[Yan Qing: How dare you insult the general's image? I will arrest all those involved!]

[Jing Yuan: Don't worry about it, Yan Qing. You can't just convict girls for their harmless words.]

[Qingque: Um... I heard the ranking list wasn't chosen by the girls, but by... the male soldiers of the Cloud Cavalry...]

[Su Shang: You reminded me, I think I heard someone else talk about this too!]

[Feixiao: Hahahaha!]

[Huai Yan: Hahahaha!]

[Yao Guang: Wonderful]

[Jing Yuan: Yan Qing, go and help me rectify the military discipline.]

[Yanqing: Yes!]

[Hanabi: What a shame, the only regret in this video is that there is no Sambo]

[Sambo: Although I don't want to admit it, I did lose in terms of flirting, hahahaha!]

[Kiana: Although, but—how on earth does this ad have anything to do with spaceships?]

[The lights flickered, and Jing Yuan and the other seven suddenly changed into doll costumes with images of Kiana and Fu Hua flying in their spaceships, their figures swaying.]

Jingyuan took a breath and smiled brightly: "Happy Mother's Day!"

[End of video]

[Kiana: Ah! Blind! I'm blind!]

[Raiden Mei: The art style of the Collapsing Iron World is so far ahead of its time... Wait, why is there a portrait of the class leader?]

[Fu Xiaoshi: @Aha, shouldn't we talk about endorsement fees?]

[Aha: Don't worry about that. I didn't have time to give it to Kiana last time because she left in a hurry. I'll send it to her together this time!]

[Fu Xiaoshi: Great! But I already have the Fu Hua brand, so would you like to release a co-branded model with me later?]

[Aha: You misunderstood. That model is not called Fu Hua, it is just the second generation of Kiana.]

[(Broken) Bronya: We've already printed the squad leader's photo, why is it still called Kiana?]

[Hanabi: The full name of that model is "Kiana No. 2 — Mei is on her way."]

[Raiden Mei: What does this mean?!]

[Fu Hua: …]

[Aha: Later we’ll also release “Kiana No. 3 – Mei is on her way,” “Kiana No. 4 – Mei is almost there,” and “Kiana No. 5 – Mei is lost.”]

[Kiana: What a mess!]

Chapter 84: Aha's Gift

[Fu Xiaoshi: Why do you always burn fire between them? They haven't done anything wrong to you.]

[Kiana: That’s right!]

[Hanabi: How can there be unwavering love without trials? I love helping others strengthen their relationships the most!]

[Fu Xiaoshi: Bah! What you're doing is... is... @Su Che, help me explain.]

[Su Che: The girl is talented and the girl is beautiful, they are a perfect match. How can you monsters and ghosts have the right to make irresponsible remarks?]

[Fu Xiaoshi: Haha, well said!]

Fu Xiaoshi finally agreed to come out of Kiana's consciousness. Before Alysia could get close to him, he immediately ran to Su Che and patted him on the back like a good friend:

"From now on you will be my mouth replacement!"

Suddenly, a man wearing a mask, unabashedly revealing his identity as the Masked Fool, came over carrying two large boxes and bowed to Kiana and Fu Xiaoshi. "Please allow me to extend my sincere greetings to you both on behalf of Aha. This is the endorsement fee paid by Aha. Please check it."

"That guy gave it to me?" Kiana felt uneasy. "Is there something wrong with the things in here?"

"Don't be afraid," Su Che said, "I've already sacrificed Daiberg's cityscape to advertise for him. If Aha makes trouble again, I'll kick him out of the group chat."

Fu Xiaoshi didn't think too much and tore open the box directly, and found that there was a person inside - to be precise, a person wearing the clothes of the Red Kite Immortal, who looked exactly like Fu Hua, except that his gray-blue hair had a hint of white highlights.

"This is a body that Aha created using the power of joy, inspired by the illusory immortal god." The Masked Fool introduced.

Su Che was shocked: "Could this body have the power of a commander?"

"The fact that you ask this question shows that you don't understand what joy is." The Masked Fool looked at Su Che with pity.

Su Che paused for a moment, then asked patiently, "Then what's so special about this body?"

"As long as you don't give in verbally, this body will remain unharmed!" The Masked Fool said with enthusiasm, "This is simply the most powerful weapon for achieving ultimate pleasure! Even if you're outmatched, you can still taunt and ridicule your opponent to your heart's content. You'll have plenty of time to complete your verbal assault, and no matter how frantic they get, they won't be able to stop you!"

"Oh? This is a brilliant design," Otto said admiringly.

"I think this body can be more useful to my uncle." Fu Xiaoshi said after careful consideration.

"No thanks, I'm very satisfied with my current body." Su Che waved his hand.

Kiana was very happy: "This way, the squad leader can leave my consciousness space!"

When Alicia heard this, she wiped her eyes and pretended to cry: "Alas, poor Hua, it must be hard to be dumped by the girl you like. What a bitter unrequited love~"

"No, it's not me! It's Aquan who has been yelling at me that if the class monitor doesn't leave, she will die together with us. As for me, I don't care about the class monitor... Ah, Mei, don't get me wrong!" Kiana was in a panic when she saw the complicated look from Raiden Mei.

"What a sinful woman she is." Gray said calmly.

"Who did you learn that from?" Mebius's eye twitched as he asked while glaring at the prime suspect, Alicia.

Alicia said innocently, "I've never praised myself like that."

"Let's take a look at what's in this box first!"

Kiana opened the box with a dry laugh under the gaze of Raiden Mei. A beam of light suddenly flew out from it and penetrated into Kiana's body.

"Huh?!" Kiana was startled. "What is this? Wait... Eh?! Why did a huge 'Kiana' appear in my consciousness?"

"This is a blessing from Aha!" the Masked Fool explained. "From now on, with their permission, you can transform anyone into a spirit and allow them to enter your consciousness. For every additional passenger on the 'Kiana', your power will increase by one point. There's no upper limit!"

"I disagree!"

Before Mei and Kiana expressed their opinions, the Spring Spirit became anxious. She suddenly seized control of her body and protested angrily, "This consciousness space is my territory. I won't let anyone else in! That wrecked boat is taking up too much space. Get it out of here!"

"I wouldn't agree even if you told me!" Kiana came back online and stared at the Masked Fool: "Cancel this blessing immediately!"

"To say something like that shows you don't understand what happiness is."

The Masked Fool proudly said, "When the Great Aha bestows a gift, he never cares whether the other party wants it or not, but only cares whether he wants to give it or not!"

"That's right," Su Che nodded, "Mourning the Opera Artist is the best example."

Kiana couldn't accept it: "What? Then I really became a vehicle?!"

"Think positively about everything," Su Che consoled him. "When you reach the End, unite all of humanity as one. If that's not enough, call in those from other worlds. Even the Herrscher of the End wouldn't be a match for them, right? Kiana, now's the time for you to inherit the golden spirit of the Kaslana family."

Kiana was a little confused: "Golden Spirit?"

Su Che's eyes were firm: "No matter what the cost, humanity will definitely defeat Honkai!"

"I don't want that kind of golden spirit of dressing up as a woman to become an idol and earn money!" Kiana shook her head vigorously.

Because the first time she heard this sentence was in a video of an idol boy group, the impression left on Kiana by this tragic line is irreversible.

But as the Masked Fool said, whether Kiana is willing or not, she can only accept this "blessing" that will make her bear the mark of savior.

I don’t know if it will be useful in the future.

After this interlude, everyone arrived at the designated banquet venue for a picnic. The food was all made from local organisms, and even robots like Grumpy got to taste Deburger's specialty motor oil.

As an after-dinner entertainment, Fu Xiaoshi set up a ring as he had said before and defeated more than 20 challengers in a row.

Finally, after knocking Yan Qing down with a brick, she insisted on challenging Jing Yuan, and even changed into the body given to her by Aha. However, Jing Yuan, who had no choice but to go on stage, poked her down with a finger of the God.

Fu Xiaoshi, a man of martial virtue, conceded defeat, preventing the body's unique properties from being fully utilized. This caused the Masked Fools in the audience to feel both regretful and sarcastic, and Fu Xiaoshi became so angry that he started a fight with them offstage.

As the sky gradually darkened, the banquet was about to end, and some people who had other things to do had already left in twos and threes.

Su Che found Ying and Paimeng, who were already full, and prepared to go to the world of Genshin Impact with them.

"There are very few people coming from the Genshin Impact world this time." Su Che looked at the venue and said.

"I'm in Liyue," Ying said, feeling a little sleepy after eating and drinking. She yawned and said, "With the Emperor being assassinated and the Whirlpool Demon God being resurrected, Liyue is extremely busy. Only Zhongli and Wendy have time to come over for a free meal."

Paimon leaned on Ying's shoulder and rubbed his eyes: "Huh? Where did the singer go? He was here just now."

"He's lying on the ground, passed out from drinking." Su Che looked at Wendy, who was lying on the ground like a puddle of mud, holding the bottle of wine. He then looked at Zhongli, who was discussing tea art with others in the distance. He shrugged and said, "The autonomous machines will take care of him. Don't worry about him for now. Let's go."

"I just want to go to sleep now..."

Ying slowly brought Su Che through the cross-border door and into her Chen Ge Hu. When she saw the familiar carpet, she lay softly on the ground and hummed comfortably.

"I'm your guest today, so I won't care about you." Ying shook her arms, then fell asleep without any guard.

Chapter 85: The Messenger of Plenty Does Not Even Glance at the House

"Let me out of the pot first."

Seeing that Ying and Paimeng were both fast asleep and unresponsive, Su Che had no choice but to make a thin blanket to cover them, and then went outside to look for them.

As a result, Su Che really found a Chen Ge pot next to a slope, just like in the game.

The operation of this pot was also fool-proof. Su Che simply placed his hand on the pot and was sucked into the mouth of the pot and out onto the streets of Liyue Harbor.

The real Liyue Harbor looked larger than the one in the game, but the basic layout remained the same. Su Che walked towards Bubulu while admiring the night view.

Bai Zhu came back early due to health reasons, so if we go to him now, he might not have slept yet.

Regarding the immigration policy of the Genshin Impact world, Su Che plans to take the talent introduction route.

At present, Mondstadt and Liyue are basically peaceful with the help of Ying.

Although Inazuma was in civil strife, the people were not forced to leave their homes. The same was true for the desert people of Xumi.

As for Nata of the Fire Nation, I don’t know if there are any tribes there that want to change places to develop, and there are no relevant characters in the group. Let’s talk about it later.

From this perspective, the only ones who currently have an urgent need to immigrate are the group of pure water elves in Fontaine.

But Fukaros couldn't speak, so Funina probably couldn't make the decision. And Violet didn't know Fukaros's plan, and she didn't know if she would believe his one-sided story.

So Su Che wanted to first persuade some rare talents to join Daiberg or work part-time at Daiberg.

For example, Albedo who masters alchemy, Xiangling who has an innovative and enterprising spirit in cooking, Ganyu who works overtime as the Herrscher, and Xianyun who is my favorite inventor, etc.

Of course, there is also Bai Zhu. Su Che now plans to talk to Bai Zhu about the Herrscher of Medical Insurance.

When he arrived at Bubu Lu, he found the door closed, but someone was talking inside.

“Protecting patient privacy?”

Su Che touched his chin and planned to wait at the door for a while, but the sudden increase in voice from inside the door almost made him sprain his waist.

"...The Way of Plenty seeks to perpetuate life and eradicate the chronic diseases that shorten life. Nurturing all living beings, I, the God, cannot bear to witness decline and illness. I vow to relieve all suffering, heal all illnesses, bring peace of mind and body, and grant all sentient beings their every wish. Mr. Bai, isn't Plenty and your compassionate heart as a doctor rooted in the same source? Join us, the People of Plenty. The Compassionate Medicine King has cast his gaze upon you. With a nod of approval, follow me to our Land of Plenty. You will achieve your wish and bring the blessings of Plenty to the entire universe."

"My dear Messenger of Plenty, I understand what you are saying, but..." Bai Zhu's troubled voice came from inside, "I'm very sorry, I'm just a doctor, and I have no intention of getting involved in the feud between Plenty and the Hunting Patrol."

"This is all just a misunderstanding. I believe that one day, the people of the Immortal Boat will recognize the true face of the Patrolling Star God and return to the arms of the Compassionate Medicine King."

At this time, a third voice sounded furious. "Fuck the Demon Bow Immortal Boat! They're a bunch of ungrateful wolves who received the highest favor from the Medicine King Huaici, but turned their backs on them! The gift of abundance belongs to those who are capable. We just killed a few of their people and destroyed two immortal boats to steal Jianmu. Is that really that serious? After dinner, they smashed the pot and put down the bowl and cursed, and they still want to return to the Medicine King's arms? I am ashamed to be associated with them!"

Changsheng's voice: "This guy really has a set of double standards."

"What did you say?!"

Upon hearing this, Su Che immediately kicked open the door of Bubu Lu and found two people dressed as Liyue merchants sitting opposite Bai Zhu inside.

One of the women with a sinister face was not a big threat, but the other man with a calm temperament made Su Che's heart skip a beat. He gave up the idea of capturing him alive and opened the operating interface of the cross-border door to select these two targets and kick them out.

The man didn't do anything when he saw Su Che. He just nodded to Bai Shu and said, "Looks like that's all for today. Please reconsider this matter. We'll definitely meet again in the future..."

Before he could finish his words, these two people, or rather the will attached to these two people, had been sent back from the original world of God to the world of Bengtie through the cross-border gate.

"They have been pestering me all night and I haven't had time to eat dinner." Bai Zhu showed a relieved expression to Su Che and stood up to check on the two possessed people.

"Uh... sorry, my mistake." Su Che said embarrassedly.

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