It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

"Half and half."

Liu Zheng sighed.

If you can withstand the five virtues, you will be rewarded; if you cannot, you will be punished.

As for him now, he is neither of them and can only be considered as being tortured.

"Would you like some painkillers?"

"Okay."

Liu Zheng said while rubbing his temple.

Although his pain was mainly on the spiritual level, it would be nice if the physical pain could be relieved a little.

Then he saw Niuma take out half a bottle of vodka from the cabinet.

"Here, strong painkillers."

Niuma said seriously.

"You should drink it yourself, big man."

Liu Zheng declined expressionlessly.

Under normal circumstances, he wouldn't mind using alcohol as an anesthetic.

But I'm going to a dinner party soon, so it's better not to do anything stupid.

Speaking of which, it seems like the time is almost up.

He looked at his cell phone and called the Big White Goose.

"Big brother, please come over and put some makeup on me."

Liu Zheng said respectfully.

"sure."

The big white goose agreed readily and quickly knocked on the door of the lounge.

"Boss?"

He opened the door and looked at the cows and horses.

"No, I'm more comfortable staying outside."

The big white goose shook its head.

"OK then."

Liu Zheng is quick to accept advice.

"What style of makeup do you want?"

The big white goose asked as he opened the suitcase.

"What style?"

He was lost in thought.

"Just a plain and ordinary style, preferably one that no one can even notice my existence."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.

"Then your request is not low."

The big white goose said.

"why?"

Liu Zheng asked in confusion.

"A black goat kid half-blood like you who has heard the gospel is as obvious as a single hair on a bald man's head."

"I believe in your skills, Big Brother."

He offered a flattering blow.

"You can do it, but are you sure this is what your female companion wants?"

The big white goose said slowly.

"what?"

"For such an important dance, no female would want her male partner to look shabby."

The big white goose said.

"This"

Liu Zheng fell into deep thought.

Indeed, he did not take into account the novelist's thoughts.

Moreover, for someone who even Si Xue is wary of, the makeup skills of the big white goose would hardly be of any use.

"Then you decide what to do, Big Brother."

Liu Zheng simply gave the choice to the big white goose.

"Cunning boy."

The big white goose nodded at him, but didn't seem angry.

"So what dance are you going to?"

it asked.

"It's the Writers' Association's salon ball."

"Writers Association"

The big white goose thought for a while and said.

"Then I'll give you a steamy Bungou style."

"can."

Liu Zheng doesn’t understand what the steam literary style is, but he trusts the judgment of professionals.

"Let me clean your face first."

The big white goose took out the face washer that it had used last time from the box and spit in his face again.

After it rolled the facial cleanser around Liu Zheng's face, his originally dusty face immediately became cleaner than a new one.

After cleansing the face, the next step is to conceal the concealer. After completing the basic steps, the White Goose will begin targeted construction.

First, it used a box of bone ash powder to thicken Liu Zheng's facial bones, and then used pliers to lengthen his face into a rectangular shape.

Then, it used a small chisel to break Liu Zheng's eye sockets, and then used glue to mold a deeper eye socket.

Then the bridge of the nose, ears, top of the skull, and forehead.

The big white goose was slightly adjusted in almost every place, and Liu Zheng felt that it was not makeup, but sculpture.

"Okay, come on, look in the mirror."

The big white goose took out a small mirror and said.

The mirror was only the size of a palm, but when Liu Zheng looked inside, he saw a clear and proportional face.

It was hard to describe how he felt when he saw the face inside.

It cannot be said that he has become a completely different person. From the overall feeling, he still looks like himself.

But his temperament has changed a lot, becoming more mature, confident, resolute, and a little melancholy and restrained.

But this hint of melancholy and restraint was just right. It did not weaken the external vitality, but instead made Liu Zheng full of sexual tension.

Despite his face being full of inhuman elements, he gave one the feeling of watching those gentlemen in old European and American movies.

"Big Brother's makeup skills are amazing."

Liu Zheng said admiringly.

In reality, there is a term called "high-end face", which is used to describe some people's looks that are recognizable and very photogenic. Even if their acting skills are not that good, just standing there can enhance the quality of the movie.

This kind of "high-end face" is extremely rare, and even fewer in this era of aesthetic degradation.

But if the big white goose could go to the real world, it could mass-customize this kind of "high-end face" and improve the aesthetic taste of the entire world on its own.

It’s a pity that I can’t go.

"Don't be so quick to praise me, it's not over yet. Take off your clothes."

The big white goose said.

"Ah? What for?"

"Of course I'm going to correct your shape."

The big white goose said kindly, holding a bone saw in one hand and a bone file in the other.

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"Okay, take another look."

The big white goose shook off the blood and minced meat from the bone saw and put it into the box.

Liu Zheng looked at himself in the mirror and almost didn't recognize himself.

The tentacles are still the same four tentacles, and the hooves are still the same two hooves, but the growths on the body have been cut off, the deformed bones and muscles have been corrected, and the "regeneration of flesh and blood" has not been triggered.

Although the inhuman features are still obvious, it does not give people the negative feeling of evil, weirdness, and disgust as before. Instead, it has a sunny, classical, and healthy beauty.

It's like a statue of King David mixed with a black goat kid.

Liu Zheng feels that with his current image, if he were to act in a fantasy movie in real life, he would definitely be able to gain a group of fans and other people.

"It's a masterpiece of nature."

He said sincerely.

"If you want to retire in a bloody restaurant, you must have some hard skills."

The big white goose was also very satisfied with his work this time, and was rarely modest.

"Oh, by the way, there's another good thing, do you want it?"

It blinked at Liu Zheng.

"What good stuff?"

he asked curiously.

"This is it."

The big white goose grabbed a toad with a pink back covered with juicy pustules from the suitcase.

"As long as you apply a little of its pus on your body, all people of the opposite sex will be attracted to you. If you apply enough, even people of the same sex will not be able to resist your charm."

"What if you eat it?"

I don't know when the cows and horses came over.

"Then all living things will be subject to your hormones."

The big white goose said proudly.

"Ahem, no need. It's fine like this."

Liu Zheng quickly waved his tentacles.

Are you kidding? He wished he could be invisible at the party, so how could he use something that would attract attention?

Besides, if he really dared to use this to attract other women, the novelist would probably kill him first.

"Ahem, Big Brother, I want to go to the dance too."

Niuma said, licking his face.

"Okay, ten thousand a drop."

The big white goose said.