What kind of Journey to the West is this?

An Yanxia smiled and said, "Then I won't bother you any more. I'll be back now!"

She turned and called out, "Goodbye!"

"goodbye!"

...............

"I want the Sixth Heaven of Desire Realm Illusionary Realm to confuse the mind!"

An Yanxia walked into the main room with ease and knocked on the table.

After knocking lightly thirty-six times, a Taoist child came and opened his mouth to speak.

Yan Xia smiled and said, "You are the scroll spirit of this small world, right? May I ask if the magic I requested has been delivered?"

The little Taoist boy opened his mouth, seemed to be hesitant to speak, and looked a little confused.

No, how do you say my words?

I can’t figure it out! I can’t figure it out!

The little Taoist boy said bewilderedly, "My Taihuang Court has mostly scriptures and history books, and not many magical techniques. I've already notified my colleagues in the Sixth and Seventh Luminaries Court in the Desire Realm."

"Good! Good!"

Seeing that the little Taoist boy really had no memory, An Yanxia said "good" twice.

Then he asked, "Are there any good books on mountain medicine, fortune-telling, and divination? I'd like to borrow some too."

The little Taoist boy wanted to speak again.

An Yanxia said: "I also know that there are three thousand great ways, but only one can be chosen."

The little Taoist boy was even more confused.

How can this be predicted?

"However, I am eager to learn the Dao. Although I cannot read it, if I could know its name, I would be able to make a judgment when I see it in the future."

The little Taoist boy was a spirit from a scroll. Seeing An Yanxia's strong desire for knowledge, he developed some affection for her.

It said, "The best mountain doctors and fortune tellers include: the Three Changes Annotations written by Emperor Donghua, the 'Chantongqi' (The Secret of the Same Origin) written by the immortal Yun Yazi, the Nine Mountain Searching Methods written by the Patriarch Tianshi, the medical book passed down by the Ten Shamans of Lingshan, and the Taiping Book of the Tiangong lineage. All of these can be found in the lower seven levels of the Sutra Repository."

"But if it comes to something more profound and mysterious, like the oral teachings of the Five Elders of the Five Directions, or the great principles expounded by the Three Pure Ones and the Four Imperial Emperors, it's hard to find them in the lower seven realms. In our seventh realm, we mostly talk about techniques and then the Dharma, but as for the 'Tao', there's very little."

Yanxia wrote down all these names, intending to expand her knowledge base.

After a while, another paper crane flew over.

Before the little Taoist boy went to pick her up, Yanxia went there first.

The paper crane turned into a jade slip. This process was a bit of a hassle, but it became easier after a few times. An Yanxia also learned the method of confusing the mind with the real and the fake.

This knowledge seemed to have entered my brain, but my brain didn't move at all.

"Hiccup~"

Not knowing what was going on, An Yanxia burped and felt a little bloated in her chest.

She didn't think much about it, said goodbye to the Taoist boy and walked out of the hall, shouting: "Goodbye! Goodbye!"

clatter! clatter! clatter!

Flowers will bloom again one day!

No one can be young again?

Donghuang Suddenly Receives Jade Talisman: Chapter 126 [Learning Day by Day]

Nine consecutive retracements.

An Yanxia successively learned the flying sword to slay the dragon, the method of confusing the mind with false and real, the annotations of the Three Changes by Dong Wanggong, the Zhouyi Cantongqi by Yun Yazi, the case of the ten witch doctors in Lingshan, the Huangtian Taiping Jing, and the three classics of the Danding, namely "Tian Yuan", "Di Yuan" and "Ren Yuan".

Don’t worry about anything else, just learn it and stuff it all into your brain.

The more she learned, the more anxious An Yanxia felt.

I looked down and saw, oh no!

The breasts that had originally been as pointed as lotus leaves could be held in one hand, but now they are so small that they can hardly be contained in one hand!

She also realized it later and wondered, "The book is full of beautiful women, but it doesn't say that reading it will make your breasts bigger!"

It’s still Taihuangyuan.

An Yanxia walked into the main hall, calculated the time, knocked her fingers thirty-six times, pulsed seventy-two times, and waited quietly for the Taoist boy to come.

clatter! clatter! clatter!

Yan Xia turned her head and gasped with a startled sound.

The Taoist boy disappeared, and a little girl in a blue jacket came. She pointed her finger, and strange lights appeared all around.

"Hehe! I was following Master Tianzun in refining the elixir when I suddenly saw Bookworm entering the Sutra Library. Turns out he's from the Immortal Zhongli's family!"

Yanxia felt as if she was floating in the void.

"No, no!"

Snapped!

He kicked her hard on the buttocks, and the girl laughed and said:

"No wait, no wait! You bookworm, your chest has become bloated from eating so much! Come and taste my Samadhi Divine Wind."

The girl in the blue jacket also took out a large palm-leaf fan.

With a "whoosh" sound, a strong wind blew.

Before An Yanxia could react, she was blown away by the wind.

She flew through the main hall and the courtyard, like a gust of wind, until she was outside the world.

This wind is not the spring and autumn wind, the pine and bamboo wind, the east, west, south, or north wind. It is not the cerebral wind, migraine, delirium, or epilepsy. It is not the pillow wind, the ear wind, or the fire-drawing wind!

This wind is the divine wind of Samadhi, capable of blowing away the wonders of heaven and earth, and of sweeping away the sorrows of ghosts and gods. It can crush rocks and crumble cliffs, and even bring death to a human being. Unless one sees one's true nature, the wind of soul-destroying will never cease.

An Yanxia didn't know how far she was blown away, and fell on the tree roots with a "bang".

There was a little dirt on the pretty little face. When she looked up, she found that she was blown all over the place and didn't know which way was which.

All I could see were old trees with twisted roots in front of me and desolate forests on both sides.

It is isolated from the outside world and sparsely populated.

An Yanxia felt dizzy. Where was this?

She really couldn't find a solution, so she had to open the Sumeru mustard seed, take out some tea and cakes she had taken from the Heavenly Palace, and eat them on the spot.

That’s it for now, let’s eat first!

While we were eating, we heard singing from the woods in the distance.

"Practicing Taoism in reverse, singing songs, slashing monsters and exorcising demons in every chapter!"

"If anyone wants to reach the path to Penglai, he must put in the effort and not waste his time."

After a while, someone responded from the other side.

"When you urge others to cultivate, but they refuse, you turn kindness into hatred."

"Now I turn my head and look towards heaven, I don't care about freedom on earth!"

The singing was getting closer and closer, almost reaching An Yanxia's ears.

In the woods, one in white robes and one in black robes.

One is a true figure who can subdue dragons and tigers, and the other is an immortal who takes Kan and fills Li and ascends to heaven.

Goodness, she finally knew what the girl in the blue coat did.

This is like being slapped and sent to meet the parents!

An Yanxia took a bite of the osmanthus cake, her cheeks were filled with it, and she almost choked. She picked up the teapot and sipped from the spout.

——This teapot was also brought here by chance.

"Hoo! Grandmaster, disciple, let's start!"

Zhongli Quan laughed and said, "Don't start. You're eating and drinking at the same time. How can you be expected to pay respect to the Venerable?"

"Would you like some too?"

“Come on!”

Zhongli Quan pointed to the man in white and said, "This is Wenchang, the Three Swordsman of Wenchang Palace."

Yan Xia put away her playful smile and said respectfully, "Greetings, Wenchang."

Zhongli Quan shook his head and said, "Lü Sanjian, why don't you introduce yourself? You are Lü Yan and Lü Wenchang, the three swordsmen. Your flying sword can slash the dragon in a hundred steps. You are praised by the five directions and famous in the ten realms."

Lu Yan laughed and said, "The art of taking heads with a flying sword is not worth mentioning. I have three swords: one to cut off ignorance and worries, two to cut off ignorance and anger, and three to cut off ignorance and greed. This is the true art of protecting the Tao."

They both sat on the ground. An Yanxia took out two teacups and served tea to them.

They are all legendary bosses, you can’t afford to offend them!

Yan Xia also knew that she had done something wrong, so she stayed aside and acted like a good boy.

Zhongli Quan smiled and said, "Do you regret it?"

This is about her stealing books.

An Yanxia wondered, "How did you figure that out?"

Although Brother Tongzi is a weakling, he shouldn't be criticized by others at a glance, right?

Zhong and Lu laughed at the same time.

Lu Yan said, "How did you steal so many jade books? We really don't know. But look down!"

Yan Xia looked down, bewildered.

What are you looking at?

Breasts? Aren't they just extra fat?

An Yanxia is still not used to the sudden enlargement of her breasts.

Zhongli Quan laughed and said, "You've absorbed so much knowledge, but none of it has entered your brain, so it has sunk into your chest!"

Taoism has two gods: one is the brain god, the other is the heart god. If it can't rise to the brain, won't it sink to the heart?

Yanxia felt it was outrageous and it made her think, that was the left breast, how come both were bigger?

She said, "I have only one heart!"

"Oh! How do you know you only have one heart? I see you have many hearts, a negative heart, an arrogant heart, a narrow-minded heart, an impetuous heart..."

"Manjushri Bodhisattva teaches you the Heavenly Heart Sutra. The Heavenly Heart is the One Heart."

The teachings of the ancestors are like the sound of a huge bell.

Yan Xia's head was buzzing when she heard this, and she knew that she was being scolded.

But he also knew that he had made the mistake first, so he didn't contradict her. He just asked awkwardly:

"I feel so heavy...can it go away?"

Zhongli Quan pointed his finger and laughed, "You are learning day by day, and even the doctors at Tian Hospital can't cure you!"

An Yanxia was suspicious. She just wanted to rub it, but she didn't want it to grow on her body! It was so heavy!

"what is it now?"

Lu Yan continued, "Learning increases day by day, while the Dao decreases day by day. You must carefully comprehend this knowledge, and from it, discover your own Dao, and then peace will naturally follow."

An Yanxia was slightly thoughtful when she heard this.

Why does knowledge fall into the chest? Isn’t it because it can’t reach the head?

If you use your brain diligently to comprehend things, wisdom will naturally return to its home in Niwan and will no longer be piled up in your heart.

She suddenly realized: the secret to breast enhancement is rote learning!

My thoughts are all over the place, I don't know where they've drifted to.