[Mebius: It would be even better if the guinea pig was Su Che~]

[March 7: @Su Che, you just said, "As an adult, you must learn to be responsible for your own actions," right?]

[Murata Himeko: Now it's time for your conscience to be condemned]

[Qingque: I doubt that capitalists like him have any conscience at all]

[Su Che: Your prejudice against me is truly profound. How can I build my own happiness on the suffering of others?]

[Kiana: You were clearly just trying to trick Izumi!]

[Su Che: Have you noticed a pattern in the chat group? Those who are most persecuted in the video are very likely to receive high-level rewards. I bet the reward for Raven this time will be a fully renovated, luxurious island villa, which is why I tricked Ah Quan. You don't even realize my good intentions.]

[Spring Spirit: Is this how the term "good intentions" is used?]

[Padofils: Is it possible... that the raven didn't even appear in the video just now?]

[Su Che: Huh? How is that possible? Didn't you see a raven rolling on the ground in the video? I saw it all.]

[Aha: Who said there isn’t one? I clearly saw a video of a raven crying at the sea until its voice was hoarse.]

[Raven: You bastards...]

[Amber: No, right? It's just that the kid named Sora in the video described it so vividly, it was like seeing the scene just by listening to it...]

[Ying: No one who calls himself Kong is worry-free, alas...]

[Su Che: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!]

【Welcome (Honkai) Sora to join the group chat】

[Congratulations to (Honkai) Sora for obtaining a castle in the sky]

[(Honkai Impact) Sora: A huge island suddenly appeared in the sky... What is this chat group? An operating system?]

[Raven:!]

[Sambo: Good boy, now I can fly in the sky without blowing up your island]

[Alicea: Now everyone is finally happy~]

[Mebius: Castle in the Sky? @Raven, bring it here so I can study it.]

[Su Che: …]

Although Su Che really wanted to try whether the self-destruction spell of "Barus"'s Sky City would be effective, but since Raven was really miserable, Su Che thought it would be better not to say this setting.

[Ying: What is the Castle in the Sky? It sounds similar to our Sky Island.]

[Mebius: @(Honkai)Sora, please take a picture of the island in the sky and send it to the group chat for us to see.]

[(Collapse) Sora: Ah... Okay, I'll try.]

After more than ten seconds, Kong sent out a photo of a tower-shaped floating city with a tree on top.

[Raven: Why does it look like a ruin? Is it dangerous?]

[Su Che: Although there may be some robots on it, the chat group is absolutely safe. Kong should have control authority.]

[Dolly: @Su Che, the flying palace is awesome! I've been in the group for so long, why haven't you shared my video? I want a reward like this too!]

[Su Che: Are you sure? Be careful or your image will be ruined like Walter's.]

[(Broken Iron) Walter Young: ...]

[(Broken) Walter Yang: Can you please stop talking about that? I almost forgot about it.]

[Dolly: Image is not as important as money]

[Su Che: Very good, very energetic! Then I'll find a video of you in it now]

[Start playing——"Kong Ge's Noodles"]

Sora ordered a bowl of instant noodles at Dolly's store. While waiting for the noodles, he saw Dolly eating spicy noodles and couldn't help but say, "Dolly, give me one."

"Here." Dolly stuffed the spicy strips directly into Kong's throat, which triggered the original arousal, causing Kong to dry heave a few times.

[Dolly licked her fingers: "Open!"]

[Sora, busy coughing, raises his eyes: "Hmm?"]

"The noodles are ready." Dolly pointed at the instant noodles.

"Alright?" Sora picked up his chopsticks with both hands and banged on the lid of the instant noodle bowl a few times like beating a drum. Then, with one swipe, he yanked the lid off: "Oooooohh ...!"

[Then Sora leans over the bowl of instant noodles and starts sucking them. His head bobs up and down as if there's a recoil.]

[When he was enjoying the food, he even transformed into a power boy, jumping up and spinning his legs in the air]

After forcefully sucking a strand of noodles into his mouth, Sora pointed at the shelf behind Dolly and said, "Jueyun Peppers!"

"Jueyun Pepper?" Duoli took a bag of spicy strips from the back and tore it open. "Shall I pour it in for you?"

[“Hmm!” Sora continues to sip noodles.]

Dolly sat sideways on the counter, punched Kong, who was addicted to eating noodles, and poured the spicy strips into the bowl.

The noodles with spicy noodles made Kong even more excited. This time, he even sucked the noodles, leaned on the counter with both hands, and jumped directly on it, staggering on it like a drunk.

"Ouch!" Dolly said in disgust, "Get off!"

[Ying: What... is this? Why did everything go black and I can't see anything?]

[Ahaha: Such advanced art!]

[Sambo: Wow, even Aha thinks this is ahead of its time. Is this video something a human could have made?]

[March 7: So, what is this all about?]

[Dixia: Maybe this is some kind of sacrificial ritual? I've seen some tribes perform sacrificial dances before, and they have these kind of jumping up and down, incomprehensible body movements.]

[Su Che: Dixia guessed right. You may not know that in my hometown there is an organization called the "Flying Noodle God Cult." This church believes that the Supreme God who created the world is a pile of noodles flying in the sky.]

[Su Che: And the initiation ceremony of this religion is like this: fighting with the followers of the Flying Noodle God. Only those who successfully defeat and eat the noodles can become a member of the cult and gain the right to meet the Supreme God.]

[Esther: So that's how it is. No wonder he looked like he was bitten by noodles.]

[March 7: Why does the qualification for joining the cult require eating the gods' followers? Are you sure this cult isn't selecting its hosts? Those noodles are actually some kind of parasite. After you eat them, your brain will slowly be hollowed out and then... Ugh! Why do I read so many horror novels...]

[Fu Xiaoshi: I think San Yueqi is right. The person in the video looks like he's fighting for control of his body with the noodles he's eaten. You can see his hands and feet are uncoordinated.]

[Spring Elf: Is eating instant noodles in another world such a challenging thing?]

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[Mona: What good is there in taking such a big risk by joining this strange religion?]

[Su Che: It's a shame, this is an ascetic church, and the believers don't get any benefits.]

[Esther: Something like the Mourning Actors? I have to admit, the Ascetics are a group of people with a strong spirit and great will.]

[Su Che: Pretty much. Joining the Flying Noodle Cult requires strict adherence to strict rules, like being able to drink alcohol whenever you want, eating and drinking whenever you want, and most importantly, having parties on weekends.]

Wendy: These are truly harsh rules, but I believe this spirit of asceticism is worth learning from. @Barbara, in the name of Barbatos, I convey the divine oracle to you: From today on, the Order of Favonius must adopt the regulations of the Flying Noodle Church and reform its church system.

[Barbara: It seems that Lord Barbatos is drunk and talking nonsense again.]

[Wendy: I haven’t drunk a drop of alcohol yet]

Barbara: You must take good care of yourself out there. If you sleep in the middle of the continent, you might get run over by a carriage.

[Wendy: …]

[Yaejinko: It seems this nun has understood the correct way to get along with the gods.]

[Shadow: Hmm?]

[Qingque: It’s a pity that the initiation ceremony is so horrible, otherwise I really want to join this church]

[Su Che: Everything in the world that can be called "noodles" is considered a follower of the Flying Noodle God. If you don't have confidence in yourself, you can still challenge followers with lower difficulty levels. For example, just make a cup of instant noodles and eat it like Ah Quan did, and you can officially become a follower of the God Cult.]

[Su Shang: Doesn't that mean I joined the Flying Noodle Cult when I was five... no, three?]

[Su Che: I hope you can be self-disciplined and abide by the rules of the Divine Religion in the future]

[Su Shang: I'll go buy a bottle of wine right now!]

[Fu Xuan: You should be on duty right now, right? Come back here! @Jing Yuan, you don't care?]

[Qingque: Master Taibu, although many people in Xianzhou believe in the Emperor Bow, it is still a place of freedom of belief. As the head of the Taibu Division, you must set an example and respect the religious rights of others!]

[Fu Xuan: Your year-end bonus is gone]

[Qingque: No! I was just kidding!]

Sora obediently jumped down from the counter, then picked up the bowl and devoured the noodles in one gulp.

"Kongzi, there's one more." Dolly picked up a noodle that had fallen on the counter and fed it to Kong's mouth.

[Sora chews his noodles and points to the shelf: "Coconut and goat milk."]

Dolly takes a can of drink with Ganyu's shy face printed on it and tosses it to Sora: "Catch it."

[Sora raised his head and drank it all in one gulp. After a burp, his health was instantly restored to 114514. "How much?"]

Dolly: "A total of sixteen thousand."

"Put it on your account, young master!" Kong Da waved his hand and left with the credit.

[End of video]

[Ying: @Qiqi, did you see that? It’s coconut milk!]

[Qiqi: Coconut milk…]

[Ying: @Ganyu, Qiqi has always been a well-behaved and easygoing child, never making any unreasonable requests. Drinking a sip of Coconut Sheep's coconut milk is her greatest wish in life. What do you think, should we help her realize it?]

[Ganyu: But...that...]

[Ying: Ganyu, I believe in you. You are the kindest person I have ever met. I believe you will be willing to help such a poor child realize his dream!]

[Paimon: Don't take advantage of others' kindness to fulfill your dirty desires!]

[Ganyu: No, no way... I... I... didn't...]

[Keqing: Okay Ganyu, don't take this guy seriously. Just treat her like dirt on the side of the road.]

Wendy: It seems this church also advocates frugality. They even pick up and eat a strand of noodles that have fallen on the table. I'm in awe! @Barbara, shouldn't we emulate this quality?

[Barbara: When you're drunk, you spread the wine and food evenly on the table, the stools, the floor, and your clothes. You're the least qualified to be called frugal, right?]

[Wendy: After watching this video, I feel deeply ashamed of my past behavior, so I will reform myself, starting with the Order of Favonius!]

[Rosalia: You change it first.]

[Congratulations to Dolly for winning a mobile kiosk]

[Dolly: Wow, that's great! Now I can pull out a shop anytime, anywhere! It's just a little harder to hide.]

[Ying: I will definitely patronize your business if I get the chance!]

[Dolly: That's great, we're already acquaintances. I'll give you a 99% discount!]

[Ying: We're already acquaintances, why give me a discount? Just sell it to me at the original price and put it all on my account!]

[Tartaria:?]

[Dolly: @Tadalia, Mr. Boss, from now on, can I just send all the bills you spend with me directly to Northland Bank?]

[Taddalia: Although I don't mind paying for you, after the lady wrote a letter to the rich man recently, he started checking my expenses. It's better to stay out of the spotlight for now.]

[Ying: There's such a thing? Madam, this is truly despicable!]

Rosaline: It's fine you didn't help, but you're even acting as a playmate and wallet for Morax, who's lost his Heart of God. Winter Kingdom's money isn't meant for you to waste like this!

[Walnut: Tartaglia is so rich, he'll definitely give you a superb funeral when you die, right? @Tartaria, would you like us at the Hall of Rebirth to arrange it for you?]

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