What kind of Journey to the West is this?

Dong Huang suddenly received a jade talisman: Happy Children's Day! I'm taking a day off!

On June 1st, Children's Day, a holiday that should have belonged to a twelve-year-old child like the author, the author was dragged by her supervisor to the laboratory to wash bones - she even refused to give me money for a cup of milk tea. There is no doubt that the evidence is overwhelming and this is a reappearance of the evil child labor system.

It went something like this: Yesterday, I was washing bones in the lab. They were bones, stained with dirt, that the archaeological team had unearthed, mixed with all sorts of other things. It was like opening a blind box. In the afternoon, I finally found a piece of amber and two pieces of polished agate. My instructor recognized me as a congenital bone-washing saint, so I was dragged back to the lab to wash bones again today...

Therefore, I don’t have time to write, I wish you all a happy Children’s Day and may you always keep your childlike innocence.

see you tomorrow!

Donghuang Suddenly Receives Jade Talisman: Chapter 151 [Qi Men Dun Jia, Yaksha Guardian]

As soon as Yan Xia finished speaking, she opened her Dharma eyes.

The surroundings were shrouded in black fog, as if it was the middle of the night.

Not to mention Xue Shier and Bai Zhu, she couldn't even see her own hands, it was truly "pitch dark when you stretch your hand out."

Silently reciting the Heavenly Heart Sutra, Yanxia raised the Wisdom Sword and slashed forward, but to no avail.

He slashed at himself again, and only then could he see clearly things three or four inches away.

Snap! A hand rested on her waist.

It turned out to be Ao Erya.

The mixed-haired girl wanted to pat her shoulder, but she was too short to do so.

Ao Erya, however, was quite at ease. She said, "Your Wisdom Sword is useless. It's used to break spells. This black fog isn't an ordinary spell. It's an illusion created by Qimen Dunjia, similar to a blinding effect. If you turn off your Dharma Eye, this black fog will distort your vision and deceive your mind."

"That old woman spouting water is probably the core of the formation. Your sword of wisdom can't strike the main target, so you can't break this strange gate."

Yan Xia asked, "Then why do you act like nothing happened?"

Ao Erya said, "I am in the Three Realms, but not in the Five Elements. How could the Qimen technique possibly trap me? If you were in the Five Qis Converging to Origin, you wouldn't be in the Five Elements either, and then you wouldn't be afraid of these techniques. Or perhaps you yourself understand the Qimen technique and can reverse the Five Elements to break it."

The Five Qis Returning to the Origin is a stage in the process of Jade Liquid Returning to the Elixir.

Yan Xia guessed that neither of them seemed very capable, so she said, "I'm counting on you over there, Pikachu!"

The demon rolled his eyes.

What a crap name you picked!

Yan Xia picked up Ao Erya and threw her upwards.

This mixed-haired loli was thrown into the air and turned into a gray-backed falcon. It cried out and white lanterns lit up in the black fog around it.

Maids dressed in translucent gauze clothes, decorated with gold, silver and jewelry, and with veils on their faces, walked out from all directions, holding white lanterns and reciting the "Diamond Sutra", saying that all conditioned phenomena are like dew and lightning.

The sound of chanting seemed to bring Yanxia back to Kaiyuan Temple.

Everything went dark before her eyes, and when she opened them again, she saw the gloomy sky.

In the yard, Bai Zhu and the others seemed to be asleep, with their eyes squinted and not quite awake.

Yan Xia saw that this was another layer of illusion covering the strange gate, presenting the appearance of the real world.

The principle is the same as the VR version of Earth OL in "The Truman Show". Although you are still in a fake world, you can see what the real world looks like.

When she reached the side of the wing, she saw a green frog croaking and picking things up.

This is the so-called water-spraying old lady.

He pinched it with one hand and twisted its neck.

The center of the formation disappeared and the Qimen collapsed.

There was no change in Yanxia's eyes, but in the eyes of Baizhu and Xueshier, the old lady who sprayed water suddenly disappeared.

Bai Zhu and the others turned around in confusion, not knowing what was going on.

Yan Xia lowered her head, only to see the frog in her hand twitch its legs, and the dead frog opened its mouth and spit out something, "A widow!"

The frog croaked a few times, and then its dark eyes turned and stared at Yanxia.

"An Ba Zui! Don't ruin our good thing."

After saying that, the frog exploded with a pop, splashing blood all over Yan Xia's hand.

Baizhu immediately asked someone to prepare clean water.

After washing her hands, Yan Xia said, "It seems someone with a grudge has come to warn us."

Ao Erya reminded: "Don't talk nonsense, you and I are not the same."

The Bull-Headed Vajra King appeared behind her.

The eccentric loli immediately changed her tone: "We still have a common goal, Qinglong Temple."

Xue Shi'er asked doubtfully, "Is it Kanyang Mountain?"

"That old turtle doesn't have the guts." Yan Xia shook her head and said, "It should be the gang of those Xiao Liang ghosts from True Lord Bai Du."

"It's really crazy."

Yan Xia first asked Ao Erya: "Can we find out who set up the strange gate?"

Ao Erya felt it was outrageous, "I'm not a dog!"

Oh, looking for a dog.

Snow Lion sneezed.

Yan Xia asked again, "Come over here and help me. Smell this scent. Can you find the trace?"

The snow lion bared its teeth. Seeing the bloody and mangled appearance of the frog, it wanted to take a bite of the Taoist priest even more.

How does this smell?

She said angrily, "Don't you know how to tell fortunes?"

Yan Xia had developed Cang Yue syndrome and slapped her head, "I forgot!"

Snow Lion: “…”

Using coins for divination is not a good idea; it's too simple. Taiyi, Qimen, and Liuren are all good, but Yanxia is better at Fengjiao.

She plucked a hair from the snow lion, and the hair swayed in the wind. In a moment of inspiration, she calculated the direction.

Immediately, the Bull Head Dharma Image appeared and soared into the air.

Yanxia closed her eyes and rode the Bull-Headed Vajra all the way to Chang'anfang in the north of the city.

The closer they got, the clearer the familiar stench of decay became. Opening her Dharma Eyes, Yan Xia saw a flying yaksha ghost sitting cross-legged in a courtyard, holding an eight-diagram plate in his hand and wearing Buddhist beads around his neck, looking quite out of place.

Aiming at the Yaksha ghost, Niu-Tou Vajra King raised a big spear and used it as a javelin.

lift.

..........

boom!

The gavel fell and the wooden fish was struck.

In the cold winter, the monk wore only a thin robe and was protected by four bare-chested warrior monks.

In front of me was a field of gold, all shaped into the shape of carp.

The monk raised his head, and his pair of sharp eyes saw through the beams and the roof, looking straight at the Yaksha ghost in the sky who was feasting on money.

Every time the Yaksha ghost took a bite, one of the golden carp in the house would turn into powder.

Then, a faint golden light appeared on the body of the Yaksha ghost.

"Amitabha!"

"Donor! Your strange technique has miscalculated!"

Behind him, a scholar in Confucian robes came over and also clasped his hands together.

"Magic power cannot defeat supernatural powers. Supernatural powers cannot defeat destiny. Master Jingqing, don't worry. It's just a misstep. Destiny is on my side, and the situation will change. That's why I have the confidence to borrow the Yaksha guardian from your temple!"

The scholar smiled.

"Supernatural powers cannot defeat destiny, and destiny cannot defeat gold! You asked me, the Yaksha guardian of the Azure Dragon Temple, to wade through this muddy water for you, which is not cheap. I will give you fifty taels of gold, thirty-six coins for the journey, and twelve coins for food and drink. Remember to pay for it all."

"For our sake... can you give me a discount?"

"Private matters are private matters, public matters are public matters. For the sake of our personal relationship, I will waive my forty-eight cents."

The great monk chanted the Diamond Sutra while beating a wooden fish.

Four monks around him, holding demon-subduing pestles, shouted, "Pay back the money!"

The scholar in Confucian robes cursed in his heart and wanted to stab the big monk to death with a sword, but when he looked up and saw the four martial monks around him, he immediately became scared.

"Pay back the money!"

The roar was louder than that of bears, lions and tigers. The sound was so deafening that it even covered up all the noises in the sky.

boom!

The Bull-Headed Vajra King aimed at the chest of the Yaksha ghost on the roof and threw his spear.

Then there are two arms that make money.

Chant the spell, raise your hand, and throw.

boom!boom!

The Yaksha ghost endured the pain and flew up, cleverly dodging the two big guns, but the two big guns fell on the house.

The sudden attack threw everyone in the room into panic.

These spears were powerful and heavy. Three of them were fired, causing cracks in the beams and making them shaky.

Master Jingming and the monk were still calm, but the scholar could no longer contain himself. Seeing that the house was about to collapse, he quickly turned into a gust of cold wind and ran out.

Unexpectedly, Yanxia was luring the snake out of its hole.

She saw a cold wind blowing out, and the golden bell of flowing fire in the hand of the Bull-Headed King immediately shook, shaking the cold wind away, and the scholar fainted and vomited all over the floor.

But just as Ao Erya said, the enemy behind this has some tricks up their sleeves.

Before the Bull-Headed Vajra King flew down, the scholar ran a few steps, hid in a shadow, and disappeared without a trace.

Look at that yard again.

It was empty inside, with only a wooden fish lying on the ground.

Donghuang suddenly received a jade talisman: Chapter 152 [Picking peaches from heaven, fishing in the sea]

Qing'anju, wing room.

A tiny light in the night.

Yanxia clasped her hands together and opened her eyes.

"I didn't catch up with them. They ran away."

On the windowsill, the round-faced owl twisted its neck, its big eyes flashing green.

The owl opened its mouth and said, "You are quite capable. I couldn't even catch up with your Vajra Dharma Image."

"There's a Yaksha ghost, probably from the Azure Dragon Temple. There's also a sorcerer who's good at escaping magic, but I don't know where he came from."

Yanxia crossed her arms and looked out the window.

In the sky, a bright mirror hangs high, shining brightly.

.............

The next morning, Yanxia first practiced a set of Liuhe桩.

After her muscles and bones were relaxed, she went to Xiong's Pharmacy.

A new boy came to the pharmacy. He had golden hair and looked like a foreign barbarian.

He is also responsible for sitting in the hall.

Seeing this, Yan Xia looked at him and said, "You hedgehog, you really got a chance."

The golden hedgehog smiled foolishly and bowed, saying, "Greetings to the Heavenly Official."