You are my wife, don't doubt it!

"Ah, I..." Shen Jie couldn't tell anyone about symbiosis: "I, I'm a fan, and I'm ready to join the religion."

"Huh? You can't tell? That's fine," Yan Xiao nodded and said, "You have nothing to do and nowhere to go anyway, so going to church to cheat - uh, and getting free food and accommodation is also good."

"You don't have to go to Dongqi to get food and lodging," Yu Luying said, "My uncle means that Shen Jie can stay at the Sacred Heart Church for a while."

"Brother Bo is not going to Dongqi?" Xiao Yao asked.

"I'll be gone for a few days, but I'll have to come back. After all, there's still a lot of work to do at the Sacred Heart Church," Yu Luying explained.

"Well, it would be a good idea to let Shen Jie live with Brother Bo," Xiao Yao said.

What a shit.

"But I still have nowhere to go," Xiao Yao said.

"What's your problem? Why don't you just go home?" Yan Xiao said unhappily.

"No, Shen Jie's father will definitely catch me and lock me up in the basement and torture me." Xiao Yao said half-truthfully.

"Friends, please help me," Yan Xiao said disapprovingly, "The devil is a society ruled by law."

"Ahaha——" Hairtail laughed out loud, but when he saw that he was the only one laughing, he covered his mouth again.

"But isn't there a beach in Dongqi..." Yan Xiao suddenly thought of something: "I heard it's been developed quite well?"

"It seems that the hotel we are staying in this time is right on the seaside." Yu Luying said.

"Can we still sign up for your summer camp?" The slippers hanging on Yan Xiao's toes fell to the ground with a "pop".

"Well..." Yu Luying pretended to be embarrassed.

"Now that things have come to this, let's eat first. I'm hungry!"

There were really a lot of cooked dishes bought by Hairtail and Yan Xiao, and the young people started to prepare them in a lively manner.

Shen Jie walked back to the bedroom, took out a pair of plain white cotton socks from her luggage bag, slowly unfolded them, sat on the edge of the bed, and put them on her feet.

Yan Xiao followed her into the room.

"I really didn't expect it to be you." She watched Shen Jie put on her socks.

"I didn't expect that either." Shen Jie replied.

Neither of the two girls finished their sentences, but they both understood what the other meant.

Since the No. 7 Girls' High School in the city is an "aristocratic" girls' school, there are many legends about girls who said "no" to arranged marriages for love, turned against their families, and ran away from home. Although there are very few well-known cases, there are many such cases.

The key point is that neither Yan Xiao nor Shen Jie herself had ever thought that she, Shen Jie, would be one of those people with a "love brain".

"We two can be considered friends for the time being. Why don't you listen to my advice?" Yan Xiao looked at the two men and one woman who were arranging dishes in the living room. "What I mean is, that's enough. Men are just for fun. It's not worth falling out with your family."

"Yeah." Shen Jie started to put on the other sock.

Yan Xiao knew that Shen Jie didn't listen, but he still insisted on finishing what he wanted to say: "Stay out for a few days, and when the anger at home has subsided, go back and admit your mistakes or something."

"Let's talk about it later." Shen Jie said perfunctorily.

"Have you done it with him?" Yan Xiao asked suddenly.

"No." Shen Jie answered reflexively: "What about you and Hairtail? No, I mean, are you two okay?"

Yan Xiao sighed, knowing that Shen Jie was trying to change the subject: "We are just like that, playmates. You know, men are just for fun..."

As he spoke, Yan Xiao looked at the hairtail fish running around in the living room.

"Can you be more serious?" Shen Jie raised her head in dissatisfaction: "I am the introducer. If you offer something foreign and hurt the hairtail, people will blame me."

"Why, I have to stick with the person you introduce me to?" Yan Xiao said disapprovingly, "Middle school students are just dating for fun, enjoy every day - I quite like Dai Yu, he's very cute, and I'm generally happy with him. But there's no need to talk about marriage. Isn't your Xiao Yao the same?"

Shen Jie was a little angry. Just as she was about to open her mouth to refute, she heard Daiyu shouting in the living room: "Xiaoxiao, sister-in-law, it's time to eat!"

During the banquet, five people exchanged cups and cups, which was very lively.After drinking for three rounds, everyone was a little bit drunk, and hairtail suggested, "Would you like to play a game?"

Yan Xiao: "What game are you playing? Is it childish?"

Hairtail: "Just play that, 'I never have'."

"I never?" Xiao Yao asked curiously.

"Hey, let's take an example. Let's say I say, 'I have never worn a skirt'," Daiyu explained, "then the people who have worn a skirt drink, basically my sister-in-law, Yu Luying, and Xiaoxiao drink, Xiao Yao doesn't need to drink..."

"What's the point of this?" Yu Luying pouted and said, "I won't participate."

"It's quite fun, let's play it." Xiao Yao was a little excited.

"Then who is going to say 'I have never'?" Yan Xiao asked Daiyu.

"Take turns, clockwise or counterclockwise, it's all fine." said Hairtail.

"Okay, let me try first," Yan Xiao picked up the glass of rice wine and said, "I have never kissed Xiao Yao."

"Huh?" Xiao Yao and Hairtail said.

Everyone looked at Shen Jie, who picked up her cup calmly and took a sip of rice wine.

Xiao Yao quickly said, "Look, Xiaoxiao, what you said is meaningless. Let's change to someone else. Clockwise or counterclockwise? Let's just go counterclockwise. Yu Luying, it's your turn."

Everyone looked at Yu Luying, only to see that she was covering her small mouth with her slender arms and secretly drinking rice wine.

"Uh...uh?" Yan Xiao was stunned for a moment: "What's going on?"

She looked around, but saw that she was the only one who was surprised among all the people present.

Shen Jie had a half-smile on her face, Xiao Yao put one hand behind his neck and twisted his neck as if he had a stiff neck, while Daiyu was smilingly pouring him rice wine.

Yan Xiao glanced at Shen Jie again, who turned away feeling a little guilty and embarrassed: "Who's next?"

"Then, I," Yu Luying wiped her mouth with a tissue, her face as red as a ripe peach, looked up at the ceiling, and tried to speak in a nonchalant tone: "I have never..."

Chapter 268: Some Out-of-the-ordinary Games

2023-07-17

"Then, I," Yu Luying wiped her mouth with a tissue, her face red as a ripe peach, looked up at the ceiling, and tried to speak in a nonchalant tone: "I have never...

"I have never..." She said it four times, but she couldn't come up with a clear answer. The girl tilted her head slightly, her eyes a little unfocused, her right arm bent upwards, scratching the shoulder to the right of her neck: "I have never worn a skirt?"

"Gee!" The remaining four people booed in dissatisfaction at the same time, and Daiyu jumped up directly: "How dare you say you have never worn it?!"

"I have worn it." Yu Luying said: "I drink it too."

"No!" Daiyu crossed his hands into an X: "What you say must be true, and you can't use drinking as a substitute--"

"I have never worn a short skirt!" Yu Luying shouted.

Everyone looked at each other, speechless.

A few seconds later, Shen Jie and Yan Xiao silently picked up their glasses, clinked them together, and each gulped down a big gulp.

Everyone felt that this question was a bit boring, but it was in line with the rules of the game and there was nothing to say - besides, Yu Luying was already in such a state, so it was better not to make things difficult for her.

Sitting next to Yu Luying was Shen Jie. She said, “I’ve never been to St. Francis of Assisi… Oh no, I’ve been there before. Oh, and I’ve never ridden a bicycle!”

"Eggplant!" Xiao Yao and Hairtail shouted that they were bored, and then drank rice wine with Yu Luying and Yan Xiao.

"It's not boring at all," Yan Xiao put down the glass and said, "The essence of this game is to try not to drink as much as possible and force more people to drink. Isn't it for you...?"

"Never mind," Hairtail yelled, "Brother Yao, you must come up with something fun, or I'll break up with you!"

"Okay, okay, I'm so annoyed. I'll satisfy you." Xiao Yao looked at Yan Xiao and showed a mysterious smile: "I have never seen Yan Xiao's fat."

Hairtail slapped his thigh and exclaimed how wonderful it was, but when he met Yan Xiao's cold gaze, he immediately lowered his head and remained quiet.

Who would have thought that the arrogant little bully in school and class would be like a little chicken in front of Yan Xiao? Xiao Yao thought.

Shen Jie didn't react, but Yu Luying protested in dissatisfaction: "Don't you guys have anything else except... these things? I..."

"Why are you looking at me? Drink!" Yan Xiao shouted, and Daiyu quickly picked up the glass with both hands and took three big gulps.

"Why did you drink so much?" Yan Xiao slammed the table again.

Hairtail: “?”

"Xiaoxiao, stop bullying Hairtail all the time," Shen Jie picked up her glass and took a sip leisurely, "I, an outsider, can't stand it anymore."

"How could you also--" Xiao Yao was stunned.

"We met in the locker room of the school swimming pool." Shen Jie explained.

"Ah? Is that so? I don't even remember it." Yan Xiao said.

Yu Luying, Daiyu and Xiao Yao were all talking about what it was like to have a fucking swimming pool in school.

"Okay, okay, it's time to eat the hairtail." Xiao Yao said.

"Wait a minute!" Yu Luying said, "Sister Yan, you have to drink too."

"Me?" Yan Xiao was stunned for a moment, then reacted.

Since Xiao Yao said "I have never seen Yan Xiao's panties", then he obviously also saw his own...

"Damn, that counts." Yan Xiao muttered, picked up the cup, and took a sip.

"You two...are moving too fast, aren't you?" Shen Jie asked Yan Xiao in a low voice.

"Okay, it's my turn now!" Daiyu rolled up his sleeves excitedly.

"If you don't do it, you won't die." Yan Xiao warned with a bad look.

“Uh…” Daiyu immediately said in a cowardly tone: “I have never been to the gate of No. 7 Girls’ High School.”

"Haha!" Amid the boos, Shen Jie and Yan Xiao raised their glasses.

In this way, the five people rotated counterclockwise, taking turns saying "I have never had this", and after about four or five rounds, everyone looked a little dazed, with their eyes wide open.

On the sofa opposite Xiao Yao, six snow-white girls' feet in white socks were placed side by side, which was a visual feast.

The three pairs of little feet are of different sizes and shapes, but all are spotless and shiny white as snow, just like the "White Snow" brand vanilla ice cream that Xiao Yao often ate when he was a child. Just looking at it makes people want to lick it.

There was a pair of small feet in white socks, with the insteps pressed against the leather sofa, the soles of the feet facing upwards, cushioned under a round buttock; there was another pair of small feet also placed on the sofa, but the arches of the feet were facing outwards towards Daiyu and Xiao Yao, and the big toes and index toes wrapped in white socks were rubbing up and down slowly, and after a while, all five toes began to move up and down; there was another pair of small feet wearing slippers, with legs crossed on the carpet, and their owners were leaning over at this moment, stretching out their white jade fingers to gently stroke the insteps of the white cotton socks...

Raising a glass to the bright moon, the moon and its shadow make three people. That is to say, as Xiao Yao drank and looked, the six little feet in front of him began to appear as double images.

When Xiao Yao thought that four of these six legs belonged to him, he had a strong sense of unreality, and then he had the true feeling that "my life is worth it".

“I’ve never been first in an exam.”

"Gee, you're clearly targeting Yu Luying - Xiao Yao, why did you drink it too?"

“Doesn’t elementary school count?”

“How is elementary school calculated?”

"Then I was also the top student in the grade in the final exam."

"Wasn't the result cancelled?"

"Okay, stop worrying about it. I've already drunk it."

"I have never hit Xiao Yao."

Seeing Shen Jie and Yu Luying holding up their glasses in unison, Daiyu lay on the coffee table and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.

"I've never stayed overnight at Xiao Yao's house."

Yu Luying put her hand on the glass, tilted her head and thought for a long time before letting go of her hand again - then she thought of something and picked up the glass and took a sip.

When Shen Jie put down the cup, she glanced at Yu Luying holding the cup, but she said nothing and her expression did not change at all.

"I have never embarrassed Xiao Yao."

"What kind of question is this? It's too vague and subjective. Try another one."

"You guys are crazy, Xiao Yao, Xiao Yao, Xiao Yao, you're all targeting me, right?"

"Yes, you are a popular person."

"I have never asked anyone not to eat spicy food."

At this time, Xiao Yao had squinted his eyes, Ge You was slumped on the sofa, through his sleepy eyes, he saw Yu Luying staggering and drinking another half cup.

He suddenly thought of the past when Yu Luying turned into a "spirited little sister" after drinking, and advised with a thick tongue: "No... stop playing... I... I think it's almost over, Yu Luying is about to... resist... can't resist..."

"Why, are you starting to feel sorry for your little wife now?" Shen Jie was a little... too excited at this time, and seemed to be unable to clearly judge what to say and what not to say as usual: "I have never... never... lost my own... @#￥%%...&*()￥"

As soon as these words were spoken, the cheerful and restless atmosphere on the field suddenly froze.