[Paimon: What kind of speech is this from a housework-dead person?]
Ai Yi holds up the card: "And this gold card! It's the highest award Dawei set up years ago. It grants any employee's wish within the company's capabilities!"
"What? If that's the case..." The Spring Elf's eyes turned red and she started crying again, "Then these instant noodles will be expired!"
"Is she really not drunk?" Ai Yi was speechless.
【Jizi: “Uh…”】
Tesla: What a unique train of thought! I hadn’t even noticed that!
[Kiana: Shouldn't the point be to grant wishes? This idiot only cares about instant noodles, right?]
[Spring Spirit: You are the fool!]
[(Broken) Bronya: Congratulations, Kiana, you finally found someone dumber than you.]
[Murata Himeko: Kiana is already... well, that's all. Now she has an even dumber Spring Spirit inside her. What will she become? Sigh...]
[Theresa: Sigh...]
[(Broken) Bronya: Sigh...]
[Fu Hua: Alas...]
[Otto: Sigh...]
[Siegfried: @Otto, you are such a jerk!]
[Raiden Mei: It's okay, I will take good care of Kiana and won't let her suffer any harm]
[Kiana: Although I am touched that Mei is willing to support me, you should help me refute it first!]
[Kiana: Don't worry! This Fountain Spirit may not seem very smart, but as long as he stays by my side and is influenced by me, his IQ will eventually rise to a normal level!]
[Spring Spirit: I think I'm the one who's influencing you! You idiot who can't even pass a simple math test!]
[(Broken) Bronya: Two negatives equal a positive? There's some logic to that.]
[Einstein: This Viagra guy must be the owner of the company that developed the game related to us.]
[(Honkai Impact) Walter Yang: Making a bald head by playing games is admirable]
[A few days later]
Kiana and Bronya arrive on set. Kiana complains, "Why are we being called out on our day off?"
Bronya holds the script. "I heard that Dawei wanted to help Izumi fulfill his wish. He seems to be treating us to a meal later."
Kiana laughed as soon as she heard this: "Hey! You really can eat whatever you want?"
On the other side, Ai Yi and Ai Chan stood together. Ai Yi said with some concern, "Speaking of which, Ai Chan, back when our company was still small, I could still fulfill this promise. Now I really won't let the company lose money..."
Ai-chan smiled, her voice sounding like she was going through a phase of voice change: "This is a company-wide team-building activity, so it doesn't count as overtime. Ahem... naturally, there's no need..."
Ai-chan makes a money gesture, her expression growing increasingly disdainful. "Besides, the footage we filmed can be used as an event in the game later when the screenwriter is not working. No matter how you look at it, this is... ahem..."
Ai-chan immediately understood and shouted to everyone, "Alright! Take as many photos as you want! This administrator will help you get what you want today!"
"Just wait! The Herrscher of the Void, whom you all fear, is coming back!" The Fountain Elf changed into the Herrscher of the Void's attire, stood in front of the green screen, and laughed loudly towards the sky.
"Hmm... Have I gained weight lately?" Himeko also changed into the outfit of the Crimson Knight, Eclipse, from her battle with the Herrscher of the Sky. She tugged at the tights around her abdomen and muttered to herself, "It feels... so tight... Forget it, I'll just get serious about it later and consider it a diet."
[Murata Himeko: From this perspective, isn't she the Herrscher of the Void?!]
[Theresa: This...]
[Kiana: Herrscher! You're the Herrscher of the Sky? You actually lied to me!]
[Spring Spirit: What Herrscher of the Void? I don't know! I've said it many times, I'm the Spring Spirit!]
[Su Che: Let me explain. Kiana, there was originally a Herrscher of the Void within you who was bent on destroying humanity, but now her personality has been replaced by Aquan, who has become a shut-in.]
[Spring Spirit: Don't call me Ah Quan!]
[Kiana: The Herrscher of the Sky... Me?!]
[Siegfried: Kiana, you are you, and the Herrscher is the Herrscher. There is no relationship between you two! This is all Otto's conspiracy!]
[Otto: We are all for world peace, aren't we? Kiana, in my plan, you are the key to victory. As a warrior against the Houkai, I believe you will not back down.]
Walter Yang: Otto, I understand your desire to create a Herrscher who sides with humanity, but given the current situation, a more moderate approach is entirely possible!
[Otto: You know so much. Did the group leader tell you? Or are you just...]
Wuliangta Jizi held her forehead with her hand, her expression changing from gloomy to happy.
The Herrscher of the Sky... that's the one who killed Ragnar...
Could it be that it was Kiana at that time...
[Kiana: You don't need to tell me that! I will definitely become the strongest Valkyrie and lead everyone to defeat the Honkai! But I don't need your plans. I will use my own strength to transform this unpleasant world into what I want it to be!]
Wuliangta Jizi widened her eyes slightly.
After a long silence, she suddenly laughed.
[Wulianta Jizi: Wow, you're quite ambitious. In that case, I'll give you some extra lessons tonight to help you improve your physics.]
[Kiana: Huh? No!]
[(Broken) Bronya: Ugh, shame on you]
[Kevin: @Fountain Elf, is he a friend or an enemy?]
[Alicea: Kevin wants to ask you, do you have any plans to wipe out humanity?]
[Spring Spirit: Destroy humanity? You should do this troublesome task yourself, don't ask me!]
[Mebius: Hehe~ You're a Herrscher who can maintain your own identity. I'm really becoming more and more interested in you~]
The clapperboard appears again. With a shout of "Action!", the Fountain Spirit confidently turns around and says, "Come on! People..."
Footsteps approached quickly. Before the Spring Elf could even utter the word "kind," the ruthless and quiet Ji Zi leaped and slashed at him!
“Eh…”
[People can do anything when they are pushed into a corner. In this crisis, the Spring Elf, with a slightly awkward but still quite good move, barely managed to block Ji Zi's sword with his bare hands.]
[“Wait wait wait wait! I’m dying, dying, dying, dying—” The Spring Spirit was so frightened that she begged for mercy.]
Jizi asked helplessly, "Didn't you say you wanted to show the Herrscher of the Sky's majesty? That's why I gave it my all..."
[As Ji Zi spoke, she continued to push her sword downwards, causing the Spring Elf's face to turn red. "It's been so long since I last exercised that I can't react. My... my arm seems to be cramping..."]
"Let it go! Ou Nei should!!!"
Theresa: Ah... Suddenly, it seems like even if Izumi wants to destroy humanity, it's no big deal.
[Spring Spirit: What do you mean?!]
Chapter 38: Far East Demon Cave
[Fu Hua: Does she... really possess the power of the Herrscher of the Void?]
[Spring Spirit: I understand what you're saying. You're looking down on me! You're just a mere human. If you have the guts, show me your skills!]
[Fu Hua: Okay, I'd also like to know your current strength. Let's meet at Training Ground No. 3 tomorrow after dinner.]
[Hua Huo: Fu Hua means that she will punch out all the dinner you've eaten.]
[Fu Hua: No, I just want to learn from you]
[Spring Spirit: Ridiculous! I'll beat you to your knees!]
[Kiana: I've long felt that the squad leader is a hidden talent. Squad leader, you must give her a good beating for me!]
[Raiden Mei: @Izumi Elf, can you come out of Kiana's body?]
[Spring Spirit: I can't get out... Tsk! I'll just control my body when the time comes!]
Kiana: What? You want to use my body? No, no, no, no. If you lose, just go back home and eat and sleep. I'll be the one in pain afterward, okay?
[Spring Elf: You wimpy sauce bag! How could I possibly lose?!]
[Kiana: It's not that I don't trust you. Think about it, how long has it been since you last exercised?]
[Fountain Spirit: I... regular exercise isn't the key factor in determining strength. I've been sitting at home, training my tactical thinking and dynamic vision.]
[(Broken) Bronya: Playing games, huh? I've said that before.]
[Silver Wolf: Qualified gamers must regularly maintain a certain amount of exercise, otherwise their brains will become slow to react.]
Tartaglia: From what you've said, this Herrscher must be very powerful! It's such a waste for him to stay at home with such strength.
[Su Che: Actually, I can't blame Ah Quan. She has her own reasons. Ah Quan used to be a warm and outgoing person. If a careless woodcutter dropped his axe into the spring, she would appear and ask him to choose between the gold axe, the silver axe, and the original iron axe. The honest one would be rewarded.]
[Kiana: I've heard that story!]
[Esther: I've heard a similar story, but my version is about the Lady of the Lake.]
[Walnut: I've heard the story of the river god too!]
[Su Che: But reality is often not as rosy as stories. The woodcutter, having tasted the sweetness of success, became greedy and began deliberately dropping objects into the spring, each one larger and larger. The naive Aquan always followed the rules and gave him the woodcutter's belongings plus an equal amount of gold and silver items. Thus, the woodcutter cheated Aquan out of almost all his wealth.]
[Su Che: After discovering he had been scammed, Ah Quan was devastated and shut himself in. He took the last bit of money he had and went into hiding, becoming a stay-at-home mom ever since.]
[Spring Spirit: How do you know... No, that's not right, there's no such thing, what are you making up?!]
[Kiana: What a tragic story]
[Xing: I feel like I can trick this Ah Quan ten times with a bucket of instant noodles]
[Spring Spirit: I told you this isn't true, and you still believe it!]
[Alicea: There are indeed many evil people in this world who love to exploit others' kindness for their own benefit, but a stubborn flower will never lose its color in a rainstorm. I will ask my dear titmouse to bring my arrows, my flowers, and my love to you who are feeling down. May you bloom again with your magnificent light~?]
[Wendy: If you find yourself stranded in a windless place, please let me play the song of the heavens for you, bringing my blessings and the wonders of the world to where you are, and letting the stars in your eyes be filled with dreams of freedom~?]
[Spring Spirit: ...Hmph, I'll just...accept your blessing for now.]
[Paimon: Wow, you two are really good at talking! As expected of a street singer and... someone living in paradise!]
[Esther: How romantic! Sometimes I want to describe the feeling the stars bring me in poetry, but I just can’t think of any.]
[Kiana: Ah Quan, I will introduce all my friends to you, you must cheer up!]
[Spring Spirit: ...Don't call me Ah Quan]
Melodious music plays. At dusk, the Spring Elf faces the setting sun with a confident expression: "I am... the extremely popular Herrscher of the Sky. How could I possibly fall in a place like this? I can still... Ugh~~~"
Under the regretful gaze of Himeko and Ai, the Spring Spirit vomited while holding onto the table.
Jizi closed her eyes, unable to bear the sight. "It seems my body is overloaded."
"Hiss—" Ai Yi suddenly thought of something. "By the way, I remember you didn't lose in this fight. If you want to win, how will you act later?"
[“Eh?” The Spring Elf drooled and shed tears, “Why didn’t you tell me earlier?”]
[As soon as she opened her mouth, she couldn't help but lower her head and continue vomiting]
Ai Yi scratched her cheek and said sheepishly, "I just realized this too. After all, the funds were spent carelessly this time."
The Spring Spirit pressed his churning stomach and turned back to ask, "What should we do then?"
[At this moment, a spotlight shines down, and the Herrscher of Knowledge appears. "Hey, now it's time to rely on the almighty Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge to help you write a perfect script~"]
[“Huh?” Everyone looked at her in confusion.]
[Kiana: Ugh! Izumi, you're so...]
[Raiden Mei: Shh—let's not talk about this for now, Kiana. By the way, why does the Herrscher of Knowledge look familiar?]
[Theresa: Yeah, why does this Herrscher look so much like... Fu Hua?!]
[Fu Hua: ...I shouldn't make that kind of expression]
[(Broken) Bronya: Indeed, the squad leader has always been very steady and doesn't smile like Kiana.]
[Kiana: Mei, look at her!]
[Murata Himeko: Will Fu Hua also become a Herrscher in the future?]
[Theresa: No, no way!]
[Hua: No]
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