Pochi-chan, I used to be a princess.

Having said that, it’s mainly because the video has reached a critical stage.

"Money's a little tight this month, you know?"

On the street under the cover of night, Kubota Yoshinobu, who was being blackmailed, hesitantly handed over his day's wages.

[The bad guy reaches out to take the money: "You're really sensible."]

Memories streamed through Kubota Yoshinobu's mind: memories of Sakamoto pointing out that Yukichi-sensei was protecting him, memories of fumbling to pack fries, memories of wiping off sweat while working diligently, and memories of the joy of receiving his reward.

Kubota Yoshinobu took back his wages and cried out in tears, "I won't give it to you. This is the money I worked so hard to earn!"

"So what? You're just a weakling, so why are you pretending?"

The bad guy kicks Kubota Yoshinobu down, and the two of them trample on his body mercilessly. Kubota Yoshinobu protects his salary under his body and refuses to give in no matter what.

【Suddenly, a cannula shot into Bad's neck.】

“It hurts! What’s going on?”

[The bad guy touched his neck and stopped attacking Kubota Yoshinobu.]

"I'm so sorry, I forgot to give something to you two guests, so I brought it to you."

A bicycle stopped by the roadside. A faint sound echoed. Sakamoto raised his head and looked at the two delinquents with a sharp gaze.

Chapter 45: The Gorilla Girl's Love Battle

"Are you from just now?"

【"Sakamoto-kun!"】

【Sakamoto's figure flashed and disappeared.】

“The person is missing!”

[The two delinquent boys looked around in panic.]

Sakamoto glides across the ground, approaches the red-haired delinquent like a ghost, and holds the straw to his ear.

[“Secret Technique, Wind of No Escape!”]

[The air blowing into his ears made the red-haired delinquent cover his ears and kneel on the ground.]

[“Secret technique, sweet rebellious period.”]

The blonde looked at the suddenly appeared Sakamoto in panic. Sakamoto took out the syrup package from his pocket and squeezed it hard. Two jets of water shot accurately into the blonde's eyes.

[The blond delinquent covered his eyes and fell to his knees, screaming.]

Sakamoto looked at Kubota Yoshinobu, who was lying on the ground. "Regrettably, this is all I can do as a cashier. Next, it's Kubota-kun, who's in charge of the backroom. There are some things only you can do."

"Something only I can do?"

Kubota Yoshinobu stood up resolutely and rushed towards the two delinquents.

[“Secret Technique, Bread Sandwich!”]

[The obese body crashed into the delinquent boys, knocking them both to the ground. The nearly 200-pound weight caused the two delinquent boys to scream in agony.]

"And don't forget this: salt the fries!"

Kubota Yoshinobu scooped up a handful of dirt from the ground and threw it hard at the delinquent boy's face.

Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but clap her hands and applaud: "It's just as I expected."

Hikigaya Hachiman stared at Sakamoto's face for a long time, then teased Yukinoshita Yukino, "He's the perfect solution to everyone's problems. His rank is far above yours, Yukinoshita. If we were in the same academy, the Service Club would have no value at all."

Yukinoshita Yukino said coldly: "No one can help everyone. Sakamoto helps those he sees, and the Service Club helps those who are willing to save themselves. There is no conflict."

Although Yukinoshita Yukino said this, she herself understood it very well.

In terms of how to deal with people, she is one dimension away from Sakamoto. She cannot influence others subtly like that.

Before they realize they are being helped, they have already grown to be independent.

If Sakamoto's way of helping others is at the doctoral level, hers is only at the junior high school student level.

Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly said: "In the past, I didn't think anyone was perfect..."

Hikigaya Hachiman asked, "What now?"

Yukinoshita Yukino said calmly: "Maybe there really are perfect people?"

Some people pay attention to Sakamoto's character, while others pay attention to Sakamoto's ability.

"That... is it teleportation?"

"right?"

"Flight skills, sword skills, teleportation, who is he?"

"Come to think of it, with Sakamoto's abilities, it's not surprising that he could actually create enough wind to extinguish the flames by jumping sideways repeatedly."

"Have you ever seen Knife Language?"

"what is that?"

"There's a comic book about a character named Nanami. She has a secret technique called Jianjiko, which allows her to learn any move just by watching it once or twice."

"awesome."

"Actually, it's a weakening. Nanami's talent is unparalleled in the world, so God punished her by unscrupulously stuffing 100 million diseases with a mortality rate close to 100% into her body. In order to become weaker and reduce the burden on her body, she learned other people's moves."

"You mean, Sakamoto is also that kind of person? The so-called secret technique actually weakens his strength."

"Compared to secret techniques like jumping sideways, catching beans with deft hands, the wind that leaves no room for escape, and the sweet rebellious phase, the swordsmanship that goes head-to-head with wasps, the agility of harnessing the wind, and the speed of teleportation are the true manifestations of power, right?"

At the meeting in the countermeasures room, everyone was talking about it.

After witnessing the strength displayed by Sakamoto, whether it was the sorcerer Dusk, the killer Yoel, or the kendo master Hattori Heizo, they could only admire him.

[The charm of killing both humans and ghosts]

"Technique 1: Invade personal space."

"Tip 2: Call them by their first name."

"Skill three: imitate the other person's actions to make them feel close."

"Skill four: playing hard to get."

“Why isn’t it working?”

[In the bathroom, Kuronuma Mana opens a book about love psychology, and looks very distressed.]

[I used all four techniques on Sakamoto, but nothing worked.]

"There's no boy I can't conquer with these tricks. Are there any more effective methods?"

[Kuronuma Mana stopped flipping through the book, her eyes lighting up.]

In the classroom after class, Kuronuma Ai held a piece of white paper with words and numbers written on it and called out to Sakamoto in a sweet voice, "Sakamoto-kun, would you like to play the fox fairy game with Aina? Aina has something she wants to ask the fox fairy, but she's afraid to play alone."

Technique 5: Use the suspension bridge effect to speed up both parties' hearts and create the illusion of love.

"Sounds interesting."

"Take us along to play too."

[A troublemaker suddenly appears. Two beautiful girls from the same class burst in with a smile.]

[Kuronuma Mana smiled, but was actually mumbling in her heart.]

Sakamoto squatted on a cabinet at the back of the classroom and said calmly, "In that case, I'll just sit back and watch."

Kuronuma Mana could only play the mysterious game of summoning a fox spirit with the troublemaker. The three of them spread out a piece of white paper and placed a coin on it.

Tanaka said, "Then let's start asking questions. Fox Fairy, Fox Fairy, is Sakamoto-kun reading Kuronuma's book right now?"

Kuronuma Mana was startled and turned around to see Sakamoto, who was sitting on the cabinet, reading her love psychology: "Mana's Bible!"

[Kuronuma Mana pretends to be cute: "Mana, you don't know."]

Tanaka laughed and said, "Let's hear what the fox fairy has to say about this."

[In front of Kuronuma Mana, the upper half of Tanaka's face is covered by a dark shadow: "Is this what you want? You wish!"]

[The three of them simultaneously pressed their fingers on the coin. The coin swayed slightly in the direction of the yes sign, then quickly moved to the no sign.]

Kuronuma Aina brushed her hair away from her eyes and said in a strangled voice, "Look, even the fox fairy said it wasn't Aina's."

Yagi panted and said, "So, may I ask the fox fairy, is Kuronuma a sinister person?"

The three girls placed their fingers on the coin again. The coin initially moved a few centimeters toward the "yes" position, then immediately moved to the "no" position.

Tanaka and Yagi are shocked: "What a powerful force!"

[The scene flashes to Kuronuma Mana kneeling on the ground, dejectedly saying, "Anyway, Mana, I'm a gorilla with an estimated grip strength of 300 kilograms."]

"Ah! What nonsense are you talking about!"

Inside the classroom, Kuronuma Mana jumped up with a red face and slapped her phone, breaking it into pieces: "I'm not a gorilla!"

"I've always thought Kuronuma was very strong, but I didn't expect him to have a grip strength of 300 kilograms."

“I can’t tell at all!”

"A gorilla-like woman with extraordinary strength."

The students around looked at Kuronuma Mana in surprise. The boys' eyes showed more fear of the gorilla, and the girls' eyes showed a gloating mockery.

Chapter 46 I am Sakamoto

"Are you from just now?"

【"Sakamoto-kun!"】

【Sakamoto's figure flashed and disappeared.】

“The person is missing!”

[The two delinquent boys looked around in panic.]

Sakamoto glides across the ground, approaches the red-haired delinquent like a ghost, and holds the straw to his ear.

[“Secret Technique, Wind of No Escape!”]

[The air blowing into his ears made the red-haired delinquent cover his ears and kneel on the ground.]

[“Secret technique, sweet rebellious period.”]

The blonde looked at the suddenly appeared Sakamoto in panic. Sakamoto took out the syrup package from his pocket and squeezed it hard. Two jets of water shot accurately into the blonde's eyes.

[The blond delinquent covered his eyes and fell to his knees, screaming.]

Sakamoto looked at Kubota Yoshinobu, who was lying on the ground. "Regrettably, this is all I can do as a cashier. Next, it's Kubota-kun, who's in charge of the backroom. There are some things only you can do."

"Something only I can do?"

Kubota Yoshinobu stood up resolutely and rushed towards the two delinquents.

[“Secret Technique, Bread Sandwich!”]

[The obese body crashed into the delinquent boys, knocking them both to the ground. The nearly 200-pound weight caused the two delinquent boys to scream in agony.]

"And don't forget this: salt the fries!"

Kubota Yoshinobu scooped up a handful of dirt from the ground and threw it hard at the delinquent boy's face.

Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but clap her hands and applaud: "It's just as I expected."

Hikigaya Hachiman stared at Sakamoto's face for a long time, then teased Yukinoshita Yukino, "He's the perfect solution to everyone's problems. His rank is far above yours, Yukinoshita. If we were in the same academy, the Service Club would have no value at all."