Employees and team leaders echoed: "Failure won't break you!"

[Team Leader: "Ordinariness won't overwhelm you!"]

Employees: "Your colleagues are always available to replace you!"

Team Leader: "Come on, everyone! Good! Very good! Excellent!"

Employees: "Good! Very good! Excellent!"

Topa was stunned by the enthusiasm of these people: "What...what's going on..."

[Topa: It's just a slogan, so it shouldn't be a problem...right? I heard some people in other departments also like to shout slogans and learn about...some animals...account culture?]

[March 7: But this is a pyramid scheme!]

[Xing: What's wrong with MLM? As long as we can create results, we don't care about the method!]

[Bluebird: I seem to hear the wails of the dead in hell...]

[Fu Xuan: If such a place really exists, I'd like to send you there for rehabilitation.]

[Qingque: Why?! Master Taibu, I've been working diligently all this time, never slacking off for a single minute and even actively requesting overtime. Are you still not satisfied?]

[Fu Xuan: You've been accompanying the train crew on the Emperor's Jade for several days now? And you're still working diligently... Tell me, when will you be back to work?]

[Qingque: Ahahahaha... @Jingyuan, I've benefited greatly from the General's training during this period. Finally, Qingque would like to ask one more question: how should I respond to Taibu's question?]

Jing Yuan: Ahem, I've only introduced 30% of Luofu's culinary culture to everyone on the train... But since Mr. Fu is urging us, we can't really delay our main duties for too long. I'll definitely return to my post with Qing Que next month.

[Fu Xuan: Today is the first day of the month!]

[Yan Qing: The general must have a deep meaning behind this.]

[Ying: @Yanqing, you and Xiao will definitely become close friends]

[elf:?]

[Aha: General Qing is actually hiding his abilities along with his puppet General Jing Yuan. It seems Luofu must be making some big moves in secret!]

[Su Che: General Qing just compared the Interstellar Peace Company to "hell," expressing her disdain and hatred for their exploitation. Using "evil spirits" to describe the company's employees, and referring to their chanting as "wailing," reveals her hatred and compassion for the employees, who have been coerced by the company and forced to accept the company as their father and collude with it! The last string of ellipsis leaves one with endless room for speculation, as each point seems to represent a crucial step in General Qing's plan!]

[Sambo: What's about to unfold is General Qing's six strategies to capture the company headquarters!]

[Hanabi: Huh? Is Luo Fu about to declare war on the company?]

[Qingque: How long are you guys going to keep playing this joke?!]

The team leader takes Topa to the restroom. "Director, please take a look. Under the direction of the Deputy Director, the restroom has been renovated to incorporate restroom time into the performance evaluation system. The longer you spend resting, the more points you'll be deducted."

Employee C, holding a statistics sheet, said to employee D, "Not bad! You only took 3.52 seconds to go to the bathroom this time. You beat 99.9% of your colleagues in the department!"

Employee D, who had just come out of the restroom, jumped up with joy: "Hahaha! I'm definitely the toilet performance king this time!"

[Topa, sweating profusely, said, "Ugh, ugh, ugh..."]

[Xing: Yes, that's exactly what I suggested. I noticed some people at the Black Tower station who like to get paid to use the restroom. If we could implement this rule, it would definitely increase efficiency by 20% and save on water.]

[Topa:...]

[Arataki Ichito: 3.52 seconds? Can you take off your pants in that time?]

[Thoma: I'd like to know what kind of powerful people the remaining 0.1% are.]

[Xing: A good employee should adapt to the environment, not let the environment adapt to them. Wouldn't it be better to just modify your pants? If that's not possible, wear a skirt to work.]

Kaiya: I already understand what capital means...

[Shiluwa: I'm curious, why do robots also need to go to the toilet?]

[Topa: Those are just company uniforms and armor. There are normal people inside...]

[Paimon: The company's uniforms are basically intended to turn employees into machines. Those masked people of the Fatui are much better than the company.]

[Xing: Everyone is a part of the company's big machine, which makes sense.]

[March 7: If it's reasonable, why don't you try it?]

[Xing: Hate it! I'm a beautiful girl and a Star Core Essence. I don't even need to go to the bathroom!]

[March 7: @Jizi, let’s put a lock on the toilet on the train and not give star privileges]

[Jizi: You can discuss it with Pam.]

[Xing: Oh my~ Why are you guys so serious?]

The team leader brought Topa back to the office and showed her everyone hard at work. "Director, please look, there's a surveillance camera installed at the office door. The first person to leave will have their performance deducted for a week. The second person will have their performance deducted for half, and so on."

An employee suddenly stood up from his workstation, pumping his arms and cheering like crazy: "Hahaha! I've already arranged my work plan for the next Amber Era!"

Topa began to doubt reality: "Are they all crazy?"

The team leader pointed to the other side and continued, "Director, please look! Under the guidance of the Deputy Director, we've broken down the job responsibilities. This is the recruitment site for the newly established PPT font size adjuster position."

Through the glass, Topa saw a person sitting across from the interviewers in a room labeled "648nd Interview Round." He introduced himself, "Hello everyone. I'm a graduate student in design from Galaxy College."

"Huh?!" Topa was stunned. "A position like this is so competitive?"

"Hey," the team leader said matter-of-factly, "The deputy director said our department has a chance to become independent and be listed on the U.S. Stock Exchange. The market capitalization will reach hundreds of billions, and shareholders will receive dividends!"

[Tingyun: @Xing, I will give you 5000 Star Firmaments and open a private school for you to take the Interstellar Peace Company exam for free. Please make sure you get accepted into the company!]

Chapter 79: Immortality

[Topa: You're so despicable! Is this the business spirit of Xianzhou?!]

[Tingyun: It was you who invited Pioneer to the company, wasn't it? I was just trying to make things easier for him. Or do you regret it now?]

[Topa:...]

[Xing: @Topa, under my wise leadership, your department has already gone public independently. Doesn't this prove my ability? Why don't you want me?]

Topa: Well... you can't say that. Why would I not want you? I just think it's a waste of your talent to have you join the company as a deputy director. Why not just set up a new branch of the Strategic Investment Department stationed at the Starry Sky Train? That way, I can give you the "deputy" part of the "deputy director" title.

[Xing: Then I'll be left alone, what's the point?]

[Topa: You are so young and energetic, you will definitely develop this branch quickly!]

[Tingyun: @Xing, it's okay if this bad woman doesn't want you. I can help you get into the marketing department of Interstellar Peace Company. The work is similar to that of a pioneer, so you can definitely do it part-time~]

[Topa: @Xing, don't trust her. She must be trying to drag you into this because she has to work part-time as the group leader, making you work two jobs as well.]

[Xing: Yeah! Isn't Su Che also recruiting people? It's okay if the company doesn't want me, @Su Che, you must need someone like me over there!]

[Su Che: Of course! If you come, I'll make you the Herrscher of the Inner Demon!]

[Xing: That sounds terrible!]

[Su Che: Eh~ Whether it sounds bad or not is not important, what matters is that this Herrscher has a full thousand cores, and also comes with a traitor theater the size of a football field!]

[Su Che: Imagine this: you infiltrate a rival company, slowly win over the girls there, and convert them all to your side. Then, you can bring them to the Insider Theater to further cultivate your relationships. Ah, GAL + Collect + Cultivate + N·T·R. Easy work, rich benefits, lots of fun. Earning the lifetime honor of "No.1 Greener" from Daiberg is just around the corner!]

[Xing: That sounds really good!]

[Su Che: Come to my world tomorrow and we'll sign the labor contract right there!]

[Xing: Okay!]

[March 7: What the hell! Are you not going to be an unknown guest anymore?]

[Xing: The number of nameless guests is limited. When I open a harem in the future, the Starry Sky Train will not be able to accommodate a thousand people.]

[Pam: The train can have additional carriages... No, the Starry Sky Train isn't for you to satisfy your selfish desires, Pam!]

Topa reaches out and calls out to the increasingly agitated team leader, “Stop, stop, stop, stop!!”

An employee came up behind Topa, holding a manual. "Director Topa, this is Zhangzhang's performance appraisal manual."

[The manual reads "Enterprise Employee Pet Work Manual"]

"The deputy director said that pets that don't create value are no match for robot vacuums."

[After hearing this, Zhang Zhang let out a sharp explosion.]

Topa couldn't stand it any longer and roared, "Send that shadiao woman here!!!"

Topa calmed down and found Xing again, saying, "Well, this time, I want to persuade you to return to the Star Train."

Xing crossed her arms and said nonchalantly, "I have a sleep meeting soon. Let's talk about it next time."

Topa said solemnly, "Talents like you should shine in your hometown."

"Ridiculous!" Xing spread his hands. "It's easier to invite a deity than to send it away! This time I'm out there, I'm determined to accomplish something big! I'm going to create a business legend (I will xjb gao)! I'm going to build my own capital empire! I'm going to control the economic lifeline of the universe! No one can stop me! Hahahaha!"

Topa took out his phone and handed it to Xing, who was laughing wildly. "This is Jizi calling (ur mom calling)."

"Hey... hey hey..." Xing was instantly shocked back to his original form. He nodded repeatedly and took off his company hat. "I'll go back immediately, hey hey hey..."

[End of video]

[Hu Tao: This is truly the case of the late emperor's quest for success being thwarted midway.]

[Ying: It should be called "Axing was called home by his mother before his business was halfway started"]

[Ying: Xing, just go ahead and rest assured. I will work twice as hard for the Renluo Club's great cause, taking your share!]

[Keqing: Stop it!]

[Kiana: Isn't Xing's mother Kafka? But that call was from Himeko, right?]

[Xing: A foster mother is also a mother!]

[March 7: You bastard...]

[Jizi: Good boy~]

[Kafka: ...]

[Su Che: What kind of Shura field is this?]

[Silver Wolf: 6]

[Topa: @Jizi, our company won't compete with Train for Xing's talent.]

[Xing: You really won't consider it anymore? I bet you'll regret it!]

[Topa: If I really let you join the company, I'm afraid that in a few years you'll be doing performance reviews for the Amber King.]

[Xing: Why not? It's so boring for the Amber King to always swing his hammer alone. I'll create a motivational program for him to help him get motivated. Maybe the Amber Age will get shorter in the future.]

[Topa:...]

[Sambo: Good fellow!]

[Ahaha: Hahaha! @Xing, that makes sense! Kripple's hammer swing now relies entirely on self-discipline, so he might slack off sometimes! I also think we should make him a performance appraisal manual. We can set a fixed time for each Amber Age, and stipulate that he must swing the hammer once every 150 years. A minute more or less will result in a performance deduction!]

[Xing: It has to be Aha! Are you going to discuss this with the Amber King?]

[Aha: I'm afraid he'll hit me (I'm a dog), so you go ahead and I'll take you there]

[Xing: I'm scared too]

[(Broken Iron) Bronya: @Creep]

[Topa: Puff——]

[Xing: Eh?! Is Amber King also in the group? Bronya, don't tag me at this time!]

Bronya: Ah... Sorry! I just wanted to see if the Guardian Star God was in the group, but I didn't expect him to be there.

[March 7: Xing, I think you should apologize quickly]

March 7 looked up at the sky anxiously, fearing that a hammer would fall from the sky and smash them to death.

[Ahaha: Oh, these colleagues are so useless and boring. Just pretend they don’t exist.]

[Xing: Let's just keep watching the video! @Su Che, quick, play another one!]

[Su Che: Okay. Watch another Genshin Impact video, and the group activity level will almost be upgraded.]

Su Che changed the filter conditions——

[Start Playing - "Genshin Impact" Story PV - "Eternal Life"]

[Aha: Oh my, this title is really eye-catching! @岚, @药师]

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