Why fight the Holy Grail War? Let's play cards!

"First, I activate [Unfulfilled Promise]!" No matter what, I need to find a card that can break through first. For example, [Origin Bullet].

"Does the king allow it?" Gilgamesh waved his hand. Although he didn't know the effect of Jiang You's card, his intuition told him that it must be negated. "Release [Dawn of Destruction] to negate your magic card! And because of the effect of [King's Treasure], every time an equipped magic card is released on our side of the field, it will inflict 500 points of damage to the opponent!"

"Don't worry." Jiang You showed a card in his hand. He had already thought of a countermeasure. "I will chain activate [Magician Killer Intelligence Gathering] to negate and destroy your effect."

The Destroyed Dawn Sword emitted dense lightning and shattered into pieces, failing to be successfully released.

Gilgamesh (A) Attack: 5000 → 4500

"Then, I will send [Emiya Kiritsugu] to the Graveyard, retrieve a [Snow Castle], and then use [Emiya Kiritsugu's] effect to add a [Origin Bullet] to my hand."

"You're just being clever!" Gilgamesh snorted in dissatisfaction when his magic card didn't work. He felt embarrassed in front of his best friend.

"Activate the effect of [Origin Bullet], and select the target—Enkidu!"

Gilgamesh naturally couldn't agree. "Don't even think about it! How could I allow my best friend to be defeated by something like this? Unleash [Original Dasseltin], negate the effects of [Origin Bullet], and you will take 500 points of damage!"

Dasseltin shot out from the King's Treasure and pierced through the card in Jiang You's hand.

"Hmm!" Jiang You groaned softly, feeling that he was gradually adapting to the pain brought by the duel.

Jiangyou LP4000→3500

Gilgamesh (A) Attack: 4500 → 4000

Very good, there are only 2 equipment cards left, and Gilgamesh has two designated target explosion cards left, so he will be able to break through soon!

Chapter 27: Divine Monument Players, please take note of the helmets you bring.

"Then it's my turn to counterattack! Using the effect of [Magician Killer's Intelligence Gathering], I'll destroy [The King's Treasure]!"

The golden ripples behind Gilgamesh collapsed and disappeared one after another. The departure of his most convenient Noble Phantasm made Gilgamesh feel angry.

"Because this is a pure Einzbern deck, I'll Normal Summon Illya!"

【Illya】Attack Power 1500

"What role can your Master play when my best friend is present?" Gilgamesh looked at Illya opposite him with disdain. With Enkidu present, there was no need to even look at the trash whose spiritual base scale (star level) was lower than theirs.

"Don't worry, I'll activate Illya's effect and free myself..."

"???" Gilgamesh was about to take action, but this guy was actually cheating!

"I admit that Enkidu is powerful, but he only negated the effect, not that it can't be activated. Illya's liberation is the price to pay, so..."

I haven't gotten Hercules from Illya yet, even though Matou Sakura has already handed over Medusa. It's so hard to gain Illya's favorability. Jiang You sighed, feeling thankful that he had the Berserker-class Lancelot to start with.

"So, entering the cemetery after liberation will also circumvent my best friend's blockade, thus initiating its effects." Gilgamesh's face darkened. He had actually been tricked by a little girl. If this had been a normal battle, he would have blinded her eyes and dug out her heart to vent his anger. "Well, as a reward, she deserves death!"

[Original Blade of Undead Slaughter] was released, and [Illya] was pierced through the eye socket by the weapon.

Gilgamesh (A) Attack: 4000 → 3500

Jiangyou LP3500→3000

There is only one equipment card left on the field.

"Then I activate the Field Spell Card [Snow Castle] and add [Illya] from my deck to my hand!"

"Want to use your old trick again, Miscellaneous Cultivator?" Gilgamesh was ready to activate the weapon's effect again.

"That's about right." Jiang You showed the card [Lijelite] in his hand, "Send [Lijelite] from your hand to the graveyard, and Special Summon a [Clothes of Heaven] from your deck in Defense Position on the field."

【Heavenly Clothes】Defense 1200

"This Heavenly Cloth is for tuning Servant. I will be performing a Synchro Summon next." Jiang You kindly reminded Gilgamesh. "So, King of Heroes, do you have enough Noble Phantasms?"

Gilgamesh pointed at the Heavenly Clothes with a proud expression on his face. "Your humble servants will never be able to comprehend the magnificence of my treasury. Needless to say, my treasures are limitless!"

[Original Durandal] was released, and the Heavenly Clothes were cut into pieces by the attack of the Noble Phantasm.

Gilgamesh (A) Attack: 3500 → 3000

At this point, Gilgamesh's Noble Phantasm has been exhausted.

Without interruption, Jiang You confidently began his routine. "I Special Summon Illya, then activate the effect of Celestial Clothes in the Graveyard, banishing Lijielit and Special Summoning Celestial Clothes! 2+4=6, come on, Illya (Celestial Clothes)!"

Illya, wearing the Heavenly Robe ceremonial attire, stepped onto the battlefield again and entered the combat state skillfully.

[Illya (Heavenly Clothes)] Attack Power 2500 → 3000

"Is that so?" Gilgamesh gave a slight compliment, looking at Illya, whose attack power was the same as his. "But it's no use. Her star rating is only 6, so she still can't break through her best friend's blockade. Her effect still won't activate!"

"That's true, but it doesn't matter! I'm entering the battle phase! Illya, attack Enkidu!"

Gilgamesh LP4000→3500

The silver thread, carrying a torrent of magic power, pierced through Enkidu's heart. The top-level Heroic Spirit still had no chance to escape.

"Gil, I'm leaving now. Keep up the good work." Dense green grass began to grow from the hollow in Enkidu's heart, and these emerald green plants soon spread throughout his body. After a few breaths, Enkidu turned into soil and returned to the earth.

"Enkidu!" Gilgamesh reached out to grab Enkidu, but his hand shot out empty. With bloodshot eyes, he stared at Illya and Jiang You, "...How dare you, how dare you! Very good, very good."

Gilgamesh's expression startled Jiang You. He could probably imagine why Xiao He had looked at him that way when they were eating noodles earlier. "No, buddy, it's not like playing Yu-Gi-Oh!"

"Yu-Gi-Oh?" Jiang You's words allowed Iskandar to extract the key words. He scratched his chin and thought about the word, trying to match it with the historical character.

Apparently, he couldn't find any matching character, so Iskandar leaned over and whispered in Waver's ear. "Kid, do you remember which Heroic Spirit Yu-Gi-Oh is?"

Waver, always a conscientious man, had done extensive historical research before summoning a Heroic Spirit, so he could quickly identify a corresponding character in the Holy Grail War and exploit their weaknesses. However, no matter how much he thought, he couldn't find a corresponding historical figure. He could only shake his head. "If it's a title, I'm sure there isn't one. It's most likely a self-proclaimed one, so its reference value is minimal."

"But I still agree with his self-proclaimed title." Iskandar nodded. Being able to present history and characters in this form shows how obsessed he is with it, just like his own title of "Conqueror King".

"Shut up!" Gilgamesh was obviously furious, tightly holding the [Chain of Heaven] that he retrieved from the deck by Enkidu's graveyard effect.

"I haven't even banished your cards yet, what are you going to do with the player on the Divine Monument?" Jiang You began to worry about the safety of the Divine Monument player on the main team. They wouldn't be killed by the opponent's single player in the middle of the fight, right? "Anyway, I'm covering two cards in the backfield, and the round ends."

"Draw a card on my turn!" Gilgamesh looked at the cards in his hand with a look of disgust. "Someone else's card was mixed into my deck. This is simply blasphemy."

"But since it was still useful, I'll give you a little praise, Tohsaka Tokitoki. I activate [Uphold Grace], banishing ten cards from the top of my deck and drawing two cards!"

"Hahahaha!" Gilgamesh laughed heartily, clearly having drawn a satisfying card. Frankly, Jiang You envied those who could express their emotions freely; at least they didn't hold it in. "I activate [Elixir of Immortality] to revive a Servant in my Graveyard! Return once more, Enkidu!"

The green-haired beauty appears again.

"Whatever scheme you have, it's useless in front of my best friend!"

Well, the defensive battle-breaking effect of [Illya (Cloak of Heaven)] is gone again.

I suddenly realized that the effects ① and ② I wrote before did not include the word "each". It's broken. All the current cards with limited times have "each".

Dear readers, please be gentle. I'm afraid of pain. There are too many things to change. Please spare my life.

"Although, just tell me if it's rock 'n' roll enough!"

[mygo+gbc+lonely rock+…]

"Good news, you play rock."

"Bad news, it's Second-Hand Rose."

"Good news, you've quit the band since you're inheriting a million dollars."

"Bad news, your family is broke and you are back to poverty overnight..."

……

When Hai Mingli traveled to this world and learned about what had happened to him, he was confused at first.

Tokyo? Second-Hand Rose? These are totally unrelated!

Then he took a look at the name of the system and immediately understood.

Abstract system - limited to music agents.

Oh... reasonable.

Before Hai Mingli could react, the people in front of him were - customer service Xiaoxiang, junior college girl Jing Qin Renna, and the number one social phobia person Goto Ichiri...

"Huh? The former Second Hand Rose member is our manager, is that true?"

Look at the group of music girls, and then look at the bar behind them that is about to close down.

Hai Mingli nodded and understood.

Chapter 0 Are you sure you want to speak rudely to her who has attacks?

"I acknowledge the Third Law's strength, but it's still not enough for me! It's really inconvenient without the King's Treasure. Well, let me make do with it. [Original Durandal], come to me!"

Gilgamesh equips an Equipment Spell Card to himself.

Gilgamesh (A) Attack: 3000 → 3500

"Enter the battle, and I will pave the way to victory for my dear friend! Look up to me, while I launch a direct attack on Illya (Celestial Cloth)!" Gilgamesh eagerly entered the battle stage. Using his magical power, he lifted himself high and launched an attack on Illya from above. "Lower your head! Do you have my permission to look at me?"

"You haven't asked me yet, did I allow you to attack?" Jiang You decisively launched a backfield attack. "I will activate the cover card [Support Shot] to destroy [Gilgamesh]!"

The bullet barrel pierced Gilgamesh's head, sending him to the grave with an expression of disbelief on his face.

Gilgamesh returned to the main battle area with his arms crossed. For a moment, the scene was silent.

"...Are you going to end your turn?" Seeing Gilgamesh remained silent for a long time, Jiang You tried to end his turn directly.

"Despicable, you despicable villain! You disgusting insect!" Gilgamesh could not accept the fact that he was defeated so easily, and suddenly became furious.

"Are you crazy? You didn't break the resistance, are you blaming me?" Jiang You said, "What's there to be whining about when your strength comes from the backfield? Haven't the turtles eaten enough big brothers?" "Can't you just blow up the backfield first? ...Oh, that's not right. Bombing it and then attacking isn't enough. Gilgamesh, you suck!"

"You insect, how dare you speak so rudely! Just wait, I will use the [Sword of Separation] on you in the next turn! I will crush your body into powder!" Gilgamesh had never suffered such injustice before. He had a very powerful card. As long as he successfully activated it, everything would be fine.

Enkidu still stood on the field with a smile on his face, and explained to Jiang You, "Gil is like this at this point in time. It will take him many years to become the legendary wise king. Let him be willful for a while."

Gilgamesh's hand was no longer sufficient to sustain his continued operations. Cursing, he placed a card in the backfield, ending his turn.

"Since you said so, of course I can't give you the next turn. It's my turn, draw a card!" Jiang You nodded to Enkidu to show his understanding, while responding to Gilgamesh's provocation, and by the way, secretly launched the destined draw.

"Strange! I don't remember [Founding Three Pokémon] having this effect. Why is it different from the one Old Bug has? I might as well give it a try! This is it! I'm targeting Illya to activate [Founding Three Pokémon]!"

【The founding three families】 (The revised picture is being made)

[Illya (Heavenly Clothes)] Attack Power 3000 → 4000

This is the same level of attack power as the strongest evolved Ultimate Gilgamesh... Sorry, I got it wrong.

With 4000 attack points, Illya's aura surged! Explosively! Explosively! Even Gilgamesh had to retreat. And that wasn't all. Seven cards floated out of the deck, hovering in front of Jiang You.

"1, 2, 3, 4 plus the ones in the graveyard are enough. It doesn't matter who we summon. Let's get a new card! [Saint Joan of Arc], raise your banner of victory once again!"

In an instant, the sky was clear, and the high-flying white birds played hymns. Amidst the falling white wings, Joan of Arc stepped onto the battlefield.

"Sir, it's our first meeting. Joan of Arc has been waiting for a long time and will be at your command!" Joan of Arc was somewhat different from other summoned heroic spirits. She seemed to know the reason why she was summoned and expressed her attitude to Jiang You at the first opportunity.

Under the golden skylight, the girl raised the holy flag and bowed slightly to the young man with a smile on her face. Among the white feathers in the sky, she looked so holy and elegant.

"This is the first time I summon you, and you seem to... know that I have your card?" Jiang You was actually ready to explain the situation. Normally, the person who summons someone would be very confused.

"Ah, no, no. How could I possibly know?" The saintly and elegant young woman vanished, leaving behind only a reckless, blonde village girl. She rubbed the back of her head, her eyes wandering. "Isn't it because I think it's cool to talk like that? Anyway, this isn't a duel... Oh, no, isn't this a Heroic Spirit Summoning?"

Jiang You still felt suspicious, but Zhend's silly yet cheerful smile made him give up asking. Now, there were more important things.

"How dare you ignore me? Humph! 4000 attack power, without external help, could only be achieved by someone on the level of a major god?" Gilgamesh looked at Illya seriously. Although Illya's effects had been blocked, her increased combat power was enough to directly break through Enkidu's blockade. "You're such a shrewd little trick, but don't think I'm powerless! Activate the perpetual entrapment card [Heaven's Chain]!"

The golden chains bound Illya tightly, making her unable to move.

"It's so uncomfortable, Caster, is there any way to break it?" Illya asked Jiang You for help. She looked at Gilgamesh and for some reason, she felt a surge of murderous intent. "If possible, let me have the final blow. I really want to go up and give him a good blow in the eye!"

"What kind of afterlife memory are these..." In a certain worldline, Illya was indeed blinded and killed by Gilgamesh, so her murderous intent made sense. "Let me see. No problem, your ancestor agreed!"

"I activate the effect of [Justiza] to banish a total of 7 Servant cards from the Graveyard."

Gilgamesh noticed that the cards in his graveyard were also disappearing, "Insect! What do you want to do?!"

"It doesn't say whose grave it is. What are you looking at? You have to be excluded from my list too!" No matter how much Gilgamesh resisted, it was useless. His own Servant Card was sent to the exclusion zone.

"The false Holy Grail will eventually be filled with sorrowful wishes. The Saint's sacrifice has brought absolute evil! Come, Saint of the East, embark on a journey spanning 200 years!"

【Justisa】Attack Power 0