There is something wrong with my dating simulator

[Because she doesn't know how to smoke, she can only light a cigarette, and she gets choked by the smoke]

[The cell phone lying nearby shows what she searched for: how to breed a comatose bull]

[Obviously, she succeeded]

[“Ahem, Senior, I will take responsibility.”]

[You sat on the bed in the hotel without saying a word, lost in thought...]

[Things are finally back on track, but I still feel like something is wrong...]

[Where did the problem begin? ]

[Forget it]

[Karasuma Chitose becomes your lover, current available simulation times +3]

[You and Karasuma Chitose officially announced their marriage. For most idols, this is undoubtedly a death sentence for their careers.]

[But it has no effect on a muscle demon king like Karasuma Chitose]

[She can be said to have no fans, or all of Japan is her fan]

[On the wedding day, most of the Japanese entertainment industry sent their blessings]

[Karasuma Chitose's parents are your witnesses]

[After marriage, Karasuma Chitose's career was not affected. Even after giving birth to nine children, she was still able to fight.]

[You are often criticized by Karasuma Chitose's best friend Shibasaki Manyo for having an intense married life]

[One day after marriage, you were cooking when you heard Karasuma Chitose read out a piece of news: "A young woman died of hypothermia while camping alone in the mountains in winter."

"If you like camping, then wilderness survival skills should be important, right?"

"Yeah, but keeping warm is more important than anything else. Real camping is not like filming "Man vs. Wild." Just be well prepared."

You nodded, as if you had taken it to heart. 】

[Karasuma Chitose's passion for the screen continued until she was sixty years old. Because of your care for her health over the years, her later life was not troubled by injuries.]

[You spent a happy life together in the fights and quarrels]

[This simulation ends]

[You have dedicated a wonderful life to Karasuma Chitose. Since the subject of this simulation does not have any major psychological trauma, the special simulation cannot be started.]

[You thus get an additional +20 simulations]

[Simulated evaluation: The girl just wanted to touch a fish, but you let her embark on the Shura path...]

[Simulation Settlement: You have obtained the signature skill of the simulation object - Slacking Level 4; you have obtained a Skill Upgrade Card*1]

[This issue's simulated store:

Character Card: Doraemon (Price 1000000)

Love Item: Succubus Transformation Array (Price 100000)

Ancient Martial Arts Secret Book: Tathagata Palm First Style Buddha Light Appears (Price 10000)

Special props: a bracelet made of relics from a high monk (priced at 1)]

What kind of love tool is the Succubus Transformation Circle?

But forget it, I can’t afford it anyway.

The last relic bracelet seems to be somewhat useful.

I killed too many people in the simulation, so it would be nice to buy it to add some merit.

[You purchased a special item: a bracelet of relics from a high-level monk]

The bracelet on your hand is as smooth as jade, making you want to play with it.

[You have folded a circle of the relic bracelet, merit +1]

"Good! This prop is good!"

Lin Yuanshan felt that this thing was the most useful thing he had simulated so far!

Sleeping can be much more peaceful!

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"Lin Yuanshan, I will blast you apart!!!"

Karasuma Chitose woke up from a nightmare while talking in her sleep.

The same nightmare has been haunting her lately.

In her dream, a demon named "Lin Yuanshan" always did indescribable things to her.

Various plays, such as jeep rushing into the face, wooden sword combo, boxing duel...

Am I some kind of masochist?

Thinking of this, she then opened her phone and surfed the Internet to relieve her anxiety.

However, I unexpectedly found a discussion thread titled "Urban Tales - Devilish Demons" on the forum.

There's even a section dedicated to it.

Because this is a real-name forum, you can see that the moderator's name is "Izumi Sagiri".

I am still a junior high school student.

The first post on the forum is:

[Succubus dream hypothesis]

The moderator Izumi Sagiri first described in detail how a male succubus named "Lin Yuanshan" invaded her dreams.

Then, some suggestions for relief were given based on various black magic studies.

The second post was from a well-known writer named "Yamada Fairy":

[The succubus seemed to have called me! 】

The name of the poster of the third post was blocked, and it seems that some permission was used:

[The succubus disguised herself as my brother and tried to control my mind! ]

Chapter 3: Camping : The Call of the Wild

Seeing that there were many victims, Karasuma Chitose quickly registered and posted:

[The succubus played all kinds of tricks on me, trying to turn me into a muscular monster]

......

When Rikka Takanashi returned home, she saw her sister holding a copy of "The Complete Book of Black Magic" and studying it carefully.

There was silence for a moment...

"That... Saint Conditioner..."

"A guest left it here. I thought it was interesting so I took it to have a look."

However, when Rikka Takanashi looked at the densely packed excerpts on the book, it didn't look like she was just "just looking at it casually".

But Rikka Takanashi didn't dare to say much.

Recently, Saint Adjuster has been in a bad mood because she failed the exam.

To offend her again at this time would be like dancing on her grave.

......

Karasuma Chitose is probably the easiest heroine that Lin Yuanshan has conquered.

The specific reason can probably be explained by the fact that her family is relatively happy.

Therefore, apart from the fact that he is a bit of a nerd, he does not have any major character flaws.

The simulation had just been completed when the editor called to urge us.

It is said that this time "Flame Fist" has received a great response, and the editorial department has received more razor blades than in the whole of last year.

So he finally got the chance to serialize in the main issue of "Jump".

He used the Skill +1 card without hesitation.

[Your skill---Comic Level 3 breakthrough to Level 4! ]

But weekly magazines are not as good as monthly magazines after all. Many cartoonists who are the best in monthly magazines are exposed in weekly magazines.

Although the comic work of "Bojibopo Don't Smile" has basically been transferred to Rikka, it does not mean that he can completely let it go.

In that case, why not consider getting an extra assistant?

Thinking this way, Lin Yuanshan posted the recruitment requirements on the Internet.

In fact, Kaguya Shimizu is a good candidate, but she has to take care of her family's coffee shop business after school, so she doesn't have much time.

This guy Touma is too unreliable and can easily lead his comics to a dead end.

However, Lin Yuanshan could only find part-time assistants at this salary.

It's probably the level of an average high school student's art department.

The working hours Lin Yuanshan offered were just after school, but he preferred to recruit boys.

If nothing else, "Jump" is a boy's comic, so the sensibility of the male assistant would be more useful.

However, after a whole day of posting, only one high school girl named Usami Mizuki contacted him.

Think again about finding an assistant.

I don’t have any inspiration at the moment, so I might as well start another simulation, maybe I can get some useful plots from it.

【Simulation starts】

[Simulation object: Shima Rin]

[Brief introduction of the simulated object: a girl who enjoys solitude and whose hobby is winter camping]

["Touka Kotori's Blessing" has taken effect. You have acquired the skill --- Field Medical Level 4 (Field Hospital First Aid Master)]

I was surprised. I actually got a useful skill this time. Could it be that the relic took effect?

Then keep up the good work!

[You circling the relic, merit +1]

[You used Hayasaka Ai's blessing]

This time you don't need to change the skills that come with it, so just change the slacking level 4 together, and still change 4 skills.

[You have acquired the following skills: Wilderness Survival lv5; Jungle Guerrilla lv5; Trap Setting lv4; Gunpowder Weapon Making lv4]

It's still the same as always!

You want me to go to some tropical rain forest to fight guerrilla warfare!!!

[You used the blessing of the Great Cute God to temporarily upgrade the wilderness survival level 5 to level 6]

However, since the target likes camping, these skills cannot be said to be completely useless.

[You just entered the simulation and you are somewhat unable to adapt to the peaceful atmosphere around you. This is probably the so-called sequelae of war.]

Where did you go to fight? Hey!

[You are going to the hospital to get some medicine to cure the headache caused by the shell crater]

You're getting too immersed in the role, hurry up and get down to business!

[You finally remembered that you still have to achieve your goal this time]

[So you went to the supermarket and bought a lot of milk and red bean bread]

[You rented a residential building opposite the target and took out the telescope...]

This is a crime!

[You remember that you seem to have a skill, so you use the blessing of the Yamada fairy on the target of this simulation --- Shima Rin]