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Yotsuba arrived at the meeting place before Mayu and was sitting on the swing reading a book about anatomy.

He also held a surgical lancet in his hand.

"May, you're here? What's up with you? Let me make it clear in advance, no matter how much you ask, I can only give you one eyeball at most!"

"Well, it's not me..."

May said this and moved aside, revealing Lin Yuanshan behind him.

As soon as he appeared, a dark aura visibly spread from the four leaves.

"You're here. Come home with me."

As he spoke, Siye had a sharp hatchet in his hand without him noticing.

Seeing this, Wu Yue was terrified and quickly stood between the two of them, while shouting at Lin Yuanshan:

"You go first, I'll stop her!"

"Looks like I need to teach that thieving cat a lesson."

Yotsuba's mouth pulled out a scary smile like a broken doll, and raised the hatchet high up---

Chapter 26: Ruthless Iron Hands! Ha! Unrivaled Power!

The hatchet didn't chop down in the end.

Long before that, a hand had already clamped the knife tightly at the blade.

The blood flowed down the blade to the handle, and the sticky touch finally made Yotsuba slightly sober up from her broken state.

But what really woke her up was May's exclamation:

"What are you doing!"

Indeed, even the Dark Emperors of earlier years would not rely on flesh and blood to compete with steel.

As early as the era of cold weapons, humans had proved that iron-cast bladed weapons were very effective slaughtering tools.

"Bang---"

The hatchet fell to the ground.

Yotsuba hurriedly took out a handkerchief from her pocket:

"Sorry...I thought you would hide away!"

"I can dodge it, but May may not be able to. But don't worry, I'm fine, my fingers are not broken."

After a simple bandage to stop the bleeding, the three were finally able to calm down and have a normal conversation while sitting on the swing.

"So, after trying it, do you still think you can beat me?"

For most ordinary people, murder in the heat of the moment is easy.

Most shark cases are of this type.

The premeditated shark man committed the crime calmly after careful consideration.

There must be some deep-rooted hatred for this to work.

However, we have to exclude people like Lin Yuanshan who have natural antisocial tendencies.

Serial sharks don't need to think about these things, just be happy.

Yotsuba shook her head, obviously not yet completely recovered from the emotion she just experienced.

"If you really want to kill a shark, you shouldn't use a slash, it would be more efficient to stab it."

Lin Yuanshan said this and gestured to his heart.

"Don't mention this again! I didn't mean to kill you, I just wanted to teach you a lesson!"

"What lesson?"

"A lesson for being a playboy! Who told you to..."

"I just want to bring happiness to all five of you at the same time. Is there anything wrong with that?"

"In short...it's just wrong. Even the law won't allow it!"

"Law? You mean Neon law?"

The emperor's instigation, start!

"When you five sisters were struggling to make ends meet and four of you were forced to drop out of school, did the law protect you?"

"Or, after Nino and Miku's store was targeted by the Yakuza, Neon's legal guardians showed up and protected them?"

"When you were working three jobs and were about to die from overwork, did the law protect you?"

"Let me tell you, Yotsuba, in Neon, the law never protects the poor. On the contrary, if you encounter the Yakuza or the chaebol one day, you will find that the law is on their side in court."

“So, in my world, laws have no meaning, only the results are important, and if it can allow the five of you to be happy at the same time, I will trample on anything that stands in my way.

Laws and morals are just useless fig leaves. "

To be fair, Yotsuba, who does the most odd jobs, is also the one who is most exposed to the dark side of Japanese society.

In addition, she had been a fishing expert for a period of time, which made her darker than before.

So when Lin Yuanshan said this, she inexplicably felt a slight sense of identification in her heart.

Only May, who was standing next to him, said in confusion:

"Has Nino's store been targeted by the Yakuza before? When?"

"To be precise, the Yakuza didn't target the store, but the two of them themselves."

"Eh eh eh???"

"Don't worry, I've got it sorted out."

As Lin Yuanshan spoke, he revealed a hearty smile, as if he was talking about insignificant memories from his student days.

Because she didn't know the details, May could only nod her head. The so-called solution,

Did he call the police?

Well, that must be the case.

But Siye knew a little about what happened back then, and after connecting with the previous news,

I suddenly understood what Lin Yuanshan had done for the two sisters.

I am just talking about dismembering people with sharks.

The guy in front of me might actually do that.

Although those who died were villains who should have gone to hell long ago, this kind of thing is still a bit far from normal people's lives.

Facing Siye, Lin Yuanshan just made a gesture to keep quiet, indicating her not to point it out.

So, this is a secret that belongs directly to the two of us?

handle?

"In short, I will treat you five sisters equally and fairly, this applies to you and others as well.

Even if you kill me, I won't change. "

There was something of a trick in Lin Yuanshan's words.

But Siye was at a loss. Was she really going to divide him?

Seeing that Yotsuba was hesitating, May took the initiative to extend her hand and said:

"Yoto, come over to our side, okay?"

In ancient Chinese legends, people who are eaten by tigers will turn into beings called ghosts.

For Siye at the moment, May is undoubtedly the accomplice of the evil tiger Lin Yuanshan.

It’s a pity that the initial favorability was too high, and Yotsuba was eventually bewitched.

"Forget it, but if you dare to treat others badly, I will really break up with you!"

Yotsuba stretched out her hand and took the initiative to clap hands with May.

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OK! Now that we have the four leaves, the next step is...

Lin Yuanshan was just getting excited when the roar of a motorcycle suddenly came from not far away.

A knight in black leather drove in from the darkness and pulled him onto the back seat.

"You can't hurt him while I'm here!"

The knight only left these words, and then took Lin Yuanshan away with the roaring engine.

Only Yotsuba and Mayu were left staring at each other in bewilderment.

That person just now...

Is it Nino?

On the highway, Erno was driving very fast, so fast that even the King of Hell would call him an expert.

Along the way, Lin Yuanshan called out to her again and again, but she ignored him.

The two headed towards the mountain and finally stopped in the middle of a mountain road.

Looking down from here, the lights in the city are shining like stars.

"Are you tired of playing, Nino?"

“This is not a joke!”

Nino took off his helmet and continued:

"Run away with me, Lin Yuanshan, let's go to a place where no one knows and start over.

We will open another coffee shop, you will be the manager, and then..."

"I promise you, we will find a small island with pleasant scenery, open a cafe, build a B&B, and do business with tourists on weekdays."

Erno didn't expect Lin Yuanshan to agree so readily.

After a while, he reacted:

"Are you going to invite other people to join you?"

"Of course."

"you!"

Nino was very upset for a while, then he said:

"You know, love is an extremely delicate thing. It's not enough for five people to share!"

"Mine is fine. The emperor's love is like the sea of ​​stars!"

"It's simply unreasonable!"

Chapter 27: Miss Nino, you don’t want only your sisters to be toyed with, do you?

"Why don't you think about it from another angle?"

When faced with diehards, the emperor still has ways to make them submit.

"If the other four sisters left Tokyo with me and lived a shameless life, and you were the only one left here alone,

You don’t want this kind of thing to happen, do you? "

"Gu---"

Upon hearing this, Nino showed an expression like a female knight trapped in a goblin's nest.

"Anyway, you don't want to be the only one with the other four sisters being toyed with by me, right, Miss Nino!"

"You! Stop bragging. Apart from me, who else among the sisters would like a black-bellied man like you?"