What kind of Journey to the West is this?

Close your eyes and open them again.

The dim sunset passed over the cranes on the screen and sprinkled on the ground.

Dong Huang suddenly received a jade talisman: Chapter 141 [Golden House Hidden Beauty Joyful Zen]

An Yanxia fiddled with the red coral and tapped it, "Since you've entered my mansion, you're considered a member of my family. Do you agree?"

This coral spirit has no mouth to speak, so it remains silent.

"Well, since you remain silent, I'll take it as your agreement."

Yanxia pinched the tip of the red coral. It was very hard and cool, bringing a refreshing coolness to the heart.

After holding it for a while, she felt her mind clear and calm, as if she had entered a sage state.

This is the representation of practicing the correct Dharma of Joyful Zen.

Tibetan Buddhism has a method of joyful Zen, which uses the great bliss of sexual intercourse to enter into great enlightenment in Zen meditation, and advocates "stopping desire with desire."

However, this method places extremely stringent demands on the practitioner's aptitude and character. One must avoid lustful thoughts and distractions, remaining content and joyful in order to find the true clarity of mind. Therefore, it belongs to the Mahāsamādhiṣṭhāna of the highest yoga tantra, and cannot be practiced without attaining the Arhat stage.

This thing is also the favorite of evil monks who attach themselves to Buddhism, similar to the Yin-Yang dual cultivation alchemy method of Xuanmen. The Hehuan Sect and the flower thieves all love this, so it has been included in the laws and regulations by the government.

With the rise of the internet, many Tibetan masters were exposed for using joy meditation to lure female disciples. Even more outrageous were figures like Sogyal Rinpoche and Chögyam Trungpa, who practiced joy meditation in San Francisco, leading their victims to sue them.

There really wasn't much to say. Yan Xia looked down upon this kind of method, but what she couldn't understand was:

Where did this coral spirit steal the authentic joyful Zen method?

"The Tibetan monks are not very careful with their words!" Yan Xia snorted a few times, then looked at Hong Shanhu and said, "Since you are dressed in red, how about calling you Fei Tong'er?"

Red Coral didn't speak.

Yan Xia was too lazy to pay attention to the monster pretending to be dead. She recited a small spell to lock the door and went to find Bai Zhu.

Bai Zhu was in the backyard, practicing sword as usual.

Swish swish!

The sword flashed, cutting the fallen leaves into strips.

There was a faint white mist coming out of Baizhu's body, which made him very conspicuous even in the twilight.

"Sister, are you practicing?"

Yanxia saw that the white mist looked familiar, and she knew it was Qi training. It wasn't the Qi training of the Dan Dao, where one refines essence into Qi, which is quite advanced. Bai Zhu's Qi training was about blood Qi, the martial art.

Bai Zhu nodded and said, "Although I have practiced the Northern Emperor's method, my martial arts are also my own unique skills, and I can't let them fall behind.

"There are four training methods in martial arts: external training of muscles, bones and skin, and internal training of breath. I originally mastered the external training of skin, and people called me the Water and Fire Fairy Clothes. Now I have obtained the method of the Qi Refiner, which is more profound than many internal training martial arts, and it is just right for internal training of breath."

The martial arts path has four levels of training. Achieving success in the first level will make one a top-tier master, capable of fighting against Arhats and immortals who retain their magical powers. Ordinary demons and monsters dare not approach. Even the flying demons from the seventy-two caves of Wuhe Mountain would not survive more than ten rounds in a single fight against such a martial artist.

"At this rate, I'll eventually become a martial arts grandmaster after completing the fourth refining tool!"

Yan Xia jokingly said, "When I see her, I'm afraid her muscles will become knotty and she'll turn into a beautiful woman."

Bai Zhu smiled and said, "Young lady, that's right. I'm afraid you'll forget me and ascend to heaven after practicing so much."

"Begging for a beating!"

Yanxia smiled and joked around for a while before getting back to business.

"Sister Baishu, where did you buy the red coral that was sent to Wenshu Temple to be used to decorate the dirt?"

Bai Zhu didn't expect his young lady to mention this.

She thought about it carefully for a while, but it felt like a long time had passed and she was not very clear. She said uncertainly:

"If I remember correctly, they bought it from merchants in Bohai County. At the time, there was a plague and the government imposed martial law. They were trapped in the city and couldn't leave, so they sold this treasure to our family at a low price."

"Merchants from Bohai County? This is troublesome..."

Yanxia couldn't find the source, she just felt that someone was messing around somewhere.

Otherwise, why would a rare monster who practices the Dharma of Great Joy Skeleton Bodhisattva fall into her hands so coincidentally, and be sent to commit adultery in the statue of Manjushri Bodhisattva so coincidentally?

"That bad little girl needs to be punished for her lies."

Yanxia murmured a few words, attracting Baizhu's concern.

"Miss, what is coral?"

"Don't worry. I'm afraid there will be a lot of demons and monsters trying to sneak into the city this month. Remember to lead the soldiers on patrol every now and then. Those people in the City God's Mansion are not very useful."

"understand!"

Bai Zhu holds the sword and clasps his fists.

.................

Yanxia returned to the study with doubts and saw Xue Shier coming back.

Xue Shier went to Wuhe Mountain to find Jinque Xianer during the day to arrange her "immortality plan" for Yanxia, and only came back now.

The little girl was lying in front of the desk, staring at the red coral with her bright eyes, very seriously.

People have hearts of tigers but can still smell the roses.

The snow lion is like a kitten sniffing the coral.

She changed her position, standing on the chair with her feet and leaning forward.

The little girl came close, almost sticking to the coral, opened her mouth, and her little fangs shone.

——Slurp~

Yan Xia gasped in shock at what she saw, chanted the Heavenly Heart Method, raised a sword of wisdom, and slashed at the back of Xue Shier's head through the air.

“Ouch! It hurts, it hurts!”

The little girl covered her head with her hands, tears welling up in her eyes. Yan Xia walked over and picked her up with one hand, saying expressionlessly, "What are you doing?"

Yanxia suspected that Xue Shier had been bewitched by that hateful bad loli's evil magic.

This is a person who practices Joyful Zen. When he reaches a high level, he doesn't even need to use his body. Just one look can make others fall into bliss.

As the saying goes: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant.

Xue Shi'er bit Yan Xia's hand and said confidently, "I want to see if that thing is edible."

An Yanxia: “….”

Well, she overestimated Xue Shier.

Xue Shier said, "As soon as I came back, I felt that this thing was using magic to bewitch me."

Yan Xia frowned and said, "Sure enough, this guy is the one who did it."

Xue Shi'er sat on Yan Xia's lap and said, "But her illusion skills are too poor, far inferior to mine. I saw the flaw at a glance and found her true form. But this thing seems to be dead, so I wanted to try it to see if it is edible."

She looked at the coral with a slightly cold gaze and said with a grin, "It tastes cool. Although it's a bit harsh on my teeth, I think it's cooked and tastes good."

After saying that, the little girl looked up at Yanxia's face and snorted.

"Don't you think so, Taoist priest?"

She was proficient in the art of transformation and naturally had a pair of eyes that could see through things like fire. She recognized the true form of the coral spirit at a glance.

A little girl with red hair and twin tails wearing only a bellyband.

Xue Shier came down from Mount Lingshan. Although she is not proficient in various Buddhist teachings, she is knowledgeable and recognizes all kinds of Dharma.

Red coral...red coral.

Oh! What a joyful Tibetan Buddhist Red Bone Bodhisattva who gives away his flesh and blood!

She didn't know why, but she was depressed and angry. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, so she bit Yanxia's hand.

"Stinky Taoist priest, hiding a mistress in a golden house!"

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The next chapter will be posted a little later, around 2 o'clock

Dong Huang suddenly receives a jade talisman: Chapter 142 [Declaring Sovereignty]

Now the pressure is on Yanxia.

Xue Shi'er said sourly, "Oh my, it's only been a while since we last met, Taoist priest, your compassion is really growing."

This weird tone went straight to Yan Xia's head.

The little girl sat in her arms, but she was restless. She bit Yanxia's arm, leaving two rows of teeth marks.

When I took a bite, it still tasted familiar.

And that little face that makes people lose their souls when they see it is really in her heart.

Today, he wore a large cloak embroidered with silver cranes, and underneath it a small jacket and skirt decorated with flowers and butterflies. Unlike the majestic appearance of the Heavenly Official in the past, he was dressed like a young girl.

It's really likable and makes people happy.

But seeing this, Xue Shier became even angrier and bit Yan Xia's arm tightly.

While biting his mouth, he said incoherently:

"That girl's hands must be nice to touch, right?"

"You're a Giving Bodhisattva cultivating great joy, you've really grown in skill... Did you say anything cheesy? There are so many beautiful ladies in the Qingyuan Pavilion in the city, with red lanterns hanging on the gate. They must all be thinking of you, right? So many beauties in the world, all wanting to be your friend. Aren't you very happy?"

Yan Xia was not a martial artist who could refine skin like Bai Zhu, and was bitten hard by Xue Shi'er, causing her to gasp in pain.

She didn't care about the misunderstanding anymore and begged for mercy while panting, "I was really wrong."

"I dare not be wrong. It is clearly me who is wrong, ah!"

Xue Shi'er opened his mouth, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and bared his teeth slightly, "You stinky Taoist priest, you have really turned evil."

Yanxia raised her hands in surrender.

"Well, listen to me first!"

"Then tell me."

Yanxia told Xueshier the whole story of Red Coral's origin and how she pretended to be dirty.

Xue Shier didn't expect such a thing to happen, especially since the red coral was used to store dirty things in his own temple, so he felt a little rude.

But now is not the time to worry about it, the key is still the coral spirit.

Yan Xia said, "This little thing has evil intentions. I was thinking of sending her to Wenshu Temple to listen to the Bodhisattva's teachings."

Yanxia said that she had nothing to do with that Coral Loli.

When Xue Shier heard that he was going to be thrown into his own temple, he immediately became interested.

You messed with Snow Lion and you still want to run away?

Cats never take revenge overnight!

She said, "Then leave it to me. Lest you, Taoist priest, be weak-minded and be deceived by this rosy skull."

"She dares to deceive me? I'll take off her skull and use it as a bowl!"

Yanxia started bragging.

But Xue Shi'er was half-believing and half-doubting, so he just lowered his head and said with concern: "Raise your hand, let me see."

The cat was afraid that it had bitten An Yanxia just now.

Her sharp teeth, capable of crushing Kunshan jade and chewing dragon bones, are her most powerful magical weapon.

The little girl rolled up Yanxia's sleeves and clearly saw two rows of red marks on the jade lotus, with a few drops of blood oozing out.

Yanxia felt so much pain when she saw the wind.

This cat really doesn't know how to control its strength when it bites.

Seeing how badly it had been bitten, Xue Shi'er felt a little embarrassed and said, "How about I lick it for you?"

Yanxia pursed her lips.

If she remembered correctly, cats have barbs on their tongues...