There is something wrong with my dating simulator

[Finally, under your coercion and inducement, all five sisters surrendered obediently]

[In addition to the traditional Japanese Asian-style, they also have a little bit of PUA skills]

[After all, if you want modern people to accept feudal values, you must first make some mental distortions]

[After that, you found a beautiful island and obtained the ownership of the land through trickery and robbery]

[The original resort project on the island was also taken over by you]

[On the island, you built your own harem of quintuplets]

[That small island also has a resounding name in the legends of the locals---"Hougong Island"]

[You and five sisters got married on the island, and you were each other’s witnesses]

[On your wedding night, you drank a liter of energy supplements to successfully subdue the five sisters]

[Local people say that the owner of Hougong Island is two meters tall, has three hearts and six lungs, and is a super genetically modified warrior of the Federation who has undergone 19 implant surgeries. The thing around his waist is like a pitch-black fire dragon and must be tied around his waist when not in use.]

[Therefore, under the introduction of the guide, tourists often complain that your life is too radical]

[This simulation ends]

[Simulated settlement: ＆*%*@＃%￥＆%@]

[Simulation evaluation: Wait, don't worry, the bug has been fixed soon! ]

No, is this bug so difficult to fix?

I just want to get a skill like [Video Game Level 1],

Is it so difficult?

Is my gaming ability cursed?

[I told you to be patient! Bang, bang, bang! For old things like this, you can just pat them! ]

The simulator's prompt sounds became more and more violent, and you could hear the sound of slapping something.

No, although I don't know the specific structure, it is not a CRT TV.

What good can a pat do?

[No, I think there must be a bad connection! ]

You are just a simulator, don’t you have a circuit?

[Lin Yuanshan, I need your help. The simulator needs to be plugged in and run.]

What do you mean? I don’t understand.

[It means that you need to start the simulation again, but the simulator's ability to grab objects is broken, so you can only pick from the previous objects]

[However, in the bug world, due to different experiences, previous partners have become somewhat ambiguous, and some have even undergone major changes in personality. I hope you are prepared.]

[Although I don't require you to succeed in the strategy, I hope you can try your best to make them happy while I'm fixing the bugs]

I can work for you, but after I finish the job, I want to [Video Game lv1]

【make a deal! 】

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Having reached an agreement with the simulator, Lin Yuanshan was not in a hurry to start the simulation.

Since he was choosing from among the previously simulated subjects, he naturally had to do some homework.

The order of the bug world is more broken than the normal neon world.

The four major chaebols basically occupy the dominant ecological niche in Japan, and even the prime minister is just their mouthpiece.

In real Japan, the Prime Minister can greatly restrict the power of the chaebols, and can even bring down a chaebol if he is really angry.

It's just that most prime ministers are unwilling to do that kind of thing.

In the bug world line, the Japanese government has completely become a dog of the chaebol, and the Federation does not care about it.

The policy towards Neon is similar to that of an empire in a certain game.

The Federation doesn't care how well you, the lord, rule. All you need to do is to provide regular transfusions to the Federation.

It can be said that the neon there is already showing a trend towards cyberpunk.

Lin Yuanshan would not find it strange when Tokyo is renamed Night City.

Therefore, when choosing a simulation object, try to be cautious.

Otherwise, based on his state in the simulation, what would he do if he was stimulated and went berserk?

He himself couldn't be sure.

So, in the bug world line, the character of the person you choose to simulate should be as gentle as possible.

At the same time, you must have a certain degree of autonomy so that you can control me when I go crazy.

Moreover, your three views must be correct and cannot be led astray by me.

Lin Yuanshan returned to Dashocker and began to screen among his simulation objects.

First, he set his sights on the muscular superman Karasuma Chitose.

"Qian Sui, if one day this world becomes so dark that there is no hope for salvation, what will you do?"

"The end of the world?"

"No, it's just that part of the order has collapsed. The law and system can no longer give you a sense of security. What will you choose to do?"

"I?"

Chitose said as he swallowed the meat bun he had just bought in one gulp.

"I haven't thought about this. Anyway, if anything dares to stand in my way, can't I just kick it away?"

"But what if you no longer have such strong physical abilities?"

"Then just practice again!"

Okay, it's confirmed, this guy's brain is all muscle,

Start with someone else.

After skipping Karasuma Chitose, Lin Yuanshan found Rikka again.

"Master Craftsman, why are you staring at me?"

Rikka... forget it, she's too naive.

He went to Shihua again.

Looking at her busy in the restaurant, I finally decided not to disturb her.

As for Juuka, maybe?

Just as an alternative first.

Then there was Mrs. Shimizu. Although he couldn't see her, Lin Yuanshan subconsciously gave up this option.

Her emotions are so heavy!

Then find her daughter, Kaguya who has not appeared for a long time.

"Kaguya, if one day you become a lady like Hayasaka, but your family is full of enemies, what will you do?"

"At that time, I would probably ask Lin-san for help."

"What are you talking about?"

Hayasaka suddenly interrupted.

"It just so happens that you are here, Hayasaka. If one day, you become Kaguya's maid, and you face the bloody storm of the big family together,

What would you choose without me?"

"As for me, I would probably try to help Kaguya snatch all the property!"

"Well... at this time, trying to bring down the family is a better option, right?"

The two gave completely different answers.

But this also served as a reminder to Lin Yuanshan.

Their family backgrounds are too complicated, and choosing them would mean fighting another high-intensity chaebol war.

If you have a choice, don't start with them.

If there are three remaining Dark Four Heavenly Kings,

Chitanda's family is relatively harmonious, but it is still inevitably affected.

Eriri's reasons are similar, but if foreign guests are involved, the situation may become more complicated.

Finally, there is Shima Rin. Her grandfather always makes people worry that he will be involved in some big conspiracy.

Therefore, the most reliable option at the moment should be Shihua!

【Simulation starts】

[Current simulation object: Yamada Fairy]

No, I chose Shihua!

[There are bugs, do you think you can still choose by yourself? 】

Chapter 30 The Landlady

[Your skill --- the blessing of the Great Cute God is temporarily unavailable]

【Your skills...】

A series of system prompts told Lin Yuanshan that the skill set that used to be very useful was no longer available.

But are skills such inconvenient things?

Even without the combination of character skills, he is still the invincible dark emperor.

In other words, as things have developed to this day, skills like Imperial Studies and Lockpicking may not be worse than the skills gained through brushing.

By the way, the object of simulation this time is a fairy...

Although this guy has some strange habits, he is actually a pretty normal person.

To deal with her, maybe all I have to do is pursue her normally?

Anyway, let’s go check on Goblin-san’s situation first.

Thinking of this, Lin Yuanshan, who had just entered the simulation, skillfully turned on the mobile network.

I entered the pen name "Yamada Fairy".

Yes, actually Yamada Fairy is not that guy’s real name, it’s just a pen name.

I found her personal account on the web, which is different from the real one.

In this timeline, Yamada Fairy is still a light novel writer.

But the work did not sell well.

It seems that he has just passed the life and death line of a light novel writer, just like Lin Yuanshan in the first simulation.

This level is just enough to maintain food and clothing.

It is worth mentioning that this time, Yamada Fairy really got the illustrations of "Eromanga Sensei".

It's a pity that the Eromanga teacher in this dimension is also a weakened version,

His works look like quick-made products coming off an assembly line.

So, with their arguably “exceptional” talents, how did they end up in this situation?

It is difficult to learn more through the Internet.

So let’s use the old method.

Eavesdropping, start!

The address of Yamada Fairy was found through the positioning of the simulator.