There is something wrong with my dating simulator

If it were placed in the world of One Piece, at least it could say goodbye to Observation Haki.

But Mofuru next to him didn't have this skill.

He was shot and fell to the ground.

"Hey, Ms. Qiandou, we're just sparring, there's no need to use a shark, right?"

"Don't worry, you won't die."

Mofuru, who was shot, stood up and explained.

Is it a training bullet?

But the feeling just now was clearly a real smoothbore rifle bullet?

By the way, where did the bullet go?

Why aren't there any bullet holes around?

But isn't it true that Chitanda's abilities can also go wrong?

Fortunately, Lin Yuanshan has an advantage: he doesn't think about things he can't understand.

"So, Mr. Lin, have you really decided to take on this project? If you incur losses, the amusement park will not compensate you."

"It's okay. I already have a renovation plan for this project in mind. But Mr. Mofuru, would it be convenient for me to play a cameo role in the project? Don't worry, the workload won't be too heavy."

"What are you going to do?"

Unexpectedly, Mofuru did not have any problems with his business.

It seems that Isuzu was right, this guy is quite dedicated to his work.

"Well, the project name is 'Toy Mouse's Midnight Candy Store'. I plan to make an online game to attract tourists."

As we all know, to run a good amusement park, you must first have a good IP.

Gancheng's current dilemma is that it does not have any popular characters that can compete with the major theme parks.

If you can't get other people's things for free, you can only create your own.

"Well, before that, where is the haunted house in your amusement park? I need to borrow some props, and by the way, I also need a few puppet suit actors.

Isuzu, can you call those guys who are slacking off over here?"

"Of course you can, but those two people don't have very good personalities. Can you accept that?"

"Eh,"

Lin Yuanshan waved his hand and said:

"Don't worry, I have experience in managing several world-class projects. It's just a few disobedient employees. It's nothing."

"Has Mr. Lin ever made any Hollywood movies?"

"No, I haven't made those big projects public yet."

"Okay, then after signing the contract and paying the project and personnel rental fees, I will call them both over."

Isuzu said so.

Chapter 138: Mofulu, the Crooked-Mouth Dragon King

In a private room of a pub near Gancheng,

"Movulu, you are late. We have already had our drinks."

Tiramisu said this to Mofuru who opened the door.

Macaron drank the draft beer in one gulp.

"Hoo---Bliss (long)!"

"Sorry, I'm late today because I had to deal with a troublesome little devil (humo)."

"I seem to have heard (mi), today there is a kid from outside who wants to contract the park's facilities (mi)."

"He must be some playboy from somewhere. He will leave when he gets tired of playing around. Everything will be fine as long as he can make money."

"If you all think this way, you are totally wrong."

The uninvited guest suddenly opened the door of the box.

"Hey, kid, it's time to get off work (humo)!"

Lin Yuanshan's appearance startled the three mascots.

But after all, they are also residents of the magical world, and their endurance is always better than that of people on earth.

Of course, Lin Yuanshan didn’t know this, and even if someone told him, he wouldn’t accept it.

The magical world and all that is bullshit.

"Oh? You don't think that people working in the service industry really have a so-called off-duty time, do you? It turns out that I can't run an amusement park with a bunch of lazy bugs like you!"

"What did you say (humo)?"

“It’s too long!”

"Little brat, do you need to be punished?"

However, Lin Yuanshan did not take the threat posed by the three mascots seriously at all.

Come to think of it, why are these people wearing doll costumes at the party?

Is your brain broken?

But never mind, just assume they have some weird habits.

"I heard from Isuzu that you seem to be very interested in being popular. So if you can complete my work,

In just two weeks, you will become one of the most famous mascots in all of Neon."

"Stop your big talk, little brat from outside!"

"That is, why would someone who can do such a thing come to our Gancheng (mi)?"

"You don't believe it, right? Well, let me prove it to you now. It only takes two hours of filming, and I promise to raise your popularity to a higher level!"

Lin Yuanshan had no intention of using violence to force the three mascots to surrender.

This time he did not master any violent skills. Although he had Chitanda's five senses enhancement as a foundation, he was good at defense but not offense.

The emperor of the dark world can be very powerful even if he enters the entertainment industry!

"Okay kid, let's start filming now (humo)! If you can't do it, pour me a drink and apologize!"

Lin Yuanshan agreed to this request.

With only two hours of filming time, it was certainly impossible to produce the complete version of "Moffru's Midnight Candy House" that he wanted.

He also had no intention of making the game on the spot.

At this time, Japan was not invaded by the short video algorithm next door, and was still in the pastoral period of the Internet.

So it is enough to make a short video promotional video in vertical screen.

However, when it came to filming, Lin Yuanshan discovered that the three people had some small deviations in their understanding of the characters in their script.

"Movrusan, your role here is to suddenly appear after the lights are turned off, so your facial expression can't be too ferocious! It's best to smile... No, I told you to smile but not to have a crooked mouth! And it's crooked like the Nike logo!"

“Macaron-san, since you are the first character to appear, you must make a splash, so you can’t make that expression like a minion in Fist of the North Star.

You are a villain, yes, but the villains in horror movies are invincible. You have to give people a sense of oppression, understand? A sense of oppression! "

"Finally, it's Tiramisu. Your sense of being a small fry is too obvious. This is a horror skit! Do you understand horror?

You give me the feeling that you are the villain in a Chinese online novel who is about to be slapped in the face by someone else's pretense in the next second. There is absolutely no way you can survive the next page!"

Tsk!

What's going on with these three!

Can’t you even do such a simple performance?

They are obviously people in suits, why do they have such rich expressions!

By the way, are Gan Cheng's suit skills so advanced? He can actually make such rich expressions!

It's just that he originally wanted to create a gloomy feeling through the uncanny valley effect of the leather suit.

Now I find that these three are totally unable to do it!

He had already wasted an hour and a half!

This kind of half-baked performance won’t go viral even in the form of a short video!

Apologizing myself is a small matter, but what if it affects subsequent plans?

No, as the Dark Emperor, what I’m best at is coming up with ideas!

There was only half an hour left, and the three mascots had rich expressions and were too much of a mess.

So what is the appropriate short video format that can produce qualified content within half an hour?

Lin Yuanshan suddenly had an idea.

A true director should know how to bring out the strengths of actors.

So, that evening, a short vertical video appeared in the promotional column on Gancheng’s homepage.

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"Snapped!"

"Hurry up and take your garbage and get out of Gancheng (mi)!"

Tiramisu's expression is arrogant yet not without its own small fish.

And Macaron, who echoed the side, interpreted the word "minion" to the extreme.

"That's right, Gancheng doesn't need a useless son-in-law like you!"

"This is a priceless antique, don't regret it (humo)!"

After being slapped, Mofuru fell to the ground with a ferocious expression. Everyone around him could feel the anger in his heart at a glance.

"Hahaha, this is hilarious (mi), what kind of regret can a useless son-in-law like you make us have in the future?"

"That's right. I, Young Master Macaron, am the richest man in Neon. How can you, a son-in-law of Gancheng, compare to me?"

"The Dragon King has arrived!!!"

"What, the Dragon King's Envoy? Come over here quickly (mi)!"

The mysterious Dragon King's messenger, with his face covered in a black robe, appeared amidst the crowd's welcome, and half-knelt down in front of Mofulu.

"The three-year period has come to an end, we respectfully invite the Dragon King to return!"

"What? Dragon........Dragon King (mi)!?"

"Humph~"

Mofuru stood up, his mouth twisted into the shape of a Nike logo.

The camera freezes here.

The short video ends.

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"Mr. Lin, why did you put that weird thing on Gancheng's homepage without permission? What if it affects the reputation of the amusement park?"

Isuzu seemed a little angry.

Lin Yuanshan asked back:

"Do you think the amusement park still has any reputation now? Besides, why don't you just look at the number of hits on the homepage today before you make any comments?"

Upon hearing this, Isuzu tried to open the amusement park's homepage.

But I found that I couldn't open it at all.

Because the server was overwhelmed.