There is something wrong with my dating simulator

"Hey, Touka-san, Rikka and I are going to the family restaurant first, and we'll come see you after you get off work."

Although Shihua was a little surprised on the other end of the phone, Lin Yuanshan seemed to have a better relationship with his sister.

But no objection was raised.

When she heard that it was indeed her sister's voice on the phone, Rikka was completely relieved.

Lin Yuanshan put down the phone, showing a confident smile that only second-round players have, and said:

"Let's go to the family restaurant."

At the same time, in the family restaurant that had been booked, Yamada Fairy was looking at his watch irritably.

It's already fifteen minutes past the scheduled time, why hasn't that guy arrived yet!

It was almost twenty minutes later that Lin Yuanshan and Liuhua finally arrived.

"Why is there another person?"

When she saw the Yamada fairy, Rikka subconsciously shrank behind Lin Yuanshan, probably because she felt that this person was difficult to get along with.

"This is Toumori Sanae's master, how come you don't know her?"

"What? A thunder hammer user?"

Upon hearing this, Yamada the Fairy called Touma. Five minutes later, Touma, with her twin ponytails turned into a twin-propeller helicopter, appeared in the family restaurant.

"Master, I'm here to protect you!"

After saying that, she headbutted Lin Yuanshan in the chest, almost breaking his ribs.

Fortunately, the Dark Emperor has been through hundreds of battles, and even though he has lost almost all of his skills, his body is still strong.

After all the dust has settled.

"This is what happened. This kid's sister is my senior at work. She has something else to do, so she's staying with me temporarily."

Upon hearing this, the Yamada Fairy raised his eyebrows and said:

"You've already won the rookie bounty award, why do you still want to work?"

"The bonus hasn't been paid out yet. As you can see, I don't really have much money at the moment, so Eromanga-sensei's illustration rights are very important to me."

"Please don't use moral blackmail. I've seen your work and it's really of a high standard."

At this point, Yamada Fairy changed the subject and said:

"However, compared to me, you're still a bit far behind. It's not commercial enough and is closer to pure literature. This kind of thing won't sell, so it's just a waste of time for Eromanga-sensei to work with you."

When Lin Yuanshan heard her say this, he knew that the next step would be another bet on sales.

It's already the second week, there's no need to waste time on this kind of thing.

"Since Tu Shou is here and she is your friend, why don't you let her see whose work is better? If even your own friends don't support you, you can always face the gap, right?"

"Are you crazy? The Thunder Hammer Master is a huge fan of my novels. There's no way he would stand on your side!"

"But if even she betrays you, it means that you are indeed not as good as me. How about giving the rights to Eromanga-sensei's illustrations to me?"

Overhearing their conversation, Yuki Nagato, who was sitting next to them and pretending to be a passerby, was drinking an expensive tea that she would never drink normally.

While I was confused.

Lin Yuanshan and Toumori Sanae just met for the first time, why do they seem so confident?

Chapter 3: Harem Ending Speedrun ()

Could it be that he and Toumori had met in private when he wasn't paying attention?

"That won't work. What if you and the Thunder Hammer Master have already made an agreement in private?"

"Wind Fairy, you don't trust me enough! That's why I went to the Evil King to sign a familiar contract. There is no bond between you and me anymore!"

When Toumori saw that the Yamada fairy didn't trust him, he immediately became angry.

But the point that Yamada Fairy focused on was a little strange.

"That kid's name is 'Evil King True Eyes'? That's a really good name."

When Rikka heard that, the ahoge on her head shone brightly.

But she soon returned to normal, but she still felt a little uncomfortable around strangers.

"What's the big deal? I'm still a dark blaster."

It’s a pity that Lin Yuanshan’s “Salt Explosion” skill is gone, otherwise he would have scared them to death if he used it.

"Anyway, if you don't even trust Toumo, then you can just pull a random passerby here, right?"

"That's not necessary. Just use the Thunder Hammer. I think her personality is not something you can buy."

Lin Yuanshan nodded.

"My manuscript is saved on my phone. What about you? Do you want to go back and get it?"

The Yamada Fairy said so.

Lin Yuanshan replied:

"I have an electronic version here, too. By the way, the work I gave out in the Newcomer Award is only a part of the whole piece. The real name of this work is "Unlucky Pop Doesn't Smile"."

"No matter what your name is, I can't lose!"

Then, two hours later.

Toumori Sanae and Rikka finished reading their manuscripts at the same time.

At this moment, Rikka's ahoge was flashing like a satellite antenna, as if it had received the correct radio waves.

The situation of Tu Shou is similar.

"Although I am reluctant to admit it, the work of the fairy is indeed not as good as that of the Black Explosion User. There is an insurmountable barrier between the two."

"Wait, did I hear you right? There's no way that stream-of-consciousness stuff can compare to my new work!"

What Yamada Fairy didn't know was that the "Unlucky Pop Doesn't Smile" in front of him was derived from the manga of the same name in Rikka's simulation.

And this comic, Toumo also contributed a considerable part of the inspiration,

So it was not unfair for Yamada Fairy to lose.

"Now that things have come to this, you don't want to deny it, right? Toumoru is your friend, isn't he?"

The Yamada Fairy glared at Lin Yuanshan fiercely and said:

"Then I'll give this work to you for now, and we'll see you in the next one!"

"Wait, don't leave yet. Actually, if you insist on having the rights to Eromanga-sensei's illustrations, I can give them to you.

But I have already won over you in terms of the quality of my work, so you can’t just not show your appreciation, right?”

Upon hearing this, the Yamada Fairy showed a strange look and said:

"You don't want money, do you?"

"No, not the money, but your 'house'."

"what?"

She had never heard such an outrageous request in her life.

However, Lin Yuanshan then went on to explain the dilemma that Liuhua was facing.

After hearing this, Yamada Fairy fell into deep self-doubt.

People whose lives are too smooth will inevitably develop an inexplicable sense of guilt after learning about the tragic experiences of others.

“So, if this guy wants to get rid of his mother, her sister must have a fixed long-term residence in Tokyo, and Fairy-san, you are the one who can help them!

As long as you, as the landlord, can sign a relatively low-cost long-term lease agreement with her, things will be much easier. "

As a best-selling author, Yamada Yoji has a house in Tokyo.

And it’s a big villa, and it was even purchased in full.

"You are asking for something like that! I'm not some hero from a novel. There's no need for me to help a total stranger like this!"

"It's just a long-term lease agreement. I'm not really moving into your house. Besides, there's an exchange of interests. Didn't I transfer the rights to Eromanga-sensei's illustrations to you?"

"That kind of thing is just a joke. It doesn't count! If I wanted to, I could just bypass you and go to Eromanga-sensei alone. Compared to a newbie like you, she..."

When the Yamada fairy said this, he suddenly found that Toumoru on the opposite side was looking at him with eyes as if he was looking at non-burnable garbage.

"Ahem, others may do so, but I, the Yamada Fairy, always keep my promises."

She quickly changed her words and continued:

"Okay, I'll help you with this."

For her, her family was extremely wealthy, and her novel sales were high.

Even the money for a villa is nothing to her, let alone a long-term lease agreement.

"Then it's a deal. Tomorrow, I'll ask Shihua to come over and sign the agreement."

"Don't bother, just fax it to me."

It seems that he feels that talking to you face to face is like being a benefactor, so in order to avoid embarrassment,

She directly proposed to solve the problem online, fully demonstrating her trust in Lin Yuanshan.

The main thing is that there is also the relationship between the convex guard and the convex guard.

In fact, Toumori Sanae's family conditions are also very good, but she is too young and has no fixed assets of her own.

Yamada Yaoji was able to fully control his own royalties, so Lin Yuanshan regarded him as "someone he could turn to for help."

After Yamada Fairy and Toumori Sanae left, because it was still some time before Touka got off work, Rikka and Lin Yuanshan just sat opposite each other and waited for time to pass.

During this time, Rikka's ahoge flickered several times, but she was unable to speak in the end.

Even Nagato Yuki, who was sitting next to her, was a little anxious.

I don't mean anything else, I just feel anxious.

"Don't be so reserved. For the Yamada Fairy, this is really just a small favor. In fact, I was planning to ask her to transfer the house to you. However, that might require some unconventional means, and I'm afraid 'someone' would not agree."

Yuki Nagato, who pretended to be a passerby and had already refilled her cup seven times, was regarded as a difficult customer by the staff of the family restaurant.

At this time, he bit the straw that had been deformed beyond recognition.

The so-called unconventional means are probably fraud or blackmail, right?

"Anyway, don't worry about anything. Just live a good life with Touka."

"I...don't know your name yet."

"Black Explosion."

"I meant... my real name."

Liuhua didn't dare to look Lin Yuanshan in the eye. When she said this, her voice was as soft as a silver needle falling to the ground.

"Well... my name is Lin Yuanshan, but you seem to be very interested in light novels. Why don't you learn to paint from me?"

"???"

Rikka's ahoge hair curved into a question mark shape.

"Just kidding, I just think you might have more talent in the comics field, but you don't know it yourself.

Anyway, if you want to learn and want to share some of the financial pressure for Shihua, you can come to me."

"Then I will call you...Grand...Master Craftsman from now on?"

Chapter 5: Harem Ending Speedrun ()

Shihua's long-term lease was signed that morning.

Afterwards, because it was a formal legal procedure, the law firm solemnly guaranteed that

I will be able to get custody of Rikka within the next month.

Of course, the main reason why things went so smoothly was because Rikka's mother did not appear in court at all.