking, but he looks greasy and has curly hair.

The curly-haired man shook his head, indicating that he still owed a lot of favors for this, but he had no intention of asking Xiao Yao for the debt.

"As a result, hey, hey, he's successful and got admitted to Shanghai - there's gold and beauties everywhere, you see, we don't have to worry about him at all." Xu Ruiyi said.

"Xu Ruiyi," Tang Xuewei pouted, "You haven't even had a drink yet, and you're already talking drunkenly?"

Xu Ruiyi asked Xiao Yao and Yu Luying to "come to my house for dinner tonight", but there was no food at his house, and it was just a gathering place. When everyone arrived, they headed towards the "Huanghai Food Stall" in a mighty manner.

Xiao Yao knew that it was impossible for Xu Ruiyi to invite so many people to the welcoming party for him - it would be better to say that he, Xiao Yao, was the one who was accompanying him.

Xu Ruiyi's cousin said, "My mother told me to go home early", so there were only three girls, Yu Luying, Tang Xuewei and Zhang Lei, but there were five boys. In addition to Xiao Yao, Xu Ruiyi and Curly-haired Old Tang, there were two guys whose names Xiao Yao couldn't remember.

Eight people booked a big table at the "Huanghai Food Stall", ordered some dishes, and three packs of Blue Bird pure draft beer were served. Before they had even eaten a single peanut, they started shouting and wanting to play drinking games.

The two "little hooligans" rolled up their shirts, revealing their bellies. Seeing that Yu Luying was obviously unhappy, Xiao Yao quickly whispered to her: "I told you that you wouldn't like playing with these people - or do you want to eat a little and go back first?"

"It's okay," Yu Luying whispered to Xiao Yao, "It's just this once anyway."

"Hui! Lao Xiao, Hui!" Just as Xiao Yao and Yu Luying were whispering to each other, curly-haired Lao Tang had already handed over two "Hongtashan" cigarettes.

"Uh, no no no no no no, no no no, no no no." Xiao Yao subconsciously stretched out his hand, then turned pale with horror and waved his hands wildly.

"You are just pretending." Old Tang curled his lips.

"Old Tang, someone is watching us now, please stop making trouble." Xu Ruiyi shouted and lit one for himself.

So, Old Tang bypassed Xiao Yu and the other two and continued to send things down.

“Okay, so when you were in junior high school—” Yu Luying’s three views were washed away.

"No, no, no," Xiao Yao denied, "I don't have this habit."

"No wonder you never let me play with your friends," Yu Luying sneered, "I'll go complain to my sister."

Xiao Yao put on a bitter face: "Ah, sister..."

Speaking of "sister", Xiao Yao couldn't help but take out his cell phone.

"What's wrong? She didn't reply to your message again?" Yu Luying leaned her little face closer and said.

"Well, I don't know what happened," Xiao Yao pretended to be nonchalant and put away his phone: "It's been a whole day."

"Just wait a little longer. I will definitely call you before bed." Yu Luying comforted him.

Seeing that Yu Luying was not jealous and took the initiative to comfort him, Xiao Yao was moved and pinched Yu Luying's little hand under the table.

The dishes started to be cooked one after another. Xu Ruiyi stood up and filled Xiao Yao's cup with it, and the foam overflowed.

"Hey, Old Xu, let me tell you something," Xiao Yao suddenly remembered something, "I can't drink now, so I'll just have this one cup today, just to show my appreciation."

"What's the matter? Okay." Xu Ruiyi said.

Xu Ruiyi was easy to talk to, but the curly-haired old Tang started to be sarcastic again: "What's wrong, brother Xiao? You can't even drink beer? Now that you've gone to Shanghai, do you look down on us country folk?"

"Hey, hey, hey, Old Tang." Xu Ruiyi advised.

"I don't mean to look down on you, it's just a physical reason." Xiao Yao did not give in and said neither arrogantly nor humbly.

"It's okay, just drink with them." Yu Luying said.

"See? My sister-in-law is very understanding." Old Tang clapped his hands and laughed.

"No." Xiao Yao still insisted.

Do you remember that before Yu Luying and Xiao Yao lived together, she didn't drink alcohol at all?

That time, Xiao Yao and Shen Jie had their first date in Gongqing Forest Park. When Xiao Yao and Shen Jie were having lunch at noon, the two of them just drank two cans of beer. Yu Luying felt dizzy at home and thought she was sick.

Because he knew that Yu Luying could not drink much, he had avoided drinking and drinking whenever possible since they knew about symbiosis.

However, when they were together with Yu Luying and Shen Jie, they would occasionally do it. As a result, Yu Luying gradually became less "fragile" and "negative-resistant" after exercise, but overall, she was still not very tolerant.

It's a rare occasion to get together with old friends, so it's okay to have a few drinks. Yu Luying can handle it, but Xiao Yao is too familiar with the nature of these people. Once he joins in the drinking and playing finger-guessing games, hey, these three drinks are just the beginning.

It was hard for him to imagine what would happen to Yu Luying by then.

That's why he greeted Xu Ruiyi early on, but he didn't expect to be opposed by Curly-haired Old Tang.

"It's okay, just drink it." Yu Luying said again.

"Don't be so stubborn - you know them..." Xiao Yao lowered his voice and said to Yu Luying.

"Don't worry," said curly-haired old Tang, "I can tell from the looks of it that my sister-in-law can't drink. We never force girls to drink. If you don't believe me, ask old Zhang, old Tang and the others - but you, don't even think about running away today."

Xiao Yao was a little annoyed. He didn't want to be manipulated by this curly-haired guy, but he owed him a favor for no reason. Now he turned the table in front of him just for such a small matter. It was a bit too disrespectful.

When he was in a dilemma, Yu Luying persuaded him for the third time, so he had to take it one step at a time.

The dishes came up one by one, and everyone ate and drank, chatting and talking about everything. While drinking, Xiao Yao had already drunk three or five cups.

He was fine, and he glanced at Yu Luying but didn't see anything obviously abnormal, but he still said again, "I can't drink anymore."

On this side, curly-haired old Tang was playing finger-guessing games. Seeing Xiao Yao spoiling the fun again, he was about to force him to do something, but Yu Luying slammed the table and stood up, looking like a heroine and shouted, "Tang Jiaxin! I told you that my husband's liver is not good now, he can't drink too much, how about I drink for him?"

There was an immediate burst of boos and cheers from the table, with everyone praising the sister-in-law/sister-in-law for being caring.

Husband? Xiao Yao was stunned.

"Nonsense!" Xiao Yao turned around and scolded, then turned his head back: "Don't listen to her nonsense, she doesn't drink."

Old Tang was a little embarrassed at this time, scratching his head and said, "That won't work, you are a woman, then we will be accused of bullying foreign wives by our Dongru masters."

"Then you drink like a man, and I drink like a young wife," Yu Luying said cheerfully, "I drink one cup, and you drink three. You can't be considered bullying me, right?"

"Good!" The male guests at the table cheered, while Tang Xuewei, Zhang Lei and others gently advised Yu Luying not to be impulsive.

Xiao Yao looked at Yu Luying and felt that he didn’t know this “good girl and good student” anymore.

We have known each other for more than a year. She used to be shy when talking to people she didn't know, but now she is much better. But why does she act like Zhou Qi or Ouyang Qianqian today?

He frowned, thought about it again, and understood Yu Luying's plan.

She saw today's wine as a blessing rather than a curse, and it was a curse that could not be avoided. No matter who drank it, the final result would be the same - in this case, it would be better for her to take the blame, and she could also use her gender advantage to cheat and get three times the damage reduction, which was not a bad idea.

But, what if we both fall down at the same time, how will it end?

"Old Tang, come here." Xiao Yao thought and waved to Tang Xuewei.

"Ah?" said Curly-haired Old Tang.

"Lao Tang, not Lao Tang. I didn't call you." Xiao Yao rolled his eyes.

Chapter 218: Spirited Little Sister Yu Luying? (Part )

2023-06-01

Yu Luying said she wanted to help Xiao Yao block the drinking, but she had never eaten pork or seen a pig run.

For example, she didn't know how to play finger-guessing, and thought it was rock-paper-scissors or black and white on the palm and back of the hand.

This clumsy cuteness sparked laughter and made every male guest present feel sympathy for her.

"Come on, come on, I'll teach you." Tang Xuewei rolled up his sleeves.

"She is still as bold as she was back then." Xiao Yao thought to himself as he stared at Tang Xuewei silently.

"Don't teach her, let me do it." Then Xiao Yao stopped her.

"One point! Two points! Three points! Four seasons!"

"Come on, sister-in-law, have a drink."

We were all very happy to have a drink with the beautiful girl from Shanghai whom we just met.

At least they still had some manners. Normally, Yu Luying should drink one-third of a glass at a time, but in fact she sipped it more lightly, so only drank a quarter or even a fifth. She drank a glass of wine four or five times, and no one cared about it.

"One! Two good! Three stars! Four seasons! Six in a row! Seven! Eight!"

Xiao Yao personally poured wine for his woman.

He picked up a bottle of cool beer, pointed the bottle mouth at the bottom of the cup, and poured it quickly and vigorously. The golden liquid rushed down the bottle mouth without touching the wall of the cup, and quickly filled the entire cup.

It wasn't just the beer that filled the cup - foam began to overflow from the mouth of the cup, flowing onto the table, forming a small white ocean on the tabletop, like snowflakes dancing in the moonlight.

After all the foam dissipated, there was only a few drops of beer left in the plastic cup. The remaining snowflakes slowly adhered to the edge of the cup, like a layer of white gauze, and they lingered in front of Yu Luying along with the aroma of beer.

Curly-haired Old Tang saw through Xiao Yao's evil plot and couldn't help but protest loudly, but his protest was drowned out by the shouting of the crowd.

"Click 1! Two good! Three stars! Four seasons! Six in a row! Seven tricks! Eight horses! Nine fast!"

Curly-haired Old Tang tilted his head back and gulped down a large cup of wine, then let out an exaggerated "ah" - burp!

"Good!" There was cheering all around.

As the atmosphere became more lively, Tang Xuewei, who was drinking orange juice, also took the initiative to join the team. This made Xiao Yao doubt whether he should have entrusted the safety of the two of them to her.

"Old Xu," Yu Luying said with a tipsy smile, shaking the empty cup in her hand, "Old Xiao told me that your county high school has evening self-study until 10:30 every day, and only two afternoons off a week. Is that true or false?"

"Of course it's true!" Xu Ruiyi, Tang Jiaxin, Zhang Lei and Tang Xuewei answered in unison.

"Uh, okay." Yu Luying said.

Xiao Yao knew that when male students got together, there were always only two eternal topics: women and games, uh, maybe games and women.

Xiao Yao didn't know what the eternal topics were when female students got together, but she guessed that there must be one about men.

Xiao Yao also knew that when male and female students got together, one of the eternal topics would be "scolding the school".

Yu Luying's question opened the floodgates of criticism against the school, with everyone lamenting why they couldn't go to school in Shanghai.

"But, hiccups," Xu Ruiyi said, "there's a particularly low spot on the back wall of the school. Tang Jiaxin and I often climb out at night, but it's very troublesome. If we are caught by the security guards, we will be punished. We also have to climb back to the dormitory at night..."

The topic did not stay on school issues for too long. Everyone turned to asking Xiao Yao to tell his love story with Yu Luying and asked who pursued whom between the two of them.

"Nonsense, of course I was the one who pursued her." "Nonsense, of course he was the one who pursued me." "Nonsense, of course it was Lao Xiao who took the initiative." Xiao Yao, Yu Luying and Xu Ruiyi spoke at the same time.

Xiao Yao wanted to argue, "Didn't you confess to me at the entrance of War Shadow City?" But after thinking about it, he said nothing and just ate his meat.