[Northeastern version of Jing Yuan: "Damn, der beep hehe."]
[Original version of Jing Yuan: "It seems we have met our match."]
[Northeastern version of Jing Yuan: "I think the other side is pretty bad too."]
[Original version of Jing Yuan: "It's okay."]
[Northeastern version of Jing Yuan: "Nothing happened."]
[Original Jing Yuan: "Time waits for no one."]
[Northeastern version of Jing Yuan: Heng "Just go up and kick."]
[Original version of Jing Yuan: "Such a rare item, you should just accept it."]
[Northeastern version of Jing Yuan: "Hey, stop tearing it up, it's for the kids."]
Jing Yuan: "I've been entangled in worldly affairs for many years. If I had to tell you something, it would be meeting someone like you who travels the outer world."
Northeastern version of Jing Yuan: "Speaking up, I've been on the street for so many years, and this is the first time I've seen someone like you who isn't worthy of a beating."
[End of video]
[Xing: Mom, I finally understand Xianzhou language!]
[March 7: I feel like I've heard this style of translation somewhere before.]
[Danheng: Potio?]
[March 7: Right, right, right! Didn’t Botio say his synesthesia beacon was modified, so it sounds weird to us?]
[Potiou: It's all because of those adorable little cuties from the company... Why the hell am I talking to you like that here? Little cutie!]
[Xing: When I first heard him calling Danheng "baby" and "I love him to death," I thought he was our little Hengheng's old lover from his previous life as Yinyue Jun, coming to collect a debt. So that's what happened?]
[Hua Huo: Don’t you think about your uncle’s feelings?]
[Xing: That’s why it’s such a shame. We don’t have a good love triangle anymore.]
[Dan Heng: Be more normal]
[Ahaha: Synesthesia beacon gay version, hahaha!]
[Potiou: You little cutie!]
[Aha: This is the first time someone calls me cute, I’m moved]
[Potiou: You are such a good baby!]
[Topa: It can't be helped. There are always a bunch of weirdos who complain about these things, saying the company's products will corrupt children or something... Sigh.]
[Yan Qing: If Fu Taibu's synesthesia beacon could be modified into something like this... uh, a Northeastern version, it would definitely be a great blessing for Luofu.]
Fu Xuan: Humph, I usually just have a habit of quoting from classics. Instead of nitpicking me, why don't you read more books yourself?
[Yan Qing: Fu Taibu is indeed a man of great talent and learning, but I have only heard that he is extremely intelligent. But how should one describe Fu Taibu in this situation?]
[Hanabi: Short and sharp?]
[Bluebird: Poof——]
[Fu Xuan: Qing! Que! You're obviously shorter than me, how can you smile?]
[Qingque: Being short has its advantages. I can always buy children's tickets when I go to other places!]
[Sangbo: @Fu Xuan, see? Why are you calling General Qing "General Qing"? His state of mind is enough for you to learn for a lifetime.]
[Fu Xuan: …]
[Qingque: What the hell! Elder Fu Taibu is always obsessed with his height. That's a precious spirit of "holding on to the green mountains and not letting go." This is the state of mind I should learn from for a lifetime!]
[Padofils: I felt the urge to survive]
[Aha: @Yanqing, @Huahuo, you two have really had enough. Is it fun to keep making jokes about Fu Taibu's height? @Fuxuan, I really can't stand it anymore. Let me help you!]
[Group friend Aha has put up a potion that seems to make you taller after drinking it]
[Fu Xuan: ...I don't believe you. Don't tell me you're drinking that kind of medicine that would turn me into the size of Di Ting!]
[Aha: Heaven and earth, I bet! Even if you don't trust me, how can you not trust this chat group? @Su Che, tell me!]
[Su Che: The chat group won't allow harmful items to be circulated through the auction house to group members. I'm sure the item Aha is selling won't cause any harm to the body!]
[Aha: I, Aha, enjoy having fun, but I also hate rehashing old stuff. I'm determined to completely banish the old jokes about Fu Taibu's height from this group. If you believe me, drink it!]
Fu Xuan hesitated for a while and decided to tell a fortune first.
If it was something else, she wouldn't even be interested in trying it, but Aha was worthy of being a Star God and he accurately grasped her pain points.
The divination result was the same as what Ah Ha said. If she drank the potion, it would indeed not have any negative impact on her.
Then... give it a try?
If she was really ambushed because of this, then the theory that the chat group was harmless, which the group leader named Su Che had always emphasized, would be self-defeating. They would not pay such a huge price just to plot against her.
Even if something really happens, it will serve as a warning to everyone in the group.
Is it worth taking such a big risk?
Fu Xuan could only say - he is a straightforward person!
She took a deep breath and asked everyone from the Taibusi, including Qingque, to help her guard against any accidents. Then she spent 1 point to buy the bottle of potion from the auction house and drank it all in one gulp without hesitation.
The moment the potion went down her throat, a hot current suddenly surged from Fu Xuan's abdomen and rushed straight to her head. Then, she felt a numbing and itchy sensation in the joints of her legs and spine. She could clearly feel that a power called "growth" was accumulating in her bones!
Could it be... could it really be possible!
Fu Xuan was overjoyed - she could finally grow taller!
The heat flow became more and more turbulent, and the numbness and itching in the joints became more and more intense!
Fu Xuan closed his eyes and waited quietly for the potion to blossom and bear fruit in his body!
One minute... five minutes... ten minutes...
[Qingque: Um... @Aha, how long does it take for your potion to take effect? Master Fu Taibu has been standing there for ten minutes.]
[Ahaha: Hahahaha! This is my latest pleasure gadget that makes you feel like you're about to grow taller, but you won't grow even a nanometer!]
[Bluebird: ...Inhumane!!!]
[Sambo: Holy shit, worthy of being called Aha! Boshizun is just having fun, but when it comes to technological innovation, we're still way ahead!]
[Masked Fool I: Even if I'm used to being a dwarf, I'm bound to be defeated by this item! As expected of Aha! I'm no match for him!]
[Theresa: You are so vicious! You evil god!]
[Bai Lu: The Ancestor of Trouble! From today on, there is no Changle Tianjun, only the Heart-Slaying Ancestor of Trouble!]
[Zaoyou: Why are there such excessive people...]
[Su Che: @Aha, next time you can develop a breast enhancement drug that makes people feel their breasts grow but is actually useless]
[Aha: Good idea!]
[Ying: Develop quickly! Now Hu Tao can also experience the joy of growth.]
[Walnut: From now on, Wangsheng Hall will do your business for free!]
Qingque moved the chat group interface aside and looked at Fu Xuan with some uneasiness.
Fu Xuan was still standing there with his eyes closed, a hopeful smile on his face.
With Fu Taibu's wisdom, she must have known it a long time ago, but she just didn't want to face it.
Qingque wiped her tears and decided not to slack off today.
Otherwise, he might be beaten to death by Fu Taibu.
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Chapter 138 Ah ha ha ha, here comes the chicken soup
Congratulations to Jingyuan for winning the Northeastern dialect version of the Synesthesia Beacon Mode.
[Jing Yuan: Wow, interesting, I’ll go out and try it.]
[Qingdui: General, for the sake of Luofu's image, please don't do this.]
[Shinoin Heizo: The Imperial Cuisine Competition will officially begin tomorrow. Contestants and guests are welcome to stay at Inazuma Castle in advance.]
[Ying: Hasn't Yaejinko always been in charge of this kind of thing? Why are you the one bringing it up this time?]
[Shinoin Heizo: The chief priest...she said it's inappropriate to show up until everyone forgets that "human-faced fox" image.]
[Aha: That's bad. There's a Memory Order in the group. She won't be able to show up in this lifetime.]
[Ying: I suggest that Yaejinko just turn into a normal fox and act cute in front of everyone. Maybe that will overwrite our memories.]
[Xing: You mean, she can really turn into a fox?]
[Ying: She said it herself, after all, she is a fox that has cultivated into a spirit~]
[Xing: The fox man from Luofu...]
[Yukong: We don’t have this ability]
[Padofils: Then Sister Ying...]
[Yakura: Can you turn into a cat?]
[Pattofilis: I can conjure up a cat~]
[Xing: I agree with Ying's suggestion. @Yaejinko, if you just turn into a fox and let me rub it, I'll immediately lose my memory and never mention the human-faced fox again!]
[Shinoin Heizo: The chief priest said the group would be closed for three days, so she can’t see it.]
[Ying: Then let's go find her! I'm going to rub this fox today!]
[Xing: I'm going too! @Luoyeyuan Heizo, get all your Inazuma trash cans ready for me, the Galaxy Trash King is coming!]
[Silver Wolf: @Firefly, your darling is about to be seduced away by a vixen]
[Liuying: I'll let Xing know that furries are no match for mechas!]
Seeing that his group members were starting to prepare to go to the world of Genshin Impact, Su Che also prepared to set off.
"Do you want to go and take a look together?" Su Che found Cocolia and asked.
"No, many people will be transiting through Deberg this time, so I have to stay here." Cocolia buried her head in the pile of documents on her desk without looking up.
She now looked very much like the young Great Guardian when the two of them went to persuade Bronya.
It seems that the workaholic attribute of this mother and daughter is inherited from their family.
"It's just a layover. Everyone should just leave without even leaving the platform. It won't be much different from usual." Su Che thought for a moment and said, "How about this? I actually want to use this tournament to lure a Herrscher back to build up Deiberg. Seriously. How about you help me?"
Cocolia sighed: "When you said the word 'kidnapping', I only had one answer..."
"That's a Herrscher that can control gravity. It should greatly increase the efficiency of extraterrestrial engineering."
"You don't mean the retired Rock God?"
"How could that be? The only people that capitalists can't exploit are retirees." Su Che smiled. "How is it?"
Cocolia was silent for a while, then suddenly stood up and said, "I'll go hand over my work."
…………
……
On the first day of the Imperial Cooking Competition, three preliminary competition venues were set up.
On the judges' panel of the first division, Cocolia supported her forehead with both hands, pondering the reason why she was there.
"So..." Cocolia glanced at Su Che sitting in the audience and muttered to herself, "What does my being a judge have to do with kidnapping...hiring a Herrscher?"
"time up!"
The Narukami Taisha Shrine maiden, assigned by Yae Mimiko to host the event, had a powerful voice. As the competition progressed, her performance gradually improved, from her initially reserved demeanor to a more youthful and lively one.
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