Primary school students of all worlds

"A thousand times leverage?"

Sonozaki Mion rubbed her temples, looked at Wang Quan approvingly and said, "I don't know from which adult you learned these words, but what we, the Mushroom Knights, need is children like you who are not fully developed in thought. Come join us! Become a knight to fight against demons, ghosts, spirits, goblins, vampires, slimes and aliens!"

"Feel sorry……"

Wang Quan looked at the older sister in front of him who excitedly invited him, feeling embarrassed. "I don't believe in such unscientific things."

"Eh?"

Lihua looked at Wang Quan in astonishment and said, "Aren't aliens very scientific? Don't you even believe in aliens, Wang Quan?"

"Of course I believe extraterrestrial life exists, I just don't believe aliens exist."

Wang Quan's matter-of-fact words were met with a confused look from the Mushroom Knights' leader: "Is there a difference between extraterrestrial life forms and aliens?"

"The difference is huge."

Wang Quan shook his head and said, "It is possible that extraterrestrial life exists. After all, the universe is not short of the 60 elements that make up life. I believe that the random permutations and combinations of the universe will always produce countless lives and a large number of civilizations.

But 'aliens' are different. They are the embodiment of modern human curiosity about the universe. The most typical example is the alien with a big head, a small body, and octopus legs. This kind of 'fantasy science' embodies human curiosity and imagination of extraterrestrial civilizations."

After a pause, he raised his index finger and asked Sonozaki Mion in confusion, whose mouth was twitching.

"Do I need to believe in 'humanity's curiosity about the universe leading to secondary creations'?"

Elementary School Students' Team Building Travel Destination: Chapter 44: Mushrooms That Save the World

Image: "Mion Sonozaki", Location: "Images/1717728049-100405354-111756601.jpg"

Image: "Furute Rika", Location: "Images/1717728080-100405354-111756601.jpg"

"Well……"

After hearing the words, "I believe in aliens, so I don't believe in aliens," Sonozaki Mion pondered for a long moment before she finally gathered her thoughts. She stared in horror at the 5-foot-20-foot-tall boy in front of her with his clear eyes. "Kid, are you okay? How can you be like my father at such a young age, looking like you're being tormented by the trivialities of life?"

"You should ask my parents about that."

Wang Quan shrugged: "Of course I don't think you can find it."

"Captain, you've strayed too far."

Lihua reminded her, "Aren't you here to recruit new members for the Knights? Wang Quan simply doesn't understand the necessity of joining the Knights, so he refused. You should make him aware of the responsibility our Knights bear."

"Right."

Sonozaki Mion scratched her head, then gave Wang Quan a thumbs-up and said, "Our Mushroom Knights are a knight order with a long history of '1 million years'..."

"Just slow down."

Wang Quan looked at Sonozaki Mion awkwardly: "Humans were still swimming in the ocean a hundred million years ago. Isn't the history of your Knights a little too long?"

"Emmm, don't worry about the details. The short version is that 100 million years ago, the world was facing a crisis! A highly toxic gas, originating from nowhere, enveloped every corner of the Earth. Even powerful creatures like the ancient Tyrannosaurus Rex fell one after another under the attack of this invisible and intangible enemy, not to mention other living things. Seeing the world's devastation and everyone wailing in pain, mushrooms came into being."

Sonozaki Meion vividly described it to Wang Quan: "This mushroom has a bright red cap and a milky white stem. It absorbed all the poisonous gas from the earth into its body, saving the world a hundred million years ago. From that moment on, grateful for this mushroom's salvation, life named it the [Holy Mushroom] and spontaneously surrounded it, forming a knightly order that has protected the [Holy Mushroom] for generations until now."

Wang Quan rolled his eyes and said, "Miss, leader of the Mushroom Knights, don't you think this setting is a bit exaggerated? Who would rely on mushrooms to save the world?"

Rika replied uncertainly, "Mario and his cuckolded brother?"

"They didn't save the world, they only saved the princess, and she was a princess engaged to a prince."

Wang Quan rolled his eyes and said, "Also, in the setting, mushrooms can make Mario bigger and stronger, but in reality, mushrooms only make humans weaker. Is it really necessary to protect such a thing?"

"Have!"

Sonozaki Meiyin nodded affirmatively and said, "To protect the Sacred Mushroom, my friends have gathered here and formed an alliance to fight against the evil forces that want to take the Sacred Mushroom for themselves. If you want to join, Wang Quan, then now is the time to choose your hero!"

As soon as he finished speaking, in front of Wang Quan's astonished gaze, an orange-haired girl emerged from the left and entered his field of vision doing a cartwheel. Sonozaki Mion quickly threw out a carrot, and the orange-haired female knight also quickly drew the knife at her waist and swung it violently. With the cold light, the carrot was cut into two and fell to the ground.

"This is the strongest force of our knights! Hatchet Knight Reina!"

Sonozaki Mion proudly introduced him to Wang Quan, but before Wang Quan could express his opinion, the Hatchet Knight went down doing a cartwheel, and then a man with short brown hair appeared from the left doing a cartwheel, and then stood in front of him, holding a baseball bat and swung it several times as if it was a home run.

"I've never won a fight, but I've never lost in a fight! Keiichi the Stick Knight."

As soon as Sonozaki Mion finished speaking, the bat knight, who had made several baseball poses, did a cartwheel again, but soon a little blonde girl who was about the same height as him and Rika came into his sight doing a cartwheel.

After standing still, the little blonde girl proudly took out a device and pressed it. Then a large number of sky rockets shot out from behind her, blowing up the leaves of a big tree not far away.

"As long as we give her a piece of the mountain behind her and give her enough traps, Trap Knight Satoko can beat a bunch of special forces in a matter of minutes!"

Sonozaki Mion proudly introduced it, and then Trap Knight also did a cartwheel and went down.

"And then there's my sister, the Electric Knight Sonozaki Shion!"

"..."

"Forehead……"

Looking at the quiet place, Sonozaki Mion blinked and asked in confusion: "Where is Shion?"

The Trap Knight who had already gone down immediately shouted: "The Electric Knight and my brother, the Bat Knight No. 2, went for a walk together."

Hearing this, Sonozaki Meiyin gritted her teeth and said, "Damn Electric Knight, when you're recruiting new members, you're actually talking about love and stuff. This is absolutely unforgivable!"

After saying that, Sonozaki Meiyin looked at Wang Quan again and asked expectantly: "Little friend, have you felt the power of our Mushroom Knights? Is there anything you want to ask?"

"I do have a question."

Wang Quan held his forehead and asked, "Why do you have to do a cartwheel to enter?"

"What else?"

Furute Rika said as a matter of course: "Front flip is too difficult. Although forward roll is simple, if my clothes get dirty, my parents will pull my ears and scold me when I go back, so I can only choose cartwheel."

Wang Quan's mouth twitched: "What a reasonable reason."

"So what?"

Sonozaki Meiyin looked at Wang Quan, stretched out her hand to him and asked, "Do you want to join our Mushroom Knights and protect mushrooms with us?"

Despite saying this, Sonozaki Mion felt unsure. The little boy's every move, tone of voice, and lines gave her a sense of over-maturity. Such children were generally not easy to ignore... They didn't like to participate in extracurricular activities, and it was even less likely that they would join their knights with a 1 million-year history...

"No problem."

Under the slightly surprised gazes of Sonozaki Mion and Rika, Wang Quan nodded and agreed: "From now on, I am a member of the Mushroom Knights. By the way, since I am already a member of the Knights, can the captain let me observe the 'Sacred Mushroom' with its bright red umbrella and white stem up close?"

Elementary School Students' Team Building Travel Destination: Chapter 1: Mushroom Knights' Team Building

After accepting the invitation from the leader of the Mushroom Knights and officially becoming a member of the Knights, Wang Quan was quickly dragged by the Knights to participate in team-building activities. The first stop of the team-building was Xinggong Komachi next to Hinamizawa. All members mounted their mounts...

"Wait."

Seeing the five knights preparing to set off, Wang Quan interrupted and asked, "Are you planning to reach the next area by riding your bikes like this?"

"It's a mount."

Sonozaki Mion corrected, "Is there a problem?"

"I grew up in the city, I'm not as resilient as you mountain kids."

Wang Quan said helplessly: "At least let me call a car to pick you up."

"Cars are such a sight to behold! They're nowhere near as good as our mounts."

Sonozaki Mion shook her head and said, "Look at our mounts! Zero fuel consumption, a single-speed transmission, naturally aspirated, front and rear caliper brakes, a 36-degree panoramic sunroof that puts sports cars to shame, 24-inch wheels! It even only consumes five mushrooms per kilometers! It's not much better than a gasoline car, and the only thing that can compare to us is a new energy electric car."

"Ok!"

Wang Quan raised his head in alarm. "Where do new energy electric vehicles come from these days? If they really exist, what's the point of bicycles?"

"It's the supermarket over at Xinggong."

The knight of the baseball bat excitedly introduced it to Wang Quan, "That new energy electric car not only has ergonomic seats and a large steering wheel, but it's even linked to a famous IP. All you have to do is throw in a coin, and it'll yell, 'Brother, come on, come on!' It's really too much for a hot-blooded man like me to handle. If I could have a new energy electric car, why would I need a bicycle?"

"The Knight of the Stick!"

Sonozaki Mion immediately said angrily: "What are you saying in front of a child, you pervert!"

The Stick Knight suddenly became depressed and could only mutter weakly about what was wrong with the man being perverted.

"But aren't city kids resilient?"

Sonozaki Meiyin looked at Wang Quan thoughtfully and said, "How about you sit on the back of the bicycle and we take you there? Although the mountain road is a bit bumpy, as long as you are careful, your butt shouldn't be in any big trouble."

"Then let me do it!"

The Hatchet Knight raised his hand high and said, "I will be very gentle and protect the delicate skin under the elementary school student's buttocks."

"no!"

Sonozaki Mion denied it without hesitation: "I'm worried that you might take her home and raise her just because she's cute. It's better to let Rika carry her. Her bicycle is for elementary school students."

The hatchet knight lowered his head in shock.

Wang Quan looked at Lihua suspiciously, then looked at Meiyin and said, "Compared to the physical fitness of an elementary school student, I trust a tall, strong, mature older sister more."

"Student Wang Quan."

Furude Rika immediately put on a mature, queenly voice and said to Wang Quan with a forced smile, "Who did you say was immature?"

Wang Quan obediently sat on the back seat of the bicycle, then watched Lihua in front of him stand up and pedal hard, taking him towards the next destination.

Although the speed of bicycles could not compare to that of gasoline vehicles, because they were in the mountains, the road was basically downhill, and the five bicycles were speeding towards their destination at an astonishing speed.

Wang Quan, who was sitting in the back seat, could even feel the impact of the airflow brought by the speed, and Lihua's long blue hair was constantly whipping his eyes and cheeks under the influence of the airflow. He wanted to open his mouth to protest and ask the Knights to slow down, but the blue hair went straight into his mouth, turning his protest into a "Pah".

but……

Listening to the five people on the road, sometimes laughing loudly, sometimes singing the theme song of last night's hit TV show, and sometimes ringing the car bells together, Wang Quan couldn't help but fall into silence. He was vaguely thinking back to his childhood, when he seemed to have done the same with three or five friends...

The ringing of the car bell gradually died down, and the slowdown in speed also stopped Lihua's hair from raging on his face. The six of them stopped in front of a shop with a sign that read "Han Babao".

"This is……"

The Bat Knight's throat trembled as he looked at Sonozaki Mion in astonishment and said, "Captain, this fast food restaurant is a thorn in my mother's side. I don't know how many times she's told me it's too greasy and unhealthy. You don't want us to eat inside, do you?"

“Indeed, it is difficult for our parents to allow us to eat such unhealthy Western fast food.”

Sonozaki Mion said seriously, "But the creed of our Mushroom Knights is this: when people are deceived by material things and blindly pursue illusory realities, remember that 'everything is false'. When people are bound by laws, dogmas, family ties, and morals, remember that 'everything is permitted'."

Under Wang Quan's embarrassed gaze, the knights raised their arms and cheered loudly before rushing into the store. They swarmed in front of the ordering menu and prepared to start ordering all kinds of unhealthy fried foods that their parents did not allow.

Wang Quan felt his trouser pockets and found that he only had gold coins and no banknotes. He then tugged at Sonozaki Mion's sleeve and, meeting her questioning gaze, asked, "Do we really want to eat here? Why don't we go somewhere bigger? I can treat you."

"Tsk tsk tsk, Captain, I didn't just pick this shop randomly."

Sonozaki Meiyin said to Wang Quan with an enigmatic look on her face, "I've only told this secret to my own people. Inside this seemingly ordinary Western fast food restaurant, there lives a hero."

Wang Quan looked around in confusion, and quickly fixed his eyes on a man who looked unusual.

That naturally curly silver hair, those dead fish eyes that seemed to see through the true face of the world, and that lazy temperament...

"You have good taste, young lady."

Noticing Sonozaki Mion's admiring gaze, the silver-haired girl in her work clothes curled up her lips and said, "Since you found me, I'll let you see what I can do! Drink!"

After saying that, the silver-haired naturally curly man shouted, and with a shovel in his hand, he scooped up a handful of French fries. Then he forced the handful of French fries into the small French fry box, completely ignoring the fact that the box was already bursting because it could not hold more.

Then the silver-haired man handed a full box of fries to the admiring Sonozaki Mion: "I don't care about the profit-first principle of capitalism. I have my own principles, and my principle is to fill it up like crazy! Come on, kid, you want popcorn, right? I'll fill it up like crazy! You want Chicken McNuggets, right? I'll fill it up like crazy! What? You want mashed potatoes too? What can you do with this tiny little box? I'll get you a big bowl, and let's fill it up like crazy!"

Thanks to the hard work of the silver-haired warrior, the knights soon had a table full of delicious fried food. Laughter and joy filled the shop, except for...

"mum?"

Lihua, holding a hamburger, looked at the silent Wang Quan in confusion: "Why aren't you smiling? This is a hamburger with a McNugget stuffed in it."

"If I could, I'd also like to laugh out loud like you guys, actually..."

Wang Quan silently raised his hand, pointed at the sign beside him, and said with gritted teeth, "If he hadn't stuffed you with my fries, I would probably be smiling happily, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the shovel of the fucking Sabaoth fell to the ground, adding a scream of "What the hell" to the joyful laughter in the store.

Elementary school students team-building travel destination: Chapter 46 Wang Xiaoming and Dai Shocker!

"Private Masai Sidda!"

Under Wang Quan's embarrassed gaze, a bespectacled young man in work clothes forcibly held down his naturally curly silver hair and apologized to him repeatedly in panic: "I told him not to do this a long time ago, but he just wouldn't agree. Please deduct all the losses from this guy's salary. Let Kagura and I go, we are both innocent!"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Another girl in work clothes nodded repeatedly and said calmly, "The bread and meat patties that disappeared from the kitchen were stolen by Yinjiang. It has nothing to do with me!"

"..."

Wang Quan held his forehead and said, "Forget it. Just remember to let the guests finish their meals and don't waste any food."

Seeing that Wang Quan didn't care, the three staff members finally breathed a sigh of relief and returned to their posts.