What kind of Journey to the West is this?

The pool was covered with a thin layer of ice. Looking down, one could see the pitch-black mountain lion's cave, and the shiny black pillars beneath the water.

The two crab generals led the aquatic creatures and stopped outside the cave.

The two of them went in and found Prime Minister Turtle, and each said:

"Oh no!"

“It happened!”

The old turtle, carrying a large shell with a pattern of eight trigrams on it, said slowly, "What happened? Why are you so irritable?"

General Zuo said, "For some reason, the big shrimp from the Black Water Dragon King's family came to us and said that something big was going to happen in our family."

The Right General said, "I heard that a bird from the Celestial Palace sent a message to the Old Dragon King, saying that we have a precious elixir of immortality in our home."

When the old turtle heard this, he was shocked.

Isn’t it that An Tianguan is the body of a good man who has lived ten lives, and eating it can make one immortal?

How did it become the elixir of immortality hidden in my home?

The boomerang was spinning so fast that it almost smashed Prime Minister Turtle's head.

The old turtle quickly asked, "Who else knows this?"

The two crabs were embarrassed to speak.

"Say it!"

"According to the Prime Minister, this matter was reported by the birds in the Celestial Palace. With their gossip, I'm afraid that the whole world knows about it."

The old turtle's eyes went dark and he wanted to bang his head against the wall and die.

If this goes on, there is no hope that the new demon will kill An Yanxia, but there is hope that the new demon will burn down his Kanyang Mountain.

He regretted, "I shouldn't have listened to you guys back then and spread that idea of a person who has done good deeds for ten generations! Now, I'm getting my comeuppance!"

General Zuo pressed him, "Prime Minister, what retribution is there for this? If there is any, it will be in the afterlife."

The old turtle couldn't help but curse:

"You brainless thing! Who told you to believe in that Buddhist stuff? You might as well not believe in retribution in this life, but you actually expect reincarnation to help you eliminate your karma!"

Both crabs are embarrassed.

But they both said to themselves: Now you believe in retribution in this life, so why didn’t you believe it when we first collaborated to spread the rumor?

At this point, the old turtle was also feeling overwhelmed, so he asked, "What exactly is the secret of immortality? Tell me first."

The two crabs bowed.

"Rumor has it that we have the elixir of immortality in Cangzhou. Miaoyan An Lushan, Plague God Jiang Banxia, Dan Ding Luo Sushang, and the old ghosts of Xiaoliang, all gathered in Cangzhou just to get this elixir. An Tianguan won the competition, but he couldn't find the elixir of immortality. That's because..."

Prime Minister Turtle said angrily, "Because the old turtle is nearing the end of his life, he stole the elixir of immortality in order to avoid death. I, the old turtle, cried thief, saying that she is the body of a good person who has lived ten generations. But is that so?"

"The Prime Minister is brilliant!"

"You're on top of that! Fuck you two idiots!"

The old turtle shouted angrily: "Get going, get going!"

The two crabs were confused and asked cautiously, "Where are we going?"

"Please bear the blame!"

The two crabs were quite considerate and suggested, "Prime Minister, this is not a good idea. I'm afraid An Tianguan has already gone to bed at this hour."

Bang!

The two crabs were thrown out of the palace.

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“Don’t scratch, don’t scratch…”

Yanxia hugged Xue Shier and fell asleep, rolling over in her sleep while talking.

When he turned over, a pair of heavy morals pressed on Snow Lion's face, which smelled of milk.

The snow lion went from being angry to suffocating, then gasping for breath as if having survived the ordeal, changing its shape, turning into a cat and escaping.

"You stinky Taoist priest, you can't even sleep peacefully."

She whispered a few words, then climbed over the windowsill and ran to the study.

It was the sixth watch of the night, and the winter sky was so dark that one could hardly see one's hand.

Snow Lion transformed into a human form and walked into the study.

In the blink of an eye, the darkness was broken and I saw the red coral on the desk.

"Ao Erya, what did you ask me to do?"

Snapped!

He placed a hand on her shoulder and said with a chuckle, "You're not stupid at all. You actually knew to come find me."

Xue Shi'er said, "There are six heavens in the Desire Realm, and every day has its own dream-like method. You deliberately mentioned the sixth day, isn't it because you want me to see you at six o'clock?"

The mixed-haired loli withdrew her hand, sat on the chair and crossed her legs.

"Xue Shi'er, the gatekeeper of Lingshan Zhiyuan, you still want to return to Lingshan, don't you?"

"I do not want."

"You're lying. Look at your heart. Do you really not want to, or are you just pretending not to want to?"

Ao Erya said with a smile: "I can help you go back. Not only can I go back, but I can also kill all the Buddhas and make them bleed. What do you think? Do you want to try my help?"

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I'll post the next chapter around 4 o'clock, Smi Masai~

Donghuang Suddenly Receives Jade Talisman: Chapter 146 [First Experience with Bondage]

Xue Shier took two steps back.

The two little lolis looked at each other like this, one was a night owl who never slept, and the other was a morally rebellious girl.

Ao Erya sat on a chair and a cup of hot tea flew over when she waved.

She laughed and said, "Why, you don't believe in my ability?"

Xue Shier looked at the mixed-haired girl, then at the red coral on the table, grinning and saying, "I didn't expect you would have fooled me."

"That coral isn't your true form at all, right?"

"Hey, you have a sharp eye!"

Ao Erya giggled, picked up the red coral and said without hiding it, "This is Ming Fei."

The monks in the Snowy Region are Tantric Buddhists. When they practice Joyful Zen, they need a partner of the opposite sex to accompany them, which is the so-called "Dual Practice".

This opposite-sex partner is Ming Fei.

There are many types of consorts, including visualized consorts and real consorts. The visualized consort is something you imagine in your head, something inside your head. The real consort is what everyone thinks of.

But Ao Erya's consort is extraordinary. She is neither an object of visualization that exists only in consciousness, nor a real physical consort. Instead, she is a dead object.

Even though Xue Shi'er is knowledgeable and experienced, he has never seen anything like this.

"What is illusion? What is reality? Even if this red coral skeleton only exists in my mind, doesn't it also exist in your eyes?"

Ao Erya smiled and said, "This is the magic of the sixth Moyi Heaven in my Desire Realm. It transforms the world into a big dream, and the big dream into the world. Only those who are awake will not be lost in it.

"When all living beings I encounter see me, their minds generate thoughts, and thus they perceive what they perceive, and cycle through the twelve links of dependent origination, unable to attain freedom. Only we who are awake do not generate thoughts, and are able to perceive the freedom of external conditions. Being able to attain freedom from external conditions, we are therefore called the Paranirmita-vasavartin Heaven."

The demon king took a sip of tea and said, "Xue Shi'er, if you want to attack Lingshan, we will also fight on Lingshan. We will be friends."

Xue Shier looked at it carefully for a while.

She finally understood where this guy got the courage to say that he could help her kill all the Buddhas in Lingshan and make them bleed.

The little lion bared his teeth and then smiled.

"Who am I? It turns out I'm a defeated opponent of the three Buddhas. Hey, why are you guys not causing trouble in the Indian states, but coming to the jurisdiction of Heaven?"

Xue Shi'er walked with his hands behind his back and said jokingly, "I heard that the Third Generation Heavenly Master expelled the six heavenly ghosts. I think you and those people who eat blood sacrifices and drink raw meat will have something to talk about."

Ao Erya was not angry. She stroked her belly and burped, not looking like a devil at all.

But she is indeed not the devil himself.

She hummed the scripture, "For example, among the powers of the desire realm, the demon Mara is the foremost."

"I am the third daughter of Mara, transformed into a dragon girl. I originally wanted to seduce the boy Jingjie Luo from Kaiyuan Temple. Well, you have intercepted me."

The boy Jingjie Luo is the Venerable Shunsheng, who once protected the golden-nosed white-haired rat demon in the underground palace of the Iron Lion Temple.

Later, the Rat Princess was sent to Lingshan by Yanxia.

The demon king said, "So, whether you want to fight me or not, give me a clear answer."

"What you think is beautiful."

Xue Shi'er despises other people's background.

She thought about it and realized that all the people she had made friends with before were people who walked around Mount Sumeru, worked in the realm of form and the realm of formlessness, and were prominent figures on Mount Lingshan.

Now that he is down and out, he associates with people of pure and virtuous character and monks who are devoted to the Tao.

This Six Heavenly Demon King really lowered her status a bit...

"I'm not a demon!"

Xue Shi'er shook his head.

Ao Erya said regretfully, "That's ruined! My trip here is really in vain. Since you are from Lingshan, I wanted to trick you into working for me... Well, I'll leave then."

After she finished speaking, she wanted to get up.

But no matter how hard I tried, my butt didn't move at all.

She tried to lift her butt again, but it seemed to be welded to the chair. This little loli's brain crashed.

Over there, boots hit the ground.

clatter! clatter! clatter!

Yanxia came over yawning, looking like someone who had been woken up from a sweet dream and was half dead.

"It's easy to come to my house, but it's not easy to leave!"

The little girl looked at Yan Xia fiercely and asked, "What the hell did you do?"

"Nothing much, I just smeared some glue on the chair. Fish bladder glue mixed with talisman paper ash. I drew the 101-speed bonding spell the night before. It will automatically become ineffective when I wake up during the day..."

Ao Erya frowned: "What a crappy name."

Yanxia perked up, "I just named it last night. How's it? It works, right?"

"How did you know I would sit in the chair?"

Yanxia pointed at the bookshelf next to her as if she was looking at a fool.

Ao Erya tilted her head and saw only the third row above, which was filled with books on divination and numerology.

"My divination skills aren't great, so I couldn't predict that you would definitely sit on the chair. But it doesn't matter. If you don't sit on the chair, there's a knockout drug in the teapot, a locking spell in the room, a chicken-stealing and dog-stealing charm on the door, a summoning talisman on the threshold, and a fractal spell on the North Emperor's Guan Dao on the window..."

Yan Xia shrugged, "There's always one that suits you."

Ao Erya opened her mouth.

She couldn't help but complain, "Is this really a study?"

"Books contain golden houses and beautiful women! For the sake of my golden beauty, what's wrong with taking extra precautions?"

Yanxia was justified.

The mixed-haired loli is too tired to complain.

Seeing that the loli had surrendered, Yanxia volunteered to bring the rope and the two of them planned to play some bondage.

Ao Erya acted like a dead duck that was not afraid of boiling water. Seeing that they wanted to play bondage play, she smiled coldly.

Yan Xia glanced at the rope and shook her head, saying, "That won't work. This little bastard is a demon from the Heaven of Freedom. She can change at will, so she can't be tied up with ropes. I'm also relying on talisman paper to stick her to it."