Marvel: The Strongest in Huaqiangbei
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The temperature is nearly 40 degrees Celsius now, and Deadpool is wearing his iconic battle suit, and the vendors feel hot for him just by looking at him.
The weather this year is unusually hot, and it is almost impossible to stand outside. If the vendors didn’t need to earn money to support their families, they wouldn’t want to go out to set up stalls at this time!
Because a comic convention was held in this city this year, although the weather was hot, it couldn't stop the enthusiasm of these comic fans, and the venue was crowded.
Many cosplayers at the scene wore their favorite costumes and cosplayed their favorite characters. Of course, the most important thing was that there were also many otakus who had other ideas.
For example, looking at beautiful women.
There are many beautiful cosplayers at the event, you would be a shame not to take a look!
"But seriously, are you cosplaying as Spider-Man?"
The vendor asked with a strange look on his face.
"What Spider-Man? I'm Deadpool!"
Deadpool looked unhappy and said, "The famous Deadpool is the one who can massacre the entire Marvel Universe! How could it be a small character like Bugs?"
"Well, although he is indeed more famous than me..."
Deadpool started mumbling and picked up the tofu pudding.
"Sweet? I want spicy!"
Deadpool said unhappily.
"No, where can you find spicy food in Guangzhou? They are all sweet. Do you want any?"
"Yes, of course!"
Deadpool pulled a crumpled bill from his trouser pocket, slapped it on the table in front of the vendor, then turned and walked towards the venue.
If you want to integrate into this country, you naturally have to integrate into this society first!
Comic convention sounds very interesting, and there are indeed many beautiful women there, which is pleasing to the eyes.
"Wow, this cosplay of Rem is really similar, especially the figure. Oh, that cosplay of Mai Shiranui is also good, especially the costume. Wow, who said that China is not open? Look, this is not open?"
As soon as he entered the venue, Deadpool was stunned by the grand scene before him. He looked everywhere and was very curious about everything.
"Hey, there are people cosplaying as Iron Man? Tsk tsk, but this Iron Man suit doesn't look like the real thing, it's just for show, not as good as the civilian version of the Kirin Armor."
After wandering around for a while, Deadpool saw the Marvel characters' booth, where many characters he "knew" gathered.
“Oh, there’s also someone cosplaying as a bald professor? Hey, I remember that guy died immediately after trying to scam Chen Mu?”
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, there's actually a Steel Warrior? But, a 1.6-meter-tall, skinny Steel Warrior, this doesn't look like a Steel Warrior, does it? This doesn't look like a Steel Egg, does it?"
Because he comes from Universe 2, Deadpool is naturally very familiar with the mutant characters therein. Looking at the cosplays in the comic convention, he couldn't help but complain that the degree of restoration was really poor.
“Isn’t there anyone who can cosplay more realistically?” Deadpool was still complaining, and then he saw a very familiar figure, in a bright red tights. Wasn’t it exactly the same as what he was wearing now?
"Hey, there are also cosplayers of mine?!"
Deadpool seems very happy. Does this mean he has fans too?
I feel so happy!
Thinking of this, he walked towards the cosplayer who was cosplaying as Deadpool.
"Hey, little sister, come take a photo together?"
"Deadpool" was particularly active. Not only was he dressed exactly like the real thing, he also imitated all of Deadpool's signature moves vividly. With a shameless face, he ran up to a beautiful woman and started chatting her up.
"Okay!"
The cosplayers present were all very outgoing, otherwise they wouldn't have dressed up so fancy and run around. This beauty was cosplaying a Japanese anime girl with a great figure and cool clothes. After getting the other party's affirmation, "Deadpool" put his arms around the latter's waist in an obscene manner and took out his cellphone to take a few photos.
"Nice to meet you beautiful."
"Deadpool" winked at the "beauty", pinched her butt, and after she exclaimed, he quickly slipped away to find his next target.
"I'm a man! But let's keep in touch~~"
"Deadpool" shuddered and ran away quickly, ready to look for a new target and wash his eyes.
"Hi, beautiful lady, can we get to know each other? Can we take a picture together?"
This "Deadpool" repeated the same trick again, using the same routine, took a photo with a beautiful woman, then grabbed her with his dirty hands in the same dishonest manner, and then ran away jumping up and down.
Yet, no one questioned this kind of hooligan behavior, and some even thought that he had done a very good job of restoring the originality!
After all, isn’t Deadpool called “Deadpool”? If he isn’t a little mean, he doesn’t look like Deadpool at all!
Deadpool, who witnessed this scene with his own eyes, was completely stunned.
Can you still play like this?
Deadpool has learned a lot. There are people who can act like a gangster by dressing up like a gangster? Awesome!
"Hey, man, are you cosplaying Deadpool too? You don't look like him at all!"
At this time, the guy who cosplayed as Deadpool, after molesting a few beauties, saw Deadpool standing there in a daze, so he walked over, put his arm around Deadpool's shoulders in a familiar manner, and said, "Deadpool, of course you have to be more active, and most importantly, you have to be mean!"
"..."
I'm not cheap at all!
Deadpool gritted his teeth and said, "If this were in America, I would stuff your head into your excrement and let you know why the flowers are so red!"
However, in China, we still have to follow Chinese rules. After all, Deadpool is now eager to obtain Chinese citizenship!
"Brother, let me tell you, since you're cosplaying as Deadpool, you have to let go a little bit, it's very convenient to take advantage!"
The pirated Deadpool's tone was particularly vulgar, and he said, "Rapping breasts is a little dangerous. It will be difficult to deal with if the police are called. But if it's just pinching the butt, it's still not a big problem. These are all experiences!"
As he said this, the pirated Deadpool sighed, but left Deadpool speechless.
Is this the image of me as Deadpool?
Isn't this too shocking?
"Where's the security? Where is the security?"
When I remembered loving Deadpool and had nothing to say, a shout came from not far away, attracting a lot of people's attention. The guy who cosplayed Deadpool ran over to watch the fun.
Watching the fun is, after all, a traditional art of the Chinese people.
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Deadpool slowly came to the place where the sound came from. There was already a circle of people gathered there to watch the fun. Deadpool took a look and found that it was a very simple matter.
A beautiful lady in JK dress was posing for photos, surrounded by a group of photographers (most of them were men, of course). Because the photos were a little too revealing, a woman next to her started shouting for security for some reason. Maybe it was because no one was taking photos of her?
After all, she was also cosplaying an anime character.
"I thought the Wakanda people were coming."
After watching for a while, Deadpool felt a little bored, but the people around him were still watching with fascination, so Deadpool continued to watch with the tofu pudding in his hand.
At this moment, there was a commotion at the gate, and a group of people in military uniforms walked in. Passersby stopped to watch, discussing that these people cosplayed quite similarly, but were a little too bold. Military uniforms are not something that can be worn casually, after all, they have representative meaning.
Of course, passers-by thought that this group of soldiers were cosplayers, but Deadpool recognized the leader at a glance. Wasn’t he Colonel Zhou Minghui, the first Chinese soldier he met after coming to this world?
As a member of the navy, Deadpool naturally remembered him, and in recent times, China had arranged a temporary residence for him, which was always under the charge of Captain Zhou.
In order to gain a foothold in this world, Deadpool was very cooperative. No matter what China arranged, he cooperated without hesitation. They even asked to draw his blood for research. Deadpool cut off one of his hands and gave it to them without blinking an eye...
I did this just for the sake of a Chinese ID card.
Before that, Deadpool sneaked out and strolled around the comic convention, but he didn't expect that Captain Zhou and the others would find him so quickly.
I just don't know why they came to see me?
Deadpool was full of doubts. Looking at Captain Zhou's expression, it seemed that there was work to be done?
Hey, if you have a good relationship, not only can you make money, but if you perform well, you may even have a chance to get an ID card, right?
"Mr. Deadpool, we finally found you. We have a mission for you to complete."
However, what made Deadpool speechless was that Captain Zhou walked straight to the cosplayer who had cosplayed him before and said to the impostor seriously: "In this world, only you have the ability to complete this task!"
Deadpool:"……"
Fake Deadpool: “…”
"The Americans have been spreading rumors and slandering our country, especially regarding the serious illness incident. They have been throwing dirty water on us. However, now there is a lot of evidence that this serious illness is most likely caused by a laboratory, and the target of suspicion is a biological research laboratory in the United States, Debao."
Captain Zhou Minghui said to "Deadpool" with a serious look on his face: "We need you to sneak in there and take out the key evidence. We will make it public."
Fake Deadpool: "Sir, I will do my best to help you! This is too easy for me, Deadpool!"
"But, brother, you can just cosplay, why do you have to be so serious? What kind of mission is this? An assassination mission would be more suitable for me, Deadpool!"
"For example, assassinating the King of Understanding or the King of Sleep, or even letting me kill the Japanese Prime Minister with two shots is fine. A just mission like this, exposing Debao's crimes to the public, is not suitable for my character as Deadpool!"
Zhou Minghui: “…”
Okay, wrong person.
At this time Zhou Minghui naturally knew that the person in front of him was not Deadpool. He looked around and saw Deadpool standing in a daze not far away. He walked up to him with a smile on his face, rubbing his hands.
"Mr. Deadpool, can I borrow one to talk to you?"
"You got the wrong person." Feeling a little unhappy, Deadpool said without hesitation: "I'm just a cosplayer, Captain Zhou, you got the wrong person."
"..."
Zhou Minghui's face was filled with black lines, you are confessing yourself!
"The organization needs you!"
Zhou Minghui looked serious, patted Deadpool on the shoulder, and said, "For this job, the organization has prepared one million RMB in cash for you, after tax!"
"real?!"
Deadpool's eyes lit up and he casually threw the tofu pudding in his hand away. It was so accurate that he threw it into the trash can from more than ten meters away.
"How could it be false?" Zhou Minghui raised the corner of his mouth. He was indeed worthy of being called Deadpool, he just loved money. However, what was a little strange was that he didn't want US dollars, and even said he didn't want US dollars at all, but he had a special liking for RMB.
"Not only that, if you complete this mission, I will also prepare a house for you, a two-bedroom apartment within the third ring road of the capital!"
"Let's do it, brothers!"
Hearing this, Deadpool said without hesitation: "It is my duty to expose the evils of America to the public!"
Wow, when it comes to giving away money and houses, Deadpool becomes a man of justice.
"What are you waiting for? Let's go!"
Deadpool was the first to walk outside, he couldn't wait!
His multifunctional storage bracelet has been lent to China in this world for research and use. Otherwise, he would have directly opened a portal to America and started his mission.
Don’t forget, Deadpool is not only a jerk, but also the world’s top mercenary!
Although he would take on some missions involving beating up elementary school students, it must be said that his mission completion rate was still very high.
……
"Let me see, should we take this road? Or this road? Forget it, let's just open the portal!"
It was already the next day, and after getting a detailed introduction to the mission, Deadpool set off directly. It must be said that China's intelligence network was very powerful. They had already obtained the architectural drawings of the laboratory long ago, and even the location of the ventilation ducts was clearly checked.
"According to the plan, we just need to take this route..."
With that, Deadpool simply threw the map away and said to himself, "But I don't need a plan."
Because Deadpool has to carry out a mission at this moment, Hua Guo returned the multi-functional bracelet to him. With the ability to open a portal, where can't Deadpool go?
So, Deadpool adjusted the destination to the target location, opened the portal and walked in.
"Oops, it seems the landing point is wrong, but it's not a big problem."
After walking out of the portal, Deadpool came to a huge culture room. In this culture room, there were a large number of bats. Because of Deadpool's appearance, they began to fly around.
These bats all carry pathogens, and some of them even flew directly to Deadpool and started biting him.
Although it cannot cause much damage, a large amount of virus is injected into the body.
Of course, this is nothing for Deadpool. After all, if rabies gets into Deadpool's body, he will be slapped in the face. What kind of serious illness is this? It's just a drizzle!
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