What kind of Journey to the West is this?

Yu Qinghuai felt sorry for the mouse and asked, "Senior, if this is about the Plague God, I'd like to go with you to take a look. We still don't know where the Plague God is. If we could find out where he's moving, we could find the route of the epidemic."

"Besides, the Rat Princess has contracted the disease, so she must have seen the Plague God. She might know what he looks like and how he spreads the plague. We can take precautions."

When Yan Xia heard this, she felt that it made sense.

Besides, there is nothing for me to do in the pharmacy, so I might as well follow this little mouse.

Seeing Yan Xia's agreement, the little mouse kowtowed and said, "Thank you, doctor! Thank you, doctor! I will serve you like a slave for the rest of my life!"

Yanxia was happy.

Where did you, a mouse, learn all these slick words and work like a slave? You are really capable.

"But how am I going to get there? I don't even know where your Rat King's mansion is."

"It's all ready," said the little mouse. "It's all ready! Go down the chimney, I'll show you the way!"

Yanxia wondered, "But I'm not a mouse, how can I walk down the chimney?"

The little mouse quickly took out a small piece of fur and said, "If you hold this in your hand, you can change into a mouse and follow me."

Yan Xia was shocked that there was such a thing.

She had only heard of human traffickers breaking children's legs or sewing them into bear and dog fur, forcing them to beg for mercy. This vicious practice was called "cai sheng zhe ge."

The things in these mice's hands are really similar to them.

Yan Xia immediately thought of the Heavenly Heart Method, raised the Wisdom Sword, and asked cautiously, "There are no side effects, right?"

The mouse said, "No! No! Unless it's sewn onto the body, it's just a magical tool that changes size. But it can only be used by one person."

Yu Qinghuai hesitated and said, "Can't both of us go? Then should I..."

The little mouse looked at Yan Xia and Yu Qinghuai, his brain shutting down. After thinking for a long time, he said, "That's fine, but one of them must open the acupoints of the other and transfer Qi at the same time."

Yanxia was a little confused.

Humans have nine orifices that connect them to the heavens and the earth, allowing them to communicate with spirits, energy, and essence. This means that the eyes, ears, nose, mouth, front and back yin of the human body are all open, allowing them to communicate with the outside world.

For example, listening to sounds, seeing colors, breathing, eating, or even something outrageous, you can absorb some nutrients by sitting on your butt at night.

But how do people communicate with each other?

Yu Qinghuai was a lady from a wealthy family, and a little embarrassed, she explained: "It's just... it's just, one thing connects with another, kissing, or... that thing..."

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I have something to do in the afternoon. If I can't update, I will make up for it tomorrow.

The Jade Talisman of the Eastern Emperor Arrives Suddenly: Chapter 86 [Underground Rat Kingdom]

When Yanxia heard that they were going to kiss, her head started buzzing.

Is it to replenish energy or to replenish magic?

This breathing posture is too weird!

Yu Qinghuai swallowed his saliva and whispered, "Senior, I don't..."

Of course she was happy to hear it.

Especially when she saw the girl's face, she remembered the medicinal fragrance she had smelled when she smelled the gourd seeds before.

Sister, you smell so good!

Xue Shier's words of encouragement now became a little man, constantly encouraging Yu Qinghuai in her head.

But Yan Xia pressed on, "I'm still a virgin!"

Yu Qinghuai: “….”

Yan Xia saw that there was no other way, so she had to agree.

She took the piece of fur that was only the size of her fingertip, held it in her hand, and asked, "How do I use this thing?"

"Just chant a spell."

The mixed-haired mouse quickly taught on the spot, reciting the spell to Yan Xia.

When Yan Xia heard this, she thought, hey, this really isn't a serious spell.

This should be a witchcraft circulated among the people. It is very convenient to use. It does not require talismans or fasting. Even people who have not built a foundation and cannot concentrate their spirit can use it.

It is a "cheap method".

Yan Xia wrote it down silently, then stared at Yu Qinghuai and said:

"Come on! Go ahead!"

She was naturally smart and had no other ideas, but she couldn't stand the fact that someone had other thoughts in mind.

When Yu Qinghuai heard this, he kissed her.

The girl over there was confused, and she only felt Qing Huai hugging her, and then something soft and sweet like jelly was stuck to her mouth.

The little mouse immediately covered its eyes.

It's really disgusting.

Yanxia had never seen such a scene before. The last time she kissed someone was when she was four or five years old and used malt candy to trick a little girl.

Confused and flustered, they heard a soft "bang" and both girls cried out in pain, "I hit my teeth!"

There was still a trace of nectar at the corner of Yan Xia's mouth. She wondered, "Do we have to do it again?"

She felt like she was taking advantage of someone.

After reaching first base, Yu Qinghuai was no longer shy. Instead, he became a little excited. He wiped the saliva from the girl's mouth with his fingertips and said with a chuckle, "If it's a senior, it's not impossible."

Yan Xia was slightly stunned.

The situation was a little beyond her expectations.

The little mouse felt that this was not a way to pass the air, and was afraid that he would be silenced. He trembled and asked, "Should I withdraw for a while?"

"Senior and I are innocent!"

Yu Qinghuai quickly added.

The mixed-haired mouse immediately ran into the stove ash and dared not look anymore.

Yu Qinghuai: “….”

Yan Xia was no fool, so she naturally saw through the other person's intentions, but she didn't point it out. She just asked, "Do you want to continue?"

Yu Qinghuai turned his head and looked at Luo Sushang who was still lying on the bed. He felt a little embarrassed and said, "Senior, why don't you step aside for a moment?"

Yanxia felt it was unnecessary.

Instead, she laughed and said, "Didn't Qinghuai say that he was innocent with me? Why does he want Master to avoid me?"

Yu Qinghuai was slightly stunned. She said that she and Yanxia should avoid each other, so how come Senior Luo was the one who avoided each other?

Before she could figure it out, a cough was heard from the other side.

"Ahem! Junior Sister, I think it's better for me to step aside. You guys continue."

Luo Sushang felt a little embarrassed that she had disturbed other people's little fun.

Although the yin-yang ratio is a bit strange, the benefits of polishing the mirror are not uncommon in some sects that advocate the pure cultivation of Kun Dao.

It's not surprising to see so many people.

But Yu Qinghuai was already blushing so much.

Yanxia gave Qinghuai a final critical hit and asked, "When did Master wake up?"

Luo Sushang smiled and said, "Not knowing is sometimes a good thing."

Yan Xia sighed and said, "Since Master knows everything, please help me chant a small spell to change my form."

In fact, you can continue kissing.

But Yu Qinghuai probably doesn't have the interest at this moment.

"OK then."

Luo Sushang retracted her smile, became serious, stood up, walked in front of Yu Qinghuai and An Yanxia, and chanted a spell.

Seeing this, Yu Qinghuai became a little restrained.

Then Luo Sushang threw out two more paper figures, picked up the ash with her fingertips, and casually threw some onto the paper figures.

He said, "I've cast a fractal spell on you. Later, you can use this little paper figure as a possession and follow the rat demon. Don't use the fur; it's a wizard's item. Using it too much will cause problems."

A chill came from behind the summer mist.

Then she added, "Your physical bodies will stay in the house for now. I will protect you."

"Thank you, Master."

"No need to thank me. Just be safe along the way. If you run into any trouble, say my name three times and I'll use my sword to find you."

Yan Xia didn't say much and took the paper figurine that Luo Sushang handed to her.

As soon as she touched the paper figure, she felt dizzy, as if she had been shocked by a golden bell of fire.

In the blink of an eye, he found himself turned into a three-inch little man.

The world around me seemed to have turned into a land of giants.

Bizarre.

Yu Qinghuai also turned into a three-inch little person, but she was not as surprised as Yanxia. Instead, she thought that if she and the senior became such small people, would Senior Luo not be able to see them kissing secretly?

But without the excuse of passing the breath, and now that she had calmed down, she felt embarrassed to be so frivolous.

"Senior, let's go."

Yanxia followed Yu Qinghuai and Zamao Xiaoshu, went into the chimney, got covered in dust, and bumped along the way, as if riding a slide, sliding down the branches of the big locust tree that extended to the roof, and then stumbled into a hole under the tree.

Once you enter this rat hole, it's pitch black.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, torches finally appeared on the wall of the cave, and Yanxia was able to see the true appearance of the rat hole.

This is not a cave, it's clearly an underground palace!

Yanxia could faintly smell the scent of sandalwood and the sound of bells, but she looked everywhere but could not find the source of the scent or the sound.

After following the mixed-haired mouse for a while, they passed through two tall stone gates and arrived at a very high and wide cave.

Looking up, it was pitch black, surrounded by relief murals and bricks and stones painted with various celestial figures.

In front of it was a tall stone platform, on which stood two rows of rats in official uniforms.

On the left were civil officials, on the right were military generals, and in the middle was the king. Just like a court on earth, they all stood and looked at Yanxia and Yu Qinghuai.

Both of them were watched with trepidation.

The Rat King was wearing a golden robe and had several very charming rat concubines around him.

The Rat King cried miserably, "My daughter, she finally earned the appreciation of the Arhat of Lingshan, but now she has suffered such a disaster!"

The two rat guards led Yanxia and Yu Qinghuai onto the steps and into this "royal palace".

The guards shouted, "Doctor Xiong is here!"

Upon hearing this, the civil and military officials on both sides were in a commotion and whispered:

"Isn't Doctor Xiong an old gentleman? How come he has become so handsome?"

"Why does the old man still have this habit?"

"Don't meddle in the affairs of the immortals. Maybe they have regained their youth."

"Rejuvenation! He's truly a miracle doctor!"

The Rat King ignored the ministers' commotion and said sadly to himself, "Today I have asked a miracle doctor to heal my daughter. If he can cure her, I will marry him to my wife, regardless of his age!"

The Jade Talisman of the Eastern Emperor Arrives Suddenly: Chapter 87 [A Dream in the South Branch]

"My daughter encountered the Plague God the other day and night and contracted three diseases and seven illnesses! She was originally a true seed destined for the Holy Mountain! How could she have encountered such a calamity!"

The Rat King wailed a few times, then looked at Yan Xia and Yu Qinghuai tremblingly, stood up, clasped his hands and bowed, saying: "Please have mercy, doctor, and save my daughter's life."