What kind of Journey to the West is this?

The girl stared at Xue Shier's thick fur coat and boots, with question marks in her head.

Xue Shier explained: "This is just a magical piece of clothing. It's actually my hair."

The girl suddenly realized, "Oh, naked, no clothes on."

Xue Shier was so angry that his cheeks puffed up and he ignored her.

Xue Shier got on the donkey, and Yan Xia followed suit. The small donkey seemed a little overwhelmed with the weight of two people.

JOJO walked slowly towards the Kanyuan River, stepped into the water with one foot, and floated up.

As soon as the snow lion's feet touched the water, it made a "ouch" sound, and left its feet hanging in the air, looking around in fear.

"Don't move. Be careful not to fall."

Yanxia hugged Xue Shier, clothes touching clothes, fingers interlocked and holding her hands, skin touching skin.

Snow Lion felt uncomfortable being held, and his little head was full of random thoughts, wandering to who knows where.

The Kanyuan River is wide and there is still some distance to the shore. Xue Shier tried to find something to talk about to ease the awkwardness.

"Taoist, why did you go to Woniu Slope?"

"Find someone."

"Which family is so unfortunate that you have to come to their door?"

"Be careful or I'll throw you down."

"You've revealed your true colors... Hey, hey, hey, don't let go!"

Xue Shi'er felt the donkey swaying, his face turned pale, and he shrank towards Yan Xia.

Damn Taoist priest!

The arms are so tempting!

"I'm going to find medicine to save people."

"Rescuing people? That's rare. You've killed quite a few along the way."

"I've had a dream since I was a kid!"

"Become the devil of chaos?"

"What are you talking about? I want to cultivate immortality, become an immortal, and become a partner of justice!"

Xue Shier was too tired to complain.

It's really righteous, sending all the demons to hell along the way...

Aside from acting like a demon king, he is indeed a righteous ally.

However, immortals are not bound by any rules. Perhaps this Taoist priest can really become a Taiyi Immortal...

The two of them chatted nonsense with each other and finally crossed the Kanyuan River.

Although the road ahead was difficult to walk on, fortunately there was no waterway, so the Snow Lion could walk on it as if it were flat ground.

Soon, the two arrived at Woniu Slope.

Woniu Slope is located on the west side of Wuhe Mountain, adjacent to a north-south official road. As the saying goes: If you want to get rich, build roads first.

Roads bring wealth and people, so building temples near roads attracts incense. The old fox spirit of Wuhe Mountain was able to cultivate because it occupied a roadside hillside. This is part of the so-called feng shui.

But unfortunately, by the time Yanxia and Xueshier arrived at Luoniupo, a whole night had passed. They had not slept all night and were exhausted from the journey. They really had no mood to admire the superior layout of Luoniupo.

Yan Xia yawned and said, "I'll rest for a while."

Snow Lion had made great progress in refining his essence, so he didn't feel very sleepy.

Seeing Yan Xia looking sleepy, she took the initiative to ask, "Do you want something to eat? I'll find something for you."

"casual."

What a casual one.

The snow lion wants to bite people, isn't this just fooling the cat...

But the next moment, Yan Xia was meditating and calming her mind.

Snow Lion had no choice but to look around and planned to go into the woods to catch a pheasant and pick some wild fruits.

During the early Tang Dynasty, deforestation was relatively rare, unlike later times when there were bare hills everywhere.

This is indeed a good place to practice cultivation. Xue Shier looked up and opened his mouth wide.

Peach and plum trees fill the forest with the fragrance of fruit. Fragrant peaches and rotten apricots, sweet and delicious like nectar; crisp plums and bayberries, sour and tart like creamy cheese. Crack open a pomegranate, and its cinnabar grains reveal fiery crystal beads; split open a taro and chestnut, and its hard flesh resembles golden agate.

Snow Lion searched the woods and caught two silly pheasants that refused to run away even when they saw people. He also picked a lot of peaches, plums and pomegranates, rolled them up in the edge of his jacket, and ran clumsily, humming a song as he returned home with a full load.

But before she left the woods, she heard sobbing.

"There are still people in this forest? They can't be ghosts, right?"

Xue Shier hesitated for a moment, found a place, put down his things, and went to look for the source of the crying.

I looked everywhere but couldn't find anyone.

When she looked back, she saw two little children, a boy and a girl.

The little girl stood under the tree, wiping her tears and crying loudly, and she wouldn't stop.

The boy grabbed the girl's shoulders and said something.

Xue Shier immediately got angry and yelled, "How dare you bully others here, kid!"

The boy turned around in confusion and saw a sister with noble clothes and beautiful eyebrows, and shook his head quickly.

"How dare I!"

"Liar! You're bullying people here, and you still dare to lie!"

The snow lion took a step forward, puffed out his lips, and looked down upon the child, bullying him.

"You are not allowed to bully your brother!"

The girl behind suddenly stood in front of Xue Shier and opened her arms.

Snow Lion had a silly look on his face and made a cute sound, "Eh?"

"You are not allowed to bully your brother!"

The girl emphasized again.

Xue Shier said angrily: "Why can't you tell good from bad? I'm helping you."

"You can't bully my sister!"

The boy dodged and blocked the girl again.

Snow Lion: “…”

Endless.

The Cangzhou Lions Have No Buddha Nature: Chapter 35 [Four Children]

Yan Xia opened her eyes, looking confused, then closed them, and opened them again, looking even more confused.

She looked at Xue Shier holding a child in each hand with a strange expression on her face.

"While I was sleeping, Xue Shi'er kidnapped two children from somewhere."

"Oh, it's just been born."

"Ah? You are the Virgin Mary?"

"What is Maria?"

"It's okay. I'm asking you if this is Uncle Yu's flesh and blood."

Even though Xue Shi'er didn't know who Mr. Yu was, she could tell that Yan Xia was teasing her.

"This is your blood."

"Did these two children know when you said this?"

Yan Xia looked and saw that the two children stepped back and stood obediently behind Xue Shier, being quite polite.

Xue Shier feels uncomfortable when talking about this.

The little girl gnashed her teeth and said angrily, "These two little brats are so despicable! I can't just watch them get eaten by wild beasts in the woods!"

Yan Xia muttered, "You don't seem much more mature than these two kids..."

However, after hearing the incoherent words of Xue Shi'er, she probably figured out that this must have been something Xue Shi'er found accidentally while looking for food in the woods.

Since it appeared in the woods, there should be traces to follow.

Yanxia looked at the little boy, who shuddered with fear.

Looking at the little girl again, she was pulling Xue Shier's sleeve and about to start crying.

She said angrily: "Am I ugly?"

The two children were trembling with fear.

An Yanxia: “…”

Kids are so annoying.

Xue Shier stared for a while, and saw the girl's ethereal skin and delicate bones, and her small face was warm and smooth, like a piece of beautiful jade. Anyone who saw it would want to pinch it.

Saying that it was a banished immortal who came to the world was not empty talk.

However, Xue Shier looked at Yan Xia's red robe with arrow sleeves that were permanently enchanted and could never be washed white, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

She could smell the blood from ten steps away.

Xue Shier said, "Whatever you want to ask, let me tell you."

"Oh, ask them where their home is and how they got here, and then send them back later."

Xue Shier turned around and asked, but the girl was just wiping her tears, and the boy stammered and couldn't explain clearly.

Yan Xia threatened, "Didn't you hear the lady asking you questions?"

After being frightened, the boy finally spoke clearly.

"My father is a snake breeder who lives on the north side of the slope. This morning, my sister and I went to the woods to pick fruit for dinner, but it was foggy this morning and we got lost..."

"My dad will definitely come looking for us soon. Don't eat me and my sister yet. We are still young and can still grow meat. My dad is strong and has a lot of meat!"

"You are such a filial son."

Yan Xia was too tired to complain, so she asked casually, "Did you know there are two immortals living nearby?"

The boy was confused and shook his head repeatedly.

Yanxia sighed silently.

Doctor Xiong only said that he came to Luoniupo to look for the two immortals Yuan and Liu, but she didn't even know where the two immortals were, so where could she find them?

There was no other way, Yanxia had to focus on the present and coax the child.

——The little girl was about to cry out loud.

Yanxia found a few small stones and drew a grid of thirteen horizontal and thirteen vertical stones on the ground. She said loudly, "Stop crying, you two. I'm going to teach you a game."

As soon as the children's attention was diverted, they immediately forgot their fear and looked over.

Although Xue Shier looked like he was rejecting, his body was very honest. He stood on tiptoe to watch Yan Xia draw the grid.

The girl chuckled softly and said, "How about I teach Snow Lion a lesson too?"

Xue Shi'er said proudly, "Since you've said so, it's hard for me to refuse."

She glanced at the grid and looked surprised. "Is this Go?"

"Xue Shi'er also knows how to play Go?"

"No. It's too difficult."

"My game is called Gobang. It's not really Go. It's also very suitable for Xueshier."

It is difficult to say the origin of Gobang. Some say it existed during the reign of Emperor Yao, some say it dates back to the Southern and Northern Dynasties, and some say it dates back to the Tang Dynasty.