What kind of Journey to the West is this?

It’s okay to become an immortal for no apparent reason!

An Yanxia originally thought she was already quite the cheat, having a thousand-year dream, knowing a thousand years in the past and a thousand years in the future, and even having a brother named Tongzi. She never expected that this was what the Grandmaster was feeding her...

After a soul traveled through time 5.6 billion years ago, he went to Longhua to witness Maitreya's enlightenment. This was much more impressive than her.

Luo Sushang smiled and said, "The world is full of wonders. Don't be so surprised—be it the Millennium Dream or the Longhua Banquet, they are all illusions, fleeting and fleeting, like dew and lightning. They may be beautiful, but you must also know: the Buddha is in Lingshan, do not seek him far away; Lingshan is within your heart. Everyone has a Lingshan Pagoda, so cultivate beneath it."

Granny Yao narrowed her eyes and smiled, "I'm so lucky to have met you two masters today. My five children have all escaped from their cages and are now seeing a whole new world."

"I think this is a perfect time. I'll host a 'treasure box banquet' to welcome you. Master An's friends are waiting impatiently outside the cave, and it's so hot outside, I won't let them all in."

Wenhu, Chachi and others personally brought the treasure box, and the matter was settled.

An Yanxia said, "That's good. It's better to resolve a feud than to create one. Let's get drunk first and let the grudge go."

She remembered that the "Pure Yang Fairy Wine" from the Rotten Peach Forest in Wuhe Mountain should be almost ready, and she felt greedy for it for a moment.

Luo Sushang interrupted her ruthlessly, "Drinking is harmful to your health. You are not allowed to drink."

Medicine Granny smiled and said, "Yes, yes. What kind of wine can we make with good grain? We don't drink alcohol here. True Man, please go and meet the Taoist friends outside."

"Ah? How can I break the cave heaven restriction?"

"Master, don't worry. I have here the Cave Heaven Jade Talisman, a divine artifact from the Zhengyang Cave Heaven. Refine it and say 'open,' and the Cave Heaven restriction will automatically dissolve."

Yan Xia took the jade talisman and looked at it. Oh, it turned out to be the key to the main door...

"Master, please invite the others outside first. I will then invite you to see the orchid cultivated by the Great Immortal Zhongli. It is also a spiritual thing. I think it is also a true seed for becoming an immortal."

"Has this orchid become a spirit?"

"I can't say it, I can't say it..." Medicine Granny said with a smile, "Go quickly, Master. I have something to say to Su Shang."

An Yanxia had no choice but to pick up the jade talisman and let go of the golden light to escape to the entrance of the cave.

When she came here before, the entrance was just an ordinary stone door, but now there were two very abstract Kuilongs coiled on it, each holding a pearl in its mouth.

As soon as she came over, two Kuilongs sprayed water to welcome her.

The water splashed all over An Yanxia's face.

An Yanxia: “….”

She silently pinched a water-avoidance spell, feeling that this Dongtian's brain was not very smart. Then she thought that this Dongtian was inside a cave, so it must be a stone head. It would be strange if it was smart...

She shouted "Open." With a loud rumble, the stone door swung open, and with another popping sound, a red apricot branch emerged from the rock wall.

I don't know who taught Dongtian this abstract way of responding.

Outside the cave, the snow lion was staring at her with eager eyes, but the four raccoon fairies were missing their third and fourth sisters, and no one knew where Shushuijun had gone.

After asking, An Yanxia found out that it was she and Luo Sushang who had not come out yet. They also saw the Great Sage of Great Compassion, the Great Sage of Huikong and the Great Sage of Cha Chi going in, so they thought that there was no danger at all, so they all sent people away.

At this moment.

The Lord of Water went straight to the residence of the Lord of the Great River. The Great River was the Yellow River. During the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties, the Yellow River was not so yellow and was only called "He". It was one of the Four Rivers.

The Sushui River is a tributary of the Yellow River, and the Yellow River Dragon Lord, Sushui Lord's superior, is a red-bearded dragon. Sushui Lord went to the Dragon Palace to inform the gatekeeper catfish, and after passing through the palace, he encountered an old turtle.

This is General Turtle.

General Turtle said, "Lord God, today is not a major day, and there is no banquet. Why are you not guarding the Sushui garrison? Why are you here in the palace?"

Lord Sushui said, "You don't know this: a while ago, demons from Mount Zhongnan stole the imperial seal and pinned the blame on me, making me the scapegoat for the foolish City God. Today, I finally tracked them down, and I'd like to ask Lord Long's permission to bring my troops and demand an explanation."

General Turtle was shocked when he heard this, but he was embarrassed and said:

"This is really troublesome. Do you still remember the twelfth wife that the old Dragon Lord of Jinghe had just married? Some time ago, Twelfth Lady lost her son and was very sad for a long time. The old Dragon Lord of Jinghe held a special banquet to cheer her up.

"Lord Long is a filial son. He's been gone for two or three days, and we don't know when he'll be back. Oh, and the Eighth Prince, who guards Mount Tai, came all the way here to attend the banquet. He just arrived here last night. You might as well go ask the Eighth Prince."

When Lord Shushui heard that it was the eighth prince of the Jinghe Dragon King, he was immediately delighted.

The Eighth Prince is a kind-hearted mirage dragon who practices Taoism in "Taiyue" or Wudang Mountain. He has a very good relationship with the disciples of the Zhenwu Emperor and usually enjoys conquering demons and catching monsters.

Lord Shushui bowed and thanked him and went to look for the Eighth Prince of Mirage Dragon. The third and fourth sisters of the Four Li Fairies went their separate ways, one to Shangdang and Xihe, and the other to Puzhou.

One summoned Zhayunjun, Lu Naizi, Banshanshi and Xihe Goddess.

One called Chen Qingliang, Chen Qingshui and Mr. Heming.

Soon, clouds began to move in the three states, and help came from all directions, to relieve Master An from his suffering and save Luo Sushang from the water and fire.

At this moment, An Yanxia sneezed and picked up a piece of cake and stuffed it into her mouth.

She ate and drank with the Great Sage Wenhu and the Great Sage Yantie, and each of them got drunk on the fruit juice. The two great sages were so happy that they were about to worship her as their leader.

Journey to the West by the Supreme Immortal: Chapter 312 [Smoke and Summer, Bravely Journey to the End of the World]

This juice is somewhat fermented.

At the table, An Yanxia, Wenhu and Yantie gathered together stealthily, drinking grape juice.

An Yanxia wondered, "Didn't you say there was no wine?"

The Iron-Swallowing Great Sage smiled innocently and said, "No, no. It's hot out here, and the juice has been sitting out for too long. Drink it quickly, or it'll go bad if you keep it out any longer."

Wenhu had drunk too much, and his mind was wavering and unstable. The 1.6-meter-tall man shrank to 1.4 meters, then shrank to half a man, and finally broke his transformation and turned into a tabby cat, sleeping soundly on the table.

Yan Tie also drank happily and said, "You are a real alcoholic. The Great Immortal Zhongli is the Emperor of Zhongnan Cave Heaven, and I am his disciple. This cave heaven is also abandoned by the Great Immortal. How about you become the master?"

"So I'm called: Master of Zhongnan Cave Heaven. This is Changxia Valley. Those villains outside are afraid of us and call us Zhongnan Demon Bandits. Since I defeated the demon bandits, I am naturally the most evil bandit among the demon bandits, so I was given the title of Changxia Sinner.

"We have also been instructed by the Immortal and Xuanhe Sword Immortal. The Immortal is naturally a teacher and can become a leader. He should be called the Six Saints Leader!"

Wen Hu woke up with a sniffle and suddenly said happily, "Master of Zhongnan Cave Heaven, the culprit of Changxia, and the leader of the Six Saints!"

He suddenly shook his head and commented, "Six Saints, that's not good! We call ourselves Great Saints, and we can brag about it. How can we so blindly flatter others?"

"The Immortal is of the Zhengyang lineage. I don't recognize many characters, but I've heard fortune tellers say: Yang, Heaven, Qian! The Great Ming Dynasty begins and ends, and six figures are formed at the same time. They ride six dragons to control the heavens! The Immortal should be called the Six Dragon Sect Leader, and they ride six dragons to control the heavens!"

An Yanxia was also slightly tipsy, and on a whim she joined in the fun. When she was having fun, she put one foot on the table and sang the Yin Fu Jing loudly.

Now it’s really on the table.

Then the two saints shouted: "The master of Zhongnan Cave Heaven, the evildoer of Changxia, the supreme immortal, the leader of the six dragons, who rides six dragons to control the sky!"

When this shout was made, the cave had its own spiritual essence, and it was also happy that its master had been given an honorable title. Then one could hear the whistling of the wind and the roar of dragons.

The uneven parts of the rock wall look like flowing dragons from a distance.

After a few dragon roars, six dragons, namely Kuilong, Chilong, Panlong, Yinglong, Qiulong and Jiaolong, flew into the sky, clouds appeared under their claws, sprayed mist from their mouths, and circled around An Yanxia with joy.

An Yanxia was in the middle of it, like an ancient immortal riding a dragon into the sky in a fairy painting.

"What are you doing? Why do you smell like alcohol?"

With a sound, Luo Sushang walked into the cave, her willow-shaped eyebrows slightly raised, and an ominous and dangerous aura emanated from her body.

What six flying dragons, what ancient immortals, An Yanxia and the two saints Yantie and Wenhu sobered up instantly from the drunkenness, and in the blink of an eye they all became part of the same suffering - only to see the bright moon hanging behind Luo Sushang, and her body was covered with water vapor.

"I was wondering what the three of you were doing hiding here, but it turns out you're just learning bad habits instead of good ones."

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In a cave not far away, Snow Lion was drinking tea.

Xue Shi'er had previously been battling the Four Saints, and although An Yanxia had told her the misunderstanding had been resolved and they were now friends, she still remained wary and sipped her tea cautiously.

The main reason was that she had been persecuted many times in the past, and she always felt that the Six Great Sages were playing hard to get - they might even poison the tea, and she would faint if she drank two sips.

Xue Shi'er was closely watching the little demon pouring tea for her, observing every move it made, and then had it drink first to test the poison. Finally, she picked up the teacup, but before she could even take a sip of the tea, she used a little magic trick to pour it all into her sleeve.

I don't know if I was poisoned, but I felt really uncomfortable with the puddle of water in my sleeve...

She was on guard when she saw An Yanxia coming from outside the cave, gritting her teeth and holding her butt. Xue Shi'er was immediately startled, her magical power flowing. She exclaimed in surprise, "Sure enough, these monsters are hiding murderous intentions!"

"Taoist! Let's run!"

An Yanxia was confused and said, "Where are you going? Come on, have a bottle of snowflakes and bravely travel the world?"

"Run for your life! You've been beaten so badly that you can't even walk!"

"Yeah! How abhorrent! He didn't even consider the camaraderie of fellow disciples. When he got tired of fighting with his hands, he actually switched to the scabbard! His swordsmanship was so powerful that I couldn't even dodge!"

Snow Lion's brain crashed.

Are there any who use swords among the Six Saints of Zhongnan?

The Great Sage Huikong has no weapons, the Great Sage Daci only has a medicine jar, the Great Sage Chimu can only run, the Great Sage Yantie has an iron Zen staff, the Great Sage Wenhu uses a hunting bow, and the Great Sage Chachi carries a nine-ring knife...

Snow Lion's little head was a little confused.

She mumbled, "Are you okay?"

Then she muttered again: "I feel like something is wrong with me..."

An Yanxia stayed with Xue Shier to recuperate. Fortunately, Xue Shier was considerate and asked the Red-eyed Great Sage for some medicine for external injuries to apply to her.

In fact, the injury is not serious and it will heal in two or three quarters of an hour.

At this moment, Great Sage Huikong was discussing the preparations for the banquet with Grandma Yao.

When the two raccoon fairies first arrived at Zhengyang Cave Heaven, their fur stood on end with every step they took. However, seeing that the Six Great Saints had no hostility and even specially held a banquet to entertain them, the two cats who loved lively atmosphere forgot about celebrating the festival.

But outside the Taoist Xia Valley, more than a dozen streams of light were coming from all directions.

From the east came Mr. Heming and three cicada-carrying fairies; from the west came the two sword fairies, Chen Qingliang and Chen Qingshui; from the south came the Goddess of Xihe, Lord Zhayun, Lu Naizi, and the Mountain Mover; from the north came Lord Shushui and the Eighth Prince of Shenlong.

The four reinforcements came from different directions, and were all eager to fight each other to save people. When they met, they subconsciously thought that the other party was the "Six Saints of Zhongnan" and were about to fight.

Fortunately, the Chiling Nine Friends rushed to mediate and resolved the dispute.

Everyone introduced themselves, and the three raccoon fairies all said:

"Hey, where are Xiao Er and Xiao Wu? Could it be that they were captured by the Six Demon Saints?"

Mr. Heming said, "It seems that these six great saints are indeed extraordinary! Moreover, they rely on the cave heaven, which allows them to attack or defend. If we are not careful, we will be killed here! You are all chivalrous cultivators from all over the world, and you absolutely cannot die here."

"I am Heming from Nantian Mountain. I am good at Qimen Dunjia, the Five Elements, and the Eight Trigrams. Please give me some time. I will break the magic barrier of the cave."

The Xihe Goddess said, "So it's Mr. Heming of Nantian Mountain! I'll go and protect you. Mr. Zhayun, you two will wait here for the opportunity."

Zhayun Jun agreed immediately. At this time, the Eighth Prince of Mirage Dragon said, "I am the Little Mirage Dragon from the foot of Wudang Mountain. The magical restrictions of the cave heaven are indeed powerful. But I also have the skill of transforming into an invisible form, which can deceive the restrictions and escape into it."

"From what I heard, your friends seem to be still unsure of their fate. I'll go in and check for you first. If they're still alive, I'll do my best to rescue them."

Journey to the West by the Supreme Immortal: Chapter 313 [Day and Night Defense]

The little mirage dragon spit out clouds and mist from its mouth, and there seemed to be castles in the sky in the clouds and mist.

Legend has it that mirage dragons, born in the sea, can deceive merchant ships and fishermen, creating a mirage. Evildoers can devour humans at this time. Because they devour so many people and commit such grave sins, mirage dragons are different from other dragon species and are born with only half a reverse scale.

When Zhayunjun saw this illusion, he shouted "color" and saw the little mirage dragon spit out clouds and mist that covered the Changxia Valley.

Looking again, there was no trace of the little mirage dragon.

In just a moment, he deceived the cave's magic ban and went around to the Zhengyang Cave.

He said that when he first entered the cave, he used the mist to hide his body, so that the little demons who occasionally passed by could not see through him. But he still wanted to be cautious and took out a wind bottle from his sleeve.

This bottle is called the Wind Gathering Bottle. It can collect winds from all directions. With this bottle, you can travel freely even in a windy day.

The little mirage dragon gathered the wind from all directions into the bottle and examined it carefully.

It turns out that the winds in this world are also different: there are the eight righteous winds, the eight evil winds, and the eight evil winds that Buddha hates. But the wind in this cave is strange, neutral and peaceful, not like an evil wind, not like an evil wind, not like a righteous wind, but a mighty and righteous Qi.

The so-called wild horses are dust, and living things blow each other with their breath.

The little mirage dragon exclaimed in amazement, "What a fairy-like dew! Is there a master in this demon cave?"

He relied on his unpredictable ability to shroud himself in mist and cloud, and he made his way into the cave without hesitation. The monsters he encountered along the way were indeed unable to recognize him. Not even the Great Sage with Wings, the Great Sage with Lettering Tiger, and the Great Sage with Swallowing Iron could see him.

He walked a few dozen steps and passed a corridor, and saw three big characters "Qianyuan Cave" engraved in front of the cave in front of him.

Qian means Yang. Yuan means beginning. He wondered if this was the source of the Qian Yang righteousness.

When I went in, I saw three women.

One was the pharmacist with white hair and red eyes, one was An Yanxia who was lying on the stone bed and gasping for breath, and the other was Xue Shier who was rubbing An Yanxia's butt through her clothes.

"Doctor, when will this stop? It hurts!"