Primary school students of all worlds

"Hmm, it seems...that makes sense."

Li Xiaolang scratched his head: "So are we going to have a fight here?"

"Yes."

Wang Quan quickly shook his head and said, "I'm going to hit you in a moment. You can resist, but remember not to resist too violently. It's best to use the same intensity as a massage at a club, something that's comfortable and makes you feel good."

"clear."

Li Xiaolang nodded thoughtfully and said, "It's just like the fake fighting style shown in TV dramas, right? No problem, leave it to me!"

"Who told you I had to hold back?"

Under Li Xiaolang's stunned gaze, Wang Quan rolled up his sleeves and cracked his knuckles while saying seriously, "I'm going to hit you hard! Really hard, because only in this way can I truly demonstrate the cruelty of the word 'struggle.' Of course, don't worry too much. Mana knows how to heal, so nothing serious will happen."

"..."

Li Xiaolang glanced awkwardly at the curious Slime next to him, then looked at Wang Quan and said, "I understand the logic, but why does hitting me have to reflect the cruelty of the struggle, while hitting you has to reflect the comfort of the club?"

Wang Quan blinked and said as a matter of course, "Because I have to survive safely and then continue teaching Slime new vocabulary. Of course, if you can also teach, Wang Xiaoming, I don't mind switching places and letting you experience the comfort of a massage at the club while I endure the punches and kicks of a Foundation Establishment cultivator - so can you do it?"

"Well……"

Li Xiaolang hesitated for a long time, then said with a determined look, "I understand. Let this alien slime feel the cruelty of struggle! After all, I'm a cultivator in the Foundation Establishment Stage, so I'm in good shape."

"Are we really going to fight here, in front of aliens?"

Seeing her two friends standing opposite each other and getting ready, Illya quickly said, "Isn't there a better way? Like drawing something?"

"First of all, I can't draw. Li Xiaolang, can you?"

"Forehead……"

Facing Wang Quan's question, Li Xiaolang said confidently: "Drawing talismans is a specialty of our Li family. I am naturally good at it."

"I see. It's those scribbles that are even harder to read than a doctor's handwriting, right?"

Wang Quan turned to look at Illya and said, "Illya, there's no need to ask you and Miyu. Your minds are full of beautiful magical girls. You can't draw something as cruel as struggle."

"Huh? Who said that?"

Illya immediately retorted, "I almost ended up being the one who ruled the world. Isn't that cruel?"

"How can a mere fifth-grade student like you rule the world? As for Rika..."

Lihua quickly raised her hands high, patted her chest, and said, "Leave it to me! I've always gotten a solid 60 points in art class! Just leave small things like drawing to me."

"Just go and get some soy sauce!"

After complaining about Lihua, Wang Quan looked at the elementary school student opposite him who was taking deep breaths. He then clenched his fists, exhaled deeply into them, and finally said to Li Xiaolang word by word, "Bite your teeth! I'm going to do it!"

"bring it on!"

Li Xiaolang said resolutely, and Slime, noticing the change in atmosphere, stared seriously at the two elementary school students in front of him.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Ok?"

Li Xiaolang, who was ready but still couldn't get the punch, looked at Wang Quan in confusion as he raised his hand but didn't hit him.

"Strange...why did I freeze? Why didn't that punch land solidly?"

Wang Quan was lost in thought, staring at his fist in disbelief. He knew very well in his heart how important and cruel it was to make the slime understand the word "struggle", but when he saw Li Xiaolang calmly facing his iron fist, an inexplicable sense of guilt gripped his fist tightly, preventing him from continuing.

"I've become weaker? Is it because of Xiao Ming?"

Elementary School Students and Underground Civilization: Chapter 112: English Teaching Even Slimes Can Understand

"Student Wang Quan, are you still going to fight?"

Li Xiaolang looked at Wang Quan in confusion, who was standing there frozen for some reason.

"Of course you have to hit him, and you have to hit him hard."

Wang Quan gritted his teeth and said, "But it's really embarrassing to use such a heavy hand on your own friend!"

"Well...it's really comforting that you can say that."

Li Xiaolang looked at Wang Quan with a twitching mouth: "But you're so entangled? How hard do you plan to hit me?"

"Student Wang Quan, so you can't do it, right?"

Illya pointed at the curious slime beside her and strongly suggested, "Why don't we stop teaching such dangerous words and teach them something more peaceful."

"Ilia!"

Wang Quan looked at Illya sternly and said, "You always think things are too sweet. These are two races that don't understand each other at all, and the communication cost is extremely high! If we can't make each other's thoughts clear, it will lead to very, very, very, terrible consequences, such as the Dark Forest, the Dark Forest, and the Dark Forest."

"Emm, although I still don't quite understand."

Li Xiaolang scratched his head and said to Wang Quan, "But I can feel that you, Wang Quan, are serious and believe that this is necessary, so I believe you - come on!"

"Hmm... Mr. Wang Xiaoming, the more righteous you are, the harder it will be to take action."

Wang Quan scratched his head in worry, but soon his eyes lit up as he looked at Li Xiaolang: "I suddenly realized that the reason I couldn't do it was because my conscience was wrong. How about this, you ask me to beat you up, that way my conscience will be better."

"Forehead……"

Li Xiaolang looked at Wang Quan awkwardly, "I'm really curious about your conscience. How could you come up with such an outrageous suggestion?"

"please!"

Wang Quan looked at Li Xiaolang earnestly. "The difference between us and the slimes isn't just a matter of being different at heart, it's a matter of absolute species difference. They have no idea where we come from or what we want to do. This 'not understanding' is bound to lead to fear, panic, and even wild speculation. For example, if a conflict breaks out between the two sides, and the Earthlings lose to the slimes and raise the white flag, the white flag in slime language signifies fighting to the end and not surrendering. Wouldn't that be disastrous?"

"Okay, okay, I understand!"

Realizing the seriousness of the situation, Li Xiaolang looked at Wang Quan expectantly with a strange expression and said word by word, "Please come and beat me up."

"..."

After a moment of silence, Wang Quan regretfully shook his head at Li Xiaolang, "No, that's too frivolous. My fists are still bound by my conscience."

"Student Wang Quan! Please give me a good beating!"

Li Xiaolang increased the pauses and interjections in his voice, then looked at Wang Quan expectantly, hoping this strange behavior would end soon! He was a child of the world of cultivation, and he was actually begging a fifth-grade elementary school student to raise his hand to hit him. How shameful!

Fortunately, his pleading finally had some effect, and Wang Quan's conscience was slightly relieved. Although it was just a little bit, it was enough for him to swing his fist at Li Xiaolang's face and stop just before hitting him.

"The Dark Magician Girl was right."

Wang Quan muttered, looking at his fist. "Although I initially wanted to use you to relax my own nerves when I was with you, I've already unknowingly considered you my true friends. How could I possibly use such a harsh hand on my friend, a primary school student at that?"

Li Xiaolang: “…”

After a long silence, Li Xiaolang said in despair, "Please beat me up quickly. I swear I will help you carry your schoolbag when I get back! For a week!"

Wang Quan looked at Li Xiaolang with gratitude. Thanks to his best friend's efforts, his conscience finally fell at ease at this moment.

"Ada da da da da da!!! Oh la la la la la la la!!! Hey hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Amidst the fierce ping-pong bout, Wang Quan stood breathlessly. He then pointed at Li Xiaolang, who had fallen facedown on the ground, and said to the slime, whose big eyes were filled with curiosity, while panting: "This... ha... this is... ha... struggle..."

Slime nodded thoughtfully, pointed at Li Xiaolang and repeated, "Struggle!"

"Wait!"

Lihua interrupted Wang Quan and asked in confusion, "What did you just say? Bean... steamed...?"

The girl repeated with great difficulty what her friend had just said.

Wang Quan said casually: "Well, I taught Slime Chinese with standard pronunciation. It's normal that you don't understand."

"Eh? Are you teaching Chinese?"

Lihua scratched her head and said, "But what if the slime doesn't log in in China when it chases us to Earth, but instead logs in in my hometown, and then there's a misunderstanding due to the language barrier? Classmate Wang Quan, you're so desperate..."

Lihua paused abruptly, glancing at Li Xiaolang lying on the ground. Realizing she had said the wrong thing, she quickly corrected him, "Wang Quan, you're risking Li Xiaolang's life so much because you don't want any misunderstandings, right?"

"Emm, it's indeed possible, but if I think this way, I'll have to teach Slime Chinese, Japanese, English, Spanish, Russian, etc."

"How about teaching English?"

Miyu suggested, "It's the most spoken language in the world."

“In theory, that’s true.”

Wang Quan shook his head and said, "But what's the reality? Although English is the most widely spoken language on Earth, it's also divided into American English, London accent, Indian accent, and Chinese schoolboy accent. And among all these varieties of English, I only know the Chinese schoolboy accent."

"Uh, Chinese schoolboy-accented English?"

Miyu asked curiously, "Is there such a language on Earth? I had no idea about it before. What exactly is it like?"

"It's very simple, for example..."

Wang Quan pondered and said, "English is written as Yinglishe, tomato is written as Ta Ma Dou, banana is written as Banana, and so on."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiaolang, who was lying on the ground, immediately protested, "Student Wang Quan! You read the pronunciation annotations I made in my English, right? How dare you pry into someone's privacy without my consent? Forget it right now! If my mom finds out, she'll take me to Shenzhen!"

“No one reads your English book.”

Wang Quan shrugged and said, "Because everyone's is the same, mine is marked as well."

Elementary School Students and Underground Civilization: Chapter 113: Worthless Sacrifice

After some debate, Miyu successfully persuaded Wang Quan.

Wang Quan then looked at Li Xiaolang who was lying on the ground and said, "Get up, Li Xiaolang. Thank you for your sacrifice for humanity."

"You're welcome."

Li Xiaolang scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "My mother said that cultivators should help humans more often, so that they can accumulate more merit."

"That's great—so could I please give you another spanking?"

Wang Quan requested earnestly.

Li Xiaolang stared at Wang Quan in shock and quickly explained, "What the American lobbyists said is correct. Although English has many accents, so does Mandarin, such as Hong Kong Mandarin, Cantonese Mandarin, Guangxi Mandarin, etc. Considering this point, we still have to teach English, the most widely spoken language on Earth, to the slimes. This is the only way to minimize the possibility of misunderstandings."

"so what?"

Wang Quan turned his head away guiltily: "So I plan to teach the English version of the word 'struggle' to Slime... So can you beg me to beat you up?"

"That is to say..."

Li Xiaolang said awkwardly, "It's worthless! My sacrifice just now was worthless! It didn't even add an ounce of merit!"

"Wait!"

Illya suddenly interrupted the conversation and then looked at Wang Quan seriously and said, "It's just as I thought, Wang Quan. You and Miyu have very similar ways of thinking. Everything is based on efficiency as the highest standard."

"Is there a problem?"

Wang Quan looked at Illya in confusion. "In fact, English is the most widely spoken language on Earth right now. It's almost considered the universal language. Is there any problem with teaching it?"

"This is a very reasonable idea, but because it is so reasonable, you have forgotten an important point."

Illya raised her finger and said word by word, "When aliens and alien monsters arrive on Earth, they particularly like to land in Japan!"

Hearing this, Li Xiaolang suddenly realized and said, "That's indeed the case."

Miyu also nodded in affirmation, "As expected of Illya! Beautifully said!"

"It seems to be the case."

Rika also suddenly realized and said: "There is a saying in our family, Yuru, that she came from outer space to Hinami Sawamura."

"..."

Looking at the smug Illya, Wang Quan said awkwardly, "Am I the only one? Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that the first target of aliens is Japan? Right, Mana! You think it's outrageous too, right?"

"Forehead……"

The Dark Magician girl whispered to the little boy, "Master, although it may be unbelievable, the Thunder Dragon King, the Thunder Beast, destroyed the Venusian civilization and fled to Earth. Its first landing place was Japan."

"what?"

Wang Quan stared blankly at the Dark Magician Girl: "How come I didn't know about this?"

"It was night when the Thunder Beast landed. Master was asleep then, right?"

Mana explained, "The king of ancient Egypt, who was in charge of the seven sacred artifacts, arrived at the scene immediately and summoned my master and me. We had a fierce battle with the Thunder Dragon King, and it took quite a while to defeat and subdue him."