What kind of Journey to the West is this?

After cursing, the bandit smiled at Yan Xia flatteringly, "Don't blame me, my lord! Don't blame me, my lord! In this poor and remote place, the people there are so rude."

Yanxia's thought of summoning the double maces gradually faded, replaced by full of confusion.

No, can you guys show some professional qualities of a bandit?

This is too polite.

"Excuse me, sir, where are these servants?" The bandit looked around but didn't see anyone, so he looked An Yanxia up and down.

Yanxia pretended to be bewildered and said pitifully:

"The carriage was robbed, and the maid and my parents got separated. I haven't eaten anything, and I'm hungry."

The bandits were overjoyed.

There are carriages and maids! A rich family!

What a coincidence! What a coincidence!

The brothers were short of money, and the wallets were delivered to their doorsteps.

"That's great! Ahem! I mean, we still have some food here. Your Excellency must be exhausted after all the hardship. Come in quickly, warm yourself by the fire, and have something to eat."

Next to him, the postmaster opened his mouth speechless.

No, why do I feel like this noble man is possessed by a ghost...

Yanxia looked around, like a pitiful little lamb, and followed the bandits into the post station in a daze.

The bandit led the way and said respectfully, "Excuse me, where do you live, and what are your parents' names? It will be convenient for us to contact them later."

"My family is in the capital city. My father's surname is An, and his name is An Lushan. Mother, mother..."

As Yanxia spoke, she started to shed tears and burst into tears.

"died!"

Fortunately, An's mother passed away early, so Yanxia had no burden to speak.

"Alas, you are a pitiful man. I am also blind in one eye. I was shot by a stray arrow when I was fighting with the prince last year.

"The King of Handong and the Crown Prince were defeated in battle, and I lost my military pay, so I had to return home. Three years into my military service, my family thought I was dead. My wife remarried, taking our child with her. My father, left without support, froze to death in the winter."

The girl nodded secretly.

It turns out that even the most hateful people have their pitiful side.

It's not easy for anyone, no wonder they were forced to become robbers.

The bandit sighed and consoled him, "My uncle's name is Yan Kanxi. I'll take you to see the rest of the uncles later. They're all rough men, so don't be afraid."

Behind the lobby is a rest room.

Yan Xia followed Yan Kanxi, walked a few steps, stepped over the threshold, and saw five bandits and thieves chatting here.

One of them had a broken ear, one had a crooked nose, one had no tongue, one was missing an arm, and one had a damaged head.

Seeing Yan Kanxi coming with a young girl, the bandit with a headache exclaimed in surprise: "What a beautiful lady! Old Yan, you went out for a while, and how come you brought back a beautiful lady? Are you going to have some fun?"

"Shut your filthy mouth."

Yan Kanxi cursed and said, "This is me, a newly kidnapped man. My family is a wealthy businessman in the capital. Whether we brothers can live a prosperous life depends on this noble man!"

Yanxia was a little happy.

I finally felt like I was being kidnapped.

It was just a joke before!

She was about to summon the double mace, but Yan Kanxi turned around and apologized.

"My dear, I have deceived you. I brought you here to exchange you for some money. You don't have to worry too much. We are brothers and we are only here to seek wealth."

An Yanxia: “…”

Such professionalism, right?

Yan Kanxi continued, "These are my five brothers: She Changsi, Shen Benyou, Bi Xiuai, Yi Jianyu, and Er Tingnu. They are all rough people, so please don't be offended."

"No blame, no blame!"

The girl shook her head and asked, "You guys are planning to kidnap me, right?"

Yan Kanxi nodded awkwardly.

Yan Xia asked doubtfully, "Since it's kidnapping, shouldn't they write a threatening letter or something?"

Yan Kanxi said ashamedly: "I can't read or write."

Yanxia was speechless. How can you be a kidnapper if you can't read?... She nodded helplessly and stretched out her hand.

The bandits were all stunned.

"What are you waiting for? Bring me a pen. I'll write a threatening letter and you can send it to the capital."

The robbers were very embarrassed. They looked at each other and said, "We can't write. Where can we get a pen..."

Yan Xia glared at them and snorted, "Useless! If you don't have it yourself, why don't you go to the post station to ask for it? It's such a big post station, and you can't even find a pen?"

"Yes, yes! I'll go find it right away!"

A group of people hurried out to ask for brushes.

After a few minutes, he handed over the brush.

Yan Xia wrote a letter, stamped it with her own private seal, sealed it, and handed it to the bandit with the missing arm, saying, "You, your name is Shen Benyou, right? Go get a military horse and ride it to Qing'anju in Luo'anfang, the capital city."

Shen Benyou said in embarrassment: "This is not good. We brothers haven't read the content of the letter yet, and we don't know what you wrote."

Yan Xia glared at them and asked, "Can you read?"

The six bandits shook their heads.

“If you can’t read, what are you reading?

"Can you understand it?"

Several people shook their heads again.

"That's it! You're uneducated and unskilled, you can't even be a bandit. Go back and read the Thousand Character Classic carefully, and find a legitimate way to make a living."

Some questioning voices said: "But we are bandits and a rebel army!"

Yan Xia stood with her hands behind her back, inspecting the kidnappers and saying, "How long can you continue to be robbers? The Li family is now the emperor. In two years, the world will be at peace. Then the government will have the energy to deal with you."

Several people asked in confusion: "Madam An, what should we do then?"

"Didn't I tell you?"

Yan Xia threw the letter on the table, looked at the six people, and shouted, "Stand at attention! You're standing crookedly, what a mess!"

Several people were startled and stood up straight.

The appraisal of Yanxia's speech skills was a great success.

"That's more like it. You, yes, Shen Benyou, take the letter. I'm going to get something to eat. You guys can do whatever you want."

The six people bowed and slowly walked out of the room, looking at each other.

Someone muttered, "Are we the robbers or is this chick the robber?"

The Cangzhou Lion Has No Buddha Nature: Chapter 40 [The River Cart Rises to the Peak of Kunlun]

Yanxia was holding a braised duck leg, squinting her eyes and burping.

So comfortable!

During the long time she spent in Wuhe Mountain, she was either dealing with monks, associating with spiritual monsters, or fighting with demons. She had never eaten anything good.

— crunch!

A gust of wind blew, the door bolt moved, and the door opened a little.

A white shadow flashed in, and Yanxia took a look and realized that it was Xue Shier.

Snow Lion entered the house, chanted a spell, and turned into a boy wearing a dark blue jacket with plum blossom dots.

"Miss, are you enjoying food and drink here?"

The little girl took a look and put her hands on her hips in a sullen manner.

She was stealing horses in the stable, but this Taoist priest was able to eat the meat!

Yan Xia handed over a plate of donkey meat and asked doubtfully, "Xue Shi'er, aren't you afraid of alarming the nearby earth gods by using magic like this?"

As she spoke, Yanxia picked up a few pieces of meat and stuffed them into Xueshier's mouth.

"You still have a conscience... Mmmmm, delicious!"

Xue Shier swallowed it and said, "If you use magic outside the house, it will of course be noticed. But if you close the door, it's your own land, and those landowners can't see it."

Yanxia has learned a lot.

The Xuanyuan Great Elixir Technique does not explain these little tricks, and no one is willing to teach them.

Yan Xia asked, "How's the horse theft going?"

When talking about this snow lion, he looked depressed.

"I couldn't use magic, I couldn't steal, and I got kicked by a stupid horse! I saw someone coming, so I ran away."

Xue Shier turned around to show the girl that there was a faint gray-black horseshoe print on his clean stone-blue jacket.

Yanxia couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Damn it! Stop laughing, how are you doing?

"Didn't we say we wanted to scare these rebels? Did they run away? If they did, train a horse and we'll leave."

As he spoke, Xue Shi'er asked worriedly, "You didn't kill anyone by mistake, did you?"

"How come I'm like a murderer!"

She crossed her arms and looked at the girl without saying a word.

Yan Xia raised her hands in surrender and said, "There was no blood, but we didn't drive them away either."

Xue Shi'er said proudly, "Do you want me to help you?"

"Although I didn't scare them away, I did gain something. I subdued the bandits here. I've already sent someone to report to the capital. Someone will come to pick us up tomorrow."

Yan Xia said as she rubbed Xue Shier's face.

Snow Lion's face has a bit of baby fat, soft and chubby.

"That's a good thing...that's enough!"

Xue Shier took several steps back, putting his little hands in front of him to protect his face.

Seeing that Yan Xia had no intention of making any move, she walked to the wooden table with peace of mind, poured herself a cup of tea, drank it in one gulp, then raised her head and glared at the girl.

"You really are a bad guy."

"Well, it's all about food, sex, and nature. Snow Lion is too cute."

"What sweet talk!"

"I see it's getting late. Does Xue Shier want to stay overnight?"

Xue Shi'er's face turned red. He didn't dare to stay any longer. He turned around, changed back to his original form, and ran out in a flash.

..........

In the side room, the lights were burning red.

The candle flame burns upwards and the lamp oil flows downwards.

Yanxia was in a good mood as she watched the oil lamp crackle and explode.

It's relaxing to tease the snow lion occasionally.

But she didn't fall asleep, but looked at the table.

——Xue Shier just left a packet of medicine powder on the table.

Yanxia took it and sniffed it.