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"Please don't speak like a dark organization executive! We are just an ordinary high school girl band!"

"But there is a large group of people who are not very knowledgeable about our current fans."

"Don't pay attention to those people. Anyway, someone has taken the initiative to invite us to perform abroad this time, so we're here to get your opinion first."

"Going abroad?"

Lin Yuanshan was a little confused. They hadn't even taken over the domestic market yet, so why were foreigners coming to them?

Could it be that strange reputation is causing trouble again?

"Yes, this time a mysterious rich man from the Middle East invited us to perform under the Twin Towers of the Federation. In addition to the ticket fees, we can also earn a very generous bonus. There is no reason to refuse, right?"

"Uh... let me think about it."

After Lin Yuanshan finished speaking, he hung up the phone temporarily.

Why are the oil guys so superstitious?

And even if you want to pray to God or Buddha, you don’t have to do it so crookedly!

What is this? Asking a band to cast a spell on the opponent?

Or is it to ensure the success of the operation and to give yourself peace of mind?

As someone who had simulated the performance once before, Lin Yuanshan certainly knew what would happen in this performance.

If this really happened, I'm afraid the reputation of the after-school tea party would be completely ruined.

but......

It seems as if there is salvation now.

Black and red are also red, Lin Yuanshan thought so and replayed the call.

He said to Sawako at the other end:

"You can go, but...

Need more money! "

Chapter 267: Fame spreads across the world

The band's visit to play at the Commonwealth was a big deal for most of the members of the after-school tea party.

Although Sawako is leading the team, this guy doesn't look very reliable.

Because of this, Qinbuki's family specially hired two bodyguards to be responsible for the band's safety during their trip to the Federation.

Then, these two bodyguards, unsurprisingly, came from the industries under the control of the JOJO Cult.

Because of its excessive firepower, the private security companies under the cult have been favored by major chaebols in recent years.

Compared to the beautiful bodyguards who can knock down a strong man in 30 seconds, the fierce firepower of the JOJO cult that can take out deadly force from all directions and beat suspicious objects into a hornet's nest,

It seems to be more reliable.

Moreover, they also have business in the federal government, so they don't have to worry about not being able to adapt to the local environment there.

Therefore, the two muscular men in sunglasses who were nominally sent to protect Kotobuki actually only obeyed Lin Yuanshan's orders after a short while.

In the religion of God, the commands of His Holiness are absolute.

Even the new generation of believers would never disobey his instructions.

This time he was going to the Federation, which was full of martial virtues. Lin Yuanshan still remembered what happened the last time he went to the Federation.

So he simply asked all band members to wear bulletproof vests and insert ceramic inserts on the day of the performance.

As a band, it is very normal for them to wear performance clothes in accordance with local customs.

After landing in the Federation, everyone was required to stay in the hotel before the show started.

This is not because we are worried that something might happen to them while walking on the street.

Although the public security in the Federation is in chaos, the place where they perform is the economic center here, so there is no need to worry about any real-life GTA.

But Lin Yuanshan knew that someone was going to do something to him. If he went out to meet people now, it would be difficult to explain if the CIA came to his door.

It would be better to just stay in the hotel and rehearse.

Others had no objection to this decision. The after-school tea party was a high school band.

I didn't have enough skills and physical strength, so in order not to show my weakness in the next performance,

They practiced so hard in the hotel that they had no time to go out shopping.

Until September 11, the day before the performance officially started,

They also rehearsed almost all night.

But when the performance started the next day, not even one-third of the stage was occupied.

Everyone in the band felt somewhat lost.

"Even so, we must give our all in today's performance!"

Tian Zhongli started the conversation for everyone.

“One day, we’re going to fill this place up!”

"Oh!"

The five of them put their hands together and pressed them down hard.

Then ran into the field.

After the opening words by Yui Hirasawa, the first song was the band's title song "Slippery Egg".

As soon as the prelude of this song sounded,

The audience's attention shifted from their phones to the stage.

Their originally listless eyes gradually widened, and then became round!

Not because the song touched their souls.

It was the Twin Towers that the band used as the background for their performance...

Blasted!

To be precise, it was hit by a plane.

The new audience in the Federation didn't know that the old fans from Japan had already prepared their Sigong Electronics high-definition cameras and took photos of the exploding World Trade Center.

Then, the air raid sirens sounded, and the band finished playing the song "Slippery Eggs" amid the sirens.

Then, unsurprisingly, the show was forced to end.

After bidding farewell to Tokyo Tower and Gundam Factory,

After school tea party sent off the Twin Towers at the Federal 911/ performance.

A terrorist attack is a terrorist attack.

Mysterious terrorists from the Middle East hijacked a plane and crashed it into the Twin Towers. To ensure the success of the operation, they even invited a band to perform a concert below, probably to pray for blessings...

After this performance, the after-school tea party was naturally investigated by the CIA.

But since there is really no connection, at most he is just a mascot invited to play gongs and drums.

This is like if a murderer kills someone, the police can't arrest the person who plays the suona at the funeral as well.

Especially since the band members are foreign guests after all.

But this matter is somewhat disgusting, so the after-school tea party was finally given an administrative penalty of being banned from entering the country for life.

Ironically, this gave many punk youths in the Federation an excuse to hold after-school tea parties.

This inexplicable trend has spread to Europe, so much so that when the demonstrators in the old revolutionary base of Paris threw Molotov cocktails at the police,

The song playing was actually "Slippery Egg".

Riding on this trend, after returning home in glory, a fearless publishing company invited the members of Afterschool Tea Party to record a set of albums.

The title song of the song is "Slippery Egg".

As soon as the album was released, it instantly ranked first among the hottest songs on the demolition site in Japan.

I heard that if there is a demolition site where they are going to tear down a temple or tomb, they will play "Slippery Egg" a few times first to calm the situation down, and it is particularly effective.

A week after the record came out.

"You ask us what we think?"

Facing an interview with members of the school newspaper's news club, Lin Yuanshan was somewhat speechless.

Now the band’s strange development direction is no longer something he can do.

Who would have thought that the first best-selling peripheral product of their own band would be a helmet!

Especially the signature helmets, they are all sold out.

When we were doing a small show again in the country a few days ago, it became the norm to see people coming to the front with various types of helmets.

What’s even worse is that some of them came in excavators and asked them to sign their names directly on the bucket!

"This is just like the Chinese song "Don't Look at Me as Just a Sheep" being ranked first among the execution songs for death row prisoners. How can I be happy about this?"

With this kind of situation, they would not be allowed to bring their musical instruments into any building taller than a person, let alone a martial arts hall.

I also heard that some scholars in Japan are even studying the impact of the frequency of human voices at after-school tea parties on tall buildings, and are preparing to publish a few papers.

"Anyway, it's definitely a good thing that our band's first album has topped the bestseller list for a week in a row!"

Sawako was very happy when she walked in.

She also couldn't have imagined that being an instructor for the light music club could be such a lucrative job.

However, she was able to have money to start a band when she was young, and her family was relatively well-off.

Although I can’t compare to this or that chaebol, at least I don’t have to worry about having no food or clothing.

Therefore, the band's sudden global popularity and skyrocketing revenue was not something that could make her feel lost.

Having said that, the band’s strange fortune is what really makes people feel lost.

After seeing off the interviewers from the school newspaper, the light music club continued their afternoon tea time.

The members were so busy with performances recently that they almost forgot about the work of the light music club.

Sitting down and drinking afternoon tea together is the original intention of forming this band.

As for future development, no one really takes it seriously. To put it simply, the band is targeting the Budokan.

In fact, except for Lin Yuanshan, they are all pretty indifferent.

Even Sawako sat down and had a cup of black tea first.

Lin Yuanshan has become quite calm now, so he decides to put aside the martial arts gym and other things for the time being.

"Speaking of which, there is an advertising endorsement recently. I wonder if you are interested?"

"Endorsing what? Musical instruments?"

"It's not much different from that..."

After saying that, Sawako took a sip of black tea, hesitating whether she should say it or not, but finally said:

“It’s an excavator.

A manufacturer of excavators came to us.”

Chapter 268: Shattered to pieces and cheered!

"Ahahahaha, cheers for the smashing of the pieces!!!"

"Boom!!!"

In the advertisement, Ritsu Tainaka and Yui Hirasawa drove a huge excavator and shoveled the stone pillar in the shape of the Statue of Liberty into two parts.

The broken facial expressions and extremely impactful images made this advertisement top the list of ghost animal materials on the Niconico website.