You are my wife, don't doubt it!

Xiao Yao didn't understand why at first, but as his eyesight gradually recovered, he was finally able to see the face of the man holding two axes and asking stupid questions.

Then, he nearly fainted again.

She looked like a woman, holding a rather cartoon-like axe in each hand, one gold and one silver.

The stockings and suit are tailored to fit her body. Her shoulder-length black hair sets off her fair neck. Her jaw is slightly round but straight, and her full lips are bright red.

"Please describe what the iron axe looks like." Her red lips parted slightly, but her voice was still broken and hoarse.

"The iron axe... is about three centimeters long... the steel axe head and handle are integrated... it is painted black, and the handle is wrapped with a white cloth... the white is mixed with a little red..."

Xiao Yao's answer was stiff, his voice was dry, and he paused for each sentence, but he still accurately described the axe he had just thrown out of the window.

It’s not that he has a good memory, but that this question is a “description based on the picture” question.

Because the axe is now on the head of the woman opposite.

It cut the inner corner of the left eye and slashed down diagonally, cutting off the bridge of the nose, tearing the skin on the right side of the face, and stopped at the cheekbone.

Most of the axe was sunken into her head, with only the handle wrapped in a reddish-white cloth sticking up high.

However, there was no blood, and a complex mechanical structure could be seen in the cross-section of the wound, with small sparks of electric current flashing from time to time.

The two red eyes, like malfunctioning lights, were even more eerie and terrifying because they were not in the right position.

"Yes... I'm sorry, please forgive me, I really didn't mean it." Xiao Yao swallowed hard.

The female "person" made a slight "cracking" sound, her red eyes flashed, turned green, and then suddenly began to twist.

It was waving what was in its hand - well, it was originally an axe, but at some point it turned into two small flags, as if it was celebrating something.

At the same time, it "played" the BGM, but the tone was still fragmented and the melody could not be found.

If you only look at her movements, this BGM might look a lot like Super Mario.

Just when Xiao Yao didn't know whether to run away or applaud, the strange music suddenly stopped and the woman's dancing also stopped.

It took two steps towards Xiao Yao and then bowed slightly - if it weren't for the axe handle stuck in her head that almost poked Xiao Yao, this etiquette would have been perfect.

“Congratulations to the three of you for passing the entrance exam. All the teachers and students of St. Francis Xavier’s College extend their sincerest and warmest welcome to you - welcome you, new students!”

What the hell is this? The three of them looked at each other, all confused.

"Next, please follow me to complete the admission procedures." After saying that, she didn't care that the three people in front of her were confused, and seemed to be about to turn around and lead the way.

At this moment, the three of them all had the same idea - since it had its back to us, it seemed like a good time to escape...

The woman seemed to be able to see through their thoughts. She turned her back to them and said, "Skipping is one of the worst behaviors of a bad student. You will be punished by the most severe school rules."

"What kind of...punishment method?" asked the little bear stutteringly.

"It's the same as a lying child." The female "person" replied.

Chapter 51: Patterns

2022-12-25

Xiao Xiong wanted to continue asking what would happen if he lied, but Yu Luying interrupted him: "Where is this place? Who are you?"

"This is St. Francis Xavier's College. My full model is: Secker 250th Model A No. . You can call me Secker . I am the acting night principal of the college."

"Night shift?" "Deputy?" "Principal?"

"I am responsible for all matters related to the college during non-working hours, including but not limited to reception, patrolling, mail delivery, cleaning..."

"Isn't this the security guard?" Xiao Xiong seemed to have lost his previous nervousness and complained to Xiao Yao in a low voice.

"I really envy you. You can always accept the settings and get into the situation so quickly..." Xiao Yao replied in a low voice.

That is to say, although the woman in front of him should be a robot, her head was chopped in half and her face was unrecognizable, he always felt that she looked familiar.

"By the way, that... Teacher Sai, right? We are all students of St. Francis Xavier's School..."

“St. Francis Xavier’s College and St. Francis Xavier’s School are completely different! Our college is committed to providing honest students with the campus life they really want, making learning happiness itself rather than a means to achieve happiness. This is true quality education, and I hope that several students can cherish the opportunity and not leave any regrets.”

The Sekel 250 seemed to want to express a righteous attitude, but the broken and uninterrupted sound generated by the damaged pronunciation system still sounded a bit funny.

As they were talking, the three teenagers had already obediently followed "Teacher Sai".

Although Xiao Yao has been looking for an opportunity to escape, but... it seems to be somewhat difficult.

"By the way, what year is this world in?" Xiao Yao asked, "2077?"

"Time has no clear meaning here." Teacher Sai answered as he walked.

"So, this is indeed not a...real world?" Yu Luying asked.

Teacher Sai paused, his green eyes flashing, as if thinking about how to explain to them: "This is indeed not the 'real' world, but it is the 'real' world."

The little bear tilted his head to avoid short circuiting it.

"You can think of this as the world of 'ideas'," Teacher Sai continued.

"The rational world? Then reality is the emotional world?" asked the little bear.

"The world of 'ideas'?" Xiao Yao asked, "Is it the 'ideas' that Plato talked about?"

Teacher Sai started playing Super Mario's clearance music again to express his appreciation.

"What is that?" asked the little bear in a low voice.

"For example," Yu Luying explained to him, "Plato believed that there was an ideal horse in the world of ideas, which was perfect. All horses in reality, although they each had their own flaws, were based on this ideal horse..."

"Oh, it's prototype No. 0." Little Bear nodded, not quite understanding.

"If this fat classmate is interested, he can sign up for our philosophy course. Happy learning does not last late. Our school only teaches during working hours. After you have completed the formalities, you can freely choose the date to arrive at school without any pressure. We have been standing there for a long time. Let's go and complete the formalities and chat while walking."

This time no one said anything nonsense. Regardless of whether what the Sekel 250 said was true or not, there would be no benefit in angering it now.

The three of them exchanged glances and reached a consensus to act according to circumstances.

"I mean, do you have records of all your students?" Xiao Yao suddenly thought of something.

"Of course." Teacher Sai replied gently.

"Is there a student named Zhou Qi?"

"Kala Kaala, sorry, there is no student with this name in the academy. Is she your friend?"

"Just asking, do you have any impression of Shen Jie, Zhou Xiaoying and others?"

"Kala Kaala, please focus more on yourself. What do you think will make you happier?"

Xiao Yao wanted to say "writing" or "love", but what came out was "Yes, learn how to make money, and if you have money, you will be happy."

This can’t be considered a lie, Xiao Yao thought anxiously.

"Not necessarily?" Secker 250 slowed down slightly but did not stop.

"Many people want to be parents, and they become parents," Yu Luying, who had been silent for a while, took over the conversation, "but they never know how to be parents their entire lives."

"Being a parent, of course." Teacher Sai suddenly became excited. "Our school offers a full range of courses from love to childbirth. There are both theoretical and practical courses, and you can fully experience the great magic of creating life. It is very popular. Do you want to sign up for this course as well?"

"Love courses?" Xiao Yao was a little interested, but when he looked at Yu Luying, whose face was flushed, he quickly said, "I don't think this is what she meant by being a parent..."

"Yes, yes, yes, what I want most is the great magic of creating life." Little Bear also added in an exaggerated tone: "Resurrecting the dead, flesh and bones, does our school teach this technology?"

"This kind of technology is not within the scope of teaching, but if you are interested, the college can support you in organizing related research, and there will always be results."

"Is this true?" Little Bear's eyes lit up.

Xiao Yao pulled him back, wanting to remind him not to take these strange things seriously. However, Teacher Sai, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped in front of a door. It turned out that they had arrived at the principal's office.

"Please come in, you're welcome." Teacher Sai pushed the door open and walked in.

Xiao Yao was a little hesitant, but he didn't expect Yu Luying and Xiao Xiong to follow him in with great interest.

No way, these two guys are taking this completely seriously and are getting into the mood...?

Xiao Yao had no way to retreat, so he could only follow while muttering.

But there was no sign of Yu Luying and Xiao Xiong inside the door!

"Where are they!" Xiao Yao shouted.

"Please don't worry," Teacher Sai turned around, still smiling, but his eyes turned red again: "The principal's office area uses a mirror copy system, so that every new student can enjoy a private registration space."

"What a mess!" Xiao Yao couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Give my friend back to me!"

"Before that, I regret to inform you," Teacher Sai said word by word, "You just lied."

Xiao Yao's heart sank: "I'm not, I didn't..."

"Unlike your two classmates, you have concealed it from me. In fact, you are not a money-grubber," Teacher Sai continued, "Could it be that you don't know what you really want?"

"I... maybe." In order to avoid the accusation of "lying", Xiao Yao admitted.

"Okay, then," Teacher Sai's eyes turned green again, "Let St. Francis Xavier's College help you understand yourself correctly?"

"What are you doing?" Xiao Yao looked at the white gas spraying out from the surrounding walls. After saying this, his legs and feet went limp and he slowly collapsed to the ground.

Afterwards, his consciousness continued to sink...sink...

Sorry, there is only one update today. There will still be no update tomorrow morning, but there will be a two-in-one chapter at 3pm (because it is a complete chapter, it is not suitable to be posted twice in the morning and afternoon)

Chapter 52 Love Hotel

2023-07-31

When he regained consciousness, Xiao Yao felt himself being embraced by something soft and smooth.

Subconsciously, he thought he was dreaming and was reluctant to open his eyes.

Gradually, my hearing returned, and the rustling sound of water floated into my eardrums.

Xiao Yao was not used to this kind of sound. In his familiar sleeping environment, the sound of water was often associated with a leaking faucet or a toilet bowl for peeing.

This unreality made him uncomfortable, so he decided to force himself to open his eyes.

Xiao Yao found himself on a wide bed in a dim room, with a bright red quilt cover, red sheets and red pillowcases. He looked back at the head of the bed and was disappointed that there were no wedding photos.

The door of this room was closed and the heavy curtains were drawn. There was only pink light shining from somewhere, and the big bed underneath was in the shape of a heart.

Xiao Yao judged that this scene was very similar to those rooms in the so-called "love hotels" that appeared in movies.

The sound of water came from the lighted bathroom behind the frosted glass next to him. Xiao Yao felt annoyed and planned to get out of bed to turn it off.

When I lifted the quilt, I found that I was naked except for a pair of underwear.

Xiao Yao shivered from the cold and shrank back under the quilt, teasing himself why he left the air conditioner in the room on as if it was free.

Wait, myself? Did I turn on the air conditioner?

Why the fuck am I here?

Xiao Yao thought for a long time before he found a clue.

Yu Luying and I went to Qiangui KTV, met Xiao Xiong, and took him into... the mirror?

In the KTV in the mirror, I found Zhang Zhengkai's game console...

Then, we came out of the elevator at the cashier's front desk... We're here... We're here... Where are we? Is this where we are?

Wait, where is the game console? It's so valuable!

Xiao Yao lifted the quilt again and searched around.

I didn't find the game console, but I did find a white object.

When I picked it up, I saw white lace and a pattern of two rabbits, one big and one small...

This is Yu Luying’s…Yu Luying’s…

Xiao Yao subconsciously brought the thing to his nose and sniffed it, then embarrassedly hid it under the quilt.

I mean, why would I do that?

Xiao Yao turned his head unconsciously, and his nose tip touched another piece of textile.

On the pillow, there was a pair of socks that looked like they had just been taken off.

This is a pair of brand-name women's sports socks with a √ logo. Xiao Yao certainly recognized that this was the pair that Shen Jie stuffed into her trouser pocket in the Forest Park.

At least... it's the same style.