He nodded rapidly.
"Since you have also been harmed by it, let it go this time. You can leave now."
The shopkeeper glanced at him and lowered his gun.
"That matter of buying pornographic magazines."
Liu Zheng asked tentatively.
"Don't even think about it! I'd rather burn all those magazines than sell them to cattle or horses."
The shop owner's voice suddenly rose.
"Get out of here, or I'll shoot you."
The gun was raised again.
"If I can't buy the pornographic magazines, I'll be dead if I go back. Shop owner, please be kind and sell me some. The price is negotiable."
He clasped his hands together and pleaded.
"Humph, this is not a question of price, it's a question of dignity!"
"Then how can you make up for the damage to your dignity?"
Liu Zheng humbly asked for advice.
"Take this pen and write down everything on the cows and horses."
The owner pulled out a large marker and a booklet from the cabinet.
"Can I see what's inside?"
he asked.
"Sure, 1000."
The owner said.
"Bought."
Liu Zheng paid the money and took the booklet.
The booklet was very thin, with only two or three pages, and the cover had four big bold words written on it: "Collection of Dirty Words".
Just as he was about to flip it open, the item introduction popped up.
"Wow, this is actually an item."
Liu Zheng was surprised. This was probably the cheapest item he had ever bought.
"Name: Dirty Words"
"Type: Props"
“Quality: Excellent”
"Effect: When used, targeted swear words will appear based on the target's race."
"Note: Anyone who is on the line with me will lose his mother within three seconds. As for his father, he would have been ejected along with his brains long ago."
“Can I take out a copy? No.”
"Sigh~"
Liu Zheng took a breath of cold air.
This thing can be called a suicide bomb.
With this thing, who would be willing to not use it when scolding others?
But once it is used, even the smallest matter will turn into a life-and-death struggle.
“I can’t do this.”
he said regretfully.
No matter how familiar the cattle and horses are with him, they will not indulge them endlessly, even if he gives them money.
According to Liu Zheng's observation, this guy actually has a strong self-esteem and a strong sense of racial identity.
Otherwise, why would it insist on finding cows and horses as relatives and looking for cows and horses as wives?
Does race really matter to these strange residents?
And considering the strength of cattle and horses, how much help can their fellow tribesmen really give them?
"Then there's nothing we can do. Just go."
The owner waved his hand.
"Shopkeeper, please be more flexible. Even though I am like this, I am still a well-known person in the metropolis. If you have any troubles, you can tell me. Maybe I can help you solve it."
Liu Zheng did not give up.
"you?"
The shopkeeper looked at him carefully.
"If I want to eat shabu-shabu someday, you can really help me solve it."
The shop owner scoffed.
"It's not impossible."
He shrugged.
Anyway, I just got tortured by a white-feathered chicken, so a few more cuts won’t make a difference.
"Unfortunately, I don't want to eat now."
"Cut it first and keep it aside. After all, it's quite troublesome for me to come out once. What if you want to eat it and I'm not here, right?"
Liu Zheng patiently and persuadingly said.
"Why do I feel like you're even more perverted than that bastard Niuma?"
The shopkeeper frowned.
"That's far from enough. I've only learned a little bit of what Niu Ma Da Lao did."
he said humbly.
"I think you'll become its boss sooner or later. Well, if you really want to buy it, I can give you a chance, but you'll have to bear the consequences."
The owner said.
"You say."
"I got a bunch of books, but they're locked, and it costs more to unlock them than to buy them. So, I'm going to brute force them."
The owner said.
"What's the brute force method?"
Liu Zheng said in a flattering manner.
"Just use other information flows to offset the information flows that make up the lock and break the lock."
"What do you mean by other information streams?"
"Your consciousness."
The owner said.
"Shopkeeper, don't be fooled by my appearance. I am actually just a human being. I have limited knowledge and a weak will. I am afraid I can't handle the big task."
He gave up decisively.
The wear and tear of consciousness cannot trigger "rebirth of flesh and blood".
"If you can't break through, at least you can break through a crack. Don't underestimate yourself. Your will is not weak at all."
The shop owner's words seemed to have a hidden meaning.
Liu Zheng didn't know whether he was talking about his soul or spiritual attributes. Anyway, the latter was indeed not low with the bonus of the legendary vest.
“So if I don’t feel right halfway through, can I exit the hedge?”
he asked.
"Sure. What good would it do me if you died here?"
"I don't know. But if I die here, it will be very bad for you, the owner."
Liu Zheng said.
"Oh? Then tell me, what's wrong with me?"
The shop owner asked nonchalantly.
"First of all, Niuma still has more than 100,000 yuan in advance payment from me. If I die, it won't get it."
He said.
The owner's expression changed slightly.
"Secondly, the Extreme Flavor Group still relies on me to help them organize the competition. If I die, they will have no chance of turning things around."
The owner's face changed again.
"Again, Dr. Nile is still waiting for me to find medicine for his daughter's brain. If I die, his daughter will be an idiot for the rest of her life."
The owner's face changed drastically.
"You are so familiar with Doctor Nile?"
He asked in doubt.
Nile's clinic is the cheapest and best clinic in the area, and it is also the clinic he often goes to.
If he offended Doctor Nile, not only would his medical expenses double, but he would also offend other people.
"Doctor Nile is just a marginal figure in my network. I haven't finished talking yet, can you please stop interrupting me?"
Liu Zheng said dissatisfiedly.
"You said it, you said it."
"I also have a female friend who can get people out of the City Hall Police Department. She invited me to attend the salon dance tonight as her male partner. If I can't show up on time, do you think she will vent her anger on others?"
He emphasized the word "female".
The owner immediately dropped the double-barreled shotgun to the ground, fearing that it might go off accidentally.
"Come on, young man, would you like some grilled sausage? Pure meat."
He took out a black pepper sausage and handed it to Liu Zheng, saying with a smile.
"How dare you give me sausages of this quality?"
Liu Zheng said proudly.
"So what kind do you want to eat?"
The shop owner said, suppressing his anger.
"I want pure starch, no meat in it."
Chapter 182: Surrounded by bikinis is not necessarily heaven
"Then wait a moment."
The owner said helplessly.
Then he squatted down and searched for a long time, and finally found a corn sausage.
"Want to grill it?"
the shopkeeper asked.
"No need, just give it to me."
Liu Zheng said generously.
I took the corn sausage, but there was no introduction to the item.
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