Primary school students of all worlds

"..."

Two minutes later...

"..."

Three minutes later...

"will not!"

Wang Quan answered Mao Yue in a decisive tone.

"Student Wang Quan."

Furude Rika looked at Wang Quan awkwardly: "You've been silent for too long, haven't you?"

"Have it?"

Wang Quan looked at Lihua in confusion. "Less than three seconds, right? It doesn't matter what happens with such a small matter. Anyway, I disagree with everything the Slime says about me! 1 yen is too little! It's as if people think I can't offer a high salary! I'll give you an extra yen! Congratulations, Maoyue, you're now a Slime with a monthly salary of yen!"

Rika Furude looked at Wang Quan embarrassedly, but in the end, he still deducted 10,000 yuan from Slime's monthly salary.

Uzuki jumped for joy. Although she didn't know the current prices of human goods, such a powerful Miss Rika could only earn 3 yen a month. 2 yen was definitely a huge sum of money!

Wang Quan properly put away the transformation device in his hand. Although he already had the caring and powerful magician Mana as his backer, his own combat capability was still that of an ordinary fifth grader. Now with the full-body strengthening device like the battle suit, his personal safety and combat capability were taken to a higher level.

"By the way, can I use this suit too?"

Lihua asked Uoyuki curiously.

"of course can."

Mao Yue nodded and said, "Because I don't have this smart chip, the suit won't be shared with anyone. Anyone can use it."

"Then can it transform into a cassock?"

Lihua said excitedly, "In the class performance in a few days, I will be playing the role of Tang Sanzang. If it can transform into a cassock to enhance my fighting power, then I, Tang Sanzang, can pin the black bear demon to the ground and beat him up."

"Do not……"

Wang Quan looked at Lihua helplessly and said, "In another week, a stray celestial body will hit us. Do you still want to perform Journey to the West? This is too... um..."

Lihua, who had been waiting for her friend to complain with her head down, looked up in confusion: "What's wrong, Wang Quan?"

Wang Quan rubbed his chin, looked at the convertible flip phone in his hand, and said with a slightly cold look in his eyes, "About the class performance, can I play the role of Sun Wukong?"

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Proof of the Elementary School Student and the Hero: Chapter 154: Adaptation is a mess

The next day, in the principal's office of Sarujin Elementary School—

Principal Wu Tian, ​​with Joseph standing behind him, glanced at Wang Quan, who was holding a flip phone, with a puzzled look, then looked at Li Syaoran, Illya, Miyu, Rika, and finally stopped at Wang Quan.

"There might be something wrong with my ears, Mr. Wang Quan."

Teacher Wu Tian looked at Wang Quan in confusion: "Are you finally going to join my Turtle School?"

Wang Quan raised his eyebrows: "I don't remember when I said I wanted to join an interesting organization."

"But you just said you were planning to play the Monkey King in the upcoming class performance?"

Teacher Wu Tian gestured with his hands to express his shock. "The Silver Star of Disaster is about to fall, and you, a serious person, actually want to play with your classmates at this time? This is simply the purpose of the Kame-sen Ryu I created!"

"I didn't think about playing."

Wang Quan said seriously, "I plan to use the class performance as an opportunity to catch the Metal Church that has infiltrated Yuanshen Primary School."

"Well……"

Teacher Wu Tian was even more confused: "A spy from the Metal Church has sneaked in? What's going on?"

"is this real?"

"This has been confirmed."

Illya on the side echoed, "The divination by Sakura Kinomoto from the next class showed that a spy had sneaked into our school, and the divination that Miyu and I did afterwards also showed that."

"But I'm still not sure if the Metal Church's spies are connected to the Journey to the West performance of Grade 5, Class 1."

Teacher Wu Tian asked in confusion, "Could it be that the spy who infiltrated our place likes to watch Journey to the West? If so, my little Monkey King could definitely go on stage and act out his own performance."

"Of course I don't know what spies like."

Wang Quan shrugged and said, "But I do have an idea of ​​what spies hate the most."

"interesting."

Joseph looked at Wang Quan expectantly and said, "This feeling of being confident while everyone else is puzzled is really very much like a Stand User."

Wang Quan looked at Joseph doubtfully, then slowly unpacked his thoughts. "Since he's a religious figure, and a lunatic with the idea of ​​devouring Earthlings, he must be fiercely loyal to his gods. If we exploit this and blaspheme the gods, we could definitely infuriate him. Spies, once overly angry, tend to act impulsively, and when they act impulsively, they're prone to getting killed. What do you think?"

"..."

After a period of silence caused by thinking, Joseph was the first to break the silence, staring at Wang Quan with a burning gaze: "Oh my god! Although your Stand is not legal at all, the way you think is too much like a Stand user! Are you really an elementary school student? Could it be that you have been transformed into a child by some kind of Stand ability?"

Wang Quan looked at Joseph blankly. "Am I abnormal? I've been in Yuanshen Primary School for so long that I almost feel like there's nothing special about me."

Joseph nodded confidently and said, "Real elementary school students are like this."

Being pointed at by Joseph, Furute Rika scratched her head and looked at Wang Quan in confusion. "Wang Quan, I understand you want to provoke the spy, but what does this have to do with the upcoming Journey to the West-themed class performance?"

"It's very simple."

Wang Quan rubbed his chin and said, "I'm planning to change the plot of Sun Wukong beating the White Bone Demon with his stick a little bit. I'm going to change it to Sun Wukong beating the alien god with his stick. I'm also going to replace the golden cudgel with a weapon that meets the YB242 bar 63 standard material. What do you think?"

"This……"

Teacher Wu Tian immediately looked hesitant, but several of the students were eager to try. Sun Wukong beating an alien god with his stick? That sounded very interesting!

"But Sun Wukong is a mythical figure, and the alien gods are products of science fiction. Mythology versus science fiction? Sun Wukong versus aliens?"

Teacher Wu Tian hesitated and shook his head, saying, "This adaptation is not a random fabrication, and this parody is not nonsense. What you're doing is like having the Third Prince of the East China Sea fight Optimus Prime on Cybertron. It's inappropriate."

Illya asked doubtfully, "Why is it inappropriate? Isn't this kind of cross-work brawl normal?"

"no……"

Wang Quan looked at Teacher Wu Tian in confusion. "Now is not the time to worry about Mr. Wu Chengen's feelings. The evil organization, the Metal Church, has already infiltrated the elementary school. Isn't the safety of the elementary school and the Earth more important than Mr. Wu's feelings?"

As he was speaking, the sound of Amitabha Buddha's name rang out from outside the door. Then, a monk wearing a cassock, with an imposing appearance, red lips and white teeth, stood outside the principal's office. He smiled at Teacher Wu Tian and said, "This donor is absolutely right. What's more important now is the safety of the young donors."

Wang Quan looked at the monk behind him in confusion, then looked at Master Wu Tian: "Who is this?"

"One of the helpers I called in to fight the aliens."

Teacher Wu Tian said seriously, "Let me introduce you. This is the famous Master Xuanzang, Tang Sanzang."

"..."

After a moment of silence, Wang Quan turned his head, looked at his friends, and asked weakly, "Everyone, tell me the truth, who put mushrooms in my water bottle?"

The four elementary school students shook their heads in unison.

"Then let me ask."

Wang Quan asked weakly, "Am I the only one who thinks this is unreasonable?"

"Don't worry, classmate Wang Quan."

Illya said seriously, "I also think it's unreasonable."

"I'm the same as Illya."

Miyu also looked at the monk in shock: "Why is Master Xuanzang a man!"

"What's so strange about a mythical figure still being alive today?"

After saying this, Li Xiaolang saluted the monk solemnly: "I am Li Xiaolang, the Qi Refiner, and I am honored to meet the Buddha of Merit."

Lihua said nothing, but looked at Tang Seng warily: "Even if the real master comes, so what! The first place in the Master Xuanzang imitation contest must be me!"

"..."

Wang Quan looked at Teacher Xiang Wutian awkwardly: "He's a figure from the Tang Dynasty. How did you manage to invite him to fight aliens?"

"It's a long story, so I'll cut to the chase. A long, long time ago, Lord Piccolo appeared. He single-handedly defeated the entire damn world with his overwhelming power. Then, Lord Piccolo began his own plan, sending his demon sons and grandsons to collect all seven dragon balls."

Teacher Wu Tian vividly described to Wang Quan, "After collecting all the Dragon Balls, King Piccolo made a wish for immortality. The whole process went very smoothly without anyone interrupting him, so the King's wish was quickly fulfilled. The Dragon Balls also disappeared, leaving King Piccolo and Master Xuanzang staring at each other in bewilderment."

The Proof of the Elementary School Student and the Hero: Chapter 155: Jokes Must Be Nonsense

"I greet all of you, my little donors."

Under Wang Quan's embarrassed gaze, Tang Xuanzang sighed softly, "Donor Piccolo has long been plagued by the three poisons of greed, anger, and ignorance. Even though I recited scriptures beside him for three days and three nights, I was unable to influence him. Fortunately, Donor Wu Tian's young disciple, Little Wukong, broke into the Demon Palace and defeated Donor Piccolo. This is how I was able to escape danger."

"Well……"

Wang Quan held his forehead and said, "Although I don't know any Piccolo, but since he's called the Great Demon King, he must be the one who has done all sorts of evil things, right? How could he actually tolerate you chanting for three days and three nights without eating you? This doesn't make sense."

"Is this weird?"

Illya asked back, "Master Xuanzang has been captured more than once or twice. Every time, the monsters would leave him alone for a while, waiting for Wukong to rescue him."

"Illya, it's not like the monsters would deliberately leave Tang Seng alone."

Miyu quickly explained to Illya, "When Tang Sanzang is captured, they usually take Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing along with him. Monsters are the type that save the best food for last, so Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing are cooked before the monk. However, these two are particularly difficult to cook, so this usually buys Wukong plenty of time to save his master."

"what!"

Master Xuanzang looked at Meiyou in astonishment. "Wujing and Wuneng actually have such an effect! How could this humble monk not have noticed it at all?"

"This kind of thing is fine anyway."

Wang Quan held his forehead and said, "And classmate Xiaomei, the Dragon Ball only sent Master Xuanzang, who would grant immortality after eating him, to Piccolo. It didn't send Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing along with him."

"Well……"

Miyu blinked, "Nothing? Then how did you survive for three days and three nights, Master?"

The monk's face suddenly showed a hint of embarrassment: "Little donors, this is not important. The important thing is to fight the aliens, right?"

"That's right, that's right."

Teacher Wu Tian beside him also nodded and agreed: "The fact that Lord Piccolo wants Master Xuanzang's Yuan Yang is not important at all. What's important is to fight the aliens."

"Yuan Yang?"

Wang Quan blinked, then suddenly realized, "That's right! The female demons on the Journey to the West are more interested in Elder Tang's nine-life virginity than Tang Monk's flesh. Possessing it can earn you the status of a Taiyi Golden Immortal. Great Demon King Piccolo is truly an ambitious man who wants to single-handedly defeat the entire world. He truly has good taste—but I don't know why a girl would give herself a masculine name like 'Picco'."

"Lord Piccolo is not a girl."

Teacher Wu Tian said quietly, "Why else do you think he hesitated for three days and three nights, giving my disciple, Little Wukong, enough time to practice?"

Wang Quan: “…”

"Please don't tease me, everyone."

Tang Xuanzang smiled bitterly and said, "Anyway, I allow you to adapt it as you please. You don't need to worry about the opinion of my eldest disciple. Now, goodbye."

Watching the mage hurriedly leave after granting permission for the adaptation, Wang Quan looked at Teacher Wu Tian and asked quietly, "I'd like to ask, what role can Master Xuanzang play in the upcoming battle against the alien gods?"

"I am not sure as well."

Teacher Wu Tian shrugged and said, "I don't have time to worry about the ability of my helpers. In short, the more helpers the better, so that we don't find out that we don't have enough helpers when the battle gets intense."

Wang Quan scratched his head, suppressed the turmoil in his heart, and said to everyone, "Anyway, now that we have obtained the adaptation permission, we can make drastic changes to the play 'The Three Strikes on the White Bone Demon'."

"How are you going to change it?"

Li Xiaolang asked curiously, "Besides replacing the White Bone Demon with an alien god, other parts will also need major changes, right?"

"No, first we need to decide on the actors. Since this is an emergency, we'll just keep it simple."

Wang Quan waved his hand and said, "Lihua is determined to get the role of Tang Sanzang, so she will play Tang Sanzang, Illya and Miyu will be Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, Li Syaoran will be the White Dragon Horse, and I will be the Sun Wukong."

"Wait a mininute."

Li Xiaolang squinted at Wang Quan and asked, "Why am I a horse?"

"We can't have Miyu and Illya or Rika be the horses, right?"

Wang Quan shook his head and said, "There are so many children here, this can't be broadcast."

"Then why are you Sun Wukong?"