After a huge and chaotic battle, Wang Quan successfully stood out, defeated numerous competitors, and successfully took the role of the protagonist into his own arms. So he brought his friends with him, carefully hiding his excitement, and strode towards the stage.
"strangeness……"
Illya asked in confusion, "Wang Quan, wasn't your Tyrant Force Field nearly destroyed by the mushrooms? How come you were still able to defeat the other boys in the fifth grade?"
"What's so hard about this?"
Wang Quan shrugged matter-of-factly and said, "After all, this format of everyone fighting in a melee to determine a single winner is just a stupid election format. The one who wins in this kind of competition isn't the strongest winner, nor the luckiest Feng Yun'er, but the most survivable Lao Deng. So I fought and retreated, hiding in the bathroom. When everyone was almost done fighting, I emerged to take care of the exhausted strongest man, and smoothly secured the position of Sun Wukong."
Li Xiaolang looked at Wang Quan awkwardly and said, "If Sun Dasheng knew that you got the qualification to play him in this way..."
"The Great Sage will loudly praise my cleverness."
Wang Quan squinted at Li Xiaolang and said, "You're not saying that Fighting Buddha is some serious monkey, are you? When it comes to sneak attacks, bludgeoning, and underhanded tactics, he's second to none among the monkeys in Mount Emei. No one dares to claim first place."
Li Xiaolang covered his ears tightly and muttered, "I didn't hear it, I just didn't hear it!"
"its not right."
Miyu looked at Wang Quan in confusion and said, "Although this method of selecting the winner through a brawl is indeed stupid, the participating elementary school students are not stupid. How could they not even know that you were hiding in the toilet?"
"Maybe it's because they haven't entered society yet and don't understand how dangerous it is."
Wang Quan rubbed his chin and said, "That's why you couldn't guess that I would hide in the women's restroom."
"Eh!"
Illya looked at Wang Quan in horror: "Student Wang Quan! What did you just say?"
"Eh? Illya, why do you look like you've seen a ghost?"
Wang Quan looked at Illya in confusion. "You didn't even show this expression when I showed you my life-glory plan of shorting Southeast Asia and dismembering the Soviet Union."
"But, but... that's the women's restroom... Miyu, you feel bad too, right?"
Illya quickly grabbed Miyu, but Miyu looked at her in confusion. Lihua covered her face with her hands and said sadly, "I learned it, but if I had learned this trick earlier, Wang Quan, I would have reincarnated a dozen times less!"
"Alright everyone, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, Tang Monk, and White Dragon Horse, it's time to start putting on makeup."
Wang Quan waved his hand and said, "The long-awaited stage play is about to begin. Let's work hard together!"
"Of course there's nothing wrong with performing hard, but the problem is..."
Li Xiaolang looked at Wang Quan uncertainly and asked, "Why are we working so hard?"
"Of course, they executed Fat Tiger in front of the elementary school students."
Wang Quan said as a matter of course.
"No!"
Li Xiaolang looked at Wang Quan awkwardly: "It's to provoke the alien spies! This is the idea you came up with, Wang Quan!"
"Oh, yes, that's right..."
Wang Quan laughed and said, "Sorry, I was too excited and expectant last night, so I didn't sleep all night and got groggy. Hmm! I will definitely humiliate Fat Tiger severely to irritate the aliens!"
Li Xiaolang looked worriedly at Wang Quan as he walked into the dressing room. He hesitantly looked at his friend beside him and asked, "Wang Quan...is he really okay?"
"This is inevitable."
Illya shook her head regretfully and said, "Classmate Wang Quan was so powerful, but the only time he was defeated was when he was knocked to the ground by Fat Tiger in an alley. To get revenge, he sacrificed us all to his sword, which in exchange for powerful swordsmanship. He challenged Fat Tiger again, and was knocked to the ground again by Fat Tiger, shouting about family and bonds. These two consecutive failures have deepened Wang Quan's obsession. But as long as Fat Tiger is defeated, Wang Quan will surely become the reliable Wang Quan again."
Amidst Illya's somewhat uncertain voice, Wang Quan took a deep breath and tried to adjust his overly excited emotions. With the help of the staff, he changed his clothes and put on a monkey mask. Then he picked up the plastic golden cudgel and strode towards the stage.
Almost at the moment when he stepped out of the curtain and officially entered the stage, endless waves of cheers surged from the audience. The primary school students looked at the sound of "Sun Wukong" with great excitement and cheered with trembling voices.
Today I was able to see the Monkey King knock that bully Fat Tiger to the ground. It was really worth the price of admission!!!
Amid the cheers of the crowd, Wang Quan raised his head and slowly looked towards the other side of the stage, watching the 'villain' who appeared in a ball-shaped jacket.
This coat was specially customized based on the image of the Silver Disaster Star provided by Joseph. It looked like a large ball with arms and legs. Its resistance to damage was undoubtedly increased by several levels, but...
Wang Quan clenched the golden cudgel in his hand and looked at Fat Tiger with a resolute gaze. The time to put an end to the long feud has come!
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Such a focused look...
Noticing Wang Quan's resolute gaze, the 'villain' in the suit felt a little regretful. This poor elementary school student must really like acting. It's a pity that the elementary school student named Fat Tiger who was acting opposite him had been knocked unconscious by him.
Thinking of this, the 'Metal Freak' couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth and gave a thumbs up to his own wit.
After learning that the fifth-grade students were fighting over the play "Sun Wukong Fights the Aliens Three Times" and that the final winner was the target with the "force field", he came up with a brilliant idea.
By knocking out Fat Tiger who was going to act with the 'target', and then mimicking Fat Tiger's appearance, he could replace Fat Tiger, participate in the stage play without anyone noticing, and then assassinate the unlucky target at close range!
In this way, his Lord wouldn't be insulted for fifty-nine minutes, and the mission entrusted to him by the Lord to eliminate the force field holder could be successfully completed. This opportunity to kill two birds with one stone was precisely seized by him! Once the task was completed, how would the Lord bless this perfect believer of his?
Thinking of this, the 'metal weird', filled with joy and excitement, moved his steps a little clumsily, hid his weapon, and strode towards the target in front of him who he had kept in the dark... Uh... Eh?
The metal freak suddenly paused, his eyes fixed on the elementary school student in front of him with doubt. Was it an illusion? Why did he seem to sense an inexplicable...
Killing intent?
Proof of the Elementary School Student and the Hero: Chapter 159: One Mao Becomes Three Thousand
It must be an illusion, right?
Sensing something was amiss with his assassination target, the Metal Stranger froze for a moment, then reassured himself that the unsettling feeling was merely an illusion. His disguise and plan were flawless. There was no way the child could have known that the man standing before him was actually an assassin! Absolutely no way!
"Wake up, Fat Tiger!"
Wang Quan raised his golden cudgel high and growled, "You've committed countless evil deeds, like forcing elementary school students to attend a terrible concert, borrowing their belongings and refusing to return them, constantly scaring them with your ferocious, red-faced face, and that damned sportsmanship! In competitive sports, you actually shouted about family ties and bonds and knocked down your opponents who had worked so hard. Your crimes are simply too numerous to list. To sum up—what else do you have to quibble about?"
"Forehead……"
The metal monster asked weakly, "Isn't my crime kidnapping Tang Sanzang?"
As the golden cudgel in his hand whistled through the air, Wang Quan said nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter what happens to Tang Monk, just grit your teeth!"
"No, that's my line."
The metal monster shook his head speechlessly, then quickly stepped forward, intending to kill the source of his uneasiness, the elementary school student in front of him, on the spot!
And Wang Quan also raised the golden hoop high at the right time and was about to...
"Wait a moment!!!"
A loud shout froze Pi Suit and Wang Quan. Wang Quan turned his head to look at Li Xiaolang in confusion: "Bai Longma classmate, what's wrong?"
"Don't you think something is wrong?"
Li Xiaolang, who was wearing a horse headband, pointed at the leather suit figure in front of him and said to Wang Quan, "This guy doesn't look like Fat Tiger?"
Oops!
The metal freak's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that because his target was just an elementary school student, he had forgotten to disguise his voice in his contempt?!
"Hmm? What's different?"
Under the extremely nervous gaze of the metal monster, Wang Quan looked at Li Xiaolang in confusion.
"Well……"
Li Xiaolang scratched his head. "I can't put it into words right now, but there's just a strong sense of disharmony."
Upon hearing this, the metal weirdo immediately breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Wang Quan with relief. Fortunately, this unlucky guy was so unlucky that his identity was almost exposed.
"Then wait until you remember it!"
After saying that, Wang Quan pulled out a handful of prop monkey hair from his body, then took a deep breath and exhaled suddenly, blowing the monkey hair all over the place.
The metal monster, who was about to assassinate Wang Quan after being blown in the face by the monkey hair, was stunned for a moment and looked at Wang Quan in confusion: "What are you doing?"
"Don't you know? The most famous spell of the Monkey King."
Wang Quan tilted his head and said, "And now I have already used that spell on you."
To the Metal Monster's astonishment, the stage equipment suddenly spewed out a large amount of smoke made of dry ice, and from the smoke, elementary school students wearing monkey masks walked out. Some of them held the Denglong Sword, some held the Ruyi Sword, some held maces, some held baseball bats, some held Desert Eagles, some held magic wands, some held yo-yos, some held battle spirals, some held a useless two-card deck, and some even surrounded "Fat Tiger" with their bare hands while making the Bone-Splitting Hand gesture.
The metal monster, who had long forgotten about the assassination, looked at the elementary school students who kept gathering around him in fear and said, "What are you thinking of doing in front of all these kids?!"
"Of course, it's something that's not suitable for children, but it will definitely be forgiven."
Wang Quan waved his hand and said, "Anyway, you don't need to worry about anything. I've arranged for a group of doctors to wait outside. Nothing will happen."
"No, no, no! We've already arranged for a doctor, so how could there not be anything wrong?"
The metal weirdo shook his head in panic: "And you have the wrong person, I am not Fat Tiger!"
"Ha ha……"
Wang Quan sneered at Fat Tiger and said, "I never thought you would tell such a low-level lie. Do you think anyone would believe it after all this?"
"It's true! If you don't believe me, just watch me take off the leather case... Ouch!"
The metal monster felt a hit on his back and immediately fell to the ground. Then countless weapons fell on him like a rainstorm!
"hiss!"
After the blow, Wang Quan felt a numbness in his palms and a look of horror in his eyes: "Fat Tiger, I thought the journey to the center of the earth had made me stronger, but I didn't expect you to be no less powerful. When did you learn this 'iron shirt'?"
His question obviously did not get an answer, because at this moment "Fat Tiger" was besieged by many Sun Wukongs and could only scream.
Seeing that he was about to be unable to squeeze in, Wang Quan could only say "no way" inwardly, then took out the flip phone hanging on his waist and turned it on. He pressed the number 5 button three times in a row, and the flip phone instantly turned into black liquid and wrapped around his hands, forming a pair of arm armor.
If someone asks me later, I will just say it is a stage installation!
After thinking carefully, Wang Quan squeezed into the surging crowd again, rushed to the front, picked up the golden hoop, and smashed it down on Fat Tiger with a set of skillful dog-beating stick techniques, making a series of resounding and powerful metal-clashing sounds and even more passionate roars.
"Wait a moment!"
Another loud shout made all the elementary school students stop what they were doing and looked at Li Xiaolang blankly.
"This guy is definitely not Fat Tiger!"
Li Xiaolang shook his head repeatedly and said, "I finally realized where the incongruity lies! His voice doesn't resemble mine at all!"
Feeling like his body was about to fall apart, the metal monster looked at Li Xiaolang with immense gratitude. The person he had previously thought was a nuisance now seemed so amiable! The tragedy of being tortured by so many elementary school students with unfathomable strength could finally come to an end...
Just as he was about to loudly praise Li Xiaolang's keen perception, Wang Quan beside him waved his hand calmly: "Student Wang Xiaoming, do you think I didn't notice?"
"Did you notice?"
Li Xiaolang asked in surprise, "Then why are you hitting so hard?"
"After this journey through the inner earth civilization, haven't you learned yet? Sound needs a medium to propagate, and different media will cause the sound to change in various ways. Fat Tiger is separated from us by such a thick layer of leather, how could he still make his original voice?"
Li Xiaolang looked at Wang Quan embarrassedly as he finished speaking and then swung his golden cudgel to engage in a one-sided fight with Fat Tiger.
He may never forget this scientific knowledge that has such a strong impact.
Proof of an Elementary School Student and a Hero: Chapter 160: Earth Defense Force vs. Disaster Star
The stage play gradually entered its climax. Even Rika Furude, who played the role of Monk Tang, was infected by the atmosphere. In order to add to her own performance, she eagerly picked up the soy sauce bottle and joined in the fight.
The sight of Lihua vigorously waving the soy sauce bottle, smashing it down along a mysterious trajectory, and her berserker posture as if she was determined to take Fat Tiger's life, earned her continuous cheers from the young audience, and also made Tang Xuanzang in the audience cover his face and cry. At this moment, he was deeply touched by the second creation and finally understood what it meant that a parody was not nonsense, and an adaptation was not a random fabrication.
However, when the primary school students were applauding the extremely wonderful stage play, they were completely unaware that a cold gaze from the universe was now closely watching their every move.
"I've already transformed you into a mechanical body, yet you're still being crushed like this by a bunch of kids? It turns out that no matter how much you transform food, it's still just food. You can't rely on it at all."
Sitting high on the mechanical throne, the "humanoid machine" with a metallic luster all over its body withdrew its gaze from the mechanical servant and turned to look at the blue planet in front of it that was shining brightly in the dark universe. The mechanical eyes could not help but reveal some complicated emotions.
"After being exiled to the universe by my 'homeland' for so many years, I've finally returned from the endless universe... Joseph Joestar, and the courageous Ripple Warriors, I wonder if you'll still recognize me after seeing me in this state. If so... Joestar, I'm curious about the kind of despair you'll reveal when you discover our ill-fated relationship isn't over yet..."
Just as the 'robot' was feeling emotional, a fierce beeping sound was heard, and at the same time a projection appeared before his eyes. The projection suddenly zoomed in, and the robot on the mechanical throne discovered a group of 'weak' humans gathered on a mountain range. This group of people was led by an old man wearing sunglasses and beach shorts, who were loudly plotting something about how to stop the approaching silver disaster star.
Looking at the humans gathered outside the mountains, the robot stretched out his finger with interest and gently tapped the projection. Every time he tapped, a red dot remained on the projection until the projected earth was completely filled with red dots. The robot stopped with a sense of satisfaction and clicked to confirm the launch confirmation query that popped up.
The next moment, 1432 brilliant streams of light shot out from the surface of the silver celestial body and headed towards the azure planet in front of them.
……
Looking at the 1,432 energy beams flying towards the earth like a meteor shower, the robot's mouth curled up. Although each beam "only" had the power to blow up the entire moon, such a large number was enough to blow the blue planet in front of them into cosmic dust.
So, my hometown, come and say hello to the universe.
Just as the robot was looking at the little energy it had released with a little excitement about to fall into the atmosphere, something strange happened.
Standing on the top of the mountain, watching the 'meteor shower' about to fall into the planet, the people who had been prepared did not have time to be shocked by the fierce attack of the disaster star and took action.
Wearing sunglasses and beach pants, the old man with a withered figure suddenly had his muscles swell up like inflated. With the sound of clothes being torn, the old man, with only pieces of cloth left on his body, made a 'calyx' shape with his hands, and placed the 'calyx' on his waist while rotating it clockwise. Finally, he suddenly raised it high towards the sky, and all the strength in his body burst out, turning into a blue energy ball and blasting towards the meteor shower. While blasting one of the energy beams, the remaining blue energy continued to move forward, dragging its blue tail in the dark universe and flying towards the silver disaster star.
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