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Lin Yuanshan covered his face and said:

"That's just a comic strip, don't you realize,

Isn't the cooking competition in that comic about who can cook better dishes, but about who can cook more lively dishes?"

Hayasaka Ai nodded upon hearing this:

"That seems to make sense. So you can just do the next best thing and make me a bowl of ramen. Is that something you can do?"

"People tend to get fat when they are lazy."

Although he said so, Lin Yuanshan still ran to boil some hot water.

He already had cup ramen with him, so he didn't have to buy it on the boat.

"Just spoil her."

Kaguya was using needle and thread to sew the button that had fallen off Rikka's clothes, and she made a comment about Hayasaka at the same time.

This guy has recently been trending towards the Drymono Woman direction.

"Well, you can be sure of my craftsmanship. Even if it falls from the Himalayas, the buttons will never fall off again."

"Kaguya-chan, don't say such terrible things..."

"Chitose, move aside for a moment. The water is very hot."

Lin Yuanshan walked over to get some water and motioned to Karasuma Chitose, who was doing a one-finger handstand, to move aside.

This guy is at the opposite end of the spectrum from Hayasaka and is a little too active.

"The ship will dock tomorrow. If it's Hawaii, there should be a lot of unusual seafood, right?"

Juuka said this while flipping through a travel magazine.

Lin Yuanshan shook his head:

"I'm not interested in those weird-looking seafood."

As we all know, seafood near the tropics is mostly strange and varied, and the difference between it and seafood in Japan is like the difference between seafood in China's South China Sea and seafood in the East China Sea.

"When you are alive, you have to keep trying new things. Besides, if you are close to the tropics, fruits should be cheap too!"

As we all know, fruits are considered luxury goods in Japan.

Because of the existence of this magical organization called the Agricultural Association, imported fruits in Japan are scarce and local fruits are extremely expensive.

Even watermelons are sold by gram, not to mention durian, which is the absolute best fruit.

Hawaii is located in the tropics and has convenient transportation. Although the prices are higher than those in a tourist city, the price of fruits is definitely cheaper than in Neon.

"That's right. If you want to eat fruit, you can eat fresh fruit as soon as you land."

So, after a day of waiting, the first thing everyone did when they got ashore was to go to the local market and buy a lot of tropical fruits.

Then, after eating a large amount of mangoes, Lin Yuanshan was sent to the hospital...

“Wuwuwu, Lin-san, please don’t die!!!”

"It's a very serious mango allergy, and because I ate too much, my entire respiratory tract is now blocked. In short, there's no hope."

“Wow wow wow, Lin Yuanshan, you died such a tragic death!”

[End of this special simulation]

[Potential life-threatening condition discovered: mango]

"So the cruise ship isn't the crisis, the mango is!"

"Why don't you just tell me that I'm allergic to mangoes!!!"

Because he lives in Neon, Lin Yuanshan has never eaten mango in his life.

I didn't expect that I would lose my life the first time I ate it...

"Lin-san, why are you so stunned? Is the cream hotpot not tasty?"

Shihua reminded the dazed Lin Yuanshan, but was mercilessly ridiculed:

"Is there anything about this thing that tastes good..."

"Oh yeah, so are we really going to Hawaii? I think Okinawa would be nice too..."

Rikka suggested.

Lin Yuanshan naturally followed the advice.

Because of the warm current, Okinawa is much warmer than the main island of Japan.

But since all Japanese people like to come here in winter, it is probably similar to Sanya in China.

When everyone arrived in Okinawa, they just wanted to stay in the hotel and play board games every day.

There is absolutely no desire to travel.

And in a place that Lin Yuanshan couldn't see,

Hayasaka Ai was holding a morning newspaper in the toilet. The headline on it was:

A female high school detective captured an international terrorist organization!

"Airu-chan, it's not that I don't want to help, but Lin Yuanshan is just a stubborn guy!"

"We agreed to go to Hawaii, why did it become Okinawa now?"

Chitanda Eru, who was meeting with the Prime Minister on the other end of the phone, was a little mad.

Although my fame is growing, I am getting further and further away from my goal!

"I can't help it. Next time, I will definitely give you a chance to play!"

By the way, in the last simulation, Chitanda missed the cruise ship flight due to traffic jam.

This time, Lin Yuanshan did not board the ship, but the butterfly effect caused Chitanda to just catch up with the departure time.

It can only be said that her inability to appear seems to have become a kind of causal law...

"Sister Qingshui, so the house renovation is almost finished? Why is it so fast?"

At the same time, Touka Takanashi suddenly received a call from Shimizu Nayotake.

In just two weeks, they had completed the preliminary renovation of their apartment, and the next step was to furnish the house.

Qingshui Mingyezhu called and wanted everyone to come up with a new name for the apartment.

"Why not call it Sakurasou? It's more conventional."

Kaguya made her own proposal.

Liuhua shook her head and said:

"This name is too common. It's easy to get confused when reporting a place name. I think it's better to call it Tokiwa-so."

"You and Lin-san are the only ones drawing comics here. It's too targeted. I think it would be better to call us Dai Shocker. It's simple and easy to remember."

Chitose suggested.

Just as Lin Yuanshan was about to complain, "How can it be easy to remember?"

But the audience said:

"This is a good name!"

"Seconded!"

“It’s very special!”

"What a genius idea!"

Where is the genius!

Why is the apartment building named "Daishock"?

It sounds like the lair of a dark evil organization!

I just want a cozy little home, not a cozy nest!

But despite all the ranting, his opinion doesn’t matter at all.

The final renovated apartment was officially named "Daxiuka".

Chapter 181: Goal: Meet the online lover in person!

[Name: Lin Yuanshan]

【属性：魅力7/10；体力5/10；智力7/10；道德＆￥＃@+？/10】

[Skills (only skills above level 3 are displayed):

R18 Comics Level 3 (Famous comic artist in the industry)

Cooking skill level 5 (state banquet chef)

Illustration drawing level 4 (well-known painter in the industry)

Comics lv5.1 (well-known cartoonist)

Lock picking level 3 (regional lock picking expert)

Light novel creation level 3 (Newcomer bounty award winner)

Dark Domination Level 4 (Evil Savior)

Dark Kingship Level 3 (Head of the Chaebol)

Fishing Level 4 (Capitalist Nemesis)

Camping lv3 (camping enthusiast)

Gambling Level 5 (Kakegurui)

Five senses enhancement level 5 (killing intention perception)

Weaving lv3 (Neon intangible cultural heritage inheritor)

Four-dimensional skirt (special skill)】

[You used 2 skill upgrade coupons to upgrade your lock picking skill from lv3 to lv5! ]

[Because of your talent, your lock picking skill has been increased by an additional level. You have obtained lock picking level 1! ]

I know that as long as it is a dark skill, improving it won’t be as difficult as comics or cooking!

For Lin Yuanshan, as long as there are enough upgrade coupons, the dark side skills can be upgraded to lvmax. This is the terrifying dominance of the emperor of the dark world in his own field.

[The object of this simulation: Tamaki Ako]

[Introduction to the simulated object: A game nerd, also known as a NEET, who is currently addicted to an online game called "Legendary Age"]

["Touka Kotori's Blessing" has taken effect, you have obtained the skill---Holy Light Silver Bullet lv4]

[You used Hayasaka Ai's blessing]

[You replaced Lock Picking lv6; Gambling lv5; Dark Emperor Studies lv3; Slacking lv4]

[You have obtained the following skills: Holy Lance Baptism lv7; Transparent Holy Light lv6; Ruthless Pursuit lv4; Zealous Bullet lv4]

[You used the blessing of the Great Cute God to temporarily upgrade the Holy Lance Baptism lv7 to lv8]

[Skill Rating: Everyone is mortal, and some people need a little help. ]

Fuck you! I'm here to fall in love, not to hunt down Thresh. Why do I need these inexplicable skills?

【Simulation starts】

[In order to solve the simulation object this time, you are ready to ---]

[1. If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen your tools. Before falling in love, make two powerful enough holy guns first.]

[2. Sneak into Tamaki Ayako's home secretly and impress her with your sincerity]

[3. Approaching Yazi through the online game "Legendary Era"]