There is something wrong with my dating simulator

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Last time, Shima Rin was able to deal with the awkward prank crew simply by sleepwalking. In order for her to successfully recover her memory, she must be treated even more harshly.

But after the incident at Lake Motosu, Shima Rin had no plans for a second camping trip in the short term, so the prompt in the simulator stayed at

You are thinking dark thoughts.

Don’t you have an endless supply of dark ideas?

In reality, Lin Yuanshan threw the salt heavily to the ground.

Today is the weekend. Ever since I got the 4th level of Slacking Off, for some reason, my progress on the comics has slowed down.

But Lin Yuanshan is somewhat obsessed with this feeling of not doing his job.

It just so happened that Rikka didn't go to cram school today, and Kaguya's coffee shop was also under renovation.

He simply called Tuo Shou over, and the four of them gathered at home to play an exciting game of flying chess.

However, Toumo took out a box of something with a mysterious outer packaging and said:

"This is a unique piece (death) obtained from a certain game company!"

"Ah, I've heard of this. Rumor has it that the design was too radical and was taken off the shelves due to complaints from PTA. I didn't expect you to be able to buy it!"

It’s hard to imagine that the person who said this was Kaguya.

Could it be that this thing was very popular at the time?

"Why does the master craftsman look like he has never heard of it?"

Rikka actually knew that too?

"So what is this?"

"Sada Sanji's Extreme Life of Sugoroku!"

Three people said at the same time.

"How can a game of Sogoroku label itself as 'extreme'?"

"Also, who is that Sada Sanji?"

Lin Yuanshan couldn't help but complain.

But even though he felt there were many flaws, at the strong request of the three people, he still changed the flying chess to double six chess.

This game of Sogoroku added some elements of group running at the beginning of the game, which was the first time Lin Yuanshan had encountered it.

According to the "Sada Sanji Rulebook", you need to make initial settings for your character at the beginning of the game.

But compared to traditional group game cards, this part of the setting is all done by dice.

The character setting simplifies the important factors that determine a person's life into three attributes, namely:

Physical fitness, mobility, and morality.

Physical constitution determines a person’s health (if it returns to zero, the person will die), action determines the success or failure of things, and morality determines the direction of development of things.

The upper limit of each attribute is one hundred.

林远山用骰子摇出来的属性是：体质（99/100）；行动力（99/100）；道德（9/100）.

"Wow, Master Craftsman, according to the skill book, your attributes have reached the level of 'Muscle Superman'!"

While flipping through the rule book, Liuhua couldn't help but sigh at Lin Yuanshan's luck.

Kaguya turned to the page on moral attributes:

"But what's up with this pathetic moral attribute?"

According to the rule book, if your morality is below 30, you will be more likely to succumb to temptation and go down a bad path.

If the moral value is below 10, there is only one adjective to describe it: born evil.

"It's completely different from the real you."

Kaguya couldn't help but say.

她得到的属性是：体质（50/100）；行动力（80/100）；道德（75/100），

She is a young lady with poor health.

六花则是：体质（75/100）；行动力（75/100）；道德（75/100），

It is a relatively comprehensive polygonal fighter.

凸守则是：体质（99/100）；行动力（9/100）;道德（99/100），

It's a hopeless idiot character.

"What's wrong with this dice? Is it filled with lead? It's so easy to get into extreme situations!"

But despite all his complaints, Lin Yuanshan actually thought this thing was more interesting than he had imagined.

It reminded him of the dating simulation he was still running.

Then let’s continue playing.

The setting requires that the player with the highest mobility goes first.

Naturally, he was the first to act.

The chess piece took its first step onto the square called "enrollment".

According to the rule book, the "enrollment" here will assign different majors according to the player's attribute values.

According to Lin Yuanshan's attributes, the school he was assigned to was...

Prison University.

"Where does this kind of school exist?"

Lin Yuanshan threw the salt to the ground.

He went to jail at the beginning, no wonder this double six chess game was taken off the shelves!

"Ahem, Mr. Lin, it's just a game, don't take it seriously. Besides, the rule book says that you can still do skill learning tests even in prison!"

Kaguya comforted Lin Yuanshan.

Whatever you can learn in prison, I have tasted it in the simulator!

My Dark Emperor character started from there!

Of course, he couldn't say this.

A dice that can only perform skill checks silently.

There are two dice in total.

One roll for morality, one roll for ability.

The result of the moral dice is (99/100), a huge failure!

The result of the ability dice is (1/100), an amazing success!

"Ding... Ding Dong, congratulations, Master Craftsman, you have learned a very advanced skill in prison - robbing... robbing a bank! The effect is that when you are short of money, you can get a large sum of money from the bank unconditionally... Wow, so... so envious!"

It's just a game, why are you looking at me with such pity, Rikka?

You can't be taking it seriously!

Lin Yuanshan complained fiercely in his heart, but there was no reaction on his face.

Next, Rikka entered an art school based on her attribute values, Kaguya entered a prestigious high school, and Touma went straight into society to work because she failed the exam.

"It's my turn again. I'm actually a little curious about what else this thing can do for me!"

Lin Yuanshan gritted his teeth and took the next step.

After graduating from school, it is natural to enter society.

The rule book assigns each person a module based on their performance in school.

And Lin Yuanshan was assigned to... "Novice Robber".

He took his first step in life as a professional bank robber.

"There is an old Chinese saying that goes, 'There are 360 professions and every profession has its own top talent.' Well, Mr. Lin, it's not a bad thing to accept your fate."

Kaguya advised.

"Robber is definitely not one of the 360 professions! No, I can't play this anymore!"

Lin Yuanshan felt that he was about to trigger the primitive fear in the simulator.

Some of you here may not know how horrible things he has done in the simulation!

On the other side, where he hadn't noticed,

Three girls were secretly communicating on their smartphones under the table:

"So you must be mistaken, Kaguya-san. How could the Master Craftsman be the evil male succubus described on that forum?"

"But don't you have memories too, Rikka?"

"Tomomori also has memories! In the dream, Tomomori was chopped into two pieces by Bakuen using a chainsaw!"

"But won't we be discovered if we use loaded dice to stimulate the master craftsman?"

"It's okay. From my observation, Mr. Lin is surprisingly not on guard against the girls around him! If the description on the forum is correct, today might be the day for him to show his true colors!"

Chapter 71: The much-anticipated daily chapter is always soul-stirring!

"Wow, I got a job as an artist at a game company, and the illustrations I drew were very popular overseas! I got a big bonus, I'm so happy!"

"Wow (good reading), I developed a new bank robbery model, which greatly optimized the industry's fighting style. I robbed three local banks in succession, shot and killed dozens of police officers, and obtained countless cash. I am so happy (good reading)!"

As Lin Yuanshan spoke, the light in his eyes had already disappeared.

On the other side, a trio was communicating secretly.

Rikka: Aren’t we being too cruel to the Master Craftsman? He seems to have been broken!

Kaguya: You can't feel sympathy at this time, Rikka. You have seen horror movies, right? The shark maniacs in the movies all take advantage of the sympathy of ordinary people to commit crimes!

Tu Shou: I second the motion (death)!

"It's my turn again. Let me see the next step. Ah, it's time to get married. I have to randomly establish marriage relationships with several other players."

As Lin Yuanshan said this, he was about to shake the dice.

"Wait!!!"*2

"This... Be careful at times like this!"

Kaguya said, giving the remaining two people a look.

Secret communication message board ---

Kaguya: In order to test the true face of the demon, I will feed the tiger with my own body!

Rikka: Eh? Is it so scary to marry a master craftsman? Actually, I...

Tu Shou: I second the motion (death)!

Kaguya: Who are you seconding?

In the end, Kaguya relied on her momentum to win the right to marry Lin Yuanshan.

"I always feel like you guys are hiding something from me."

Lin Yuanshan said as he took the "special marriage dice" from Kaguya.