Primary school students of all worlds

"It's hard to say."

The old man grinned and said proudly: "Although I don't know how strong Fat Tiger is, his combat power is unlikely to be over 5 at most, and if I use my full strength——"

After a pause, the old man looked up at the sky, then pointed at the moon, which already had an outline, and said to Wang Quan with a smile: "It's not difficult for me to explode a few planets like this."

Wang Quan glanced at the moon, then looked at the old man who claimed to be a star-level expert. This guy completely regarded himself as an elementary school student who had no idea about the universe.

"Okay."

Wang Quan pointed at the moon in the sky and squinted his eyes and said, "I always feel that the Mid-Autumn Festival, a festival where others are reunited but I am alone, is very redundant. Could you please pop a star for me... um..."

Wang Quan didn't know if it was an illusion, but he suddenly felt that several stars next to the moon seemed to flash frequently.

"That won't do."

The old man shook his head repeatedly and said, "Last time, in order to stop the demon ape from harming innocent people, I exploded the moon in a hurry. Fortunately, the gods rescued me in time and restored the moon. I was scolded by the gods for a long time. The residents of the moon even regarded me as their lifelong enemy and launched several satellites to watch me."

After a pause, the old man said in a strange tone, "You may not know that what you just said scared the rabbits that were watching me. I could hear all the beautiful lunar language greetings to your parents from a long distance away."

Wang Quan, looking at the old man with a 'are you teasing a child' look, shook his head and said, "Thinking about it carefully, whether you can beat Fat Tiger or not, it will benefit me. If you can beat him, that would be the best. If you can't, it will let Fat Tiger feel the consequences of beating the principal. So, old man, when are you going to go and defeat Fat Tiger?"

"No hurry, no hurry."

The old man looked at Wang Quan with a smile and said, "If you want me to educate Fat Tiger, there are conditions."

"condition?"

Wang Quan looked at the old man suspiciously. "Do you want something from me? That's no problem. I can donate some of my pocket money to upgrade your school. Even installing air conditioners in every classroom is no problem."

"You are still a child from a rich family."

The old man looked at Wang Quan in surprise, but then shook his head and said, "I don't want your money. I want this school to have another transfer student. Someone smart, wealthy, and someone who behaves like an adult despite his young age. It would be best if this transfer student doesn't have any friends."

"..."

Wang Quan's mouth twitched as he looked at the old man and said, "You want me to go to your Ape God Primary School?"

The old man rubbed his chin and said proudly, "As a teacher, I can't just sit there and watch such a promising young man. How about becoming my student?"

"..."

Are you in primary school?

Wang Quan raised his head and looked towards the [Yu Shen Primary School] in front of him.

How could I, a college student who could handle geometry, algebra, and calculus, be stuck with a bunch of elementary school kids who couldn't even solve a square root of two variables? How could I face the little girls waving wands in front of me, imitating magical girls? How could I face the elementary school students imitating the movies, wielding talismans and performing spells in front of me?

It is a loss of virtue for a top-level boss to massacre a novice village. Isn't this too unfair to those elementary school students?

"of course not."

Wang Quan was silent for a moment, then nodded with a slight smile on his face: "As long as you can teach Fat Tiger a painful lesson, I can go back to elementary school."

"Then it's settled."

The old man nodded happily and said, "I'm going to go take care of that Fat Tiger right now. You just wait here for my good news."

"Wait a moment."

Wang Quan stopped the old man and asked curiously, "We've been chatting for so long, and I still don't know your name, Grandpa."

"Wu Tian..."

"Principal Wu Tian?"

"Do not."

The old man grinned and said to Wang Quan, "Just call me Teacher Wu Tian."

After saying that, the old man left Wang Quan and walked away shaking his head.

Just by teaching a naughty student a lesson, the school can pick up a good seedling for free. We are really lucky today.

Seeing Teacher Wu Tian trembling on his crutches, Wang Quan worriedly chased after him and asked, "That's Fat Tiger, Teacher, can you really win?"

"I'm the greatest martial arts master of all time. I can even blow up a planet for you. How can I deal with a mere elementary school student who's not even in sixth grade? What do you think?"

Teacher Wu Tian said with confidence: "We will win."

Infected by this strong self-confidence that came from within, Wang Quan also stopped and watched the old man leave.

"Good things come in pairs."

Teacher Wu Tian, ​​who had left Wang Quan's sight, looked at the branch that had fallen at his feet in surprise: "Fortunately, I always keep the habit of bending over when walking, otherwise I wouldn't notice such a 'perfect' branch like you."

He picked up the branch with a particularly perfect shape and then threw it into the distance with a flick of his hand.

At the same time, he tapped the ground with his toes, then jumped high into the air, stepped on a branch that had flown out earlier, and flew towards the fifth-grade student at high speed.

Blood, Tears, Friendship, and Enemy of Primary School Students: Chapter 14: Star-Level Master vs. Fifth Grader

After handing over the matter of revenge on Fat Tiger to Master Wu Tian, ​​Wang Quan returned to his own house, a high-rise residential building bought for him by his followers.

After entering the room and kicking his shoes off casually, he lay down on the big sofa, looking up at the ceiling and feeling that this matter could finally be put to rest.

But... in his mind, the image of Illya saying "You have no partners" in a tone of sudden enlightenment suddenly emerged clearly at this moment.

No partner?

Wang Quan muttered, feeling lost in emotion. Ten years had passed since his rebirth, and he truly had no friends around him. All those who surrounded him were money-worshippers drawn to his deception and exceptional money-making abilities, or employees who provided services for him. There were no people he could truly interact with on an equal footing...

After quickly going through his network of relationships, Wang Quan shook his head. There were a large number of lambs who loved him, but there was not a single human being who could get along with him on an equal footing. This was understandable for him. He was only ten years old, and because he was not in a hurry to grow, he was only 1.2 meters tall. Which 'friend' would be willing to squat down and talk to him at eye level?

"Why not just make friends with other kids who are around 1.2 meters tall?"

A clear girl's voice sounded doubtfully.

"what?"

Wang Quan curled his lips and said, "The gap between human cubs and me is no longer one of intelligence, but a difference in cognition. Psychology proves that children don't lie, because lying presupposes knowing something is fake. But children can't even distinguish between what's real and what's fictional. They believe from the bottom of their hearts that magical girls exist, that cultivators exist, and that knights who can harness their inner strength exist. Some sophomores even use the fact that the wind can blow a bottle over as proof of their superpowers. How can I possibly stand against these people who live in a world other than common sense..."

"..."

Wang Quan paused for a moment and looked around in confusion. The room was empty and he was the only one there. What about the question just now?

"That's right. I didn't sleep well last night. As soon as I fell asleep, I dreamed of a dark alley. It's natural that I would have auditory hallucinations."

Holding his heavy head, Wang Quan shook his head and stood up. He walked to the refrigerator, stood on tiptoe, took out a bottle of iced milk, took a big gulp, and then ate several bites of bread to make ends meet for dinner.

Finally, he walked to the sofa and lay down naturally, then took out the remote control, turned on the TV, randomly selected a channel, and turned down the volume.

This is a little bedtime trick he figured out himself. When his brain is too busy thinking and he can't fall asleep, he can use some voiceovers to distract himself and then fall asleep without realizing it.

And he was very sure that there would be no alley and fat man in his dream this time, because Teacher Wu Tian had already taken action.

Although the old man walked unsteadily, his confidence was quite something. He might really be a master of ancient martial arts, the kind who could beat Fat Tiger easier than drinking water.

To put it another way, the old man is no longer as brave as he used to be. If he rides on Teacher Wu Tian and beats him up, Fat Tiger can also experience what the consequences of offending the principal are.

It can be said that he won anyway. Next, he just needs to have a good sleep, and then go to see Fat Tiger's miserable condition, and then this worry will be over...

His thoughts gradually became dull, and finally completely silent. He had fallen into a dream, and the night also invaded the room. In the dim room, only the big-butt CRT TV was emitting light.

At this moment, when the sleeping little boy completely lost his sense of the outside world, the card holder worn on his chest emitted a dim light, and the magic circle engraved with ancient Egyptian characters slowly unfolded. A witch wearing a pointed hat appeared from the magic circle, and then the witch squatted down and looked at the child in front of her with slightly trembling eyelashes.

He turned his head and looked at the TV behind him which was still talking.

She was in a trance and recalled her childhood. When she couldn't sleep because she was too energetic, her mother would hold a book in front of her and tell her stories about fairy tale animals. What she liked most was her mother's gentle tone describing to her how the fairy tale animals drove the god-destroying weapon, Thunder, to fight to the death with the star of disaster, Typhon.

And this child who lost his mother can only use the TV as a substitute? How lonely must he be to do such a thing...

After sighing, the witch stood up and flew into the kitchen. She wanted to at least make a hot breakfast for the child, but she found that everything in the kitchen was covered with a thin layer of dust, indicating that it had not been used for a long time. There were many takeout boxes on the trash can beside her, and there were no ingredients in the refrigerator, only a small amount of bread.

Is this child always looking for food outside and rarely comes home to eat?

The Dark Magician Girl sighed again, then returned to the little boy and took out a thin quilt to cover him. Now she could only hope that Fat Tiger would get the punishment he deserved as soon as possible, so that the child could sleep well and have a good meal. Fortunately, this wish would soon be realized by Teacher Wu Tian.

Although she didn't know any Teacher Wu Tian, ​​she could more or less feel the confidence that the old man emanated. There was no doubt that the aura of a master that could not be possessed unless one had reached the pinnacle of a certain field resided in the old man's body. Teacher Wu Tian was definitely a strong man, and probably stronger than herself, her master, and even the king!

The Dark Magician Girl was so sure...

【Interrupt an urgent news! 】

Wang Quan rubbed his eye sockets, opened his sleepy eyes drowsily, and looked around blankly at the empty space. Finally, his gaze fixed on the panicked female host on TV.

A kidnapping occurred at 6:30 PM in our city. The highly respected martial arts master, known as the "master among masters" and the principal of Yuanshen Elementary School, 'Mitsuki Muten,' was kidnapped by a fifth-grade assailant wearing a stocking and a mask. The fifth-grade student has sent several provocative photos to the police, but the location of the incident remains unknown, and the police have not received any ransom calls. Therefore, the fifth-grade student's motive for kidnapping his own principal is unclear. The case has attracted widespread attention, and people from all walks of life are calling on the police to expedite the investigation and rescue the suspects.

Wang Quan: “…”

Blood and Tears of Primary School Students, Friends and Enemies: Chapter 15: Damn! Monkey God

Things got out of hand...

Looking at the photo shown by the police on TV of Teacher Wu Tian who was tied up, and then looking at the photo of Fat Tiger who was clearly masked with stockings, Wang Quan couldn't help but slap his forehead.

Teacher Wu Tian VS Fat Tiger, he only calculated two results, and thought that no matter who won or lost, it would be good for him, but Fat Tiger's actions completely exceeded his expectations.

Kidnapping their own principal? Taking photos and provoking the police? Is this what an elementary school student would do? Is this what an elementary school student could do? What kind of elementary school student is this!

It took him a long time to digest such shocking news. Then he hurriedly put on his clothes, changed into running shoes, and went out. Then he ran all the way to Yuanshen Primary School at lightning speed. After finally arriving at Yuanshen Primary School, he found that there were several police cars parked by the school gate. Several policemen were scanning all the suspicious elements around with vigilant eyes. The primary school students had never seen such a scene before, and they all stood far away to watch.

Looking at the police, Wang Quan hesitated and stopped...

He originally wanted to explain the situation to the police as soon as possible and let them control Fat Tiger, the terrifying elementary school student, but when the police were right in front of him, he calmed down instead, and his brain quickly thought about Fat Tiger's purpose.

This is kidnapping the principal. He couldn't understand why Fat Tiger would do such a thing, and he couldn't understand what Fat Tiger was planning by sending the photos to the police. If he wanted money, he should have extorted money, but he didn't ask for any ransom.

After thinking for a while, Wang Quan finally gave up. He was an adult, so how could he possibly understand what a child was thinking?

"call……"

Just when Wang Quan gave up thinking, a panting voice was heard, and he felt a hand touching his shoulder. He turned around in confusion and saw the silver-haired elementary school student supporting his body with one hand, bending over and breathing heavily.

Before he could ask anything, Illya raised her head and looked at Wang Quan nervously and said, "Wang Quan, do you know where our principal, Teacher Wu Tian, ​​is?"

"Um, how did you know?"

Wang Quan looked at Illya doubtfully.

"Just some divination tips."

Illya looked at Wang Quan eagerly and said, "Do you really know?"

"At Fat Tiger's place."

Wang Quan said without hesitation: "After Mr. Wu Tian heard about my experience, he volunteered to teach Fat Tiger a lesson for me, but after a while, I saw the news that he was tied up by Fat Tiger on the news broadcast."

"Then do you know where Fat Tiger is?"

Illya asked quickly.

Wang Quan shook his head: "I don't know about that."

Illya muttered in disappointment, "Then I can only find a way myself..."

"You figure it out yourself?"

"Uh... find a way to tell the police!"

Illya quickly corrected herself and then quickly turned and left, leaving Wang Quan somewhat puzzled as he watched her go and come back.

"Fat Tiger has already kidnapped the principal. Would he also kidnap you, the one who reported him to the principal?"

Illya looked at Wang Quan with considerable concern.

"What are you worried about me doing?"

Wang Quan waved his hand: "I'm not so low as to be worried about my safety by a primary school student. Go call the police quickly."

Illya walked away with some hesitation.

Wang Quan also turned around and saw Wang Xiaoming... Oh no, it should be classmate Li Xiaolang jogging towards him. He looked at him seriously and asked, "Do you know where our principal, Teacher Wu Tian, ​​is?"

"Um, how do you know I know that?"

"Just some simple Liuren algorithms."

Li Xiaolang asked nervously, "So you really know where Teacher Wu Tian is?"

"After hearing about my experience, Mr. Wu Tian went to find Fat Tiger to settle the score."

Wang Quan shook his head: "But I only know that he is with Fatty, but I don't know where Fatty is now."