What kind of Journey to the West is this?

The wind and waves are rolling, and duckweed is floating on the water.

Xue Shier urged from behind: "Taoist, you have been standing here since just now, what are you looking at? It's so beautiful?"

Yan Xia opened her mouth slightly, feeling that the experience just now was extremely wonderful, like a dream.

When she came to her senses, she felt something strange in her hand. She raised her hand and saw that it was a gourd seed.

The Cangzhou Lion Has No Buddha Nature: Chapter 54 [One Drink, One Peck]

"I met Zhuang Zhou!"

"Oh."

Xue Shier disagreed and nodded in agreement.

Yan Xia opened her hands and said, "Don't disbelieve me, he even gave me something."

The gourd seeds are lying in the palm of my hand. I don’t know what this thing is used for. Maybe I can grow a gourd as big as a black-sailed boat?

The Academy of Agricultural Sciences was ecstatic.

How fresh!

Xue Shier looked at it and nodded, saying, "If you have met Nanhua Zhenren, then I have also met Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Yan Xia was surprised and asked, "You encountered it too?"

The little Loli's eyes were full of pity.

This is what people say: I met a Taoist master while visiting a temple fair. Who would believe it?

Even Yan Xia didn't believe it after hearing it.

She shrugged and said, "Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. I've been thinking about how much help I've received from you, Abbot Honghai, and Jinquexian'er along the way. It's a good opportunity for us to get together and have a dinner."

Xue Shier frowned. She didn't like this noisy scene very much.

Besides, she didn't have a very good relationship with Jinquexian, Tieshi Honghai and the others, so she subconsciously said, "I won't go."

She really didn't want to go.

Yan Xia said, "This is a banquet I'm hosting to thank everyone for their help along the way. If Golden Sparrow Immortal, the abbot, and Xiong Shanjun all come, but Xue Shi'er doesn't, wouldn't people accuse me of forgetting Xue Shi'er's kindness?"

Xue Shi'er wanted to retort, but after thinking for a moment, he scratched his head and said, "But I really don't want to go. My relationship with them has always been bad, and I'm afraid I'll spoil your fun."

"With me here, what is there for Snow Lion to be afraid of?"

Yanxia clasped her little hand with her five fingers. Xueshier clapped her hands twice but failed to stop her, so she had to let Yanxia hold her hand.

She thought about it, and with a trembling hand, she grasped the jade talisman on the Chipan bone.

This jade talisman was related to the imperial decree of the gods, but she didn't understand how to use it. It was just right that she was at Temple Street, so she could ask the old city god.

We didn’t walk far before we arrived at the City God Temple.

Coincidentally, Yanxia saw the girl who had been sweeping the courtyard in the temple again.

She still had those bright dark blue sleeves and her hair was tied in a side bun.

It’s not something that can be described as stunning, but it’s very attractive, and it exudes the aura of “this is a good girl” from the inside out.

The young girl in green was talking to an old lady with a red scarf on her head, and there were two strong men in front of her.

She said helplessly, "Mrs. Zheng, please don't try to tie me up with someone. Since I've become a temple priest, I've naturally given up on such thoughts long ago. I only want to serve the gods wholeheartedly."

The old lady smiled. "Qinghuai, for a girl, carrying on the family line is the most important thing. There are three kinds of unfilial behavior, and having no descendants is the worst! You're here as a temple priest. In two years, even if you want to change your mind, it will be too late!"

"It's too late. Love is a matter of fate."

The girl in green shook her head and tried to push the old lady away.

But unexpectedly, the matchmaker's face changed in an instant, and she said, "How can you just let it go? How can you know if there's fate if you don't try? Qinghuai, I have to make it clear to you that your Yu family is extinct. What would your father, mother, and ancestors think in heaven?"

The girl named Yu Qinghuai was helpless and could not move.

Cangzhou has always been a place of simple folk customs. Someone passing by the stall couldn't stand it and started to make a noise:

"You old woman, just be a matchmaker, why are you trying to force others into this?"

"That's right, the matchmaker's words are true, but the marriage must be of equal status. The two families must discuss it. You're just a matchmaker, and the eunuchs are anxious even if the emperor isn't!"

Laughter suddenly came from all around.

The matchmaker had a gloomy face. She glanced at them and said angrily, "This is a marriage arranged by General Zheng's family! Don't try to make trouble for no reason!"

Then, the two strong men behind her whispered, "Mom, we are here to propose marriage..."

After that, the two strong men shouted, "This is the marriage arranged between our Zheng Canjun and Yu Miaozhu. When the wedding comes, we would like to invite all the elders and villagers to join in the celebration!"

The two strong men shouted as they walked behind the girl and blocked her retreat.

That sounds nice.

As soon as these words were spoken, the laughter died down.

The matchmaker felt a little proud when she saw that everyone around her had calmed down.

Only the girl in green had an ugly expression on her face.

But Yanxia is not afraid.

Seeing Yan Xia eager to try, Xue Shier asked, "You want to help? When did you become that kind of person?"

Yan Xia was unhappy and asked back, "I have always been a good person!"

Xue Shi'er crossed his arms and said disdainfully, "You're probably just after her beauty... just like you're trying to hook me."

Yan Xia shook her head and said seriously, "The chicken is cooked."

This is the daughter of the temple keeper, her name is Yu Qinghuai.

In her previous life, when she went to the City God's Mansion to kill, she got into trouble and didn't know how to get to the City God's Dharma Realm, so someone lent her two agarwood sticks.

Every sip and every bite is predestined. Now it is her turn to help someone else in trouble. This is cause and effect.

Karma came to an end, and she said aloud: "So the soldiers can force their daughters to marry!"

"Who's talking! Ah? Who's talking!" The matchmaker glanced at Yan Xia, wiped her eyes, and was about to start scolding.

"You little slut..."

But the two strong men were shocked and quickly pulled the matchmaker back, saying, "Miss, what do you mean? How can you force a woman to marry you? This is a formal invitation."

Yu Qinghuai said helplessly: "I haven't agreed yet."

Yanxia was speechless.

Isn't this just forcibly abducting a woman?

She didn't understand the situation either, so she said, "Whether to marry or not depends on the wishes of both parties. If I can't make the decision myself, then it depends on the parents' wishes. You, a matchmaker, making the decision, while two outsiders, aren't you overstepping your authority?"

The matchmaker was furious when she heard this and clapped her hands to hit him, "Whose daughter are you? How dare you talk to your elders like that?"

Yanxia wasn't angry yet, but Xueshi'er, the spectator, was irritated first. He dodged and stood in front of Yanxia, angrily saying, "Old brothel owner, shut your stinking mouth! You are so unreasonable and you are blaming the master first! What did your parents teach you? It's really shameful!"

When the matchmaker heard this, she felt like someone was stabbing her lungs. She angrily said, "Big Cow and Second Cow, what are you still looking at? You two have even been called a brothel owner!"

The two strong men looked embarrassed, but they didn't dare to take action. They said aggrievedly, "Girl, please stop scolding my mother. She is old and confused."

Xue Shier scolded again, "You two, though tall and strong, are both so timid. You lack the integrity of a gentleman and follow others to bully the weak; and you lack the filial piety of a villain and lack the courage to even protect your loved ones."

The two strong men blushed with shame, but did not dare to refute.

Yan Xia laughed and said, "It's the parents' fault if the child is not well-educated. It's not surprising to have such a vicious shrew around."

"You two! This is how I taught you, woo woo woo, your father died a long time ago..."

The matchmaker pulled Yu Qinghuai's sleeve and was about to cry.

Yan Xia raised her eyebrows slightly and said in a clear voice, "You are just a matchmaker, and you are trying to pull the strings of a pure young lady. How can you be so unreasonable?"

But before the matchmaker could bother her, she suddenly felt a burning sensation on her back and face, as if she had a boil. She felt a pain and let go of the girl in green.

The two strong men were shocked when they saw it.

All I saw was a patch of red, pointed sores on the matchmaker's old face, forehead, nose wings, lips, and jaw. A foul odor could be smelled from a distance, which was very scary.

It's only been a few breaths, how come so many poisonous sores suddenly appeared on my face!

Daniu was a little frightened and thought to himself, "Could it be that even God can't stand this anymore?"

Erniu was a bit filial and worried: "Could Mom be suffering from a terminal illness? My family doesn't have any money to spend, and I have to ask my eldest brother for a share of the cost of ordering a coffin."

Xue Shier was stunned, looking at the face full of sores, his mouth almost curled up.

It's not that God couldn't stand it, it's that some Taoist priest couldn't stand it and deliberately made trouble...

But the matchmaker was still unwilling to give in. She endured the pain and said, "You two unfilial sons, what are you looking at? Hurry up and get Miss Yu to sign the document!"

"Brother, please help our mother go to the pharmacy first."

Erniu didn't dare to let his mother suffer any longer, so he quickly grabbed the matchmaker's arm and dragged her away from the scene regardless of whether she was dead or alive.

Only Da Niu, Yu Qinghuai, Yan Xia and Xue Shier were left at the scene.

Da Niu had just seen my mother break out on Yu Qinghuai's face after she touched him, and he was terrified. He didn't dare approach her, and simply said, "Miss, you'd better sign the document quickly. A young man from a military family has a bright future!"

Yan Xia was not polite and took the girl's hand, first asking: "Do you want to sign?"

Yu Qinghuai quickly shook his head and said with a wry smile: "I don't want to sign."

The girl was confused by the situation and only felt that the other party was a soldier from a state and had great power. Her parents had both passed away and she had no big trees to protect her, so it seemed that she had to get married.

Yan Xia nodded, "Then come behind me and I'll explain it to you."

As for marital disputes, Yanxia has seen a lot of them in various marriage and love shows. Even if she hasn't seen a pig run, she has eaten pork.

She first looked at Da Niu. "No matter what, you were the one who pulled him in first and gathered so many people. That was your fault first. Secondly, you used his military service as an excuse to force him into marriage. What do you want to do? Are you trying to ruin the reputation of his family? Are you worthy of this crime?"

Da Niu came to his senses immediately and broke out in a cold sweat.

Then, Yan Xia looked at the girl in blue and said, "Marriage is not just about getting married and having children. You should also consider these things carefully. But in the final analysis, this decision is up to you. Others cannot interfere."

The girl named Yu nodded slightly.

Yan Xia warned, "You rough guy, think carefully before you accept money next time! You messed up this thing, General Zheng lost face, and the girl lost her innocence. Are you responsible? Beating you to death is not enough."

The more Daniu thought about it, the more he felt that what Yanxia said made sense. He lowered his head and said, "Thank you for your teachings, young lady."

You see, even after we scolded someone, they still have to thank us.

Xue Shier was stunned.

Yan Xia glared at Daniu and said, "Don't thank me yet. Go back and tell your customers about the situation. Is it any use waiting here? Don't come back later. Tell General Zheng to wait for notification."

Da Niu was stunned and asked carefully, "Sir, how long do we have to wait for this news?"

"Wait for notice within thirty days, not counting days off. Go ahead."

Cangzhou Lions Have No Buddha Nature: Changed the title

This morning, before I started writing, I did a divination, and it said: "Flying fire and running rocks, as fast as thunder." This probably means that things will happen very quickly, very quickly.

I thought about it, what can I do fastest?

The fastest way is to ask for leave!

But considering that the product has to be released this Friday, it would be inappropriate to ask for leave.

I thought about it again and thought that changing the title of the book was quite quick, so I changed the title.

You see, I'd rather change the title of my book than take a leave of absence. What kind of spirit is this? This is the selfless spirit of abandoning the small self and dedicating oneself to the greater self!

So brothers and sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents, and readers, please place your first order on Friday.

Red bean paste Arigato.

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The above content is nonsense. Let me briefly talk about the update plan.

Based on the high hopes that I and all my readers have for this book, I originally planned to release 15 chapters, but because I have been addicted to games recently, I really don’t have many manuscripts left, so I decided to temporarily become Wu Geng Liuli and divide the chapters into three installments. In other words, that’s chapters a day for three days.

Of course, the performance of this book is visibly dismal, and that's obvious to all. But don't worry too much, I started with 100 pre-orders for my last book and still finished it. So, it won't collapse midway.