About the time I was picked up and adopted by Tallulah

Orson didn't even have time to yell why he was so unlucky. He put the empty tray in his arms and turned around to give it to Luda.

However, Queen Mother Kai reached out and grabbed Orson's shoulder to prevent him from escaping.

"Miss, could you please turn around?"

——Help, Miss Platinum…!!

Orson desperately sent signals to Platinum.

"Don't worry, I'm recording it."

Platinum simply threw the task aside and started to concentrate 1000% on watching the show.

——This slacking salary bastard thief!!

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61. Shocking Cat's First Year

"Miss, could you please turn around?"

The moment Kal'tsit's arm was placed on his shoulder, the ticker tape in Orson's mind suddenly went into full speed.

The first thing Orson thought of was the scene where Kal'tsit took a picture of him and then posted the picture on Rhodes Island's internal network with a look of disgust on her face.

Then I saw myself being pointed at by a group of people, saying, "This guy is actually a crossdresser, so disgusting! What a joke, I want to vomit!"

Then, everyone deserted him, and everyone looked at him with disappointment, like he was trash. After that, everyone in the Reunion Movement, Rhodes Island, and even Rosemary the Kitten, would pinch their noses and pack him up and throw him into the incinerator.

In the end, only Ino, who had become even more excited for some reason, was left to accompany him.

Isn't this future too terrifying?!

Of course, there could be another situation. After Kal'tsit discovered her "cross-dressing fetish", she did not expose it on the spot. After all, the Queen Mother of Rhodes Island prefers to guide everything to the degree of maximizing her own interests.

Queen Mother Kal'tsit used her photo as a threat, and in order to avoid social death, she could only humiliate herself and become Miss Lynx's dog, waiting 3 hours a day to cook for Kal'tsit, serve tea and water, and from time to time be forced to serve her thick and big thing (referring to Montr)...

"Are you okay?"

Kal'tsit seemed a little suspicious about the fact that the "maid" in front of her suddenly froze in place, so she took the initiative to go around to the front of Orson.

Orson was frightened by Kal'tsit's actions, but now the two were face to face and there was no chance of escape.

Now that things have come to this, I only have one last trick left...! That is the most taboo, the one Orson doesn't want to use at all, a last-ditch fight!

Orson gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. Damn it, I'm going to die anyway, so I might as well fight!

At the moment their eyes met—

"Oh, I hadn't noticed before, but now it seems you're a lovely, intellectually beautiful Miss Filin. So, is there anything you need? Is it something about that?"

Orson stretched out his right hand to push the wig back, and while looking at Kal'tsit calmly, he said lines that seemed to be harassment from O.

This is Orson’s last trick: pretend to be a female Tong!

After all, no matter how familiar they look, as long as their personalities are too different, it is difficult for ordinary people to connect the dots.

No matter what, Orson is a tough guy who has come through mountains of corpses and rivers of blood. When faced with a life-and-death situation, Orson still withstood the panic that was sweeping over him.

He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his long white silk gloves and smiled at Kal'tsit with the thought of 'giving it a go'.

"...No, I'm a doctor. I just felt that something was wrong with you. And - you have a familiar aura to me."

Kal'tsit stared at Orson's face, frowning slightly as she observed the 'woman' in front of her.

Because of the colored contact lenses and the golden wig that partially obscured her facial features, Kal'tsit didn't seem to recognize Orson's true identity.

And it was obvious that Kal'tsit was also a little confused by the "maid's" blatant statement revealing her sexual orientation.

It seemed like she was fooled, but it was obvious that if this was a game, the "doubt tank" on Kal'tsit's head was basically rising at a speed visible to the naked eye, and she had to continue to do something!

"That's a bit outdated as a chat-up line, sir. But I don't mind your proactive nature."

In the face of despair, Orson awakened his golden spirit of living in the face of death. Instead of fleeing, he took the initiative to attack Kal'tsit!

"This isn't flirting—I'm sorry to interrupt you. I don't think my sense of déjà vu is wrong. If you don't mind, can I contact you after the party?"

"Haha, you just said you weren't trying to flirt, but you're clearly an impatient kitten. Of course I'll gladly accept your invitation. You must be the manager of some big company, right? I'm confident I can serve someone as high and mighty as you and spend an unforgettable night for both of us~"

Orson decided to let go and pretend to be a lace maid and became addicted to it.

Orson put on an expectant look, and by the way, he stretched out his finger to gently touch the tip of Kal'tsit's nose, trying his best to make his smile less bitter.

"...No, just pretend I didn't say anything. I must have recognized the wrong person."

What surprised Orson was that his set of random punches actually worked. Kal'tsit gave up trying to find out why this "maid" seemed so familiar to her. Instead, she turned her head away and kept her distance, intending to leave this maid in a panic and embarrassment.

"Are you leaving? Are you really not going to leave your phone number, rich princess?"

"Please allow me to leave."

Kal'tsit nodded seriously and ran away. After confirming that the other party had really been fooled by him, Orson himself blinked in disbelief.

"Very good acting, Orson. Have you considered dressing up as a woman more often in the future? By the way, I just recorded your performance of Nutong in 4K 144FPS mode."

Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, Bai Jin's voice came from the headphones.

"Don't record it!? Aren't you here to complete a mission?!"

After hearing what Platinum said, Orson immediately broke down and turned back to his original appearance.

While complaining, Orson himself was actually a little curious. Logically, Kal'tsit should be able to recognize him easily, but judging from the reaction of the green cat head, she didn't seem to be pretending not to recognize him.

The only explanation is that Kal'tsit has now completely distinguished "Orson" and "Doctor" as two different existences.

She no longer traced back to the illusions and regrets of the past, and regarded Orson as the real "Orson".

Of course, what Orson didn't know was that after Kal'tsit left, the green cat-head ran to the bathroom to wash his face, which was extremely rare.

"Hmm...what's going on with that maid?"

Kal'tsit really didn't recognize Orson, and because of this, she became extremely troubled.

--I had actually felt a 'certain desire' for that frivolous and indecent blonde maid just then? What was this? Was there something wrong with my brain? Had I taken the wrong medicine?

Kal'tsit took out the stimulant potion she often took from her pocket. After confirming that it was not a reagent that could change the hormones and sexual orientation in the body, her doubts became even greater.

While Klothir is often the first person that comes to mind when people mention 'Rhode Island's top science girl,' most people forget that a certain green cat-headed woman is also a dedicated science girl who has spent nearly 200 years in laboratories across various countries without a single romantic experience.

I met Nutong——Nutong invited me hehehe——I actually felt an attitude of approval in an instant——

...Is there something wrong with my sexual orientation?

The conclusion drawn after a wave of logical deduction made Kal'tsit even more confused.

The turmoil caused by this incident was far more than that. In the end, Orson had to dress up as a woman again for "psychological counseling", which eventually caused unrest in the entire Rhodes Island.

Of course, that's all for later.

After sending Kal'tsit away and letting the green cat head fall into a vortex of self-doubt, the banquet was finally about to enter the formal speech session.

"Miss Platinum, everyone is gathering in the hall. The jousting knights and dignitaries you asked me to observe have already taken their seats. If we want to take action, now is the best time."

Although the shame had made Orson almost want to find a hole to crawl into and hide in his hands, he still had to maintain professional ethics.

Even though she had been repeatedly checking whether the "dress" really covered her cold brother perfectly, even though she had been smiling politely and avoiding contact with men while serving various customers, Orson still completed the task assigned to her by Platinum.

"Got it. That's a huge help. If I can't find time soon, my storage will probably be full."

Platinum's scattered voice came from the other end of the intercom.

"So what exactly did you film?!"

Orson complained cautiously, and at the same time confirmed that Platinum was a 100% purebred fun-loving demon.

62. Honey Trap

"This year's banquet was also very successful. Thank you for your hard work."

"Don't say that, Boss. It's just my job."

In the room behind the main banquet hall, Platinum's target of this mission, the business spy of the Red Wine Newspaper Industry, nodded to an executive, sent the other person away, and then sat down on a chair in the room alone.

The man pulled out a Red Wine Newspaper from the drawer. The front page contained news published by the National Council, defining the Infected Knights as a 'violent terrorist organization'.

"—"

The man seemed to notice something. He put down the newspaper and took out a short crossbow from the drawer beside him, but his eyes were only on the drawer for a moment. When he moved his eyes back, the figure of a pure white Kuranta girl suddenly appeared in the originally empty room.

"Are you going to use that thing to resist?"

Bai Jin asked in a lazy tone, while confirming that there was no alarm system or camera in the room.

"The Platinum Throne... I never thought I was worthy of being personally eliminated by a being like you. It seems my actions were indeed effective in some sense."

After confirming the identity of the girl before him, the corporate spy gave up all resistance. He threw the short crossbow aside, showing no fear or attempting to escape. He simply sat calmly in his chair, waiting for the end.

"The Chamber of Commerce doesn't allow illegal internal competition. Who is your connecting company, the Mieszko Group?"

Bai Jin sighed and asked the other party according to the procedure, while nocking the arrow on the string and aiming at the man.

"Corporate? You think I'm a corporate spy?"

The man, who had been calm in the face of adversity, frowned after hearing these two words. He seemed to be thinking about something and soon got the answer.

"You have lost the trust of the No-Head Alliance and the Merchant Union, Platinum Lord."

"Those guys must have been fed up with young guys like me who are just slacking off."

Bai Jin shrugged, but the corporate spy took a storage medium from his neck and inserted it into the laptop.

"Looking for help? It's useless. My companions are monitoring the banquet."

"You have a companion? Can you trust that guy?"

The man ignored Bai Jin and asked instead.

"He's trustworthy... Wait—what? Since you're being pestered by a man, why not just fencing with him? It's okay, the anorectal department is covered by medical insurance. Hmm? The signal is not so good suddenly, I'll hang up first."

Bai Jin was halfway through his speech when he heard a call from Orson. After a few words of small talk, Bai Jin muted the headphones on his ears while saying "I can't hear clearly", and then looked back at the mission target in front of him.

"...Is it really trustworthy?"

The man stared at Bai Jin and asked questions.

"Forget it. At this point, I don't have the capital to ask for anything more. Go on."

The man unplugged the USB drive from the computer and threw it to Bai Jin.

"This thing was originally set to automatically destroy, but I just extended the timer by 24 hours. The contents inside may not be of any use to you, but perhaps they can help you a little."

"Is this a bribe? You and I have absolutely no common ground."

Bai Jin took the USB drive without even looking at it, and put it into his pocket as if it were a mint candy.

"No, if you were abandoned by the Merchant Guild/Unclasped Alliance, then our factions are the same—perhaps you will understand this soon."

The man smiled at Bai Jin, and then took advantage of this moment to reach out for the short crossbow beside him.

Platinum aimed the compound bow at the man, but the man pulled the trigger first - but he aimed at his jaw.

puff!

The crossbow arrow pierced the man's head directly, and red blood mixed with some yellow and white objects splashed back half of the wall.

"..."

Bai Jin remained silent as she watched the scene unfold. After a moment, she pulled out her phone, snapped a photo of the scene, and called her immediate superior at the Wu Zhou Alliance.

"This is Platinum, mission accomplished"

"Thank you for your hard work. Is the target of the mission behaving abnormally?"

"..."

Platinum paused.

"The target destroyed a certain storage medium and then committed suicide. There was no verbal communication during the process."

"It must be a company secret. You did a great job. Mission completed."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Jin took out the USB flash drive from his pocket and remembered the man's last words.