What kind of Journey to the West is this?

"This master has decided, you slutty fox, you will become the King of Wuhe Mountain!"

"what!?"

Hu Ah Si suddenly woke up and said in confusion, "Master, I'm going to be a tiger?"

"Hello~ Do you have any objections?"

Hu Ah Si swallowed his saliva, feeling happy, and quickly said, "No problem! No problem!"

What's your opinion on this?

Don't treat the mountain god as a god. He's also a legitimate ninth-rank earthly deity! Without the talisman of Mount Tai, how can a fox want to be a mountain god?

Go and have big dreams of Spring and Autumn!

When Hu Ah Si heard that he could become a mountain god in one step and even be exempted from the exam, he couldn't help but exclaimed happily, "What luck! What luck! Following this Taoist priest, I can actually get a god position for free!"

Xue Shier suddenly added, "He's the acting mountain god. Only if you perform well can you become a regular!"

The cat is not a fool and does not trust the hateful and cunning fox.

Hu Asi was poured with a basin of cold water and muttered, "It's an agent!"

Over there, the little girl was full of fighting spirit. She assembled her troops and asked Bai Zhu to give her two brave generals.

She thought of the "Dong Zhuo" in the storybooks and comic books, and felt that she also had the style of a great general. She couldn't help but put her hands on her hips and gave an order:

"Fire in the wind! Wind in the fire! Divide the troops into two groups and follow me back to Longfeng to defeat the demon!"

More than eighty soldiers, creating a rolling black wind, went back to Longfeng with Xue Shier.

Here, Hu Asi got the upper hand, but also felt at a disadvantage:

"It's too shameful for me to be a deputy mountain god! I have Su's fox!"

Shu Dalang had been hanging around in the market for a long time, and he was so good at judging the dishes he ordered that he whispered, "Hu Ah Si, think about it, Ban Yue Peak needs a mountain god who is loyal to them and preferably at odds with the Heavenly Official. If the Heavenly Official wants to control Wuhe Mountain, he must also accommodate the existence of this mountain god to appease those discordant voices. Then you become the mountain god..."

Hu Ah Si's eyes lit up and he smiled, "Then I'm following the order and going against that Taoist priest. I can scold her if I want, and I don't have to worry about her anymore! Great, great."

Shu Dalang was speechless.

That's all you have!

Thinking of this, Hu Ah Si felt much more cheerful and said, "Shu Dalang, what are your plans? Tell me quickly."

Shu Dalang said, "That's easy. Just play along! Go to Banyue Peak and say that you were convicted by Anba and your body was taken away, leaving only your soul, who turned into a fox ghost!"

Hu Ah Si was shocked and said, "Isn't this too embarrassing?"

Shu Dalang cursed, "Are you still going to be a mountain god?"

"Okay! I'll listen to you, then what?"

Shu Dalang continued, "If you go to Banyue Peak and tell them this, the little demons will definitely sympathize with you. So, let's use a self-torture trick. After a couple of days, the battle at Huilong Peak in the south is over. I'll lead two teams of soldiers to pretend to besiege Banyue Peak and persuade them to surrender."

Hu Ah Si laughed and said, "Great! Great! Then I should step forward and be a hero, right?"

Seeing the fox looking like he was asking for a beating, Shu Dalang said, "That's right. You have great magical powers and a distinguished family background. With a little effort, you'll definitely gain a lot of fame. Then we'll make you a mountain god. Those little demons will have a 'great victory' and a backer. They'll definitely not object to being under the command of Ba Ci."

"Good! What a show! I did it."

Shu Dalang chuckled and said, "Then congratulations to Mr. Hu Shan in advance."

Hu Asi emphasized: "It's the acting tiger!"

His soul body was almost repaired, except for some damage on his buttocks, the rest was fine.

After saying that, the fox with a missing butt jumped into the forest and headed towards Banyue Peak according to the predetermined script.

As he ran, he said happily, "This is great! There are more and more good days. I can be a mountain god and even speak out against that Taoist priest with a high-sounding tone!"

On this side, Hu Asi thought he had gotten an advantage and was overjoyed.

On the other side, Shu Dalang fooled Hu Asi, and soon Xue Shier led his troops back.

Shu Dalang was shocked. This efficiency was too fast!

The little girl was the leader, with two big ghosts as the vanguard, and eighty-four rampant soldiers behind them. They set up a net on the ground and in the sky, and slowly brought more than a dozen demons down to the ground.

Shu Dalang exclaimed in shock, "Master, your speed is incredible!"

Xue Shi'er looked at the mouse and saw that he was not afraid at all, so he said with a smile: "I have slashed through the demonic barriers and refined my essence to perfection. I also have two brave generals and seven teams of fierce soldiers. How can I not be swift?"

"By the way, how are you and Hu Asi planning things over at Banyue Peak?"

Shu Dalang revealed his plan in full.

But a pity.

Snow Lion is a fool.

"I don't quite understand! But it doesn't matter. I'm going to lend you two squads of soldiers anyway, right?"

Shu Dalang said quickly, "I dare not! I dare not! I ask the Master to personally lead the troops to confront Hu Ah Si."

She and Shu Dalang looked at each other.

A hehe laugh.

A giggle.

And Hu Shanjun, he is so beautiful!

If you don't get beaten up, you still want to be a tiger?

Donghuang Suddenly Receives Jade Talisman: Chapter 129 [Yanxia Returns]

It is cold in winter and the wind is blowing.

After two or three days, Cangzhou City returned to its former tranquility.

Xue Shier couldn't wait for An Yanxia to come back, so he ran to the City God Temple to get some tea from Yu Qinghuai.

Yu Qinghuai made tea for the cat and asked, "Senior has been gone for a long time, and Doctor Xiong has returned. What happened to her?"

Xue Shi'er said blankly: "I'm not going there!"

"Too."

Yu Qinghuai nodded, picked up the teapot, and poured a cup of milk tea. "Xue Shi'er, your temple is almost finished. It's time to prepare and call some relatives and friends to celebrate."

"Hmm..." Xue Shi'er hesitated, not knowing what friends he had.

After thinking about it, I still couldn't think of it.

She drank the milk tea in one gulp and said distressedly, "Never mind. Let's resolve the Wuhe Mountain issue first, so that the Taoist priest won't be so flustered!"

Yu Qinghuai couldn't help laughing when he saw the cat avoiding his gaze.

Here, the snow lion felt bored, so he simply said goodbye, transformed into his original form, and left in the clouds.

She rode the clouds to Wuhe Mountain and looked around from high in the sky.

She whispered, "Golden Sparrow Fairy... ate a lot of her food, so she needs to pay her back."

"Kaiyuan Temple...even if they took the herb, they still have to pay compensation."

"The Bamboo Cutter Lady... I owed her money before, and now I have to pay her back."

She whispered softly, took out a small bag, and pulled out an account book.

Every entry in this account book was the money she earned from setting up a stall on Chenghuang Temple Street. Including the capital, the total amount was more than 5,600 yuan.

The Golden Sparrow Fairy and the Bamboo Cutter Lady were fine, but Kaiyuan Temple was giving her a headache.

She didn't know how much that plant with six leaves and one flower was worth!

"If you still go on... I guess we can still be friends, right?"

Snow Lion muttered to himself and flew to Huilong Peak on the clouds.

Ever since An Yanxia went to heaven, the five monsters have cleared out the cave on Huilong Peak and made it into an altar.

Shu Dalang waited for two days until Xue Shier finally showed up. He happily said, "Meetings, Master!"

"Is there any way to make money?"

"what?"

"Nothing much. How's the situation at Banyue Peak?"

"It's still the same! Those monsters refuse to register, and they don't dare to go to Kanyang Mountain and become bandits!"

Shu Dalang shook his head slightly and said self-deprecatingly: "This is what the so-called common people are like."

"Hutch...what a hassle."

The snow lion yawned, turned into a human form, picked up a small pen, and wrote a notice.

But unfortunately, this cat has no literary talent. He only spoke a few dry sentences, but there was a fierce tone between the lines.

When Shu Dalang saw the "Notice to the Monsters of Banyue Peak to Surrender as Soon as Possible", his eyes went dark.

What is this!

...............

Wuhe Mountain was bustling with activity, and even the biting cold wind could not stop the Snow Lion from moving forward.

Whoosh!Whoosh!

More than seventy miles east of Wuhe Mountain, a strong wind was howling in the sky.

A one-horned silver dragon was tumbling in the clouds.

Atop the dragon's back stood a young girl with cloud-patterned sleeves. She used the dragon's whiskers as reins, yanking them swiftly and angrily, "Didn't you eat? Why are you flying so slowly?"

The dragon screamed miserably and said quickly, "Great Immortal, spare me! I am truly exhausted! I have been flying for two days and two nights without even having lunch. This is truly unbearable for a god."

Well, I haven't eaten yet!

An Yanxia had never expected that the strong wind at the Yuqing Taoist Temple would blow her all the way from the temple to the overseas fairy island!

It seems to be called something like "Fangzhang" and it is said to be not far from Dongsheng Shenzhou.

After she left Fangzhang Island, she was completely in the dark on the sea and no one came to help her. She had to rely on herself to brave the storm.

Later, she captured a dragon that was causing trouble, and only then did she understand the east, west, south, north and geographical directions.

"You lazy bastard, you've only been without food for two days and you're already like this."

An Yanxia shook her head and urged, "We're just ahead. I'll treat you to a meal!"

Jiaolong was very happy to hear that there would be lunch.

But the next second, it remembered the previous fight with An Yanxia, in which it was beaten all over the head, like a snake that had been blamed for its crime.

Jiaolong said awkwardly, "That's not necessary, Great Immortal. My wife is waiting anxiously at home, so it's better for me to go back quickly."

"Hey, you're still a family man!"

Yan Xia cursed with a smile, and then gathered the dragon's whiskers, causing the dragon to roll over in pain and speed up.

When they reached above Cangzhou City, An Yanxia released the dragon and flew into the City God Temple.

In the City God Temple, Yu Qinghuai was making incense. He sensed a familiar scent and said with a smile, "It seems that the senior is having a great time in heaven."

“It’s hard to say whether it was enjoyable or not, but it was really tiring!”

Yanxia flew over the sea for a day and then flew in the sky for a day. She felt exhausted and her body was sticky.

Yu Qinghuai put down the incense box in his hand, turned around with a smile, took a closer look, and the smile disappeared.

He looked at her twice again, wanting to say something but stopping himself.

The temple girl walked up to Yan Xia and couldn't help but say, "Senior, you're a bit late in maturing!"

"What do you mean by late bloomer?"

Yan Xia was slightly stunned, but saw Yu Qinghuai staring at her chest with an incredible look on his face.

Okay, this is a little weird...

"Can I touch it?"

"What are you doing?"