It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

"Is it Sumireko who gave me the massage?"

"Of course not, I'm just a receptionist. But Yukiko who's doing the massage is a great beauty, and unlike me who uses someone else's body, her body is the real deal."

Sumireko said in a seductive tone.

"Forget it then. I fell in love with Sumireko at first sight and have loved her ever since."

Liu Zheng said sincerely.

"Hate it, Zheng-chan is really good at talking. You've made my fake heart beat so fast."

Sumireko said, covering her face.

"Really? I don't believe it unless you let me feel it."

He said, holding out his hand.

"Not now, at least you need to take a shower first. I don't mind you, but if you stay at the door any longer, the boss will come out and kick you out."

Jinzi held down Liu Zheng's evil hand.

"What a shame. Then please ask Sumireko to help me arrange it."

Liu Zheng said regretfully.

"The package price is 150 yuan, but in your case, the bathroom will definitely be reserved, and it will cost you 3,000 yuan."

"But there aren't many people here right now, so I'll just charge you a cleaning fee of one thousand dollars."

Sumireko threw a wink.

"Will the boss make things difficult for you if you do this?"

he asked with concern.

"Don't worry, I'm a veteran employee, and this is still within my authority."

Sumireko said sweetly.

"Jinzi is so nice. How could I have met such a nice woman like Jinzi in this cold and indifferent metropolis?"

"It's a pity that I don't have much money with me today, otherwise I would have booked the entire bathhouse, and we could be frank and talk all day and night."

Liu Zheng said with emotion.

"Then you must remember this next time."

There was a strange flash in Jinzi's eyes, and then she spoke gently.

"No problem, next time I will definitely bring all my belongings, just to make you smile."

He said firmly.

"This is Zheng-chan's card. It has the corresponding number on it. After entering the locker room, find the corresponding locker. Everything is inside."

"Do you need me to explain the bathing process?"

Sumireko asked.

"No need for the usual ones. Are there any special precautions?"

Liu Zheng had also been to a Japanese bath and knew the basic procedures.

"Let me think about it. If Zheng-chan sees the shrine, remember to clap three times, bow three times, and then put some money in the shrine."

Sumireko said.

"How much?"

"It depends on your own wishes. The gods in the shrine are not fixed. If you encounter a greedy god, it will show an angry look, so you can just put more."

Sumireko said.

"Okay, any more?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Also, if you encounter someone with tattoos coming in, you should take the initiative to make room for them. Try not to make eye contact with them, don't show any strangeness, and never provoke them."

Sumireko said again.

"What if they insist on pestering me?"

"Then you can only compete with them in momentum. If you have any amazing deeds, you can tell them, but they must be true."

Sumireko reminded.

"Okay. Anything else?"

“No more.”

Sumireko shook her head.

"Then I'll go in and take a shower. Sumireko, please wait for me to come out."

Liu Zheng gave her a doting look, lifted the curtain of the men's locker room and walked in.

The curtain fell, separating the two worlds indoors and outdoors.

"Do you want to start?"

A voice sounded inside Sumireko's bathrobe.

"No, wait until he brings more money next time."

Sumireko said expressionlessly.

"it is good."

The voices fell silent, and Sumireko walked back behind the counter, a business smile on her face again.

Chapter 167 Money Can Make God Grind

Liu Zheng entered the men's locker room.

The space inside is quite large, and all the cabinets are old-fashioned wooden cabinets, with some signs of moisture.

If it were in reality, he would probably just turn around and leave.

How dare you charge him a thousand dollars for this? Wouldn't it be better to just go and find out in the Cadillac owners group?

Well, don’t get me wrong, Liu Zheng doesn’t have a Cadillac, and he joined the group for work.

But in the Mets, he had little choice.

Compared to the outrageous price of one hundred thousand yuan for a shower using a fire hydrant, one thousand yuan for a happy bath for the elderly seems pretty good.

"8808."

Liu Zheng looked at the cards in his hand, searching for the one that belonged to him in rows and rows of cabinets.

Soon, he found the target in the southeast corner.

I used the key to open the cabinet door, and there was nothing else inside, just a bottle of something that looked like shampoo.

Liu Zheng picked it up and saw that it was clearly written on it: “Super Strong Deodorant and Stain Remover”.

He looked down and saw neither ingredient list nor production date, only a line of small print.

It is corrosive, pregnant women and people with weak skin should use it with caution!!!

"Ah."

It's still the same weird and Metropolitan style hint as always.

After taking off all his clothes and putting his belongings into the system space, Liu Zheng picked up the deodorant and walked towards the shower area.

After passing through a small corridor, we arrived at a preparation area.

To the left is the bathing area, and to the right is the shower area.

There are a lot of toiletries such as bath towels, towels, slippers, etc. piled here, and there is no one to watch over them, so you have to use them yourself.

Since his hooves were non-slip, he didn't change into slippers, but simply picked up a few towels and headed for the shower area.

The shower area was separated by curtains which was a nice touch.

Liu Zheng has also been to some old-fashioned bathhouses, where shower heads were standing there in rows, with white water visible in full view.

As a young person of the new era, it is still quite embarrassing.

He chose the innermost compartment and turned on the faucet to flush.

The water volume was large and the temperature was high, but thanks to the insulation from the outer shell, Liu Zheng just felt comfortable.

He picked up the shampoo next to him, and this time it was even more excessive, without even any instructions.

But he was used to it, so he unscrewed the bottle cap and poured it on his head.

Anyway, I've paid the cleaning fee, so I might as well use it.

However, Liu Zheng poured a bottle and rubbed it for a long time, but not even a bubble appeared on the seaweed head.

Now, this ordinary shampoo can't clean the shit on his head.

He tried the shower gel again, with the same result.

Liu Zheng finally faced reality and sprayed himself with the "super strong deodorant and stain remover".

Streams of thick blue liquid sprayed onto his body, and immediately smoke began to sizzle.

The surface of the area that came into contact with the liquid gradually melted away, revealing the flesh and blood underneath.

Then the flesh and blood were corroded and turned into charred charcoal.

"Hiss, that's really exciting."

Liu Zheng continued to spray deodorant while baring his teeth.

By the time he had used up the entire bottle of deodorant, his entire body had grown back into a new state.

Open the valve and flush away the remaining rotten flesh on your body.

Liu Zheng tried it with the shampoo he took from the side, and this time there were finally bubbles.

"I should have used a boning knife to peel the skin myself."

He couldn't help but complain.

You don't have to spend so much money on renting a car and hiring a driver, and spend extra on cleaning fees and tips.

But no matter what, he probably couldn't get rid of the stench without this bottle of deodorant.

After taking a comfortable shower, Liu Zheng dried his body, blew his seaweed hair dry, and returned to the preparation area.

Putting on a bath towel, he walked through the passage to the bathing area.

To his surprise, the bathing area was outdoors and it was a natural hot spring.

Liu Zheng could even smell a slight smell of sulfur in the air.

And there was no one in the hot spring pool right now, which meant he could enjoy it all to himself.

Then it seems that spending the thousand dollars is not such a waste.

Liu Zheng looked around and did not find the shrine that the cows and horses had mentioned, but he found that the water was quite deep.

So he walked to the edge of the bathing pool, jumped into the hot spring with a diving posture, and splashed large amounts of water.

"Hahaha."

This act of returning to childhood innocence made him feel happy and he couldn't help laughing.

But when Liu Zheng raised his head from the water, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Because he discovered that a shrine was floating on the water not far away, looking at him.

"Gan!"

I knew that there was no such good thing.

Liu Zheng was looking at the statue in the shrine, and the statue seemed to be looking at him as well.

The image of the deity is an old man holding a sea bream in his arms and a fishing rod.

He wore a tall, squid-like hat and a hunting suit such as only nobles wore.