As he was speaking, he suddenly realized that the originally azure sky had been dyed into dusk by the setting sun. The crimson sunset stretched his shadow out very long, and he could not help but stare at it in amazement.
"Mi, what's wrong?"
Furuto Rika poked his shoulder and asked doubtfully.
"Nothing, I was just thinking... I don't look very good right now."
Wang Quan turned around and looked at Furuto Rika in front of him and said, "Because you look terrible too."
The little girl with blue hair blinked, her long hair fell down in a mess, many strands were stuck to her face by sweat, the hem of her white skirt was ragged and scattered with traces of ripping and being torn everywhere, the sweat caught the dust in the air and left grey lines on her rosy cheeks, Lihua noticed this and quickly reached out to wipe it, but it only made her skirt more messy.
"Forget it, I'll clean it up when I get back."
He shook his head and walked towards Lihua's bicycle, but just as he was about to sit on the back seat like before, a petite figure suddenly attacked from behind and sat on the back seat before him.
"I've run out of energy."
Lihua looked at Wang Quan pitifully: "Are you planning on having me take you back like this?"
"Yes."
Wang Quan nodded expressionlessly and said, "That's what I planned. After all, I'm not a child from the mountains. I'm not as tough as you guys. I thought you already knew this."
"The kids in the city wouldn't play so wildly with us."
Lihua nodded affirmatively and said, "Student Wang Quan, you are already an outstanding mountain boy!"
"I don't remember ever being such an interesting creature."
Wang Quan rolled his eyes, kicked the bicycle's support frame backwards, then sat on the bicycle, pushed hard with his feet, and followed the convoy with Lihua on his back.
Along the way, the cheers after victories and the laughter of people mocking their friends' miserable appearances, the ringing of the car bells behind him, made Wang Quan's mouth curl up unconsciously. Playing a dungeon with his friends and returning victorious felt surprisingly good. Of course...
It would be even better if the way back wasn’t uphill!
Wang Quan gritted his teeth and pushed his sore legs down hard. He wanted to stand up and pedal the bike, which would save some effort. However, Lihua, who had previously claimed to be his friend, cunningly fell asleep on his back. Of course, he suspected that this guy was pretending to be asleep, because the girl's hands were around his waist and her whole body was firmly fixed on him.
Even the little face pressed against his shirt was still murmuring.
“fight on…”
After a twitch of his lips, Wang Quan lowered his head resignedly, aware that his legs and feet would be sore and numb that he wouldn't be able to get out of bed all day tomorrow. He stared at the pedals and struggled forward. It took a lot of effort before he finally returned to Lihua's home, and it was getting dark by then.
"Speaking of which, Captain..."
Wang Quan looked at Sonozaki Meiyin and the others in confusion: "Why are you guys here too? Don't you need to go back to your homes?"
"What's going on?"
Sonozaki Mion pointed at the still-lying Bat Knight No. 1 and said, "We can't let No. 1 see his parents like this, right?"
Wang Quan was shocked and asked, "Even though you guys are having so much fun, do you still have any respect for your parents?"
"How rude... Anyway, we need to explain to the parents that we're staying over at a classmate's house tonight."
Sonozaki Mion said as she carried Knight No. 1 on her back and walked towards the house: "Rika, lend me the room for a while, Knight No. 1 seems to be seriously injured."
"Ok?"
Lihua, who had just taken a nap, rubbed her eyes drowsily and asked in confusion, "Is Knight No. 1 seriously injured?"
"Yes, it's very serious... Both eyeballs are ruptured, the skull is fractured, all upper teeth are missing, both clavicles are cracked to varying degrees, the left wrist, right thigh, right fingers, and left ankle are all fractured to varying degrees, the fourth and fifth ribs in the right chest are comminuted, the kidney is ruptured, and the skin on the back is extensively burned... It's too much for life to bear."
Knight No. 1 spoke in a harsh tone, as if he was about to die.
Wang Quan's mouth twitched. "Not to mention the kids in the mountains, even the old man under the wheels wouldn't be extorted like this. How much money do they want to extort from the group leaders?"
"..."
Stick Knight No. 1 stretched out his hand towards the air with difficulty. "At this point, perhaps only the legendary and rare item 'Sister Juice' can save my pineapple-pineapple body."
Elementary School Students' Team Building Travel Destinations: Chapter 51: Soup is Coming
After declaring that he needed girl juice to be healed, Stick Knight No. 1 fell asleep and became completely unable to be awakened.
Although Wang Quan strongly suggested that "he's probably just pretending, just give him another beating and he'll be fine", the knights still tried their best to think of non-violent methods to heal their companions, such as minced garlic, chili sauce, ginger... But Bat Knight No. 1 just lay straight and motionless.
Such amazing perseverance made Wang Quan, who stuffed half a lemon into No. 1's mouth, look at him with admiration.
"That's half a lemon! He's actually able to control his facial expression and remain calm. Is he really human?"
"If perverts can be considered human, then the Stick Knight certainly is."
Lihua said as she pulled Wang Quan towards her backyard, "It looks like Knight No. 1 won't give up until he gets what he wants today."
Wang Quan asked in surprise: "Even though you know he is pretending?"
Lihua, who was walking in front, paused for a moment, then looked at Wang Quan thoughtfully and said, "Wang Quan, do you really think that we defeated that high school student together?"
"Isn't it?"
"Of course not. But because he saw the bond between you and me as reincarnated beings and felt the passionate combination of our skills, he was moved by the atmosphere and lay on the ground, watching us leave with our rescued companions with relief."
Listening to Lihua's story, Wang Quan scratched his head and said, "You guys really know how to have fun—but does it matter if this bat knight pretends to faint and asks for juice?"
"Even the Falun Gong group, who are our enemies and have not communicated with us beforehand, are actively participating in this adventure. But why are you, Mr. Wang Quan, observing from the sidelines?"
Rika Furude tilted her head and looked at Wang Quan in confusion.
"No no no."
Wang Quan shook his head repeatedly, bewildered, "I did say I wanted to join the Mushroom Knights, but you never mentioned any rules of the game to me. How am I supposed to get into the game?"
"Eh……"
Furude Rika looked at Wang Quan in confusion. "Then when you and the Grand Shocker Group announced in the conference room that you would 'uphold the principle of mutual benefit and win-win, jointly build a beautiful and harmonious business environment, and make outstanding contributions to the prosperity and stability of Hinamizawa and its economic development,' did you discuss this beforehand?"
"Forehead……"
"You were clearly immersed in the drama the entire time you were negotiating with the Great Shocker Corporation. What's the difference between your immersion and that of the Stick Knight?"
"Can that be the same?"
Wang Quan spread his hands and said, "It's true that I get into the role very much when I'm doing business, but that's social etiquette, the 'rules of the game' that must be followed in the adult world."
Furude Rika asked in confusion, "So we don't need to follow the rules of the game for children?"
"Of course not!"
Wang Quan said affirmatively: "If we continue to comply, then won't we really have to give juice to that perverted legendary prop girl of the bat knight?"
"That's not something we should worry about, but something the Captain and the Hatchet Knight should worry about."
Rika Furude said affirmatively, "All the Bat Knight needs is a kiss from the princess. I believe the Captain and the Hatchet Knight won't be stingy. What we need to consider is this..."
As she spoke, Rika Furude pushed open the back door, revealing the small yard behind the house. Inside the fence, a few chicks were startled and made crisp noises.
"You still keep this?"
Wang Quan looked at Furushe Rika in surprise. He couldn't believe that this elementary school student was involved in animal husbandry.
"I just started raising it recently, but I've asked a friend to help take care of it these days."
Furude Rika complained, "Although these little guys look cute at first glance, and I kind of keep them as pets, it's hard work having to clean up their poop and cut water lilies to feed them every day."
After complaining, Furute Rika excitedly pointed at the chicks and said to Wang Quan, "It's the little potato that eats the most, it's the little gourd that makes the most noise, and it's the little chestnut that's the quietest."
Seeing the elementary school student showing off his pet, Wang Quan nodded from time to time, feeling that this senior reincarnator was obviously hundreds or thousands of years old, yet he still had such a child...
"And this is Little Orleans, the boss here. The prisoner who has tried to escape several times is the protagonist tonight."
Looking at the rooster flapping in Furuto Rika's hands, Wang Quan tilted his head slightly: "Do you like to name your dinner?"
"Otherwise, the little animals would be too pitiful."
Furude Rika said matter-of-factly, "They are life forms on this planet just like us humans. Even the dogs in Hinamizawa only have a 50% chance of having the same name, but they don't even have a name. Although my ability can't give them equal status with humans, I can at least give them a name like humans."
"That's no reason to name them after the way they died!"
"If you have time to complain one by one, then come and help me."
Lihua immediately switched to her queenly voice and said, "Today is a day of great victory. We must treat everyone well. This must be Little Orleans' wish as well."
"I bet fifty cents it's not."
Wang Quan complained as he walked into the kitchen with Lihua. He, who was a little awkward, and the experienced Lihua began to process the chicken. They boiled water together, bled the chicken, scalded it, and plucked the feathers. Then Lihua piled the ingredients into a pot, and he took out a kitchen knife, chopped the Little Orleans into pieces and put them into the pot to make delicious chicken soup.
After working for a while, the two of them finally finished making the boiling hot chicken soup, and then delivered the chicken soup to the Bat Knight's ward together. Before they got close, they could hear the Captain and the Hatchet Knight arguing about who would use a kiss to wake up the Bat Knight.
Seeing this, Wang Quan helplessly shouted through the door, "It doesn't matter what happens. What matters now is enjoying the fruits of Lihua and I's labor. Except for the bat knight who's still waiting for his juice, everyone else, prepare your bowls and chopsticks."
As he spoke, he held the plate in one hand, opened the door with the other, and called out loudly: "Chicken..."
Like a free-range chicken being strangled by a pear flower, his voice was choked in vain, and he stared blankly at the "yellow-haired boy" who was rescued by himself and others.
The kind-hearted young man was trying to dissuade the leader and the hatchet knight who were still arguing, but he accidentally got involved in their dispute and was pushed away by both of them. As a result, he lost his balance and fell on the bat knight No. 1.
Knight No. 1, who couldn't be awakened even by freshly squeezed lemon juice, suddenly opened his eyes at this moment, feeling the soft touch of his lips and the handsome face of the yellow-haired man in front of him in disbelief, with only one thought left in his mind.
"Where's the pussy juice? Where's that big, sweet bowl of his pussy juice?"
Then he heard a weak call from outside the door.
"No, chicken soup is here..."
Elementary school students' team-building travel destination: Chapter 52: Dai Shocker attacks late at night!
After a chaotic scene with some wailing, the knights finally calmed down. Everyone tacitly agreed not to open the painful scar of the girl juice turning into chicken soup. They happily shared the fruits of Wang Quan and Lihua's labor and praised the delicious chicken soup.
"Especially this part."
Trying to divert his attention, Stick Knight No. 1 chewed and praised, "The leather is tight and has a strong texture. The thick, tender juice bursts in your mouth as soon as you bite into it. The taste is indescribable. May I ask what kind of dish this is..."
Facing the brown-haired boy's inquiring gaze, Wang Quan was puzzled for a moment and then replied, "This is Kung Pao Chicken."
"Don't fool me."
Stick Knight No. 1 looked at Wang Quan suspiciously: "It's not like I haven't eaten Chinese food before. Kung Pao Chicken is not fished out of soup."
Wang Quan hesitated and said, "What about the fried chicken?"
"How come even a chef like you can't figure it out? And it's still Kung Pao Chicken, right?"
"Then I'll give you a blowjob. Are you satisfied now?"
Bat Knight No. 1 scratched his head in confusion, not understanding Wang Quan's expression of "It's all your fault, you've ruined my soul." However, everyone happily finished their chicken soup and comfortably lay in the room discussing the results of the day's battle and how to proactively strike back at the FFF group that had set their sights on the Holy Mushroom.
Wang Quan initially tried to find out the location of the Holy Mushroom indirectly, but after being hit on the head by a white pillow thrown by Lihua, he temporarily put aside his inquiries and instead viciously picked up the pillow and threw it back, but Lihua dodged it by crouching with her head in her hands, and the pillow hit the Hatchet Knight behind her.
Then, amid Lihua's snickering laughter, everyone joined in this fratricidal battle, attacking everyone indiscriminately. After squandering all their remaining energy within the time allowed, the elementary school students lazily lay on the floor, slowly and unwillingly.
Closed my eyes. 7
But the night was not over yet. There was still a group of primary school students, forcing themselves to sleep, jumping and moving forward in the woods between the mountains, chasing the black shadow that was fleeing in front of them.
"Student Li! What's going on now?"
Flying low, Illya looked at Li Syaoran in confusion: "Aren't you going to attack the Great Shocker Group? Why are you here to protect innocent people?"
"That department has been captured by Xiaozhi and his team, and the main culprit has been basically apprehended."
Li Xiaolang whispered, "But some remnants still managed to escape... No! They were moving with a strong sense of purpose. It didn't seem like they were fleeing, but more like they were heading somewhere. This gives me a bad feeling."
"No need for a premonition at all!"
Illya said quickly, "The village is just ahead. We absolutely cannot let these bad guys disturb ordinary people. Let's speed up!"
"That's not necessary."
Li Xiaolang took a deep breath and pulled out a card from his pocket: "Although I don't want to use this, this is the only thing I can do right now - drink!"
After a low shout, he suddenly threw the card forward, then took off the peach wood sword and stabbed it at the card. At the moment the card and the peach wood sword came into contact, a "dot" was formed between the card and the peach wood sword, and then spread out in all directions at an exaggerated speed. Wherever it passed, the wind stopped flowing, the leaves stopped swaying, and even the butterflies stopped flapping their wings.
The remaining Dai Shocker troops that were fleeing forward also stopped and froze in front.
"Time manipulation?"
Looking at everything still around her, Illya couldn't help but exclaim, "This is a corner of the Fifth Law! How old are you, Xiaolang? Have you already reached this point?"
Li Xiaolang shook his head: "This is just relying on the power of external objects. I haven't reached that level yet."
Illya couldn't help but mutter to herself, holding the ruby wand in her hand: "Being able to casually use external objects involving the Fifth Law is already a freak in itself."
"Now is not the time to talk."
Li Xiaolang said tiredly, "I can only freeze time for 24 hours at most. Let's seize the opportunity and catch them all in one fell swoop."
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