[Ying: Teacher Xing, please teach me this skill!]
[Xing: First, I need to find a girlfriend who can transform into a mecha]
[Ying: ...Is it okay if he can only transform for a few minutes? Like Tartaglia.]
[Tartaria: Hey! I can hold on for a long time, okay?]
[Firefly: How long can you persist?]
[Tartaria: I can hold on... Wait, what are you asking?]
[March 7: But no matter what, don't even think about sleeping with a trash can tonight. Inazuma's hotel won't let you bring a trash can into the room.]
[Xing: I'm the winner of the preliminary round, don't I even have this little privilege?]
[Yaejinko: If these are your only reasons, I'm sorry, I can't grant you any special permission.]
[Xing: Then what kind of reasons would make you agree?]
Yaejinko: Hmm… something with a twist, a storyline, preferably a tragic one, where I can exploit people’s sympathy and take money out of their pockets.
[Coral Palace Heart Sea: You just want to solicit submissions...]
[Su Che: Simple, I'll help Xing find a reason!]
[Start playing - "The Real Reason the Trail Blazers Dig Through the Trash"]
[Xing appears in the center of the screen and begins her monologue: "My name is Pioneer. I was born into a single-parent family."]
As Kafka stuffed the star core into Xing's chest, Xing continued, "My mother abandoned me at the Black Tower Space Station right after I was born. Fortunately, a kind aunt took me in. From then on, there was an unknown passenger on the Starry Sky Train."
[(Broken Iron) Bronya: So that's how you forced your star core in there? That simple?]
[Fireworks: High-end star core storage technology often only requires a simple force to fly~]
[Ying: @Xing, Kafka is stuffing her into you so roughly, and it's your first time, so it must be painful, right?]
[Xing: It's okay. It was a little uncomfortable at first, but once it was fully in, it felt quite comfortable. I just didn't have much energy and my head was a bit dizzy.]
[March 7: What are you two talking about?! There are kids in the group, can you talk about something healthy?]
[Aha: Quick! My dear masked fools, record your initial experiences as a stellar core spirit verbatim. This is precious scientific data! @March 7th, this is the first time a civilization in the universe has contained a stellar core in a physical form. This is a magnificent milestone in the history of stellar core research. How can you view this historic event with such vulgar eyes?]
[March Seven: Eh?! Um… excuse me?]
[Aha: It's good that you're repentant. By the way, @Kamen Fool K, write that paragraph on the cover of your adult product factory's latest product, and remember to add the phrase "Giving you a star-like shock."]
[Masked Fool K: Yes! We guarantee you and your customers' satisfaction!]
[March 7: What kind of scientific research are you doing?!]
[Aha: Cervical massage chair, what are you thinking about now? Please tell me in detail~]
[March 7:……]
Xing: "Since there's no room for me on the Starry Sky Train, I can only sleep on the sofa, or squeeze in with Dan Heng or San Yue Qi."
"Danheng has nightmares every day. March Seventh is okay, but sometimes he dreams of me as Pam and pinches me."
[Ying: @Xing, before you met Liuying, you slept with someone else every night? That's so enviable!]
[Xing: How could that be? I have a room on the Starry Sky Train. And Danheng's bed is hard and small. When we sleep together, I sometimes accidentally bump into the books stacked beside the bed and get hit in the face. Sanyueqi's bed is quite big, but she doesn't like to turn off the lights when she sleeps, and she has a lot of decorative light bulbs in her room, so it always takes me a long time to fall asleep.]
[Liuying: ...Why do you say it as if you really slept with them?]
Chapter 146: Firefly: It turns out I’ve been dating a one-year-old child?
[March 7: That... isn't just an illusion, it's real.]
[Firefly:?]
[March 7: When Xing first got on the train, she said she was so lonely she couldn't sleep at night. She looked at me with tears in her eyes like an abandoned raccoon. It was so hard to refuse! But ever since this chat group showed up and revealed her true nature, I haven't slept with her since.]
[Ying: As expected of a star!]
[Lisa: Hehehe… I think you used this excuse to get into my bed when you first came here~]
[Ying: Not just you, I also tried to get into Captain Qin's bed~ but unfortunately, I didn't succeed. Captain Qin is such a cold woman.]
[Qin: You laughed too much and revealed your purpose.]
[Hanabi: You're totally smelting copper. It's illegal, you know?]
[Ying: At least wait until I actually did it before you pin it on me! I didn't trick Klee into sleeping with me, and neither did Diona!]
[Hanabi: I'm not talking about you]
[Xing: Are you talking about me? I'm not even refining copper. Sanyueqi and Danheng are already adults!]
[Hua Huo: I'm talking about Sanyueqi and Danheng. Although you're physically mature, you're still only a one-year-old. You must pay attention to your own safety.]
[Xing: I… I’m touched! This is the first time someone cares about me in this way. Director Hua really loves me!]
[March 7: What kind of argument is this? Even if Xing is indeed covered by the Minor Protection Act, it was Xing who took the initiative, so why is she blaming me in the end?]
[Gold Dust: I'm sorry, Miss March Seven. According to the generally applicable laws and regulations recognized by the Interstellar Peace Corporation, human females must be at least 14 years old to be considered a crime if they consent. No lower.]
[Hua Huo: Sanyueqi and Danheng, you two are breaking the law, do you know that?]
[March Seven: I… I… oh no, I was just trying to get Xing to sleep out of sympathy. When did that happen? What does that have to do with anything? I almost got tricked by you. You really can fool people!]
[Aha: If that's the case, then there's only one (♀) copper smelter left—Liuying. Turn yourself in now!]
[Liuying: ...Me?]
[Hanabi: Yes, it was Firefly! We all saw you approach Xing with unhealthy intentions, and after a series of tactics, you established a romantic relationship with her. To have a one-year-old girl call you "wife" and kiss you is too much!]
[Liuying: Eh? So I'm actually... smelting (♀) copper?!]
[Xing: Uh... Sorry, I lied to everyone. I'm actually an adult. I only remember the past year, so I claimed to be one year old... Anyway, being in a relationship with me is legal. Liuying is innocent!]
[Hanabi: With only one year's worth of memory, he spends his days rummaging through trash cans looking for food. This could be considered as someone with limited intelligence and no independent ability, and he's also breaking the law~]
[Liuying: I, I'm smelting (♀) copper...]
[Xing: Liuying, don’t listen to her nonsense…]
[Liuying: ...Xing is only one year old now. I can... I can raise Xing from childhood to adulthood...]
[Xing: ...Huh?]
[Silver Wolf:?]
[Kafka:?]
[March 7:?]
[Ying: You’re an expert!]
[Sambo: @Hua Huo, shame on you, why are you getting so excited?]
[Hanabi:...]
[Ahaha: Hahaha!]
[Xing: "One day my aunt Yinlang came to see me. She told me that my mother didn't abandon me. She worked three jobs every day to support me."]
"Playing the violin in a western restaurant during the day." In the middle of the empty observation car of the Starry Sky train, Kafka gestured with ecstasy as she played the violin.
"At night, I use silk thread to mend people's clothes." Kafka used silk thread to control a large group of Interstellar Peace Company employees. Then, amid the hail of bullets, she leisurely walked through the falling crowd like a band conductor. "Occasionally, I run errands, like delivering star cores to others."
"And my uncle, A Ren, although he has some mental issues, sells blood every day to make money. His arms and hands are covered with needle marks. He bandages them up so I won't see." In the video, A Ren uses his combat skills to fight off a group of demonic beings.
"My aunt Silver Wolf played games every day to raise money for my baby formula. She finally built up 76 accounts, only to have them all blocked. It makes me sad."
[Topa: It’s okay to help others mend their clothes]
[Xing: Did Mother Kafka send me away because she was afraid I'd starve to death in the hands of the Star Core Hunters? I see. She left me because she loved me so deeply!]
[Kafka:~]
[Gui Naifen: Actually, I've been wanting to ask this for a while now. The Star Core Hunters are the company's most wanted criminals, a well-known criminal organization throughout the universe. You only steal star cores and don't want other valuables, but you can't sell them. It seems you don't have to work, so where do you get all the money you spend on a regular basis?]
[Su Shang: Isn't it clear in this video? Kafka works as a housekeeper to earn money for her acting skills, Silver Wolf is a power player for bricks, and Blade is selling blood.]
[Gui Naifen: This video is probably just a prank, not real, right?]
[Xing: Definitely not. Yinlang is clearly my dad, so when did he become my aunt? I don't come from a single-parent family. But I didn't expect Yinlang to use 76 accounts just to buy me milk powder. I will always remember this deep and great fatherly love!]
[Silver Wolf: Still deep, why doesn’t it crush you to death?]
[Black Tower: But Silver Wolf’s account was indeed blocked, I can prove it]
[Silver Wolf: I will take revenge sooner or later!]
[Aha: The Star Core Hunters are burdened with a sky-high bounty, yet their lives are so difficult... Have you ever considered selling someone first, using the bounty to break out of the prison, and then selling them again?]
[Gold Dust: If you have any ideas in this regard, please feel free to contact me. I will handle the bounty process for you without charging any fees.]
[Silver Wolf: Haha~ If that day ever comes, you should first consider whether this is Elio’s script.]
[Xing: "I feel like I should do something for this family."]
"From then on, every time I saw a trash can, I would check to see if there were any unwanted items like bottles and cardboard so I could sell them for money to help my mom and uncle work less hard."
"So this is why you're looking through the trash?" Hanabi gave the final closing narration.
[End of video]
[Dolly: Alas... Children from poor families grow up early]
[March 7: Do you usually sell scrap?]
[Silver Wolf: How much money can you make selling scrap? You might as well just steal from trash cans and sell the iron.]
[Xing: That's murder to the trash can. You're so cruel!]
[Congratulations to Xing for obtaining a bucket of King's imitation tears; Kafka for obtaining the skill "Air Violin"; Blade for obtaining a bag of six-star premium, wash-free red dates; and Silver Wolf for obtaining a motorcycle with a heavy-duty bunny paint job.]
[Ying: Did we miss someone? Elio is the boss, but how does Liuying make money? The armor maintenance must be a significant expense, right?]
[(Broken) Bronya: Is it possible that being a Star Core Hunter can earn you a salary?]
[Padofilis: I think the Star Core Hunters are a group of people who are united by pure faith. They persevere to this day because of their shared purpose. If they were paid, they would definitely ask themselves during battles, "How much money is this a month? Why am I risking my life?" And then they would lose motivation to continue, right?]
Chapter 147 I will ignite the sea of my heart!
[Gold Dust: Elio has the ability to predict the future, so wouldn't that be a sure win for his investment? Perhaps this slave of fate has secretly amassed an astonishing fortune under various identities.]
[Xing: That's true... March 7th, as Elio's replacement, why don't you try buying some stocks or something?]
[March 7: But I really don’t have the ability to predict the future. All the previous events were coincidences.]
[Xing: We can give it a try. As long as we have enough money, I won't have to run errands for others for a few credit points when I'm exploring. And I'll have enough money to raise fireflies~]
[Liuying: I have enough money to spend, Xing, don’t worry about me]
[Xing: No! I want you to eat as many Oak Rolls as you want, every day until you're full!]
[Paimon: Wouldn’t you get sick of eating too much cake every day?]
[Xing: I'm pampering my girlfriend here, and you ask me if I'm going to get tired of it?]
[Silver Wolf: You'd better stop bragging. You don't make as much as Liuying. I'm afraid you'll be living off her in the future.]
[Firefly: I can raise stars!]
[Xing: Living off a gigolo seems pretty good...]
[March 7: Where's that bold statement from earlier?!]
[Fu Xiaoshi: You're such a jerk for letting your girlfriend, despite being seriously ill, go out and become a killer to support you.]
[Liuying: I don’t make money by being a killer.]
[Qingque: So what other jobs do you do besides being a Star Core Hunter?]
[Liuying: I actually...]
[Su Che: Liuying is a veteran of the Grammer Iron Cavalry. I think everyone should know what veterans usually do after leaving the army.]
[Amber: Instructor?]
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