About the time I was picked up and adopted by Tallulah

Texas let out a slight sigh, her eyes fixed on Orson, and she even forgot to point the camera of her mobile phone at this newly appeared "Miss Nun".

Orson's facial features have always been relatively young and neutral, so "hairstyle" and "dressing style" have always been important ways for Orson to distinguish himself.

But when the short black hair was covered by a hat and the male attire was replaced by a black dress and a white shawl - at least for Texas, she really had no way of determining the true identity and gender of the little nun in front of her.

As for Miss Jingzhe, the elite inspector from the Dali Temple, her reaction was much simpler and more direct—

"puff……!"

When Dian Qilin saw the little nun in front of him with a flushed face, walking cautiously and covering her body, some bright red liquid accidentally spurted out of his nose.

"What the hell is this, Orson... Why are you suddenly wearing this kind of clothes? Anyway, let me find my phone—Wuh?!

Jingzhe asked in confusion and immediately took out his cell phone. However, the screen of his cell phone went blank because he saw that Orson, dressed as a nun, was unable to control the wild power in his body.

“Stop filming…!”

Orson pulled the black cloth curtain from the nun's hat down to cover his head, and squatted behind the church pulpit, refusing to show his head outside no matter what, unless Jingzhe and Texas took their phones back.

After Texas and Jingzhe finally tricked and coaxed the nun out, the original owner of the church finally arrived.

"Even though I couldn't find a free bar, I still had a few rounds of drinks... burp! Men shouldn't give up easily—eh?"

The alcoholic priest staggered back to the church as usual. Before he could finish his words, he was shocked by the scene in front of him and woke up from his hangover.

Broken benches, blood-spattered statues of saints, brick and stone fragments and machete marks everywhere -

"What a lovely nun! Are you here to apply for a job? Welcome, welcome!"

The priest ignored all the dilapidated scenes mentioned above. His eyes were instantly attracted by the "Sister Miss" who was between Jingzhe and Texas.

“Eh? Wait a minute… Uwaaa! I smell so strongly of alcohol…!”

Before Orson could react, the priest with strange movements approached him. The priest directly held Orson's hands and looked at him as if he was hunting prey.

The smell of alcohol on the priest almost made "Miss Nun" lose control (meaning faint). Fortunately, before the priest had time to get to know "Miss Nun" more deeply, Texas and Jingzhe, who had gloomy faces, directly held her away with one arm each.

"I'm sorry, Father... I'm not a nun."

Orson stuck out his tongue and gave an apologetic smile as he explained to the priest.

"It's okay if I'm not a nun! I'm not a priest either!"

"You said something really disturbing!?"

"Don't say so much, I don't know where this cute nun came from. I'll use two boxes of Corona as an exchange. How about you be my poster girl for a day?"

"Well... actually, I'm not a girl either."

“Isn’t that better!!!

“Uh huh!?”

Upon hearing that the 'Nun' actually had a penis, the alcoholic priest seemed to awaken something even more incredible. He transformed into a foul-smelling beast and pounced on Orson.

Then he was immediately knocked to the ground by Texas and Jingzhe, who showed clear murderous intentions. He twitched occasionally to prove that he was still alive, or it might be that Jingzhe was losing power.

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"Uh... I seemed a little confused just now. Speaking of which, why did the church become like this? I got drunk and got into a fight with someone. And I seemed to see a particularly cute nun earlier... She was short..."

When the priest regained consciousness again, he seemed to be much calmer. He rubbed his head, looked around, and spoke in a low voice.

"Not short at all—no, be a little more serious, Mr. Father!"

'Miss Nun' sat aside and complained quietly, but when she saw Orson's priest, her eyes lit up again.

"It wasn't a dream after all! Our Lady Aqua...is this church finally going to have a change of fortune?"

"So I'm not a nun—!"

Orson was in tears. He was forced to dress as a woman just to save Lappland, but before he even left the church, he was spotted by this extremely suspicious priest.

"Oh... never mind. If I really rely on my beauty to attract a bunch of customers, I won't have time to go out drinking. This is also good. So, can you tell me your contact information, lovely nun?"

"Please allow me to refuse"

It was rare for Orson to refuse someone's request so firmly and seriously.

By the way, I rejected Ino’s invitation to “sleep in the same bed” last time.

"Hmph...dumped? A man should quietly drink a glass of strong liquor at this time and offer his sorrow and alcohol to my Lord."

The priest struck a cool pose and threw the empty bottle of wine in his pocket aside.

"Speaking of which... who are you guys? Have you seen Lappy?"

After a long time of commotion, the priest finally noticed that Lappland was not in the church.

"Lappy?"

Orson, or 'Miss Nun', was not aware of this Lapland nickname.

"It's a nickname of Lappland - we are her friends. Lappy might be in some trouble and needs our help."

Texas knew the nickname, and she also told the priest a general idea of their goals.

"Are you friends? Well... that girl is a bit of a loner, but I know that beneath her mad exterior, her soul isn't corrupted."

"Thank you for your trust in her, Father."

Texas and Orson were stunned for a moment. Being able to see through Lappland's disguise so easily, perhaps this priest really was hiding something...

"She gave me enough Longmen coins to drink for two months. This kid is definitely not a bad person. I can guarantee it to God!"

"..."

"The local church is really... pragmatic."

Orsen rubbed his hair, swallowing back the words he wanted to say. Meanwhile, Jingzhe showed his high emotional intelligence.

"Anyway, let's go, Orson. The situation at the monastery still needs to be investigated, but the key point is that we need to find a way for you to sneak in—"

Texas was about to take Orson out of the church and head to the monastery, but the priest suddenly became excited after hearing the word "monastery".

"I knew you were a nun! You have that saintly aura and such a lovely face. No matter how much money that damn Lateran Monastery gives you, I... uh, I will make up for it with love!"

“Wow wow wow wow!?”

"Let me tell you if I'm pious enough, blah blah blah—"

This scene has been seen for almost the third time today. The 'Nun' was scared to death as she was chased by the priest, and the priest was immediately killed by Texas and Jingzhe.

However, this time they were not without gain. Texas and Miss Nun got a piece of news from the priest, that is, although the priest looked extremely outrageous, he was qualified to recommend newcomers to the monastery.

It seems that everything is ready, except for someone's final ideological work -

"Don't look at me like that...I'm really embarrassed..."

Texas Jingzhe looked at Orson, who turned away and responded in a low voice.

puff! !

Jingzhe's Qilin blood once again gushed out of his nostrils.

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——Take a deep breath... It's okay, Orson, you're a tough guy, and tough guys won't be scared by such situations!

In District 13 of Longmen, there is a monastery in a more remote area than the city center. Although the flow of people here is not large, it is much busier than the previous church, and there are always scattered people coming in and out.

From the outside, this monastery covers an area that is unexpectedly large. According to the knowledge Orson had learned on the road, the monastery not only serves the same purpose as a church for prayer and preaching, but also has many small rooms for people to confess. It also has places for brewing beer and bread, areas for treating patients, residences for nuns and other facilities.

Compared with Lateran, the monastery in Longmen has undergone some "localization" changes. The most obvious part is the "nuns". Although there are girls from Lateran or who really want to become clergy living here, most of the "nuns" come here to do odd jobs, which is essentially a kind of COSPLAY.

And right in front of such a building where classic and modern, sacred and commonplace intertwined, a 'little nun' dressed in a nun's uniform, walking cautiously and with a sheriff's expression appeared in front of the main entrance.

"How's it going over there, 'Lovely Miss Nun'?"

Texas' voice came from the headphones hidden behind my ears.

At this time, Texas was monitoring and commanding Orson in a room on the street across from the monastery. As for Jingzhe, due to his extremely sensitive identity, he temporarily did not participate in this operation in order to avoid alerting the enemy.

Orson was originally very guilty about this "come when called and dismiss when dismissed" attitude, but after hearing Jingzhe's request was "a few selfies in nun uniforms", he decided to owe this favor first.

"So don't call me that... Texas! Also, I've already entered the monastery, and I can't see anything unusual at the moment."

'Miss Nun' complained softly, but still kept her head down and tried to blend in with the others by reducing her presence.

"Excuse me, Miss Sister, are you the one Father Anderson was talking about... Um, so cute!"

"Eh?"

'Miss Nun' had just entered the main area of the monastery when she was stopped by an older nun who was wearing a similar nun's uniform as her, but was older and taller.

The nun seemed to want to confirm Orson's identity, but before she could finish her words, she saw the 'nun lady's' expression, which was a little confused and shy (because she was wearing women's clothes), but also determined (to save Lappland), and immediately stretched out her hands to grab the 'little nun's' cheeks and rubbed them hard.

"It's such a waste for such a cute child to work in a monastery. I heard that many coffee shops are looking for maids with big money recently. Do you want to try? I feel that you have some similar temperament to that Victoria maid~ Hehehe."

"Uh...it must be an illusion."

Orson was sweating coldly and changed his virtual voice to a colder one to prevent himself from being recognized by some weird guy, which would mean double social death.

"Anyway, come with me. Yeah, this nun's uniform is a little different from the one in our monastery, but it's cute so I'll let it go. However..."

The older Sakota nun took a look at Orson's flat chest and showed a brief expression of embarrassment, but soon smiled again.

"It's okay. Just eat more vegetables, meat, and eggs, and you'll have a chance to grow bigger in the future!"

“Thanks for the advice!”

Orson, mistaking the nun for someone referring to his height, nodded vigorously, only to be rubbed again by the older nun before being allowed to leave.

——What a nice nun! Unlike those who only persecute me, she really wants me to grow up.

Orson was in a good mood. Although he could sense the other party's true intentions through the melody, he couldn't tell where the other party was pointing.

Putting this little episode aside, Orson, or "Miss Nun," successfully entered the convent.

The priest had assigned her the task of distributing bread, but she certainly wouldn't just sit there quietly. Orson's plan was to work for a while, then, disguised as a nun, explore the building to see if it held any secrets.

"I've already entered the monastery, Texas. It's easier than I thought. All we have to do now is follow the plan..."

"Miss Nun, um...are you free?"

"Eh?"

Orson, who had just entered the monastery, was talking to Texas and lamenting that this mission was easier than he had imagined, but was suddenly interrupted by a man who came up to him.

"What's the matter with you?"

Confused about the situation, Orson could only smile politely.

"I...can you listen to my confession?"

"Eh?!"

The man in front of him suddenly held Orson's hands, and his expression was more like...LSP than piety.

"I will be completely honest with you. So, can you accept me as I am... my lovely nun?"

——The face, the face is coming close to me!!

"What, what should we do, Texas?! This is not part of the plan!"

Orson asked Texas in panic, wanting to know how to deal with this situation.

Although Orson had perfect scores in housekeeping and etiquette, he was a complete layman when it came to religious matters like nuns.

"The other person is confessing, what should I do...?"

At this point, Orson could only call Texas for help, who was very reliable and never let down.

After a few seconds of silence, Texas gave Orson his own advice:

"Well... generally speaking, for those who confess, we will let them end their lives on their own."

"That doesn't sound right at all!"

It seems that Texas, who is involved in the underworld, is of no help in this situation.

"What are you doing over there... Oh! But, dear Sister, I also have sins to confess!"

A passerby who was originally sitting in a chair in a daze noticed the situation and wanted to come over to join in the fun. However, like the first person, he saw the "Sister Miss" clinging tightly to Orson as if her eyes were covered with 502.