What kind of Journey to the West is this?

Foxes are also good at confusing people and making them fall into illusions.

Hu Asi turned into a ghost, and his ability to enter dreams became even more handy. Sensing An Yanxia's breathing from afar, he adjusted his breathing to match An Yanxia's rhythm, closed his eyes, and dived into the girl's dream.

The remaining monsters followed suit and also meditated. Following the fragrance of the incense and candles, a wisp of thought escaped from their bodies and followed Hu Asi into his dream.

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"There's something interesting about this tomb! I'll have something to write about in this quarter's excavation report!"

"Be careful, there are steps." An Yanxia reminded the junior schoolmate who had just come for internship, and looked at the murals on the tomb wall happily.

Wow, she has only been on the job for a short time and she has already discovered such a large tomb complex. She has a promising future!

Just this group of tombs alone would probably fill several issues of top journals like "Cultural Relics" and "Archaeology".

Looking at the paintings of the celestial maidens and chariots on the tomb walls, each one of them is so graceful and graceful, how can they be celestial maidens? These are clearly her achievements! She might as well promote them and become a Cangzhou scholar or a Jinghe scholar...

An Yanxia stared at the mural, very intoxicated. Looking from left to right, the fairies of Beidou Palace danced first. After the fairies of Beidou Palace finished dancing, the fairies of Nandou Palace danced next.

All the southern and northern stars serve her. Do you think this blessing can be small?

The fairy from Guanghan Palace dances in the middle, and after that there's another one on the right...

Ok?

Yan Xia was stunned. What is this?

She only saw that there were no fairies on the mural on the right, but only a giant snake coiled like the Holy Lord, with its head staring at her and spitting out its tongue.

The eyes, the scales, the tongue...are so lifelike, just like the real ones. What's more valuable is that there is not even a trace of oxidation!

"Oh my god! What kind of craftsmanship is this? It's amazing!"

Yanxia quickly called her schoolmate to set up the camera and prepare to take pictures of the "masterpiece of ancient Chinese relief immortals".

Her heart was excited and her hands were shaking. She felt that after the tomb was dug, her mentor would have to toast her.

Click!

The white snake looked confused and didn't know why it was embedded in the wall. There were two people in front of it pointing big black tubes at it.

Isn't this a dream?

Normal people's dreams are either about splendor, family matters, love and hate. Why is the owner of this house's dream so weird?

Yanxia looked at the giant snake relief with affection, which frightened the white snake.

This person might have some special hobbies. Could she be a grass python girl?

The white snake was frightened, but it was fixed on the wall and could not move.

The coffin over there is still closed and has not been worked on yet. We are going to wait for all the subsequent people to arrive and use equipment to lift the coffin lid.

Yanxia was just rejoicing about her bright future when she heard a noise.

When she turned around, she was startled.

Bang bang bang!

The coffin lid moved!

Yan Xia asked blankly, "Is he resurrecting from the dead?"

The schoolmate who looked like Yu Qinghuai was also dumbfounded and asked, "Senior, what should we do?"

"I can't. It's not taught in the book."

Yan Xia swallowed her saliva, thinking about the bits and pieces of knowledge she had gained from religious archaeology, and decided to use some boy's urine to ward off evil.

boom!

"Po Huang! Why did you fart in here? Ugh~"

"Golden hedgehog, put away your quills! They're pricking my butt!"

"Ah, ah, where did you get your ass?"

"I'm Rat Dalang!"

With a bang, the coffin lid was opened and four dark shadows ran out, accompanied by a strong stench.

Yanxia was confused.

No, you are burying the family together and pretending to be dead?

Donghuang Suddenly Receives Jade Talisman: Chapter 112 [Subduing the Five Monsters]

Yan Xia looked at the four flying monsters and felt that her worldview was shocked.

The school girl disappeared in an instant, and there was a rumbling sound all around, like thunder or firecrackers.

The golden hedgehog curled up into a ball and said in fear, "She's waking up!"

Hu Ah Si shouted, "Hurry up, hurry up, this dream is about to collapse. This seems to be a tomb. Don't get crushed to death here later."

The mouse and the weasel turned around and ran away without saying a word.

The golden hedgehog, however, was loyal and righteous, so he cried, "Where's the White Snake? Why isn't she here?"

On the wall, the relief of a white snake has its mouth open but cannot speak.

This is An Yanxia's dream. All the rules depend on An Yanxia's thoughts. She can mute anyone she wants.

The golden hedgehog cried twice, and when the white snake still didn't come out, he burst into tears and said, "You still haven't paid me the three hundred coins you owe me!"

White Snake:.......

Yan Xia regained her composure at this moment and angrily said, "You little monsters, you're ruining my dreams by running into me!"

She was almost about to get a toast from her mentor!

Snapped!

Yan Xia suddenly took out her cell phone, dialed 110, and shouted, "Uncle police, I encountered tomb robbers!"

These monsters wanted to escape through the corridor, but as soon as they ran out, they didn't escape from the dream, but stepped on the tiles.

The world changed drastically. All around were bright windows and clean desks. There were also several people wearing blue clothes and hats. They all had short hair and did not look like Tang people.

The weasel asked in confusion, "Where is this place?"

She had just said a few words when, with a click, a silver bracelet appeared on her hand.

Shu Dalang, Hu Asi, and Golden Hedgehog were all in the same situation, wearing a pair of silver bracelets and looking very nervous.

Then, a final word was heard. A voice from the shadows announced, "According to Article 324 of the Criminal Law, Hu Ah Si, Huang Po, Shu Da Lang, and Golden Hedgehog have been convicted of destroying national cultural relics and are sentenced to three years in prison! Execute immediately!"

There was a mark of strangulation on the wrists of the four little demons.

Then he was kicked out of the dream world.

The White Snake was able to escape only after the burial world collapsed. Now, looking at the empty dream world, it asked in confusion, "Where are you guys?"

Bang!

She was also kicked out of the dream world.

The dream world lost the support of the conscious mind and gradually collapsed. With a rumble of thunder, all things came to life.

Yan Xia opened her eyes, her mind vaguely remembering that her mentor wanted to toast her. As she was thinking, she suddenly remembered these monsters, and a silk rope appeared in her hand.

Give it a gentle tug.

"Ouch!"

"Mom!"

"Oh my god!"

Immediately, three monsters and a fox ghost rolled and crawled, broke open the window, and fell into the side room.

Another white shadow came uninvited.

Yan Xia was furious and said, "You five beasts ruined my sweet dream."

The five monsters were at a loss.

Yan Xia was speechless, her morning grumpiness had improved considerably. She slowly said, "You disturbed my good deed, and you deserved a three-year sentence. You should have been imprisoned."

When they heard that they would be sentenced to three years in prison, the five monsters were dumbfounded.

You have been in seclusion for three years. Are you still going to practice?

Rats, living alongside humans, are the most human. Rat Dalang immediately knelt on the ground, kowtowed, and cried bitterly, "Today, after witnessing the immortal's magical powers, I've learned that there are always people better than you. I, the little mouse, am willing to serve you like a slave!"

The weasel was a little dissatisfied and said, "Great Immortal, it was just a dream. Besides, we didn't do anything beyond the law. Why did it come to this?"

Yan Xia retorted, "You say it's light, but you know that Master Nanhua is just dreaming. The butterfly and I are the same, inside and out. It's a dream for you, but for me, isn't it real?"

She was making excuses.

I just want to enslave these five monsters and use them as guardian beasts.

As for three years from now? Who knows if he'll have to renew his contract for another three years because of his left foot leaving the team...

But the situation was stronger than people, and the five little monsters had bitter faces, but there was nothing they could do.

"I am also very compassionate. I have realized that there is no such law in this world. All you need to do is work under me for three years to atone your sins."

Yan Xia gently pulled the silk thread, and a mark appeared on the hands of each of the four little monsters.

This is evidence of monsters invading Yanxia's dream.

As long as Yan Xia wanted, she could report it to Taishan Mansion the next day, and naturally the ghosts and gods of Yue Mansion would come to investigate.

That's not just three years of hard labor.

"I won't treat you unfairly. I'll give you ten coins a month for incense offerings, all as stipends. From now on, you'll be gods at the altar under my name."

When they heard that there was money to be made, the five monsters all breathed a sigh of relief.

At least it's not wasted work.

"Tell me what you have."

The big rat was the most enthusiastic and immediately said, "My disciple can carry things and sell things. He can also spit fire and burn pots."

The moving method and the blue-fly money method are minor methods of stealing money and things. Spitting fire is also common and not worthy of being performed in a high-class manner.

This kind of minor magic does not require ordination and has no taboos, but it is not even considered a "side door". A spell that Yan Xia can make up is more effective than these minor magics.

After all, she's a celestial official with a talisman. As for the sorcerers and magicians who passed on these spells, I don't even know if they passed the exams to become officials...

The white snake was a little afraid of An Yanxia, and whispered in a low voice: "I also know some fire magic, and I also know the art of worshiping the moon and refining my form."

The remaining few are pretty much the same.

They all know how to start fires. Hu Asi can use fox fire to confuse people, the golden hedgehog can heat and harden its own quills, and then use the quills for acupuncture, and the weasel's magic is even more peculiar: she has a belly full of stinky farts, and uses fire to ignite a substance comparable to black powder.

Yanxia has also broadened her horizons.

It is true that wolves have their own ways and dogs have their own ways. Although they all use small techniques, they have developed different functions, comparable to the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea.

"Each of you has your own special abilities, so if you can use them, you'll be working for me from now on. Hurry, sign the indenture."

Yanxia drew a crooked talisman on the spur of the moment, asked the five monsters to sign their names on it, and then distributed fifty incense coins to send them off.

The five monsters ran to the woodshed with their tails between their legs, feeling half sad and half happy.

Shu Dalang was the happiest.

"That's good. Even though I didn't find the Fire Demon, they say a blessing in disguise! I can finally be considered on the right track today!"

This mouse always felt that he was a wild monster with no family background, and a very lowly mouse, inferior to others.

Now he can practice with the immortals and become a god. Not only can he receive Dharma money every month, but he may even be able to hear the true Dharma.

Legend has it that the True Lord Erlang is sitting at the mouth of Guanjiang River, and his 1,200 grass-headed gods are also blessed.

Huang Po and Hu Asi were unhappy. One of them was an old weasel with blurry eyes and no ambitions, while the other was a free and undisciplined fox from a prominent family. Neither of them was used to being controlled by others.

The golden hedgehog was heartless and asked the white snake, "Bai Xian'er, you took the offerings this month. Can you please return my three hundred yuan?"

The golden hedgehog looked at the white snake and asked curiously, "Hey, we both have red marks on our hands, they say it's evidence of some cultural relic crime. Why don't you have any, Bai Xian'er?"

Shu Dalang laughed and said, "You fool, where did Bai Xian'er get this hand?"